第6章 大傻春,你在干嘛?

chenzemudengkoudai,xuejiesihubianlegeren。

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“慧敏!是你!”

shenhouyidaohenyoucixingdenanshengchuanlai。

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“你是?”

“shiwoa,lidachun,nibujidelema?”

“lidachun……”chenhuiminjiaojinnaozhisouxunzheigemingzidejiyi。

“fangjiaqian,xuexiaoshitang,wofankadiaolenijiefankajiwoa。”

“哦~”

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“a!huimin,zheibushibiaobaiqiangshangtounvshengsushewazidebiantaima?”

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sheirangtadejiujiushixuexiaolingdao。

dengfengboguoqu,xiaogechufensuishoudeshiqing。

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……

“haoqiaoa,niyeshirongchengrenma?”

“woshihangchengren,lairongchengwanjitian。”

zhengchangdazhaohu,duihuadaozheilijiujieshule。

xianranlidachunbuxiangzheimeqingyidifangguozheigejihui。

“zheiweishini……pengyou?”

chenzeyagenbuxiangdalizheishadamao。

nijianguopengyouguanxibashoufangrunvhaizikuabude?

haopengyouqianqianshou、qinqinzuizaibaoyibaoshiba?

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chenzemeiyoushuohua,zhuanerkanxianghuaizhongdechenhuimin。

“bushipengyou……shinanpengyouna~”

henhao,zheigehuidatahenmanyi,dangzhelidachundemianzaichenhuiminyaoshangnenrouchuzhualeyiba。

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kanjianchenzehechenhuiminyaozou,jimanggenleshanglai。

“xiongdi,ganbuganhewogongpingjingzheng?”

陈泽:“……”

不是这小子有病吧?

中二少年晚期?

tadoubudaidalide,qishitiangoutiandaozheizhongchengduyeshizhongtianfu。

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pianpianchenzebuchizheiyitao。

daogouduizijideyanzhihaishishifenzixinde。

suiranbibushangshuaigeshenbiandeneiweimeinv,danyemeichadaonaliqu。

莫非……他是弯的?

yebuduia,pangbiandemeinvyikanjiuzhidaoshitadenvpengyou。

难道……男女通吃?

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jiazhilidachundechuanyifenggeyouhe“yihao”,bunengshuoshixiangba,jianzhiyimoyiyang。

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piaoleyiyanchenze,lengxiaoyisheng:ninashenmehewodou?

tarangdaogouquchuzhuozi,shuangshoudijichenhuiminwendao:“huimin,xihuanma?”

jinguanchenhuiminyijinghenjinlidizaibiexiao,danlidachundexingweishizaishi……taihaoxiaole。

“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai,wanle,gongdemeile。

“lidachun,qishineitianqingnichifanzhishidanchunxiangganxienibangwo,nibuyaoyoutaidadexinlibaofu。”

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chenhuimintanqi,zaixinliweilidachunhanyan:dashachun,nizaiganma?