第三章脱衣服睡大觉

linxifachuyishengcanjiao,zijiyeaizhechuangdaoxiale。

zheiyiyezhenggexiangfudouluanletao,daxiaojieyuci,yahuanzhongxinhuzhudexiaoxichuanbianlezhenggefudi。

linxizaijigeyahuandezhaoguxiamanman“xingzhuan”yilianjingkongdedajiao:“yourenyaoshawo,yourenyaoshawo。”

erfurenzaiyibianxuweidemozheyanlei:“wokeliandehaizia,zenmehuizheiyang?”

xiangyelinzhengtingbanzhegelian,yehenshibuyue,tamiansetieqing,xiangfudaijiadedaxiaojiezaifuzhongyuci,zheiyangdexiaoxiruoshichuanchuqukongpahuibeiyouxinzhirendazuowenzhang,daoshihouduixiangfushifenbuli。

yushiyiyaoya,yihejidao:“mingtianwoquyitangsiwangfu,tantanwangyedekoufengnengbunengzaodianchenghun,miandeyezhangmengduo,fouzexierruoshichuleshiwobuhaojiaodai。”

linxitingdaozheichadianyunguoqu,zheishiyaobatawanghuxuelituia,dangjihenshikelianbabadelazhexiangyedeyifudao:“die,wonengbunengbujia,nvershoudaolejinghekongpaxianzaijiajisiwangyeyebutuo。”

xiangyeyanlimeiyouyidingdianduizheigenverdeailian,ershizhanzaiyibianlenglengdao:“zaojiawanjiazongyaojiade,yebuchazheijitianle,furen,jixierduozhibanxiejiazhuang,wangyeyaoshitongyileyemiandeshoumangjiaoluan,xiangfudemianzibunengdiule。”

“shilaoye,woyidinghuirangxierchengweidongzhaojiazhuangzuiduodeguniang。”

zheiliangrenyiwenyidawanquanmeiyouwenguolinxideyisi,linxisuanshikanmingbaile,erfurenganzheimexiaozhangjiushiyinweizheigexiangyedoumeibanverkanzaiyanli,qinshengdeshangqieruci,hekuangerfurenhaimeishengyangguota。

erfurenhenshiqinredetaiqilinxideshoumanmandefumozhe,yuzhongxinzhangdao:“xiera,nidiedoushiweilenihao,womenyezhidaonibuxihuansiwangye,danshisiwangyehaodaiyeshihuangshiguizhou,erqiehaidayingrangnizuozhengfei,niyezhidaoxianzaiwaitouguanyunideliuyan,nenggouzuodaozheiyang,yijingshinidieduiniqushideniangzuihaodejiaodaile。jintiandeshiqingshiwoshuhule,yihuinijiuzhudaoxixiangyuanquba,neiliqingjingxiehuweiyegengduoxie。”

linxihainengshuoshenme,tayaoya,benyiweikeyijiecishituituohunshi,danshixianzaikanlai,zheiliangrenhenbudelimabatadabaosongchuqu,jiusuanzhidaoshisiwangyepairenshatagujidoubuhuizhuijiu,dangjixindoulianglebanjie。

suoweidexixiangyuanbiyuanlaidewuzihaoxie,waitoudexunluoderenyeduolejibei,linxidaidaidekanzheduyaofen,shengxiabuduole,yihoudeluxiongxianweizhi,suoyizhinengyongzaidaorenshang,fouzetakendingrangxiangfuderenzhidaoshenmeshishengburusi。

benyiweisiwangyeyebuxiangqutasuoyicaipairencishata,quebuliaodiertianxiangyedaihuixiaoxishuowangyetongyilemingtianjiuyingqulinxi,tingdaozheigexiaoxi,linxichadianyiquanzadaoqiangshang。

chengqinneitianzhenggexiangfuzhangdengjiecaidehaoburenao,neijiazhuangmanmandangdangde,fangmanlezhenggeyuanzi,yixiangxiangdebutingdewangwaitai,linxibeirenqianganzhehuanlexifu,tuleyanzhi,zuozaixifanglidengdaisiwangyeguolaiyingqin。

yizhuxiangshijiandao,wangfudeyingqinjiaozilaile,damenkouxiangyeheerfurendoushiyilianxiqidekanzhehaohaodangdangdeyingqinduiwu,neipaichangguoranshigoudashoubi,mianziyesuanjizule。

jiadaoliangpangdebaixingkandaoduiwuhoumiandepinligengshifachuyizhenzhenjingtansheng,neixiefangzaixipanshangdedongxidoushijiazhilianchengdebaobei,bieshuoputongbaixing,jiushixiangyeyouxiedongxidoushijiandoumeijianguo。

buguoqiguaideshi,benlaiqizaigaotoudamashangqinziyingqindesiwangyerongmoquemeichuxian,zhiyouyitaixijiaoananjingjingdeluozaixiangfumenkou,yigepoziguolaixiaomimidao:“haiqingxiangfuqingsiwangfeichulaiba!”

xiangyeheerfurenmianmianxiangqu,rangxinniangzigeerchulai,zheibuheguijuba,zongranshiwangyeyebunengrucizheshaguijua。

neipoziqueyoushuole:“wangyejintianshentibushi,yijingqingletaiyizaizhenduan,queyoubuxiangwulejishi,suoyizhinengweiquwangfeizixingruxijiaole,haiqingzhuajinshijian,fouzewulejishikebutuodang。”

xiangyeliansedoubianle,zongranyoumanfudenuhuo,queyezhinengpeizhexiaolian,renjiadeyisikemingbaile,wangyebushibulai,zhishishentibuhao,taiyidoulaile,tayigexiangyehainengzenyang?hekuangshenweiwangfeichulewangyebiederendoubunengpeng,suoyizheixijiaozhinenglinxizigeerzoujinqu。

wulidelinxitingdaozheigexiaoxishizuijiaorenbuzhufuqiyimolengxiao,zheigesiwangyedaozhenbucuo,juranjitazheimeyigexiamawei,xinniangzijizouchuqu,gujihuibeirenxiaodiaodaya。

buguotalinxicaibuzaihuzheixiexuli,taananjingjingdezouchulaizuojinlexijiao,zhongrendouluchulejingchadebiaoqing。

yiluchuichuidada,jiaozidaolewangfumenkou,linxihaishizijizouchulai,bengaiguikemanyingdewangfulenglengqingqingde,chuledamenshangtiezhedexizi,genbenkanbuchuzheishizaibanxishi。

pozidaizhetalaidaozhengtangbaitiandi,chuxiandeyebushisiwangyerongmo,ershiyigechuanzheyifudecaoren,zheigehundanjuranrangtagenyigecaorenbaitangchengqin,zheishizaixiuruta。

zongranlinxizaibuzaihuyeyinyinyoulenuqi,tarenqitunshengbailetang,yejuedingjigaogaozaishangdesiwangyehaigeli,jintiandetianqihenbucuo,fengyeqingqingrouroude,henshufu。

linxigencaorenbaiwantangbeirensongrudongfangshiqiaoqiaojiangzuanzheshoulideyangyangfenyilusaluo,fengyichui,yangyangfenshunjianfeiyangdaowangfudegegejiaoluo。

xinfangliyeshibuchuyiwailenglengqingqingde,linxianjingdezuozaixichuangshang,denglepiankeyebujianrenlai,toushangdefengguanyouchendehen,gancuizijixiankaixipa,jiangfengguanzhaixiaxiexialemantouqingsi,chuangbianjiushiyimiandatongjing,zhuantouyikan,zheihaishilinxidiyicikandaochuanyueguolaideziji,zheizhanglian,jingzhierxiaoqiao,liuyemei,xingmouhongchun,jifubaixishengxue,jingrangenxiandaidezijizhangdeyimoyiyang。

yipangdezhuozishangfangzhejiaobeijiu,haiyouxigao,baizibeishangfangzhebushaodehongzaoguiyuan。

liangzhidahonglazhuyijingshaoleyiban。

linxidaoleyibeijiuzizhenziyin,momodaoshu。

三、二、一!

henkuaiwangfuliyizhenzhenguikulanghaoxiangchelezhenggewangfu,ciqibifudecanjiaoshengxiangyiqujiaoxiangle,erlinximizhexiaojiu,chizhegaodianhenqieyideyangzi。

dengchibaoleduzi,tacaipaipaishou,kaimen,zezeze,taicanle,zhenggewangfuderendouzaidishangbutingdefangunzhuanao,youderenshenzhituodiaoleyifu,shenshangzhuanaodexuejibanban,weidulinxixianggemeishirenyiyangmianwubiaoqingdekanzhe。

yougezoulanglideyahuankandaolinxichulai,lijijingdao:“wangfei,nikuaijinqu,wangfubeirenxiadule,wangyeyijingrangtaiyizaizhenzhile,nikuaijinqubiezhongdule。”

linxiguzuojingya:“zenmehuizheiyang,kewohaodaiyeshiwangfuderenle,zenmenengzuoshibuguan。”

neiyahuanputongyishengguilexialai:“wangfei,zheiwangfulijiuninhewangyemeizhongdule,nubiqiunikuaijinwuba,buranwangfeiyaoshiyerandule,wangyehuishalewode。”

linxiguzuotongxin,zhuanshenjiujinlewu,ranhoutuoyifushuidajue。