第6章

dongshengwangkanei,houzimenxingfendejijizhazhaluanjiao。

suchencouleguoqu,jiansunwukongyibadaju,dunzaijingloushanganshalehaojigecongbaifangmochulaidefeitule,zanshangdedianlediantou。

keshihaojingbuzhang,sunwukonglikebuchazhixia,beiyigecongzhengmenliuguolaidefeitudengshangjinglou,beihoutouxiguadiaole。

“zheigeaiqiandaodejiahuo,bianlaosundejindouyunhaiyaoshenchuguimei。”sunwukongqideluchuliaoya。

jiezhe,tazaidu**leyibadaju,dengdaizaijingloushang,pingzhuhuxizhunbeidaheiqiang,tongshierduoshudegaogaode,tingzhehoumenyoumeiyou“zhiya”shengxiang。

“dawang,wangqianchonga,zaizheishouzheganma?direnbantianbuchulaiyige。”

“nidongshenme,bunengchong,wanyiguadiaole,zheimehaodeqiangbujiusongrenlema?zidandoushimandeai。”

“direnzenmehaibuchulai,dunzairenzhifangma?”

houzimenzhuaernaosaideyilunzhe。

“chaosile,doubieshuohua,kanzhewowan!”sunwukongjiaozaodehoudao。

suchendandanyixiao,shuodao:

“wukong,wandajuzuijihuixinfuqizao。tongshiniyaozhuyi,dajujinliangbuyaowangqianchong,tabushichongfengqiang,jinjulishadihenrongyishiwu,niyidakaimiaozhunjingjiuhuifaxianzhaobudaodirenle。jizhongzhuyili,pingzhuhuxi,naixindengdai,niyaoyouchaoqiangdezhuanzhuli。”

suchenzaihoumianchaleyizuihou,sunwukonglikemingbaileguolai,yaxialexintoudejizao,naixindengdaizhedirenchuxian。

“haishisulaobanyoujingyan,shuodetaihaole。”tongbeiyuanhoushuqiledamuzhi,youzhongdepeifuqilai。

guoran,zaisuchendetidianxia,sunwukonglikelengjinglexialai,erpangbiandehouzimenyeshiqudebishanglezuiba。

yishengqingcuide“zhiya”shengcongdiannaozhongchuanlai,sunwukongbukuaibumandeyidongshubiao,jiangmiaozhunjingduizhunhoumendediren,yupanletadexingjinluxian。

“duang!”

yishengqiangxianghuapoleyouxineideningjing,sunwukongyijidazaifeitudexiongkoushang,direnbiming。

“piaoliang!”sunwukongzikuadeyipaidatui。

qunhouyegenzhexingfenleqilai。

jiuzaicishi,turanmiaozhunjingshangfangchuxianlehongsedetixing,yizhenqiangxiangchuanlai。

“aiai,biea。”sunwukongzheicaigankuaibashoufangdaoshubiaoshang,xunzhaodiren。

keshigangfaxiandirenzhanzaibaifangdingshang,congguandaochulaidedirenshi,tayijingmeileshengmingzhi,“e”deyishengpaxiasiwangle。

“nikan,haishixintaibuwen。”suchendiaokanleyijuhou,laidaolewangkadongkouchu,kanlekanwaimiandetiankong。

wanxiayijingluozaileyuanchudeshanfeng,xiyangtonghong。

buzhibujuejian,sunwukongyijingwanlesangeshichen,tianmashangjiuyaoheile。

“zaiwanyikezhong,benwangkajiuyaobidianle,mingtianzailaiba。”suchendandandeshuodao。

“shenme?haiyaobidianguanmen?woshuosulaoban,duoyingyejigeshichenbuxingma?”sunwukongtouyebuhui,jindingzhepingmu,keshishiwangzhisejihucongtadeyuqizhongtoulechulai。

“meitianyingyeshijianshicongzaoshangjiudiandaowanshangwudian,baxiaoshigongzuozhi,wocongbujiabana。”suchenxiaodao。

yikezhonghou,suchenjiansunwukongyijiuchenzhe**zuozaishidengshang,yidianlikaideyisidoumeiyou。

“nidangwoshuohuashifangpima?”suchenlianseyila,xinnianyidongxia,diannaopingmulikeheile。

“weiwei,jiuchayidiana,wozhengzhunbeikaiqiang。”sunwukongwuzheyanjing,shiwangdeshuodao。

“haole,qinglikaiba。”suchenyansudeshuodao。

“zhei。。。suanlesuanle,mingrizailai。”sunwukongbenxiangqiqiujiju,keshiyixiangdaosuchenshangcizhijiejiangtachuansongchudenengli,buyoudezhizhulehuatou。takebuxiangzaishouxiamianqiandiulian,beirenjiazhijiehongchulai。

sunwukongyilianshiwangdedaizhejizhihouzi,congwangkazhongzouchu,xinzhongbuduandepansuanzhe,ruguowoyongdajuzaipeishangyiba**,bujiujinkegongtuikeshoulema?mingtianyidingyaohaohaodeshiyixia。

tayangqilenaodai,kanzhetiankongzhongdeyunduo,kaishibuduangousizhemingtiandezhanshu。

“咦?那是什么?”

sunwukongyileng,congyunduozhongkandaoleyigeshenying,baixupiaopiaodefeileguolai。

“hei,xiangbitiantingzhongyuzhidaoanlaosundebenshile,yidingshiqiuwozaidushangtiande,buqu,jiubuqu,tiantingnayouwangkahaowan。”sunwukongxinzhongyouxieduqidexiangzhe。

“buduia,yiwangwoshizhuyibudaoneimexiaodeshenyingde,nanbuchengwodemuliyousuozengzhang?”sunwukongturanyileng,jiezhezaizhalezhayan,likemingbaileguolai。

“kanlaibingbushiwodemuliyousuozengzhang,ershizhuyiligengjiajizhongle,nandaodacshaiyouzheizhonghaochu?zaibuduandeshejidangzhong,duanlianzijidejizhongli?haha,zheixiakeyouqule,pingrizaixiulianzhong,shifuzongshuowoxinfuqizao,wufajingxiaxinlaidazuo。xianzaihaole,jinhouyoulezheifennaixing,falihaibudetufeimengjinma?”sunwukongkaixindexiangzhe。

tiankongzhongderenyingsudubingbukuai,dabantianhou,tacaizaihuaguoshandeshandingshangluolexialai。

“yo,taibaijinxing,nizheilaoerzenmeyoukonglaile?”sunwukongyikan,faxianzheibaixulaotoujingranshitaibaijinxing,likeshangqianlachezhetadeyishanshuodao。

“nizheihouzi,zenmeruciwuli,jingrantouheyujiu,duodaozheililaile。”taibaijinxingzeguaidao。

“haihaoyisishuoanlaosun,nizhiqianrangwoshangtiandangguan,yuanlaizhishigezhimalvdoudemafu,hetajipingjiusuanshibianyiyudilaoerle。zhejilewojiudasuitadenantianmen。”sunwukongyijiumeiyouxiaoqi,qihuhudezhuailezhuaitaibaijinxingdebaihuzi。

“heng,nizheibuzhishenqiandehouzi,zheijiugenwozou,shangtianjiyudidaogeqian,burandehuanidehuaguoshanjiuyaobeiweijiaole。kuaigenwozou。”taibaijinxingzhuazhesunwukongdezhuazishuodao。

“daoqian?yinggairangyudilaoerdaozheililaijianlaosundaoqiancaidui。buqu,siyebuqu。”sunwukongyitingjiuzhalemao,zhengtuotaibaijinxing,qiazheyao。

“jiushi,wojiadawangzaizheilihaoshengzizai,haikeyizaiwangbadayouxi,zaiyebuquneilaoshenzitiangongle。”tongbeiyuanhougenzhefuheqilai。

taibaijinxinglianseyibian,qiangyaxianuhuohoujixukukoupoxindequanleqilai。

“nishizhengouwufawutiande,buzhidaosizizenmexiema?laofu。。。duile,nigangcaishuoshenmewangba,shenmedayouxi?”taibaijinxingturanfanyingleguolai。

“haha,yuanlaitianshangdeshenxianyebushitongxiaoyiqiede,nishenhoubujiushiwangbama?”sunwukonghahaxiaodao,tapangbiannidehouziyegenzhexiaoleqilai,xianranduitaibaijinxingdewuzhibuxieyigu。

taibaijinxinghuitoukanleyiyan,guoranjiandao“dongshengwangka”dezhaopai,xiamianshigeshandong,dongkouyougebaiyiqingnian,zhengdunzaineilikanguolai,yifujinjinyouweideyangzi。

“buyongguanwo,nimenjixu。”baiyiqingnianzhengshisuchen,kanrenaobuxianshidadeshuodao。

taibaijinxingkandaosuchenxiuweibugao,likejianguaibuguaideshouhuimuguang,jixuduisunwukongzhankaizuipaoquanshuo。

ketaniansuiyigao,lunkoutiaonalibideguozheixiehouzi。buyihui,tajiumianhongerchidebaixiazhenlai。

“heng,nizheihouzizhenbuzhidaolihai,laofurenzhiyijinle,nidengzhemingrilitianwangdaitianbinglaiweijiaonidehuaguoshanba。”taibaijinxinglenghengyisheng,buzailihuisunwukongdengren,zaipielesuchenyiyan,liketengyunzoule。

“shenmewangba?zheihouzizhenyiweilitianwanglaile,huaguoshanzhanhuosiqi,zheiwangbahainengcunzaima?”taibaijinxingzuiligunongzhe。