第1章
“heng，taiziye，nikebieguaiwo，yaoguaijiuguaineixiedachenkebuhuirangyigeshazidanghuangdi！”
“zheizhenjiukeshilaonuhaoburongyiqiulaide，zheidongxikegenninshifenyouyuan！”
“yaozhidao，shangyigefuyongzhenjiude，keshinindeqinshengmuqin！”
shengongdadianzhizhong，yigelaotaijiankanzheyanqiantangzaitashangdeqingnian，lianshangmanshijifeng。
yigeshazi，yepeidangtaiziye，jianglaijichengdatong？
shuowan，taijianzhuanshenchaozhedianwaizouqu。
“wo......wozheishizainaa？”
turan，shenhouturanchuanlaiyidaoshengyin！
laotaijianshenziyizhan，mengdihuitouwangqu。
只见。
ganggangyinyongzhenjiuerwangdetaiziye，juranqishenshenleyigelanyao！
“ni......nizenmekenenghaihuozhe？”
laotaijianyiliandaizhi，fangcaitakeshikanzhechuletongkuerwang。
shenzhiweilebaoxian，haiteyikanlebixiyumaibo。
taiziduanbukenenghaihuozhea！
“ng？zheicidexibushidiezhanjuma？zenmebianchenggongtingjule？”
wangzhezhoubianhuanjing，chuleyouxiebuyuedekanxianglaotaijian，huanhuanqishen，“haiyouwobushizaijiudianma？nimendaoyanzuzenmezhijiebawoladaopianchangle？”
tashiyigeshilipaiyanyuan，yibeizizhuanzhujingdianhaoxi。
dansuizhezheiliangniangezhongxiaoxianroudejueqi，tasuiranyijiuzaiyanyiquanyouzhezugougaodeshenfen，danzhaotalaiyanxiderenyeyuelaiyueshao。
yuanyinwuta——fensizhixihuanliuliangmingxing。
zheici，haoburongyizhaodaoyigeheshidediezhanju，kezenmezhuanyanbianchenggongtingjule？
“heng，jiusuanshihaihuozhe，yehaishinageshazi！”
laotaijianshunjiansongleyikoudaqi。
shenmediezhanju，daoyande，jianzhiniuchunbuduimazui！
“nishuoshenme？shazi？”
chuleyileng，suiranzheixienianpaidejushaole，danyigequnyanshenmeshihouyegangenzhujiaojiaobanle？
jiusuanpiqizaihaodezhujiao，yebukenengrenshouzheizhongwuru！
turan，danaojuliezhentong。
jinjiezhe，yilianchuandehunluandejiyirutongchaoshuiyibanyongruchulededanao。
dajiangwangchaotaiziye，dangjinhuangdizuichongaidehuangzi。
傻子！
jingchangbeihougongtaijiangongnvqiru。
......
“这......”
楚乐一愣。
wo......wochuanyuele？
“meishenme，meishenme，laonushuolaonushishazi。”
laotaijianchanxiaozhechaochulezoujin，youshouhuanhuanchaozhezuoshouxiuzizhizhongshenqu。
kandaozheiyimu，chuleshunjianjingti，yuanzhudejiyisuiranyinweinaodaichisha，shifenhunluan。danqueyouzhelaotaijianqiangbiqihejiudehuamian。
ruguocaicebujia，zheijiulijueduiyoudu！
阴阳人！
烂**！
实在可恶！
laotaijianhuanhuanzoujin，henkuaibianchuxianzaichulewumizhichu。
chuleqiangzhuangzhending，xinzhongqueshihuangdeyaosi。
yuanzhutaiguofeiwu，genbenmeibanfacongtadejiyizhizhongtaiduoyouyongdexiaoxi。。
ruguoshiyigegaowushijie，renrendoukeyichengweigaoshou，neizheiyangdelaotaijianhenyoukenengjiushigaoshou！
xiangyaocongqishouzhongtaotuo，kenengxingweihuqiwei！
“taiziye，shihoubuzaole，ninyinggaixiuxile！”
yankankaojinchule，laotaijianliansemengranbiandezhengning，congzuobianxiuzizhizhongchouchulaiyibabishou，henhendichaozhechulezhaqu，“jiuranglaonusongninquanxiba！”
chaneijian，chulejihushixiayishidexiangpangbianyiqing，suihoujinjiezheyibazhuazhulaotaijiandegebo，mengranxiangwaiyishuai。
“嘭~”
laotaijianjingranchenchendeshuaizaileyipang。
jiezhe，chulemengdicongchuangshangtiaolexialai，yijiaocaizailaotaijiannazhebishoudeyoushou：
“made，laoziyiweiniduolihai！”
这老太监不是高手！
erqieshenzhihaimeiyuanzhuyigeshaziliqida。
haizisuiransha，danhaiziliqidaa！
“ni......nibushishazi！”
laotaijianzheigeshihouyemengle。
wangrili，renyoutaijiangongnvzuonongdetaiziye，juranbushishazi！
erqieshenshangyinggaihaiyougongfu，fouzebukenengyongyouzheimekuaidefanying！
“heng，meixiangdaoweilepaixixuedehuajiazijurannenggouyongdao。”
chuleyeyouxielengshen，tagangcaineiyishoujihushixiayishishiyongde。
zheicidediezhanju，tashiyandejiaosezhengshiyigewushugaoshou，zheizhaopaidongzuo，takeshikulianlebanyuezhijiu。
meixiangdao，juranzaizheiliyongdaole。
“yinyangren，nihaiyoushenmeyiyanma？”
chuledixiatou，wangzheyanqiandelaotaijian，xinzhongmanshizenghen。
zaiyuanzhudejiyizhizhong，zheigelaotaijianzheixieniankemeishaozuoyao。
qipianyuanzhutoukuiqianlaichushidelinguogongzhumuyu，erqiehaiguyiranghuangdifaxian。
yuanben，zhishixiangjiqiliangguomaodun，shunbianranghuangdibuzaizhongshiyuanzhu。
buxianghuangdishifentengaiyuanzhu，teyixianglinguotiqinjiemeng，yijiaoliangguobainianzhimeng。
erzhei，yeyinqileqibeihouzhuzidejidan，zheicaitongxiashashou。
bijing，ruguojianglaishazidanglehuangdi，zaiyouzhelinguodedinglixiangzhu，tamendemouqiujiugengnanchenggong！
“meixiangdao，taiziyejuranzheimenengren，zheimeduonianrenrufuzhong，pianguoletianxiasuoyouderen！”
laotaijianehenhendedengzhechule，henbudeshengtunqirou。
chulejianmeiyicu：“ruonideyiyanzhishizheizhongfeihua，neijiubuyongshuole！”
shuoba，taituiyijiaobiancaizailelaotaijiandeyanhouzhishang。
“ligonggong，deshoulema？”
jiuzaicishi，dianwaituranzoujinlaiyigegongzhuangfuren，nianjiyuemoerjiu，lianshangquexiemanleyongronghuagui。
zhishihenkuai，neijingzhideliandanbianbeizhenjingdaiti：“zhei......zenmehuizheiyang？”
洛贵妃！
huangdilaozimuqianzuichongaidefeizi。
erqie，henyoukenengjiushineilaotaijianbeihoudezhuzi。
chulezuijiaohuaguoyisilengxiao，jinjiezheyilianchishadepaoxiangluoguifei：“dajiejie，dajiejie！”
buqingchuduifangdipai，zheigeshihouhaishiyaoshiruodehao。
buxiangluoguifeijianzhuang，yanjingzhizhongturanshanguoyisijiaoxia。
“taiziye，wodaininwangexiaoyouxizenmeyang？”
zaishitimianqianwanxiaoyouxi？
chulexinzhongyizhenlengxiao，tadaoyaokankanzheixiao**yaowanshenmedongxi。
“haoahaoa，bendianxiazuixihuanwanyouxile！”
jianchuletongyi，luoguifeizuijiaoweiweiqiaoqi，suihoubianshenshoutunxiashenshangdegongzhuang。
楚乐瞳孔骤然一缩。
**，zheiniangmenyaowannachu？
nandao，buxiangzuoguifeile，yaodangtaizifeibucheng？
chulezhengbujiezhiji，quetingluoguifeiturandashengsihouqilai：
“kuailairena，taiziye......taiziyeyuxingbugui！”
**！
chulezhiganjuetoupifama，haibudengtazuochurenhefanying，wuwaibianwuyangwuyangdechongjinlaiyiqunshiwei，jiangchuletuantuanweizhu。
chuleyileng，suijiyikouhanzhuzijidezhitou，yilianweiqudehandao：
“woxiangchinainai，woxiangchinainai......”