第3章

“你需要充值了。”

suizhesuchendeshuoba,diannaopingmuliketuichuleyouxijiemian,laidaolezhuomianshang,zhuomianzexianshilelianggeduihuakuang,tishishuruyonghuminghemima。

“ai?zenmehuishi,wohaimeisina。zenmejieshule?”

sunwukongzhengshadeqijinger,kandaozheiyimulikezaiduzhuaernaosaiqilai,jibukedaidekanzhesuchen。

suchenkesuanmingbai“houji”zheigecishiruhelaidele。

“wanyouxikebushimianfeidee,nixuyaochuyixiedongxijiaohuan,jiuxiang**dongxiyaofuqian。”suchenjieshidao。

“zaoshuoa,anlaosunkeshihuidianshichengjinzhishu,xianjininongjikuaihuangjinlai。”shuozhe,sunwukongmeikaiyanxiaoqilai,qiazhejue,jiuyaosichuzhaoshitou。

“bubu,wobuyaojinyin。xiangwan,nanidebaobeilaihuan。”suchenyouranshuodao。

“baobei?”sunwukongmolemohoutou,ditouyikan,kandaolezijideyishenjinjia。

shunianqian,tadaodonghailonggongxunzhaobingren,danaoleyifanhou,donghailongwangjiangqitasangexiongdijiaolai,hesunwukonggongtongyinjiupanjiaoqing。

xihailongwangdailaidejianmianli,zhengshizheitao“huangjinsuozijia”。

zheikaijiashangdiaokezhelongwen,jinguangyaoyan,fangyulichaoqiang。

danzuirangsunwukongxihuandeyidianshi,tazugoulafeng。

xianzaisuchenbiaoshixuyaobaobeicainengjixushangjidayouxi,sunwukonglikexiangdaolezijizheiyishenzhuangbei。

keshixiangdaoguixiangdao,zhenrangtasongchuqu,queyouxiebushede。

sunwukongmolemoshenshangdehuangjinjiahou,youyiyibushedekanleyiyanneitaidiannao。

他心里嘀咕了起来。

zheiyouxishizaishitai**le,wodeqiangfazhengzaikuaisutigaozhizhong,ruguonengduodaliangba,baotoulvjueduihuidadazengjia。

keshizheiweilaobantichuyaowodebaobei,wohaizhenyoudianshebudea。

zheitaozhanjiaweifenglinlin,anlaosunchuanshanghou,ganjuegetoulimazhanggaoleneimejifen。

zaihuaguoshanzhoubianzhuanyouyiquan,shenmeyaoguaijianle,budeshuangyanfangguang,jiaoyisheng“meihouwang”?

keshicsshizaishitaihaowanle,neizhongchiqiangmiaozhunshidejinzhanggan,turanbeirentouxidehuangluan,duileduile,haiyouneiyibadaju,pingzhuhuxiqumiaozhundirende**,zheishizaishitaiyouqule。

sunwukongmozheshenshangdehuangjinjia,jideciyaliezui,zheizhongjiujie,tayijingduojiumeijingliguole。

“laoban,kefoudageshangliang,xianranganlaosunzaiwanyigeshichen,xianqianzhe,qianzhe,heihei。bijingzanmenshilinjuma。”

sunwukongyanzhuziyizhuan,likexiaohehedelaidaolesuchenshenbian,bataanzaishidengshang,kaishijitanieqilejianbang。

“ng……zheishoufakeyi,zhei!wangzheibiannienie。”

suchenyiliantaozui,yaotouhuangnaodeshuozhe,mengyiyiban。

sunwukongjiancishiyouzhuanji,gengjiamailideyongzhuazinielainiequ。

houzishenglaijiuhuinaoyangyang,shoufatianshengdezhuanye,nieqijianbanglai,shuangdesuchenzhifanbaiyan。

sunwukongyikouqinielejihubangeshichen,zheishimeilenaixing,yanbabadekanleyiyandiannao。

“laoban,ninkan……”tapeixiaoshuodao。

“kanshenme?”suchenyilianmangrandezhengkaiyanjing。

“wojiuwanyigeshichen。”sunwukongxipixiaoliandeshuodao。

“haoa,nabaobeilaihuan。”suchenlianseyileng,jingranyijiumeiyoutuirang。

hezhewobaijininielebantianjianbanga。

孙悟空懵逼了。

tazaiduyangqiulejiju,suchenyijiumeiyoubanfentuirangdeyisi。

sunwukonglianseyibian,ciyaliezuidezuanjinhouquan。

“anlaosunyingxiongyishi,budafanren,danshiniyebuyaoqirentaishena。”tadeyachiwaifan,sangzilijichuzheimeyijuhualai。

henxianran,tashizhunbeiwuliweishele。

“haoa,neinishishikanlou。”suchenzuozaishidengshang,touyebuhuideshuodao。

“heng!”sunwukongjuqihouquan,yaoyaqiechiqilai,fachu“huhu”dedihoushengyin。

jiezhe,tazhangtuleyikouqi,shaqiyishou,yi**zuozaidishangdaqigunlai。

“niburangwancs,anjiubuzoule,heihei,buzoula!”tajingranshuaqilelaipi。

suchenzhanqishenlai,kanzhezheige“laipihou”,lenglengdeshuodao:

“zoubuzoushinishuolesuande?”

shuozhe,suchenlikexinnianyidong,goutonglexitong:

“bazheihouziganchuqu!”

sunwukongganjueyanqianyihua,touyunmuxuande,sichuyikan,changjingjingranshiwangkazhiwai,huaguoshandeshanding,sichusongbocengdie,zheijingguanwukongzaishuxibuguole。

zaiyikan,“dongshengwangka”dedongkouyijiuzaineili,jiuhaoxiangtacongweijinquguoyiyang。

“zheisheshuzhenshiqizaiguaiye,anlaosunzonghengsanjie,haicongweiyudaonengbaanshezoudegaoren。nanbuchengzheilaobanzhishiweizhuangdefanren?shijishangdaofatongshen?rebuqirebuqi。”

sunwukongjusangdeduoleduojiao,zaixiangxianggangcaidacsdehuamian,yiyibushedelikaile。

shuiliandongzhong,shangbaizhihouzizaineilixixidanao,zhengqiangyeguo,jijizhazhadehaoshengrenao。

yizhimeimaochuixiadelaohouwangdongkouyikan,zhengshineigeshuxideshenying。

“dahuoerkuailaicanjiandawang,dawangcongtianshanghuilaila!”zheilaohoulikezhanqishenlai,zuohuyouhanzhe。

tashuangshouguoxi,zhengshiyizhitongbeiyuanhou,lapengyinbandechaosunwukongweileguoqu。

houzimennaozhesunwukongdekaijiahegebo,qinrewubi。

“dawang,tianshangdefengjingzenmeyang?bideshangzanmendehuaguoshanma?”

“yudilaoerhedeyujiudaodishenmeziwei?youzanmendehouerjiujingerdama?”

“yaowoshuodawangbuyaozaihuitiangongle,jiuzaihuaguoshanqibuzizai?”

“nigexiaohouzidongshenme?dawangshigaishiyingxiong,yaochengjiuyifanshiyede。”

“……”

zhonghouzijiaoranglebanshang,tongbeiyuanhouquefaxianlesunwukongsihuyouxiemenmenbule。

dangjishenchuzhangbei,zaikongzhongzuolegetingzhideshoushi。

“douanjing,bierangrangle,rangwoshuoliangju!”

youguolepianke,zheiqunhouzicaianjinglexialai。

“dawangzaitianshangkeshiyouheyumenzhishi?”tongbeiyuanhoubokaihouqun,coujinwendao。

“daomeishenme,jiushiciguanbuganle。”sunwukonghunbushoushedeshuodao。

“wodangshishenme?bujiushigeguanerma?budangtayeba,yihouzanmenjiuzaizheihuaguoshanxiaoyaozizai。”tongbeiyuanhouyipainaomen,huangrandawuqilai。

“nimenbudong……”sunwukongaishengtanqi,xinlixiangzhegangcaineijumeijieshudecs。

ruguozijiqiangfazaizhunyixie,jueduinengzaishiwanshijianjieshuqian,badirenshasi。

tongbeiyuanhoumomingqimiaoleqilai,nanbuchengzijiadawangguanyinrucizhida?

haishiyoushenmebiedeyuanyin。

为何大王如此郁闷。

kandaosunwukongwujingdacaideyangzi,tongbeiyuanhoujixuquanshuolejiju。

“nimenkezhidaoyikuanshejiyouxi?jiuxiangzanmenwanrengshitou,kansheixianbeidadao。”sunwukongshuangyankongdongdewendao。

“yuanlaidawangshixiangwanzheigeyouxia,houermen,caolianqilai。”tongbeiyuanhouzaidushiran,likeranghouzimenxunlaijikuangshitou,zhunbei“kaizhan”。

“wuliao,buwan,buwan。”sunwukongbaiwuliaolaidejieshizhe。

jiezhe,taduitongbeiyuanhouwendao:

“nikezhidaozanmenshandinglailegefanren,takaileyigedianpu,mingjiaodongshengwangka,limianyougehuifaguangdedanaodai,zaizheidanaodaishangkeyidayouxi。”

“zhei……wodaoshitingyizhixiaohouzishuole。buguojiantabingmeiyoushenmeeyi,jinjinshifanrenyige,yemeitaiguoguanzhu。zenme,dawangshuodedanaodai,zhendehenhaowanma?”tongbeiyuanhoulikehuiyizheshuodao。

“hezhishihaowanneimejiandan,jianzhijiushixintiaojiasu,lianfare,he**yiyanghongdere。neiyouxijiaozuocs,jiuxiangfanrendegongnuyibandesherenshadi。miaobukeyana。”sunwukongyouxietanlandeshuodao。

“zhenyouzheimehaowan,dawangdaiwomenqushishiba。”yizhijinsihouchakedahundao。

“taneilixuyaozhifubaobeicaikeyiwan,keshianlaosunshenshangdebaobeijiuneimejijian,zheikeyoudianshebude。ai,nimenbuzhidao,zheizhongjiujiejianzhishisixinliefeide。shebudebaobeiyouxiangjixuwan,daodigaizenmebana。”sunwukongjidehenhennaozhezijidehoulian。

“zheirenyetaizaikele,dawangshenshangdebaobei,doushisihailongwangsongde,gegejiazhiliancheng,qinengqingyisongren?”tongbeiyuanhouyouxiebuxiedeshuodao。

sunwukongtingle,zaicitanleyikouqi。

这群猴子懂什么?

tamenyouzenzhidaocsdehaowan?

“biechaole,fansile。”sunwukongchezhesangzihoudao。

tongbeiyuanhouganjinshiyidajiaanjingxialai,chenyinzhewendao:

“jirandawangrucijiujie,neibururangwoquhezheigelaobandageshangliang,kankanyoumeiyoutaojiahaijiadeyudi?dawangdebaobei,kebunengqingyisongrena。”tongbeiyuanhoutiexindewendao。

“yuanyiqujiuquba,zheixiaozikebuhaore。”sunwukongxiangdaolegangcaibeisuchenchuansongchulaideshentong,dagelengzhanshuodao。

piankehou,zheitongbeiyuanhoudailewugehoubing,dayaodabaidechaoshandingzouqu。

shandingshang,guorankandaoyichushandong,dongkoushangfangguazhe“dongshengwangka”sigedazi。

“yourenzailimianma?wonaizheihuaguoshandetongbeiyuanhoushiye。”tongbeiyuanhouyesuanyoulimao,zhanzaidongkoujiaodao。

“e……laikerenlea,kuaiqingjin。”yigemenglongdeshengyinshuodao。