dongshengwangkanei,houzimenxingfendejijizhazhaluanjiao。
suchencouleguoqu,jiansunwukongyibadaju,dunzaijingloushanganshalehaojigecongbaifangmochulaidefeitule,zanshangdedianlediantou。
keshihaojingbuzhang,sunwukonglikebuchazhixia,beiyigecongzhengmenliuguolaidefeitudengshangjinglou,beihoutouxiguadiaole。
“zheigeaiqiandaodejiahuo,bianlaosundejindouyunhaiyaoshenchuguimei。”sunwukongqideluchuliaoya。
jiezhe,tazaidu**leyibadaju,dengdaizaijingloushang,pingzhuhuxizhunbeidaheiqiang,tongshierduoshudegaogaode,tingzhehoumenyoumeiyou“zhiya”shengxiang。
“dawang,wangqianchonga,zaizheishouzheganma?direnbantianbuchulaiyige。”
“nidongshenme,bunengchong,wanyiguadiaole,zheimehaodeqiangbujiusongrenlema?zidandoushimandeai。”
“direnzenmehaibuchulai,dunzairenzhifangma?”
houzimenzhuaernaosaideyilunzhe。
“chaosile,doubieshuohua,kanzhewowan!”sunwukongjiaozaodehoudao。
suchendandanyixiao,shuodao:
“wukong,wandajuzuijihuixinfuqizao。tongshiniyaozhuyi,dajujinliangbuyaowangqianchong,tabushichongfengqiang,jinjulishadihenrongyishiwu,niyidakaimiaozhunjingjiuhuifaxianzhaobudaodirenle。jizhongzhuyili,pingzhuhuxi,naixindengdai,niyaoyouchaoqiangdezhuanzhuli。”
suchenzaihoumianchaleyizuihou,sunwukonglikemingbaileguolai,yaxialexintoudejizao,naixindengdaizhedirenchuxian。
“haishisulaobanyoujingyan,shuodetaihaole。”tongbeiyuanhoushuqiledamuzhi,youzhongdepeifuqilai。
guoran,zaisuchendetidianxia,sunwukonglikelengjinglexialai,erpangbiandehouzimenyeshiqudebishanglezuiba。
yishengqingcuide“zhiya”shengcongdiannaozhongchuanlai,sunwukongbukuaibumandeyidongshubiao,jiangmiaozhunjingduizhunhoumendediren,yupanletadexingjinluxian。
“duang!”
yishengqiangxianghuapoleyouxineideningjing,sunwukongyijidazaifeitudexiongkoushang,direnbiming。
“piaoliang!”sunwukongzikuadeyipaidatui。
qunhouyegenzhexingfenleqilai。
jiuzaicishi,turanmiaozhunjingshangfangchuxianlehongsedetixing,yizhenqiangxiangchuanlai。
“aiai,biea。”sunwukongzheicaigankuaibashoufangdaoshubiaoshang,xunzhaodiren。
keshigangfaxiandirenzhanzaibaifangdingshang,congguandaochulaidedirenshi,tayijingmeileshengmingzhi,“e”deyishengpaxiasiwangle。
“nikan,haishixintaibuwen。”suchendiaokanleyijuhou,laidaolewangkadongkouchu,kanlekanwaimiandetiankong。
wanxiayijingluozaileyuanchudeshanfeng,xiyangtonghong。
buzhibujuejian,sunwukongyijingwanlesangeshichen,tianmashangjiuyaoheile。
“zaiwanyikezhong,benwangkajiuyaobidianle,mingtianzailaiba。”suchendandandeshuodao。
“shenme?haiyaobidianguanmen?woshuosulaoban,duoyingyejigeshichenbuxingma?”sunwukongtouyebuhui,jindingzhepingmu,keshishiwangzhisejihucongtadeyuqizhongtoulechulai。
“meitianyingyeshijianshicongzaoshangjiudiandaowanshangwudian,baxiaoshigongzuozhi,wocongbujiabana。”suchenxiaodao。
yikezhonghou,suchenjiansunwukongyijiuchenzhe**zuozaishidengshang,yidianlikaideyisidoumeiyou。
“nidangwoshuohuashifangpima?”suchenlianseyila,xinnianyidongxia,diannaopingmulikeheile。
“weiwei,jiuchayidiana,wozhengzhunbeikaiqiang。”sunwukongwuzheyanjing,shiwangdeshuodao。
“haole,qinglikaiba。”suchenyansudeshuodao。
“zhei。。。suanlesuanle,mingrizailai。”sunwukongbenxiangqiqiujiju,keshiyixiangdaosuchenshangcizhijiejiangtachuansongchudenengli,buyoudezhizhulehuatou。takebuxiangzaishouxiamianqiandiulian,beirenjiazhijiehongchulai。
sunwukongyilianshiwangdedaizhejizhihouzi,congwangkazhongzouchu,xinzhongbuduandepansuanzhe,ruguowoyongdajuzaipeishangyiba**,bujiujinkegongtuikeshoulema?mingtianyidingyaohaohaodeshiyixia。
tayangqilenaodai,kanzhetiankongzhongdeyunduo,kaishibuduangousizhemingtiandezhanshu。
“咦?那是什么?”
sunwukongyileng,congyunduozhongkandaoleyigeshenying,baixupiaopiaodefeileguolai。
“hei,xiangbitiantingzhongyuzhidaoanlaosundebenshile,yidingshiqiuwozaidushangtiande,buqu,jiubuqu,tiantingnayouwangkahaowan。”sunwukongxinzhongyouxieduqidexiangzhe。
“buduia,yiwangwoshizhuyibudaoneimexiaodeshenyingde,nanbuchengwodemuliyousuozengzhang?”sunwukongturanyileng,jiezhezaizhalezhayan,likemingbaileguolai。
“kanlaibingbushiwodemuliyousuozengzhang,ershizhuyiligengjiajizhongle,nandaodacshaiyouzheizhonghaochu?zaibuduandeshejidangzhong,duanlianzijidejizhongli?haha,zheixiakeyouqule,pingrizaixiulianzhong,shifuzongshuowoxinfuqizao,wufajingxiaxinlaidazuo。xianzaihaole,jinhouyoulezheifennaixing,falihaibudetufeimengjinma?”sunwukongkaixindexiangzhe。
tiankongzhongderenyingsudubingbukuai,dabantianhou,tacaizaihuaguoshandeshandingshangluolexialai。
“yo,taibaijinxing,nizheilaoerzenmeyoukonglaile?”sunwukongyikan,faxianzheibaixulaotoujingranshitaibaijinxing,likeshangqianlachezhetadeyishanshuodao。
“nizheihouzi,zenmeruciwuli,jingrantouheyujiu,duodaozheililaile。”taibaijinxingzeguaidao。
“haihaoyisishuoanlaosun,nizhiqianrangwoshangtiandangguan,yuanlaizhishigezhimalvdoudemafu,hetajipingjiusuanshibianyiyudilaoerle。zhejilewojiudasuitadenantianmen。”sunwukongyijiumeiyouxiaoqi,qihuhudezhuailezhuaitaibaijinxingdebaihuzi。
“heng,nizheibuzhishenqiandehouzi,zheijiugenwozou,shangtianjiyudidaogeqian,burandehuanidehuaguoshanjiuyaobeiweijiaole。kuaigenwozou。”taibaijinxingzhuazhesunwukongdezhuazishuodao。
“daoqian?yinggairangyudilaoerdaozheililaijianlaosundaoqiancaidui。buqu,siyebuqu。”sunwukongyitingjiuzhalemao,zhengtuotaibaijinxing,qiazheyao。
“jiushi,wojiadawangzaizheilihaoshengzizai,haikeyizaiwangbadayouxi,zaiyebuquneilaoshenzitiangongle。”tongbeiyuanhougenzhefuheqilai。
taibaijinxinglianseyibian,qiangyaxianuhuohoujixukukoupoxindequanleqilai。
“nishizhengouwufawutiande,buzhidaosizizenmexiema?laofu。。。duile,nigangcaishuoshenmewangba,shenmedayouxi?”taibaijinxingturanfanyingleguolai。
“haha,yuanlaitianshangdeshenxianyebushitongxiaoyiqiede,nishenhoubujiushiwangbama?”sunwukonghahaxiaodao,tapangbiannidehouziyegenzhexiaoleqilai,xianranduitaibaijinxingdewuzhibuxieyigu。
taibaijinxinghuitoukanleyiyan,guoranjiandao“dongshengwangka”dezhaopai,xiamianshigeshandong,dongkouyougebaiyiqingnian,zhengdunzaineilikanguolai,yifujinjinyouweideyangzi。
“buyongguanwo,nimenjixu。”baiyiqingnianzhengshisuchen,kanrenaobuxianshidadeshuodao。
taibaijinxingkandaosuchenxiuweibugao,likejianguaibuguaideshouhuimuguang,jixuduisunwukongzhankaizuipaoquanshuo。
ketaniansuiyigao,lunkoutiaonalibideguozheixiehouzi。buyihui,tajiumianhongerchidebaixiazhenlai。
“heng,nizheihouzizhenbuzhidaolihai,laofurenzhiyijinle,nidengzhemingrilitianwangdaitianbinglaiweijiaonidehuaguoshanba。”taibaijinxinglenghengyisheng,buzailihuisunwukongdengren,zaipielesuchenyiyan,liketengyunzoule。
“shenmewangba?zheihouzizhenyiweilitianwanglaile,huaguoshanzhanhuosiqi,zheiwangbahainengcunzaima?”taibaijinxingzuiligunongzhe。