“滴答！滴答！”
heiandedongxueshenchu，xingchoudexueyeshunzheshijiediluo，fachudidadidadeshengxiang。
lushengdengzhesiyuyan，kanzhezhengzhengqiqibaifangzaidishangdedengbilisuiroukuai，xianruchensizhizhong。
neishiyizhibuzhimingshengwudeshiti。
“ng，tadeshengzhiqiguanni？”
lushenghaoyihuicaixiangqizijiyaozhaoshenme。
tabuduanfandongsuiroukuai，sihaobuzaiyijianzailianshangdexianxue。
“啊，找到了。”
yigeleisiyuzigongdeqiguanbeilushengcongsuiroukuaidixiafanchu。
xuelinlindeqiguanrengzaitiaodong，moshangqufeichangwenre，jiuxiangshipengzheyigexiaohuolu。
“难道…”
lushengyongzhijiahuakaiqiguan，yizhibeibaoguozaizhanchouyetilideyurenshengwuchuxianzaishixianli。
siyuyanlibaofachuqiangliedeguangcai。
“maiyisongyi，taibangle。”
taliezuikuangxiao，bayurenshengwucongzhanchouyetilibaoqi，yongzhijiazaitashenshangbihuazhe。
“ng，qutouqiawei，meiweidejiayao。”
jiuzailushengyaodongshoushi，yidaoguangzhuturanlongzhaozaitashenshang。
【gongxinibeiguaitanshijiexuanzhong，chengweilongguotianxuanzhe！】
hongdadeshengyinzaitiankongxiangqi，tongshi，longguojingneigedibaofalejiliedeyilunsheng。
“a，zenmeban，youyaokaishile，womenlongguodoushilianbaile，wanfuxingyegaishoucailea！”
“xiwangzheicilongguonengchengguoqu，zhikexileshangyilun，neimejiandandeguaitan，juranchoudaoyiweizhihuichihaicandefeiwu，xiangxiangjiulaiqi。”
“ai，yaoshizaishibai，guizeguaitanjiuyaochediruqinlongguole，nandaowomenzhenyaojieshoumiguodebupingdengtiaoyuema？”
shibaidefenweimimanzhenggelongguo，lianzuigaozhihuishidoubuliwai。
【gaiside，tianxuanzheyoushiyigexiaohaizi，womenlongguomingmingyouzheimeduoyouxiuderencai，weishenmejiushixuanbuzhongni？】
【xuanrendebiaozhundaodishishenme，weishenmemiguoyouxuandaotongguansancidehali！】
【neimu，kendingyouneimu，woyaojubaotamenzuobi！】
zhongduolongguolingdaoyouxinchongchong，tamenzaiyewufabaochiwangridecongrong。
longguomieguozaiji，tianxuanzhedeziliaokanshangqufeichangputong，meiyouyidianchuqidedifang。
shenzhihaiburugebixiaori…ziguodebucuodenihongguo。
“baogaozhangguan，nihongguoshouxiangxuebainaizijiwomenfalaiyiduanshipin。”
“打开。”
pingmushang，chuanzhebeidaikudenihongtianxuanzhemeichuanneikudingjianerwu，zuozhejijinchaofengdedongzuo。
dengshipinbofangwan，yizhonglongguolingdaobeiqideliansetieqing，jinwodequantougazhizuoxiang。
“xiaoxiaonihong，jianzhiqirentaishen，ququdanwanzhidiyeganyinyinquanfei，woyaolvjunjiangqiyiweipingdi！”
“heng，yaobushiguaitanshijiejinzhigeguoyongchaowu，wozhidingyaoqingtamenchipangzihexiaonanhai。”
“zheizenmegou，zaisuanshangyifendongjingfushaokao，womenlongguokongjunzaoyijikenannaile。”
“……”
“gewei，zhibokaishile…”
此时。
怪谈世界。
lushengzhengkaiyan，mangrandewangzhetouding。
tianhuabanshangxiemanyinhongruxuedeziti，mimimamade，xiangshibeirenyongxuetumoshangqude，chongmanguaidanzhigan。
【guaitanfuben：yijiasikou】
【nichengzhangzaiyigewenxindejiatingli，wenroushanliangdebaba，yansukebandemama，diaopikeaidedidi，nimendexiangchuyizhifeichangrongqia，zhidaomouyitian，nifaxianjialihunjinleqiqiguaiguaidedongxi，tazaimaochongnidejiaren！】
【guizeyi：zuoweigege，niyinggaitengaizijidedidi，qingbuyaojujuetadeyixiexiaoqingqiu。】
【guizeer：guaihaizizongshitingmamadehua，dangmamaminglingnizuoyixieshiqingshi，buyaochangshijujue。】
【guizesan：babazaipingrishishizuirongyixiangchudejiaren，danbuyaochangshihetaduchu，jiarenyoushiyexuyaobaochiyidingjuli。】
【guizesi：erhashiniyibashiyibaniaoweidadegoutuizi，taduinidezhongchengwuyongzhiyi，buguo，qingbuyaoguoduyilaita，bijingtazhishiyitiaogou。】
【guizewu：linjuxianshenghemamadeguanxifeichangbucuo，tazongshixihuanbaifangnijia，ruguoshibaitianshi，nikeyijitakaimen，danwanshangdehua，qianwanbuyaofangtajinlai。】
【guizeliu：mamayouweiguimi，buyaorangtahemamachanshengrenhejiaoliu。】
【guizeqi：qingjizhu，cesuoshiyonglaipaixiede。】
【guizeba：qingjizhu，gouwoshierhadezhusuo。】
【guizejiu：buyaochangshilijiachuzou，zheihenweixian。】
【guizeshi：qingyuanliwanshangdechuanghu，zheihenweixian。】
kanwanshitiaoguize，lushengxianruduanzandechenmo。
“嗝！”
duzibuzhengqidejiaoleqilai。
“饿了。”
lushengmolemoganbiededuzi，tagandengzhesiyuyan，huanraozhouwei。
dangkandaotianhuabanshi，neishuangmeiyoushengqidesiyuyanlituranbaofachuqiangliedeguangmang。
【wocao，tazaiganma，zheishitadetianfujinengma？】
【youmeiyougaocuo，zheitemeshirenleigaiyoudecaozuo，nidouwowanni。】
【gui，taiguile，wokanzheiweitianxuanzhehenxing，zhishaobishangyirenneigezhihuichihaicandefeiwuqiang。】
pingmuwai，wushulongguominzhongzhushizhelushengdeyijuyidong。
cishidetamendoubeilushengdejudongzhenjingle。
tianhuabanshang，lushengyiyizhongguiyidezishipazhe，jiuxiangshizhizhuyiyang。
tadeshoushenshenqianrugangjinhunningtuzhuchengdetianhuabanli。
yongshouzhizhanlezhanxuezi，lushengbashouzhifangzaizuilitianletian。
“乌梅子酱味。”
tatuchuxinghongdeshetou，juanqimimimamadexuezi，buduanfachumanzudeshengyin。
“好吃，好吃。”
zheiyimukanzhelongguominzhongxinliehan。
zheitemeshiguizeguaitan，bushichiboa！
他们内心咆哮。
nihongguo，zuigaozhihuishi。
“sheinenggaosulongguotianxuanzhetazaiganma？”
“zhujun，youmeiyouzhongkenengxing，neixiexuezishizheilunguizeguaitanlideyinzangwupin。”
“wohuaiyineixieyetijiyoukenengzengjiatianxuanzhetianfuqiangdu。”
“buxing，bixulikegaosumeichuanneikuzheijianshi，ruguobaoguidedongxi，wonihongguojueduibunengcuoguo！”
“ahahaha，jiuranglongguogoujixuzaiqianmianjiweidadenihongguotanluba。”
“……”
几乎同时。
miguo、asanguo、maoxiongguo、jiaotingguodengdaxiaoguojia，douzhengqiankonghoudedongyongtishijihui，jibenguodetianxuanzhetigonglezheitiaoxinxi。
zheishi，lushengdezhibojianyouyoulexindedongjing。
chenzhongdeqiaomenshengxiangqi，menwai，chuanlaihaizizhinendexiaosheng。
“gege，wokeyijinlaima？”