第1章
“fenshouba，jiangchenyuan。”
“nishizaishitaiyouzhile，nigenbenbudong。”
xiaoyuannei，yimingshenzichuochuodeshaonv，shiwangdezhuanshenlikai。
jimingluguodetongxuekanzhezheiyimu，fenfenwuzuicuoshenerguo，yanshenlvexianlianxidedaliangzhejiangchenyuan。
“zhenshitaikexile，jiangchenyuankanqilaitingshuaia......”
“youshenmehaokexide，zheiniantouzhangdeshuaimeicaihua,haibujiushigehuaping。”
“zoubazouba，biezaizheierle。”
erdangshirenwangzhenvhailiqudebeiying，yanshenmangran。
“zhei......shaqingkuang？”
tameitoujinzhou，yinyuegandaoyouxiebudui。
zijibushixiabanle，gangzaichuangshangtinggema？
zenmexiayimiaojiu......zheishibeishuaile？
才华？
gangxiangdaozheier,naohaizhongdunshiyongchuchaoshuibandejiyi。
yuanlaizijichuanyuedaolepingxingshijie，erheqianshibutong。
cishengdetajiajingpinhan，danpingjiezhezijidenuli，haishikaorulechuanmeidaxue。
henkuaijiuzaixiaoyuannei，xiehoulegangcaidenvhai，xumengyao。
qianshenkaoruxuexiaokeyiyikaonuli，dantianfuqueyoushangxian。
erxumengyao，yehenkuaijiubeixueshenghuidetianjiao,huzhesuoxiyin，zheicaifashenglegangcaideyimu。
huiyiguolaihou，jiangchenyuanlianshangyizhenchouchu。
这都什么事儿啊！
taqiangrenzhetucaodechongdong，keyankuangquebuzhiweihe，shenchuyixingqinglei。
“laojiang,meishierba？”
huran，shenhouchuanlaiyidaoshengyin。
jiangchenyuanhuiguotoukanqu，naohaizhongdunshifuxianchuduifangdemingzi，zhangning。
shizijitongchuangleyigexueqidesheyou，yeshitadesidang。
“wozaoshuoguo，nimenliangrenbuhuizaiyiqide，dangchunihaibuxin，xianzaimingbaileba？”
zhangningjiantalianshangyongchudeleishui，youxiechouchangdeshangqiantaochuyigenyandileguolai。
“xingle，biekukutitide，heyibei？”
jiangchenyuanjieguotashoushangdeyan，momodianranhoushenxileyikou。
zijikugedana，zheishiqianshenhaiduineinvhaiyousuoliunianni，guantashenmeshier！
不过......
heyibeiyehao，zijiganglaihaizhenbuzhidaogaizuodianshenme。
“行，你带路吧。”
“kanzainijintianbeishuaidefenershang，wojiumianweiqinandeqingniyiciquqingmengjiuba。”
qingmengjiubakaozhedaxuezhoubian，quwandedabufendoushixuesheng。
danlimianxiaofeishuipingbingbusuandi，yibeijiushuizuibianyiyedeqibashi。
qingtaquneiersanxin，kejianzhangningshizhennatadangsidang。
qiahaozhengdangxiake，zhangningyebuyonghuisushe，errenjiuzheiyangchulexiaomen。
zhangningsihuduiqingmengjiubashifenshuxi，gangdaojiuzhijieduimentonglailejusanzuo，ranhoujiaowanqianjiulingzhejiangchenyuanjinqu。
kenengshigangkaishiyingyedeyuangu，shaoweilvexianlengqing。
liangrenzuoxiahou，yijuhuabushuojiunaqijiuchuileqilai。
suizheshijianhuanhuanguoqu，jiuguosanxun。
zhangningkanzheyiyanbufadejiangchenyuanzhoulezhoumeitou。
“woshuoniyouwanmeiwan，zhendasuanzheiyangyizhihe？”
“dainiguolaishisanxinde，nikankanchangshangzheimeduoxiaomeimei，nandaojiumeiyigeruyande？”
“wochengrenxumengyaoshipiaoliang，kepiaoliangyebunengdangfanchia！”
jiangchenyuanyouxiepibeidebaileyanzhangning，yikoumendiaobeizizhongdejiuhou，dalegejiuge，mingxianyijingyouxieweixun。
“nidongshenme，wo......benlaimeinvpengyoude，ganghaoburongyiyoulege。”
“haimeilaideji......ge......tanqingshuoaini，jiubeishuaile。”
shuowan，tapazaizhuoshang，kanzheshouzhongdebeizizaidengguangzhaoshexia，yingchuwucaibanlan。
yanshenbujinbiandeyouxiemili。
“ninengbunengyoudianerchuxi，bujiushigenvrenma！”
zhangningjiuliangshaohao，hentiebuchenggangdetanlekouqi。
qiahaocishijiubayinlexiandeyouxiechaonao，rangtaxinfanyiluan，xiayishibianzhuanguotouchaozhewutaikanqu。
“zheigezenmeyuelaiyuebuduiweierni，yingyuhanyude，jiumeiyijunengdong…”
“**，yaobunishangquchangshouge？”
jiangchenyuantingdaozheihua，bujinpiexiangzhangningxiaolexiao。
“woyaoshishangquchang，pashineizhuchangyihoudoubuganlaile。”
cishiyijingruye，jiubalirenyeyulaiyuduo。
qiahaojigegangdaodekeren，congliangrenshenpangluguo，tingdaolejiangchenyuandehua。
dunshibuxiededaliangletamenyiyan。
“yaobushikannimenzuodesanzuo，wohaiyiweishixuexiaolaoshini。”
“jiushi，shuozheidahuayebupashanleshetou。”
“yo，zheijiushichuanshuozhongyeyudeshuorenjiazhiyedema？”
......
喧哗。
混乱。
冷嘲热讽。
tingdejiangchenyuanmeitoujinzhou。
“叮！”
jiuzaitaxiangkaikoushi，hurannaohaizhongxiangqiyidaodianziyin。
【dingliuhuayuxitongbangdingzhong......
系统绑定成功！
gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibaoyifen，qingwenshifoudakai？】
tingdaozhei，jiangchenyuanweiweiyileng。
系统？
guoran，chuanyuezhebiyoufulia！
tazuijiaodunshiweiweishangyang。
“打开新手礼包。”
【ding！gongxisuzhuhuodeshenjigehou！
ding！gongxisuzhuhuodegequ《shoufangkai》quansucai！】
手放开？
jiangchenyuanrenbuzhuyouxiewuyu。
zheishikanzijiganggangfenshou，suoyijiusonglezheimeshouge？
谢谢，有被冒犯到！
“zenme，nibushitingnengnaidema？shangquchangyishoua。”
“aduile，youqingtixingyixia，neiwutaikeshiyouzhibode。”
“niruguoshizaidanxindiuren，yekeyibuyongqu，zhiyaoshuoju“nishifeiwu”jiuxing。”
jigekerenjianjiangchenyuanbushuohua，dangtasongle，fenfenchaoxiaoleqilai。
zhangningsuishuoshiyishusheng，kepiqixianglaihuobao。
dangjijiuyaoqishen，quejianjiangchenyuanjingyaoyaohuanghuangzhanleqilai，hezhongrenduishi。
benjiushiyishushengruxue，changgonghesangyinziranbuhuitaicha，shifenzhashi。
zaijiashangyoushenjigehou，haiburuhutianyi？
xiangdaozhei，jiangchenyuandeyanshenbiandeyouxiewanwei，zuijiaoxiaoyigengnong。
“e，neiyaoshiwoyinglezenmeshuo？”
zhishimimihuhuzhong，jiangchenyuanbujinyouxieyihuo，nandaozheigeshijieyinlewenhuaheqianshibutong？
fouzexinshoulibao，zenmehuishiyishouqianshidejingdianlaogeni......
jimingkerenjiantadongzuoxianghezuiban，zhidangshizaishuoxiao。
wenyanbiancongdoulimochuhouhouyitachaopiao，diuzaizhuoshang。
“nijinerruguozhenyaochangdebihanxueerhaiyaohao，zheixieqianjiushinide！”
benjiuxueqifanggang，qingkuangzhangyangdenianji。
tingdaozheihua，jiangchenyuanyiyanbufa，zhuanshenbianyaoyaohuanghuangdechaozhewutaizouqu。
qiahaocishizhuchanggeshouyiquchangwan，tashangqianbianjieguohanxueershouzhongdehuatong，poyouxiewanshibugongdekanxiangtaixia。
“geweiguanzhongwanshanghao，neimejiexialai，jiuyouwoweidajiaxianchangyiqu，xiexie！”