“你需要充值了。”
suizhesuchendeshuoba,diannaopingmuliketuichuleyouxijiemian,laidaolezhuomianshang,zhuomianzexianshilelianggeduihuakuang,tishishuruyonghuminghemima。
“ai?zenmehuishi,wohaimeisina。zenmejieshule?”
sunwukongzhengshadeqijinger,kandaozheiyimulikezaiduzhuaernaosaiqilai,jibukedaidekanzhesuchen。
suchenkesuanmingbai“houji”zheigecishiruhelaidele。
“wanyouxikebushimianfeidee,nixuyaochuyixiedongxijiaohuan,jiuxiang**dongxiyaofuqian。”suchenjieshidao。
“zaoshuoa,anlaosunkeshihuidianshichengjinzhishu,xianjininongjikuaihuangjinlai。”shuozhe,sunwukongmeikaiyanxiaoqilai,qiazhejue,jiuyaosichuzhaoshitou。
“bubu,wobuyaojinyin。xiangwan,nanidebaobeilaihuan。”suchenyouranshuodao。
“baobei?”sunwukongmolemohoutou,ditouyikan,kandaolezijideyishenjinjia。
shunianqian,tadaodonghailonggongxunzhaobingren,danaoleyifanhou,donghailongwangjiangqitasangexiongdijiaolai,hesunwukonggongtongyinjiupanjiaoqing。
xihailongwangdailaidejianmianli,zhengshizheitao“huangjinsuozijia”。
zheikaijiashangdiaokezhelongwen,jinguangyaoyan,fangyulichaoqiang。
danzuirangsunwukongxihuandeyidianshi,tazugoulafeng。
xianzaisuchenbiaoshixuyaobaobeicainengjixushangjidayouxi,sunwukonglikexiangdaolezijizheiyishenzhuangbei。
keshixiangdaoguixiangdao,zhenrangtasongchuqu,queyouxiebushede。
sunwukongmolemoshenshangdehuangjinjiahou,youyiyibushedekanleyiyanneitaidiannao。
他心里嘀咕了起来。
zheiyouxishizaishitai**le,wodeqiangfazhengzaikuaisutigaozhizhong,ruguonengduodaliangba,baotoulvjueduihuidadazengjia。
keshizheiweilaobantichuyaowodebaobei,wohaizhenyoudianshebudea。
zheitaozhanjiaweifenglinlin,anlaosunchuanshanghou,ganjuegetoulimazhanggaoleneimejifen。
zaihuaguoshanzhoubianzhuanyouyiquan,shenmeyaoguaijianle,budeshuangyanfangguang,jiaoyisheng“meihouwang”?
keshicsshizaishitaihaowanle,neizhongchiqiangmiaozhunshidejinzhanggan,turanbeirentouxidehuangluan,duileduile,haiyouneiyibadaju,pingzhuhuxiqumiaozhundirende**,zheishizaishitaiyouqule。
sunwukongmozheshenshangdehuangjinjia,jideciyaliezui,zheizhongjiujie,tayijingduojiumeijingliguole。
“laoban,kefoudageshangliang,xianranganlaosunzaiwanyigeshichen,xianqianzhe,qianzhe,heihei。bijingzanmenshilinjuma。”
sunwukongyanzhuziyizhuan,likexiaohehedelaidaolesuchenshenbian,bataanzaishidengshang,kaishijitanieqilejianbang。
“ng……zheishoufakeyi,zhei!wangzheibiannienie。”
suchenyiliantaozui,yaotouhuangnaodeshuozhe,mengyiyiban。
sunwukongjiancishiyouzhuanji,gengjiamailideyongzhuazinielainiequ。
houzishenglaijiuhuinaoyangyang,shoufatianshengdezhuanye,nieqijianbanglai,shuangdesuchenzhifanbaiyan。
sunwukongyikouqinielejihubangeshichen,zheishimeilenaixing,yanbabadekanleyiyandiannao。
“laoban,ninkan……”tapeixiaoshuodao。
“kanshenme?”suchenyilianmangrandezhengkaiyanjing。
“wojiuwanyigeshichen。”sunwukongxipixiaoliandeshuodao。
“haoa,nabaobeilaihuan。”suchenlianseyileng,jingranyijiumeiyoutuirang。
hezhewobaijininielebantianjianbanga。
孙悟空懵逼了。
tazaiduyangqiulejiju,suchenyijiumeiyoubanfentuirangdeyisi。
sunwukonglianseyibian,ciyaliezuidezuanjinhouquan。
“anlaosunyingxiongyishi,budafanren,danshiniyebuyaoqirentaishena。”tadeyachiwaifan,sangzilijichuzheimeyijuhualai。
henxianran,tashizhunbeiwuliweishele。
“haoa,neinishishikanlou。”suchenzuozaishidengshang,touyebuhuideshuodao。
“heng!”sunwukongjuqihouquan,yaoyaqiechiqilai,fachu“huhu”dedihoushengyin。
jiezhe,tazhangtuleyikouqi,shaqiyishou,yi**zuozaidishangdaqigunlai。
“niburangwancs,anjiubuzoule,heihei,buzoula!”tajingranshuaqilelaipi。
suchenzhanqishenlai,kanzhezheige“laipihou”,lenglengdeshuodao:
“zoubuzoushinishuolesuande?”
shuozhe,suchenlikexinnianyidong,goutonglexitong:
“bazheihouziganchuqu!”
sunwukongganjueyanqianyihua,touyunmuxuande,sichuyikan,changjingjingranshiwangkazhiwai,huaguoshandeshanding,sichusongbocengdie,zheijingguanwukongzaishuxibuguole。
zaiyikan,“dongshengwangka”dedongkouyijiuzaineili,jiuhaoxiangtacongweijinquguoyiyang。
“zheisheshuzhenshiqizaiguaiye,anlaosunzonghengsanjie,haicongweiyudaonengbaanshezoudegaoren。nanbuchengzheilaobanzhishiweizhuangdefanren?shijishangdaofatongshen?rebuqirebuqi。”
sunwukongjusangdeduoleduojiao,zaixiangxianggangcaidacsdehuamian,yiyibushedelikaile。
shuiliandongzhong,shangbaizhihouzizaineilixixidanao,zhengqiangyeguo,jijizhazhadehaoshengrenao。
yizhimeimaochuixiadelaohouwangdongkouyikan,zhengshineigeshuxideshenying。
“dahuoerkuailaicanjiandawang,dawangcongtianshanghuilaila!”zheilaohoulikezhanqishenlai,zuohuyouhanzhe。
tashuangshouguoxi,zhengshiyizhitongbeiyuanhou,lapengyinbandechaosunwukongweileguoqu。
houzimennaozhesunwukongdekaijiahegebo,qinrewubi。
“dawang,tianshangdefengjingzenmeyang?bideshangzanmendehuaguoshanma?”
“yudilaoerhedeyujiudaodishenmeziwei?youzanmendehouerjiujingerdama?”
“yaowoshuodawangbuyaozaihuitiangongle,jiuzaihuaguoshanqibuzizai?”
“nigexiaohouzidongshenme?dawangshigaishiyingxiong,yaochengjiuyifanshiyede。”
“……”
zhonghouzijiaoranglebanshang,tongbeiyuanhouquefaxianlesunwukongsihuyouxiemenmenbule。
dangjishenchuzhangbei,zaikongzhongzuolegetingzhideshoushi。
“douanjing,bierangrangle,rangwoshuoliangju!”
youguolepianke,zheiqunhouzicaianjinglexialai。
“dawangzaitianshangkeshiyouheyumenzhishi?”tongbeiyuanhoubokaihouqun,coujinwendao。
“daomeishenme,jiushiciguanbuganle。”sunwukonghunbushoushedeshuodao。
“wodangshishenme?bujiushigeguanerma?budangtayeba,yihouzanmenjiuzaizheihuaguoshanxiaoyaozizai。”tongbeiyuanhouyipainaomen,huangrandawuqilai。
“nimenbudong……”sunwukongaishengtanqi,xinlixiangzhegangcaineijumeijieshudecs。
ruguozijiqiangfazaizhunyixie,jueduinengzaishiwanshijianjieshuqian,badirenshasi。
tongbeiyuanhoumomingqimiaoleqilai,nanbuchengzijiadawangguanyinrucizhida?
haishiyoushenmebiedeyuanyin。
为何大王如此郁闷。
kandaosunwukongwujingdacaideyangzi,tongbeiyuanhoujixuquanshuolejiju。
“nimenkezhidaoyikuanshejiyouxi?jiuxiangzanmenwanrengshitou,kansheixianbeidadao。”sunwukongshuangyankongdongdewendao。
“yuanlaidawangshixiangwanzheigeyouxia,houermen,caolianqilai。”tongbeiyuanhouzaidushiran,likeranghouzimenxunlaijikuangshitou,zhunbei“kaizhan”。
“wuliao,buwan,buwan。”sunwukongbaiwuliaolaidejieshizhe。
jiezhe,taduitongbeiyuanhouwendao:
“nikezhidaozanmenshandinglailegefanren,takaileyigedianpu,mingjiaodongshengwangka,limianyougehuifaguangdedanaodai,zaizheidanaodaishangkeyidayouxi。”
“zhei……wodaoshitingyizhixiaohouzishuole。buguojiantabingmeiyoushenmeeyi,jinjinshifanrenyige,yemeitaiguoguanzhu。zenme,dawangshuodedanaodai,zhendehenhaowanma?”tongbeiyuanhoulikehuiyizheshuodao。
“hezhishihaowanneimejiandan,jianzhijiushixintiaojiasu,lianfare,he**yiyanghongdere。neiyouxijiaozuocs,jiuxiangfanrendegongnuyibandesherenshadi。miaobukeyana。”sunwukongyouxietanlandeshuodao。
“zhenyouzheimehaowan,dawangdaiwomenqushishiba。”yizhijinsihouchakedahundao。
“taneilixuyaozhifubaobeicaikeyiwan,keshianlaosunshenshangdebaobeijiuneimejijian,zheikeyoudianshebude。ai,nimenbuzhidao,zheizhongjiujiejianzhishisixinliefeide。shebudebaobeiyouxiangjixuwan,daodigaizenmebana。”sunwukongjidehenhennaozhezijidehoulian。
“zheirenyetaizaikele,dawangshenshangdebaobei,doushisihailongwangsongde,gegejiazhiliancheng,qinengqingyisongren?”tongbeiyuanhouyouxiebuxiedeshuodao。
sunwukongtingle,zaicitanleyikouqi。
这群猴子懂什么?
tamenyouzenzhidaocsdehaowan?
“biechaole,fansile。”sunwukongchezhesangzihoudao。
tongbeiyuanhouganjinshiyidajiaanjingxialai,chenyinzhewendao:
“jirandawangrucijiujie,neibururangwoquhezheigelaobandageshangliang,kankanyoumeiyoutaojiahaijiadeyudi?dawangdebaobei,kebunengqingyisongrena。”tongbeiyuanhoutiexindewendao。
“yuanyiqujiuquba,zheixiaozikebuhaore。”sunwukongxiangdaolegangcaibeisuchenchuansongchulaideshentong,dagelengzhanshuodao。
piankehou,zheitongbeiyuanhoudailewugehoubing,dayaodabaidechaoshandingzouqu。
shandingshang,guorankandaoyichushandong,dongkoushangfangguazhe“dongshengwangka”sigedazi。
“yourenzailimianma?wonaizheihuaguoshandetongbeiyuanhoushiye。”tongbeiyuanhouyesuanyoulimao,zhanzaidongkoujiaodao。
“e……laikerenlea,kuaiqingjin。”yigemenglongdeshengyinshuodao。