第4章
yuanchengduicixianranbuchu，qiecongrongbupo。
“nimenyidaqixiao，qifudanbao，ruguozheijiushinimensuoweidetianli，neimeruorouqiangshizhixia，wojiushitianli，nimenjiuhuogaibeiwochuisi！”
beizhongweigegelaolaohuzaishenhou，zhinengpanshangqiangtoucainengkandaozheiyiqiededanbaowenyan，buyoudeduokanleyuanchengjiyan。
zheifanhuaruoshiconghuangniankouzhongshuochu，daorangrenbujueyiwai，pianpianshizheigewaibiaokanshangqusizhifada，tounaojiandandeqigeshuochu，kanlai，dazhiruoyuma。
“你......”
gehuawuyanyidui，yanjianzhelaotailongzhongdezuzhangxiangqingshan，zaiyizhongshourendecuyongxiakuobuerlai，dengshipushangqianqu，yibabitiyibalei。
“zuzhanga，nikedeweiwomenzuozhua，danbaonizhidaode，yuanbenshiwojiadezaizai，quebeitamenjiguaizoule，kelianwomenzheixienianweiledanbaofuchuzheimeduo，daotoulai，quelianyikuaishoupidoumeidedao......”
huangniandengshouren：“......”
原来憋的是这屁啊！
budaihuangniankaikou，yuanchengyouyaoqulingehuaheyinglu，fendao：“nimenshenmeyisi？danbaokeshiwujiade，nengbeisuiyiyongshoupidengwujiaohuan？”
gehualikexiangxiangqingshanshenhousuoqu，queyijiugengzhebozi：“neinimenshenmeyisi？shixiangqiangqiangbucheng？”
“danbaoziranbunengyonglaibeijiaohuan，”huangnianhuanhuanqishen，kanxianggehuayuyingludemouzhongquefanzhehanguang：“danshi，nimenkeyia！”
“我们？可以？”
gehuayilianmengbi：“zheihuashishayisi？”
“zimianyisi，”huangnianshengyinqingyou：“shuoba，nimenzhiduoshaoliewu，banimenmaixiazhihou，zaibanimenchuisi，yeweichangbuke？”
gehuayuyinglu：“......！！！”
zhongshouren：“......”
zhidaolezhidaole，tamenxianzaisuanshizhidaolehuangnianbishagehuatamendejuexinle！
qiangtoushangdedanbao：“......”
原来她娘是秀儿！
zhengqiaozhexiaojiaoyadese，modi，shenziyiwai，yishimeizuozhu，jingshizhijiexiangxiashuailequ。
haihao，beiyuanchengyanjishoukuaidejiezhule。
yitiaocuzhuangdeshoubeizhijiebadanbaozhenggerendoujituozhule，danbaochezhutadeluosaihu，wenzhuleshenzi。
hei，nibieshuo，zheitiganhaibucuo，xiangshizuozaiqiuqianshang。
yanjianzhedanbaomeishi，yuanchengwanshenjiuyaojiangqifangxia，danbaoquebatadeluosaihuwangshouzhishangjuanlejuan，jichujiaziyin。
“qige，zheiyangzuozhehaoshufu，keyirangwozaizuoyihuima？”
——jugaolinxiadeganjueyuanlailameshuang，nandaotahuishuo？
yuancheng：“......”
yuanbengutongsedemianshanghongleyouhong，tashenzhibikailetademuguang，lianshengyindoutouzhemenmendemune。
“坐，你坐。”
danbao：“......”
suoyishuo，zheishijurengegedejiaoxiuma？
yipang，huangniankanlekanyuanchengdegebo，lveyisicun，dao：“laoqi，yihounigeboshangjiusuishibangyikuaishoupi，zheiyangdanbaozuozheyerouruanxie。”
gehua：“......”
tamenjiuzheiyangguangmingzhengdadewushitazhendehaoma！
yanjianzheyuanchengjudadeyinyinglongzhaoerlai，daizhesushazhiqi，gehuadunshikanxiangdanbao，daodebangjiadao：“danbao，nizheigebaiyanlang，ninandaoyaoyanzhengzhengdekanzhebierenshasinidedieniangma！”
“e，”danbaodadadeyanjingliruoyousuosi：“neiwobishangyanjing？”
“......”gehuajixufayangdagunsapo：“qiangbierendezaizaihaiyaobabierenjidasi，jiubupatianshenhuipisinimenma！”
zhouweishourenbumingsuoyi，dangxiayefenfenbeidaidong。
“zhangzhejiadayedajiukeyisuiyiqiangduome！haiyouzheibaiyanlang，suhuashuo，zibuxianjiapin，xiaoxiaonianjijingranjiuzheimexianpinaifu，wokanya，shigaibatadexingandoujiwachulai，kankanshibushiheide！”
huangnianzuichuhaihaobuzaiyi，zaitingdaozuihoushi，“keng”，jianruideyumaozhijieshouhuachu，sishijikejiuyaodazhansifang。
danbaojianzhuang，likeanfubandenuonuodihuanlesheng“niangqin”，suijiqingqingchelexiayuanchengdeluosaihu。
yuanchengjiuxiangshishunjiandedaolezhiling，shuncongdewanshenbadanbaofangdaoledishang，suihou，jixulianhongqule。
danbao：“......”
tazhijiezoudaolegehuamianqian。
“nikoukoushengsheng，woshinimendezaizai，qingwen，sheinengzhengming？bijing，yilai，nimenduiwohaodaoyaowawodexin，erlai，niyemeishengwoa！”
gehua：“......”
瞳孔骤缩！
taxiayishidikanleyingluyiyan，suijidengxiangdanbao。
“ni，nihushuoshenme？wozenmemeishengni？”
“niduzilidoumeizigong，ruhenenghuaizai？”
danbaodandandikanxianggehuadefubu，zaozaishangcibatachuijinmuqianglideshihou，danbaojiufaxian，zijideyanjingxiangshibianchenglexguang，gehuadeshentizaitayanqiankuloukejian。
tabenyemeixiangjierenyinbade，naihetafeixiangzijijianglianpichexiacaixisuini！
gehua：“......！！！”
mianshangyizhencanbai，hunshendourushaikang。
zhuannianyixiang，tayoubushiwuyi，youbaozhejiaoxingxinlidejizijibianbai。
“weileburendieniang，nijingranlianzheihuanghuadoubiandechu，bupazaoleipiani！”
danbaomoudishanguosuisuilengmang。
“shibushizaishuohuang，poukainideduzikankanbujiuzhidaole？”
hualuo，danbaoshouzhongdegudaozhouranluoxia，zhijiexianggehuadefubuhualequ。
ganjuedaolaizifubudetengtong，gehuashenzhinaobuchulepiroubeisiliede“cila”sheng，yizhenjinbengdexianzhouranduanlie，shoujiaohuiwu，luanhanluanjiao。
“jiuminga，buyaoa，wodequemeizigong，wodequemeishengni，wo......”
danjiandanbaozhijiezhanleqilai，tashouzhongdegudaoshangyemeizhandaoxue，gehualikexiangfubumolequ。
却是完好无损！
“nijingranganzhawo！”gehuaqiji。
raner，budaitadongshou，yizhichenmobuyudeyingluzhouranbenshangqianqu，duizhegehuajiushiyizhenquandajiaoti！
“**，nibunengsheng？nijingranpianlewozheimeduonian，kanwojinribuhuoboleni！”
“luge，nizhidaode，wo......”
gehuacongzuichudesihao，zhujianqixiweiruo。
zhongshourenpachurenming，likeshangqianlazhuleyinglu。
yingluquehaizaizhengzha，manlianbeipiandefenhen。
zhongshourenshenzhiquandao：“yinglu，niyebieshengqi，tahuoxuzhenyounanyanzhiyin。guoqudejiuguoqule。”
kanzhezhongrenmianshangdetongqing，kanzheyinglumianshangdezhiyoufennu，bingwujingya，danbaomoudishanguoyimochaofeng。
“tongchuanggongzhenduoniandebanlv，dourenxinyaojiangqidasi，yinglu，nimobushixiangyaosharenmiekouba？”