第3章 找人背锅?

玉帝眉头一皱。

“何事?”

“bixia,xiajieniumowangjiabanyushenqulexianyujieyuqule,litianwangcikezhengdailingsidatianwangqianquzhuona。”

“什么?”

yudipengdeyishengzaleyixialongyi,tengdeqishen,shensedanu。

“gaotao,nilikedaiershibaxingsuqubuzhoutianxingdoudazhenfenglexianyu,jueduibunengrangciyaotaochutianting,fouzenizheiyushenyebiedangle。”

“是。”

gaotaoyigejiling,jimanggongshou,zhuanshenxunsulikailingxiaodian。

taibaijinxingdengzhongxianjianci,buyoumianmianxiangqu。

zheiniumowangdanzidaoda,juranganyirenchuangtianting。

buguoshuoqilai,zheimeyilai,sihuyoushijianrangdahuoxiangxiangduice,ruheyingfuzheisifashendeshile。

至于如何应付。

kendingshizhaoneixierenyuanchadelebei。

yanjingyizhuan,zaiyudibuzhidaodeqingkuangxia,taibaijinxingdaitouliuhao,anzhongfaqiyuyintonghua。

……

仙狱。

lijinghesidatianwangyijishangwantianbinghuiguoshen。

zengzhangtianwangduilijingwenleju。

“litianwang,yaobuyaoquzhui?”

李靖摇了摇头。

“zhuibushang,xiaohunyuanfan,youcihoutianlingbaozai,chufeijiangwuxingdunshuxiudaojizhihuozheshidunsugengqiangdebaowu,fouze,jiusuanshinazhazaici,yebuyidingnengzhuishang。”

“nanguailvciweijiaozheiniumowangdoushishayuergui。”

增长天王眼中惊诧。

lijingduizengzhangtianwangminglingdao:

“niqulingxiaodian,jiangcishibinggaoyudiba。”

“是。”

增长天王带人离去。

“nimenyehuiquba,tianmenbunengzhangshijianwurenzhushou。”

“遵命。”

chiguotianwangsanrendiantou,suihoubianyedaiqiyutianbinglikai。

lijingdaizhejimingtianbingchaozhejiangyuelingerqu。

jiangyuelingshouhuimuguang,tongqingdekanleyilianmengbideqingshiyao。

“qingshiyao,shinishushoujiuqinhaishizaizuoguoyichang?”

qingshiyaomianrusihui,yishengzhangtan。

“捆了吧,累了。”

jiangyuelingyebufeihua,qialegeyinjue,dishangdekunxiansuohuazuojiasuo,zaidujiangqingshiyaojingu。

噗通!

meilefali,qingshiyaozhijiecongbankongdiaoluo,shuailegepidun。

青狮妖:“……”

难受,想哭!

江岳灵长松口气。

天庭首战,告捷。

真不戳。

“ding:jinrirenwuwancheng,jianglifafang:tiangangsanshiliubian。”

jiangyuelinghuanhuanluodi,turan,shenquyizhen,naohaizhonglikeduochuleyixiedongxi。

jiuhaoxiangtayiqianxueguoyiyang,yinkezailejiyidangzhong。

buguohaibudengtazixichakanjutineirong,lijingdaizhetianbingzouleguolai。

“仙友好本事。”

jiangyuelingyileng,zhuantoujiujianyigetuozheqicengtadewujiangzhenxianzouleguolai。

这就是李靖?

“litianwangguojiang,zuoweitianbingyuzu,zheixiedoushiwodezhizesuozai。”

江岳灵笑着道。

dajiadoushizhenxian,shuohuajiumeibiyaoneimekeqile。

lijingxiaozhefuxu,dianlediantou。

zheiweixianyousuirandajiahenxiong,buguorenhaishibucuode。

taduishenbianlianggetianbingdao:“baciyaoyahuitianlao,denghouyushenqianlaifaluo。”

“是。”

zheishihou,lijingfangcaiduijiangyuelingxunwendao:“buzhizhenxiandaoyouruhechenghu?youweihehuizaizheizuoyigexiaoxiaodetianbingyuzu?”

jiangyuelingdandanyixiao,duici,taxinzhongzaojiubianhaolejiekou。

tadao:“zaixiajiangyueling,jiaoxingfeishengxianjieqiannian,shichengxiajiesanxianjiadexianren,shimenyouxun,wugongbushoulu,zaizuoyuzudezheiqiannian,wosuiranxingyundetupodaolezhenxian,danshizhongmeiyoulirenhegonglao,gubingweiyoushengqiandexiangfa。”

“yuanlairuci,jiangxianyouqueshigaofengliangjie,lingrenxinshengjingpei。”

lijingwenyan,dianlediantou。

这倒也难怪他相信。

bijinglijingfengshendetakeshizhidaozheisanjiezhizhongshenmeyangdeshenxiandouyou,rucisixinyande,bingmeiyoushenmeqiguai。

他还见过更离谱的。

taishanglaojunjiushigelizi。

mingmingshigediaozhatiandecunzai,feiyaozhengtiandangyudidetiangou,zaidoulvgongbainongneigepoluzi。

jianzhihuyousirenbuchangming。

suoyitaduizheizhongshizaoyijianguaibuguaile。

jiandandeliaoleyihuier,lijingxiangqihaiyoujunwuchuli,bianyugaociliqu,tadao:

“xianyou,wohaiyoushi,yaohuiyunlougongyitang,gairizailiao。”

“告辞。”

江岳灵一点头。

lijingzhuanshenjiayun,buguozhijiantazhengzhunbeiyaozou,bianjiandaozhenzhengdeyushengaotaojiudaizheershibaxingsuganleguolai。

kandaoxianyufengpinglangjing,gaotaodengrenbuyouyilianyihuo。

“litianwang,qingshiyaoheniumowangni?”

nandaoqianliyanshunfengerhuangdiantamen?

lijingdandanyixiao,“yushen,nilaiwanle,yiqiedouyijingjiejuele。”

“shiqingdejingguoshizheiyang……”

taqingfuduanxu,daoyemeiyouyinman,jiangtasuokandaodeyiqie,quandougaosulegaotaodengren。

ertingwanshishouxiadeyigezhenxianjibiedetianbingyuzuzhualeqingshiyao,youdapaoleniumowangzhihou,gaotaoheershibaxingsuquanmengbile。

kanzhejiangyuelingdeyanshen,chongmanlebukesiyi。

zheijiahuo,juranzheimemeng?

江岳灵眉头一挑。

zenme,woniubileyidian,buxingma?

gaotaoshangxiadaliangzhejiangyueling。

tayinxiangzhong,zheirenhaoxiangjiushigerenxian,zenmeturanbiandezheimelihai?

zhibuguo……niumowangpaole,zheirangtazenmegenyudijiaodai?

tameitouyizhou,duijiangyuelingwendao:“dangzhenshinidabaileqingshiyaoheniumowang?”

jiangyuelingdianlediantou,“cishilitianwangkezuozheng。”

gaotaodunleyixia,lianseturanyichen,zhiwendao:“neinijiyourucibenling,weihehuirangniumowangpaole?”

啥玩意儿?

jiangyuelingyigejiling,dangchanglengzhule。

laozibangnibaxianyudemafanpingle,nifandaozheigetaidu?

tazhoumeidao:“yushen,neiniumowangshoushangyouzhetaodunlingbao,dunsuzhikuai,woruhenenglandezhuta?”

“狡辩。”

gaotaolenghengyishengdao:“wokannifenmingshiwanhuzhishou,qingdidayi,yaoburan,neiniumowangjiranbushinideduishou,niruhenengrangtapaole?”

“nisuiyoushouweixianyuzhigong,dannifangzouleniumowang,neizheizhengjianshidezuiguo,bianyounifuze。”

卧槽。

tingdaozheifanhua,jiangyuelingzhijieshayanle。

shuolebantian,nitemejiushixiangranglaozibangnibeiguoshiba。

lijingyouxiekanbuxiaqu,rucimingmuzhangdandeshuoxiahua,zheiqibushibubatafangzaiyanli?

tabuyuedao:“yushen,nicihuaqueshiyouxieguole,ruguobushijiangxianyou,kongpaxianzaixianyuyijingshishangwangcanzhong,lianqingshiyaodoudeyikuaitaochutianting,daoshihou,tiantingdemianzi,diudekebixianzaihaida。”

raner,gaotaoqueshimuguanglengmodedao:“litianwang,cinaiwoxianyuneibushiyi,wangnimoyaochashou。”

话落。

gaotaolenghengyisheng,duijiangyuelingdao:“gongshigong,guoshiguo,liangzhebunengyigaierlun,nixianzaibianruxianyu,denghoubixiafaluo。”

“zaiyudimeiyoushunizuiguozhiqian,nibunengzouchutianlaoyibu。”

我尼玛。

tingdaozheifanhua,jiangyuelingzhijiehuole。

tazaiyekezhibuzhu,nushengdao:

“yushenlaotou,nishisuishutaida,laonianchidaileshiba,meiyoujiangliyejiusuanle,nihaiyaozhualaozi?nitemedonglaoziyixiashishi。”

“放肆。”

tingdaojiangyuelingdeyifanhua,gaotaoshunjianmiansezhanghong,suijidaheyisheng,“xiaoxiaoyuzuyeganrumabenshen,ershibaxingsu,buzhoutianxingdoudazhen,zhunbeizhuonaciliao!”