第二章:二房上门

datingzhong,jianglaotaitaisunshi,jiangjiaerlaoyejiangzhongwenheerfurenxiaosunshisanren,zhengyouzaiyouzaidizuozhehecha,lianshangsihaobujianjiaojihuozhebeitongzhise。

xiaosunshikanzhemanwuzidemingguijiajuhejingzhibaijian,haiyouzheibitamenjiabuzhidaoyaodashangduoshaodehuating,xingfendeliangyanzhimaoguang,zuijiaodexiaorongyadouyabuzhu。

laotaitaikanleyanerxifudeqingkuangyangzi,dishengxunchidao:“nishoulianzhedian!yanpiziqiandedongxi!”

xiaosunshiwenyanlimadixialetou,biaoqingyeyoudianshanshande。

popojiuzhidaoxunchita,tajiubuxin,poponandaoxinlibugaoxing?yanjianzhezheiwuguogongfujiuyaoshitamenjiadele,tanengbuxima?

qinshigangzoujinhuating,xiaosunshijiuyanjiandikanjianle,likezhanqilaiyingleguoqu。

kanzhemianseqiaocui,yanjinghongzhong,sihaomeiyouwangxiyouyadetiyangzideqinshi,xiaosunshixinzhongjuedejijiehenyoutongchang。

qinshichushenhoufu,congxiaojiuminghao,houlaijiajilejiangboyi,xianggongnengganbushuo,duitahaibaiyibaishun。

fanguanziji,chuzixiaomenxiaohu,yinweijianglaotaitaishitadiqindeguma,caideyishunlidijiajiwuguogongdedidi,kejiangzhongwenbulunshiguanzhihaishibiede,doubijiangboyichataiyuanle。

zitajiajinjiangjiaqi,qinshichuchudouyatayitou,erfangyijiayeshiwanshidoudeyangzhangdafang,taxinzhongzaojiujiduwanfen!

xianzaiqinshizhangfuxialuobuming,yousileerzi,suishuotaduzilihaihuaizhege,danshinanshinvqiebushuo,youwumingshengxialaihaishihuishi!

“saosao,tingshuomuyangta……nijieaishunbian,yihouchengminghuihaohaoxiaoshunnide!”xiaosunshiyibianshuo,yibianzhuangmozuoyangdiyongpazicalecabingbucunzaideyanlei。

jiangchengmingshijiangzhongwenhexiaosunshideerzi。

qinshiwenyan,zaikankantingzhongsanrenlianshangyingjichulaidebeishangbiaoqingheyanzhongminghuanghuangdetanlan,xinzhongduijiangmengsuoshuodehuayijingxinleshichengshi,yuanlaitadeyangerdangzhenshimianqianzheiqunpizheyangpidelanghaiside!

qinshirenzhuxinzhongxiongyongdehenyihedixuedetengtong,yaozheyayiziyijudishuodao:“yangerzhishishouleshang,dafushuohaohaoxiuyanglianggeyuejiunengquanyu,chushideshimenger……”

“nishuoshenme?chushidebushiyangershimenger?”jianglaotaitaicongyizishangzhanleqilai,jingyadiwendao。

“shi!”qinshijiansunshilianshangyisibeitongdeqingxuyemeiyou,fenmingyagenerbuzaihusunzisunnvdexingming,xinzhongshiwangzhiji,zheijiushitaxianggongxiaoshunlezheimeduoniandediqinmuqin!

“huibuhuigaocuole?”jiangzhongwenhexiaosunshiyeganjinzhuiwen。

“ershuhedimeizheishishenmeyisi?nandaowohuifenbuqingzijidenverheerzi?haishishuo,nimenxiwangchushideshiyanger?”qinshimiandaijifeng,yuqibinglengdiwendao。

jianxinshibeichuopo,jiangzhongwengenxiaosunshijigangayouhaipa,jiemiandaijinghuangdichaolaotaitaikanqu。

laotaitaixinzhongyeyouxiejingyibuding,xinxiangmofeizheiqinshizhidaoleshenme?

talinlelinxinshen,guzuozhendingdao:“qinshi,nizheishishenmeyisi?nididihedixizhishiguanxinyangerhemengereryi,zheiyeyoucuo?”

qinshibuxiangzaikanzheijirenlingrenzuooudezuilian,yebunaifanzaigentamenzhouxuan,suikaikoushuodao:“shizhenguanxinhaishijiaguanxin,nimenzijixinliqingchu。fushanghaiyaoweimengerzhunbeisangshi,jiweiyaoshimeiyoubiedeshijiuhaozoubusong!”shuowanjiuyuzhuanshenliqu。

“zhanzhu!zheishinigenzhangbeishuohuadetaiduma?mengeryeshiwodesunnv,wonandaolianqukanyiyandoubuxing?”laotaitaiyongguaizhangqiaoleqiaodimian,fennudishuodao。

qinshiwenyan,tingzhujiaobu,manmianjiqiaodikanzhelaotaitai,shuodao:“laotaitaizheishixiangqimengershinindesunnvle?wohaiyiweininxinlizhiyouerfangdejiangxuegenjiangchengming!ninyaoshizhenxinxiangkanmenger,jiugenwolaiba,wanshanghuiquzuoemengkebieguaiwomeitixingnin!”

laotaitaihecengjianguoqinshiduitazheibanwuli,qidehaiyuchezhetaxunchiyier,jiangzhongwenhexiaosunshiquelianmanglazhetadexiuzidishengquandao:“niang,xianzaidangwuzhijishiganjinqukankanneisidedaodishijiangmuyanghaishijiangmeng,biedeyihouzaishuo!”sunshizheicaizuoba。

sanrengenzheqinshidaolehouyuanjiangmengdeguifangmenkou,qinshikaikouduijiangzhongwendao:“mengerdaodishinvzi,guifangjinbudewainan,erdijiuzhibuba!”

jiangzhongwenwenyanshanshandidianlediantou,ranhouchaoxiaosunshishilegeyanse,shiyitayihuierfangjilingdian。

laotaitaihexiaosunshigenzheqinshijinlefangjian,yiyanjiukanjianmiansecangbaitangzaichuangshangyidongbudongde“jiangmeng”,yin“jiangmeng”lianshangmanshishanghen,xingzhuangkanqilaiyouxiekebu,zaijiashangzuozeixinxu,errenxinzhongdouyouxieshendehuang,yishibuganshangqian。

laotaitaichaoxiaosunshipinmingshiyanse,xiaosunzhideyingzhetoupichaochuangbianzouqu,daizoujinlezhijuedegengjiaheren!mianqiangrenzhuxinzhongjuyichouleliangyan,quehaishikanbuchushenme,yushitoutouchaolaotaitaiyaoleyaotou。

sunshijianzhuang,xinzhonganmaxiaosunshiwuyong,yaoleyaoya,turankuaibuchaochuangbianpaoqu,yixiazipuzai“jiangmeng”shenshang,dashengkuhandao:“mengera!wodesunnva!nizenmejiuzheimemingkua!”

xiaosunshijianzhuangxianshilengleyixia,fanyingguolaihouwanxiayaojiayiqufulaotaitai,shizexunsushenshouchaochuangshangtangzhede“jiangmeng”shenshangmoqu,shinanshinv,yifutuodiaojiuyiqingerchule。

qinshinanengbumingbaitamendadeshishenmezhuyi,tacongjinfangjianqijiuyizhidingzhezheierrendeyijuyidong,jianxiaosunshiyutuo“jiangmeng”deyifu,limanudao:“dimei!nizheishizuoshenme!jianzhiqirentaishen!”

yingxuezekuaibupaoshangqianyibalakaixiaosunshideshou,yonglijiangerrentuikai,ranhouzhangkaishuangshouhuzaichuangbianbuzhuntamenzaikaojin。

laotaitaihexiaosunshibeituideyigelieju,chadianshuaidao。xiaosunshibiaomianxuzhangshengshi,shizeguziliqiruanpaying,cikejianqinshishengqi,xiangqizheilibijingshiwuguogongfu,jiuzhanzaineilibuganzaizaoci。

laotaitaiquedengzheyanjing,duiqinshinudao:“qinshi!zheijiushiniguanjiaodeyahuan?jingranganyixiafanshang!lanxiang,jiwozhangzui!”

laotaitaishenbiandedayahuanlanxianglimahuilesheng“shi”,kuaibuzoudaoyingxuemianqianshenshoujiuyuzhangzui。

“zhushou!wokansheiganzaiwofushangdongwoderen!”qinshidashenghechidao,shenqingbingleng,bunuziwei。

lanxianghedelimasuohuileshou,zhanzaineilibuganzaidong。

“ninini……”laotaitaijintianjieerliansanbeiqinshidingzhuang,qideshuangyantonghong,zhandouzheshouzhizheqinshi,lianhuadoushuobulisuole。

qinshiquegenbenbulihuitadefennu,duizhemenwaifenfudao:“zhangguanjia,bazheixierendoujiwohongchuqu,wuguogongfubuhuanyingtamen!”

qinshiyikaikou,yizhihouzaiwaimiandezhangguanjiajiulimadaizhejigeyahuanpozijinlai,jianglaotaitaihesunshiyijitamendaizhedeyahuandoubanlabantuidiqingchuqule,yagenerbulihuitamenkouzhongdejiaohan。menkoudejiangzhongwenhaiyushenshouzuzhi,quebeiyiqiganchuqule。

wuguogongfumenwai,beiganchulaidelaotaitaiheerfangfuqikanzhejinbidetonghuandamen,juedejidiurenyoufenmen,sangerendelianjiezhangdetonghong。

“niang,qinshizheibanzhezheyanyan,tiedingyougui!”jiangzhongwenyaoyaqiechididuilaotaitaishuo。

“heng,zuoweizuofudaowotoushangle,fanletale!yihuierwojiazhuangyundao,nimenliangjiudashengkunao,jiangzheishinaodeyuedayuehao!”laotaitaishuowanjiuzuoshiwangxiaosunshishenshangdaoqu。

xiaosunshiyibafuzhujiazhuanghunmidelaotaitai,xianshilenglexia,dengfanyingguolaihoulimajiukukaile:“nianga!ninzheishizenmele?!ninkeqianwanbuyaoyoushia!ninyaoshichuleshi,wohezhongwenkejiumeifaerhuolea!”

xiaosunshishichuchinaidejingerchezhesangmenhao,meiyihuierwuguogongfumenwaijiujujilebushaoderen,douzhanzaineilizhizhidiandian。

jianqifenchabuduole,xiaosunshijiezhekudao:“nianga!ninzenmejiuneimekeliana!yitingshuosunzisunnvchuleshijiuganjinyanbabadipaoguolai,jieguoni,quebeirenlengchaorefengdiganlechulai,zijiyeqideyunsiguoqu!zheikezenmebanna!”

“niang,douguaierzimeiyong!erzimeiyoudagenenggan,hubuzhunin!”jiangzhongwenyixiaziguizaidishang,genzhekudao。

“yuanlaizheishijiangjiadelaotaitaiheerfangyijiaa!tingtamenzheiyisi,shibeiwuguogongfuganchulaile?”

“zheiwuguogongbuzaile,zijidelaomuqinjiuzheiyangbeirenzaojian,zuonieyo!”

“zheilaotaitaizheimedadenianji,keqianwanbiechurenmingna!”

“zheiwuguogongfuqinshiyetehendexinle!”

……

weiguandebaixingdouyilianyifentianyingdeyangzi,fenfenchuyanzhizewuguogongfuheqinshi。

wuguogongfunei,zhangguanjiaheyingxuejidetuantuanzhuan,qinshiyeqidemiansetieqing,zheilaotaitaihejiangjiaerfangfuqiyetemeilianmeipile,diandaoshifeiheibaibushuo,haizaiwuguogongfumenwaisapo,jianzhibuzhiliyilianchi!

qinshichuzigaomen,congxiaojieshoudeliyijiaodaorangtabukenengzaizheizhongqingxingxiagenxiaosunshitamenyiyangdakudanao,zhangguanjiaheyingxueyecongmeiyudaoguozheizhongqingkuang,yishidoubuzhidaogainamenwaidesanrenzenmeban。

zheishi,jiangmuyangshenbiandedayahuanlichunqueturanpaoguoqujiangdamendakaile。

“ya!laofuren,ninzheishizenmele?gangcaibuhaizhongqishizudirangrenzhangwomenyingxuedezuilaizhe?zenmeshuoyunjiuyunle?lai,wojininkankan!”lichunshuozhejiuchongshangqianquzailaotaitairenzhongdeweizhihenhendiqialeyixia。

“a!”laotaitaitongdedashengjiaoleqilai,yegubushangzhuangyunle,wuzherenzhongdeweizhidengzhelichun,yanjingdoukuaipenhuole。

xiaosunshigenjiangzhongwenbeizheituruqilaidezhuangkuangjingdaile,doulengzaineilimeiyoufanying。

“wojiushuoni!laotaitaininxianglaishentihao,yaoshizhenyoushenmeshia,duobanshizhuangde!”lichunshuowanjiuchaoweiguandebaixingzoulejibu,ranhouyixiaziguizaidishang,dashengkuleqilai。

“geweifulaoxiangqin,woshiwuguogongfudeyahuanlichun,jintianxiangqingdajiahuojipingpingli。dajiadouzhidao,womenfushangdeguogongyesangeyueqianzaiyichangzhanzhengzhongshizong,shengsibuming。womenfurenyinweidajitaizhongeryundao,jinerbeizhenchushenhuaiyouyun。”

“furenbenjiuyinweilaoyedeshierbeitongyujue,zuotianshizihexiaojieyoubeidairenzhuisha,xiaojiezhongshangerwang,shiziyeyizhihunmibuxing!laotaitaiheerlaoyefuqiyidianbuniangurouqinqing,buguwomenfurenshenhuaiyouyunhesangnvzhitong,zaifulidachaodanao,haiyuduixiaojieyitibujing,furenbeinujiaojiazhijiancairangguanjiajiangtamenqinglechulai。”

“sheizhidao,laotaitaiheerlaoyeerfurenbujinsihaobujueyoukui,haiguyijiazhuangyundao,daodayipa!zheifenmingjiushichenzhewuguogongbuzai,qifuwomenfushangdoushilaoruofurua!”

lichunshuowanjiupazaidishangkuleqilai,yifubeitongyujuedeyangzi。

rendouyoulianminruoxiaodexinli,weiguandequnzhongkanleyanguizaidishangkudebunengziyidexiaogunianghemenhouzhanzhedemiansecangbaihuaizheshenyundeqinshi,zaikankanzhanzaimenkouhengmeilengduiyaoyaqiechidilaotaitaisanren,limajiuyibiandaodikaishitongqingqiqinshihewuguogongfulai。

“tianshadeyo!jingranhaiyouzheizhongedubuyaolianderen!huanlewo,zaojiunazhedaogentamenpinle!”

“jiushi!qifurenjiaguerguamude,xiaoxinzaotianqian!”

“zheijiangjiaerfangxiangqinzhanwuguogongfudecaichanjiubale,zheijiangjialaotaitaidaodizenmexiangde,zheiwuguogongnandaobushitashengde?”

“zheiwuguogongfurenyetaikelianle,xianshizhangfuxialuobuming,houpengshangnverbuxingshenwang,xianzaiyoubeipopohexiaoshuzilianheqilaiqiwu,zijihaidazhegeduzi,zhenshitaimingkule,wuwuwu……”

zhongrenyoudoukaishizhizeqilaotaitaihejiangzhongwenfuqi,gengyoushenzhe,yinweitongqingqinshidebeicanzaoyurenbuzhukuleqilai。

xingshizhuanbianderucizhikuai,bulunshimenkouzhanzhedelaotaitaiyiqunren,haishimenhouzhanzhedeqinshitamen,doumudengkoudai,chengmujieshe。

“nimenhaizhanzaizheiliganshenme?ganjingunhuizijijialiqu!wuguogongfurenxingzihao,womendajiahuokedoushicuren,zaibuzoubieguaiwomenbukeqi!”

“jiushi,ganjingun!biezaizheilidiurenxianyandele!”

jiangzhongwenjianxingshibudui,shengpazheiqundiaominzhenzuochushenmeguofendeshiqinglai,ganjingenxiaosunshiyiqifuzhelaotaitaisanbubingzuoliangbu,liule!

“guniang,kuaiqilai,yihouneixierenzaiqifunimenjiafuren,nijiuhailaigaosuwomen,dajiahuojinimenchuqi!”yiweisishisuizuoyoudeshenzijianghaiguizaidishangdelichunjifuleqilai。

“xiexie,xiexiegewei!”lichunmangbudiediduizhedajiajugongdaoxie。

dengrenqunsanleyihou,lichunjianglianshangdebitiyanleidoucaganjing,ranhouzhuanshenjinlewuguogongfu。

“lichun,nikezhenshihaoyangde!nidoumeikandaogangcailaotaitaitamendelianseyouduonankan,nizheiyifanchangnianzuodakezhenxing!”yingxuelazhelichun,jidongbuyi。

“lichun,zuodehao,furenwoyouzhongshang!”qinshiyemanlianxinweidishuodao。

“furen,lichunkebuganjugong,zheixieya,doushishizijiaowode!”lichunjiandajiadoukuata,ganjinrushixianggao。

“shizi?”qinshizheixiagengjiajingyale,lichunkouzhongdeshizishijijiushimenger,mengerxianglaibuanshishi,shenmeshihoudongdezheixierenqingshigude?

“duiya,jiushishizi,shizishuozheijiao‘yiqirenzhidao,haizhiqirenzhishen’!shizihaishuole,duifupopiwulai,jiudeyongfeichangguideshouduan!”lichunyangzhetou,shifenjiaoaodishuodao。shizicongxiaojiutianzicongying,guoranfeichangrensuonengbi!

lichundeneifanhuaqueshishijiangmengjiaotashuode,buguocikedetaquemeixinsiguanqianyuanshitaifazhanruhe,yikezhongqian,tajingranfaxianzijidenaohailiyouyikuaiqiyidekongjian,qizhongbanbianfangmanlegezhonggeyangdezhiwuzhongzihexiangyingdezhongzhi、pengrenshuji,lingwaibanbianzeshiyipiankongbaidequyu,gujishiyonglaichuwude。zheiyifaxianrangjiangmengjingxibuyi,guoranjinshouzhishichuanyuedebiaopeia!

jiangmengduizijidejinshouzhishifenmanyigenzhizu,tayuanbenyijingzuohaoleluochuanzheiyizuihuaidedasuan,jieguolaotianyequeciletalianggenjinshouzhi,haitingcu!youlezheiliangyang,tayihouwulunshenzaihechudouebusiziji,neichuwudekongjianguanjianshikehainengbaoming。jiangmengtangzaichuangshang,jianzhiyaoneiniumanmianle。