第三章 傻子娘上门逼婚

shenmewanyi?chenmuqingmengdihuitou,neibujiushishangcizuixianqiangtamenkouliangdenandeme!

好像是大姑的儿子!

“zaole!”chenmuqingsakaijiaoyazijiukaishipao,shice,shizaishidayile!

“shibushinifangdehuo!**!fengzi!”

“nibiezhuiwo,nishuosha,wobuzhidao!”chenmuqingcaiburenni,dangtashaa,zheiyaoshibeizhuishangle,haibudebeiesi!

“huanghuajing!ni……bushini,niweishenmepao……”houmianqiongzhuibushe,suiranqichuanyuyu,danbijingshigenanren,tilibitahaolebuzhiyidingbandian!

“jiuminga!”tahuangle,zheihuangjiaoyewaide,baobuzhunneinandenengganchushenmelai!

huangbuzelujianhaowuyuzhaode,zhuangshangyidurouqiang。

chenmuqinggubudezhuangdeshengtengdebizi,yanjiaofanlei,yangqitou,“da……dahuzi?”

turanbuzhidaodanamaochulaidedahuzidanmopietayiyan。

buzhidaoweishenme,zhijuegaosuchenmuqing,yanqianzheige,shigehaoren。

“dahuzi,ebu,dashuaige,jiuminga!”

dahuzikandaolehoumianzhuilaideren,youyuleyixia,meidong。

dengdaowangyuanbaozhuishanglaideshihou,chenmuqingyijingxianghaoleshuoci。

“**,wojintianfeiqiasinibuke!”

“jiuminga!”chenmuqingxiayishiduodaodahuzideshenhou。

tajieshidehuahaimeilaidejichukou。

“niganshenme。”dahuzikaikou,shengyinyiwaidedichenhaoting。

chenmuqingyayidetaitoukantayiyan。

ranerbitagengyayideshiwangyuanbao,“ni……nihuzheta?”

tahaidenibeicunlirenpaijiyane,nidouwangle?dangranzheihuachenyuanbaozhinengzaixinlianzifufei,yanqianzheibiaoxingdahantayeshichudehuang。

dahuzishenqingdanmo:“nidaodiyaoganshenme?”

wangyuanbaohenhendekanzhechenmuqing:“zhei**shaolewojiafang!”

“ng?biaogenijiabeishaolea?”

“你还装?”

“biaoge,womeizhuang,nimeifaxianme,zuijinzanlaochenjiakenengzhanreshanglebuganjingdedongxi,xianshiyeyehaowuyuzhaodeshishi,zaishifangzimomingqimiaodezhehuo……”

shuodaozheili,chenmuqingshayouqishidediandiantou:“biaogenizixihuixiangyixia?”

shishizhengming,tazheigepingrilihaochilanzuodebiaogenaoziyebuzenmehaoyong,tasongle。

wangyuanbaoyanshenzhongshanguoyisijingju,buquedingdewendao:“zhende?”

“biaoge,wopingrilishishenmeyangnihaibuqingchu?fanghuo?zenmekeneng?”

wangyuanbaoxinzhongyiranxiangxinletadeshuoci,zhuangzhedanziselineirendao:“liangniyebugan,jiadouyijingfenwanle,bieyoushenmexinsi,guoliangtianjiujiarenle,chenjiagennijiumeishenmeguanxile!”

“是是是!”

fangwanhenhua,wangyuanbaomianshangdaiyouhaiweiwanquantunqudejingju,kuaibudelikai。

congbeihouqiaozhejingyoujifenluohuangertaodeyiwei。

chenmuqingzhangshuyikouqi,huranxiangqilaipangbianhaiyougekanxide。

“xiexienia。”suiranmeibangdaotashenme,dandahuzikentizijishuohua,tahaishitingyiwaide。

bijingcongwangyuanbaodefanyingliyekandechulai,zhiqianyuanshenhetakendingyouguojie,kanlaitaguoranshigehaorena!

dahuzidandankanletayiyan,jingzhiwangqianzou。

chenmuqingzuijiaochoudong,xing!niyoufaner!

turan,tamouzhongfaliang,dahuzishoushangyouliangzhifeifeidehuituzi!

“huzidage!”chenmuqingmeiyanfangguang,xiangshiyousuotumou:“neige,wogennimailezheiliangzhituzixingbuxing?”

xiejuantingxia,kanlekanshouzhongdetuzi,youyishundemangran。

zheiyatouyiqiankandaoziji,hedezhidaduosuo,shenzhiyoucihaibeihekule,redezijibeicunlirenwujieduonian,zhidaoxianzaiyourenhairenweizijishiqiongxiongjiezhiren。

zuijinquezhuanlexingyiyang……nanbucheng,zhenyouguiguaiyishuo?xiangdaozheixiejuanrenbuzhuyaoleyaotou。

sisuojian,xiejuanzixidaliangyanqiandexiaoyatou,jiantayijiushiyouheiganshoudemoyang,feiyaoshuochudianshenmebutong,neijiushimouzibiandeqingliangduomu,shidezhengzhanglianyoulebuyiyangdeguangcai。

chenmuqingjiantayigedananrendingzhezijiliangjiu,buyouxinliyouxiefama,renbuzhushitandao:“dage,yaobuyiliangyinziyige?”

qinglidesangyinlahuilexiejuandesixu,guishishenchadebashouzhongdetuzidileguoqu。

dengfanyingguolaishi,tuziyijingbeiyanqiandexiaoyatouyibajieleguoqu,shengpatahouhuiside。

“huzidage,nizhenshiyigedadadehaoren!buguowoxianzaimeiyouqian,danshinifangxin,wozhendebuhuikengnide!heihei!”

xiejuanrenzhulebatuziduoguolaidechongdong,zhijieqixiaole:“hao,yizhituziyiliangyinzi,shitianzhinei,jiwo。”

chenmuqingzheicaiyouxiehouhui,zaozhidaogangcaijiubushuozheimeduoyinzile:“huzidage,yaobuzanmenzaishangliangshangliang?”

xiejuanlenghengleyisheng,yanshenqingdandesaoguota,taibuwangqianzou。

chenmuqingpielepiezui,yemeizaiyizheirendelenglian,rengjiugaogaoxingxingdetizheliangzhituzihuijiaqule!

buguozailushang,chenmuqingfaxianxiejuanyizhizaizijiqianmianbuyuanchu,zhidaohuileneiyaoyaoyuzhuidemaocaowu,yejiushinainaikouzhongdezuwu,caifaxiantajuranhexiejuanshilinju!

xiejuanshiliehu,zhudeziranshilicunziyuan,lishanlijin。

ranerchenmuqingwanwanmeixiangdao,tahezheigedahuzihaitingyouyuanfen!

buguosuishuoshilinju,queyegelehaoyuandejuli。

huilejia,zhangsufenyijinghuanlexinsuo,zhishineiyuanzilideliqiangcanpobukan,yigesuofanerxiandeduoyule。

chenmuqingxiaoshihouzaigueryuanzhangda,yechiguobushaoku,danshimianduizheiyangdezhufangtiaojianzheshizhangzhangdetanleyikouqi。

“niang。”taxianzaiyijingjiaodefeichangshunkou。

zhangsufenxianzaizaiyuanzilibazacao,kanjiannverhuilai,jingdejingranzhanbuwen!

“nizenmele?meishierba?”chenmuqingxiayishihaiyiwei,duifangfaxianlenverqiaozilihuanrenle。

sheizhizhangsufenaiyuanbuyidekaikou:“daya,shaziniangzhaoshangmenlaile。”

“谁?”

“jiushinidagushuodeneimenqin,zhaotuhujia。”

哈!

chenmuqinghaiyiweizheishi,suizheyuanshenyeyelishibusuanshule,yuanlaitadaguhaimeisixin,juranbazhinvmaijishazi!qianhaizijidele!

chenmuqingmianseyihei:“talaiganshenme?”

“shuoshiniyeyedetouqiguoqule,yaojieniguomen。”

过门?

wokeguonidayedemenquba!