第2章 他的症状,我能治!

xumingqingmeiduojiujiuhuilaile,genzheyiqihuilaidehaiyoucunzhangyijia,baokuotajiadeshaerziguanyuedan。

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“xueryatou,niyongzheiyinzhenzuoshena?”

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qianshendejiyizhizhongguanyuedancongxiaojiushishilibaxiangdeshentong,danshiqueturanchishale,cunzhangyijiayemeiduiwaishuoguoshenmeyinyou。

“tazhiqiannaodaishibushishouguoshang?”

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“feihuazanyebuduoshuole,nizheixiadaoguchulerenmingkegenwomenmeishaguanxi。”

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zheishilibaxiangdelaoniangmendousuizui,sheiyoudianshenmebenshisheihainengbuzhidao?

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“wogaosunia,nigeyaoshibuxingle,neiyegenwojiameiguanxi!”

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“ayue。”xuminglangjiaoleshengxumingyue,duiyanqiandezhuangkuangyilianwushui。

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songzoucunzhangzhihoumeiduojiuxuminglangzaicichenshuiguoqu,xumingyuedafalexiaodequzhuobianxiuxi,zijishoulexuminglangbanye。

gangmimidengdengdeshuiyihuierjiutingjianchaozaderensheng。

“neixiao**jingganzhuangshennongguihunonglaozi!kanlaozibushoushisita!”

“dayidunjiuxinglenikebienongsile,tahaiyaogenneixiaodeyiqimaiqianni!”

……

erhunzigendabomudeshengyinchuanrunaohai,xumingyueyitingchedijingshenle。

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“你们在做什么!”

guangtianhuaride,zenmejiuzhangrenyangbuganrenshini?!

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xumingyuelengxiaoyisheng,conglaizhiyoutaqifurendefen,xiangqifuta?mendouyou!

“ni……nizuoshenme?”

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“xueryatou!nishixiangyaosharenma!”

linyulianbukezhixindedahan。

yiqianzenmeqifudoubuhangshengdexueryatouzenmerujinturanzheimedadanzile?hainadaoweixieren?

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“去叫村长来。”

wangpozicongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshen,chaofengdekanzheta,“nidangnishishei?nijiaocunzhanglaicunzhangjiulai?”

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zheinvwaziyanshenzenmenenherenni?

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zheiyixiazaichangdechulepaozoudexumingqingwaidouxiaole。

“nigexiaotiziyoujijinjiliangzhongwonengbuzhidao?”

linyuliankaikouchaoxiao,“niyaoshinengzhihaocunzhangerziwojiaonizuzong!”

“nishinalihuideyishu?zuomenghuidema?”

wangpoziyexiao,suoyourendoujuedexumingyueshipiaodajingerle,zheidoukuaibuzhidaozijishisheile。

meiduojiucunzhangjingranzhendelaile,bujintalaile,tahaidaileyijialaoxiaolai。

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“cunzhang!nikeyaotiwozuozhu!zheixiaoniangmenerjingrangenwodongdaozi!tashiyaowodeminga!”

erhunzipudaocunzhanggenqianyibabitiyibaleidekaishikusu,dabomuyuwangpozitianyoujiacu。