guanyuedanhenyouxiebuzizaidexiaolexiao，“niruguoxiangxuedehuawokeyijiaoni，yebushihennan。”
shuoqilaixuekoujizheijianshi，xumingyuequeshitingganxingqude，buguotaganxingqudeshihuikoujidezheigeren。
yueguangcongxishudeliushaojianxizhonglouguolai，banbanbobodeguangdianzhaoyaozaiguanyuedanjunmeidelianjiashang。
jianmeixingmu，lunkuoyinglangerfenming，kuanjianzhaiyaodazhangtui，dimeilianmujianbujingyijianyixiao，**liaoren！
xumingyuezaizheiyikewanfengankai，zheidaxiongdizenmejiumeichushengzaixiandaini？
zheiyaoshizaixiandai，jiuzheizhanglianwangneiliyibai，neijiushituotuodeliuliang！liuliangshishenme？neishiqiana！huahuadeqiana！
真是可惜了！
xumingyueyifuyankanbabaiwancongzijiyanqianpiaozoudetongxiwanfenyangzi，tashenshougelianghaodejiashixiangjiangzijidegebojiazaiguanyuedandejianbangshang。
wunaishengaowentizhihaomianqiangbianweilaoganbuweiwenxiashudeyangzipailepaitadejianbang。
“cunhua，a，bushi，xiaoguana，wohaoxiangdainichudaoa！”
出道？
guanyuedanyitiaomei，“wozhitingshuoguochujia。”
xumingyueyixiao，“suanlesuanle！zheigekoujixuehaoleshenmeshengerdounengmofangma？”
“也不是。”
guanyuedanxuekoujidechuzhongshiweilexingjunanyu，zheiyangshihennanmofangde，erqiehaibianyuyoudi。
“zheigehaishiyaokannixiangmofangshenmele。”
xumingyuekantayibenzhengjing，jiutebiexiangqifuqifulaoshiren。
“e？nizuonvzisheng，jiaogechuangwotingting？”
guanyuedanjuedezijikenengerduoyouwenti，taweileng，kanzhetaxiayishiwenleju，“nishuoshenme？”
gangcaishibushifengtaidale？
还是他耳朵瞎了？
xumingyueyibajiuzhutadeyijinrangtafushou，ertataitoucoudaotaerbian，wen，“xiongdai，jiao.chuanmeilianguoma？”
shuowantakanzheguanyuedantonghongdeerjiaoyukuaidetouxiaoliangsheng，ranhouduizheta**debojing“yanchuanshenjiao”。
“爷，你好厉害~”
shuyushaonvdexiangweieryuqingtiansangyinxiangtangshuangyiyangjiangtalongzhaoqilai。
guanyuedanlianseyixiajiuhongleqilai，jiuxiangbeitangdaoyiyangliantuisanbu，suihougangadekesouyisheng。
“buzaole，womenhuiquba。”
xumingyuejuedetakezhenshiyouyisi，xianzaitaduitayuanlaideshenfenzhenshiyuelaiyuehaoqile。
tayilujiangtasonghuidaojiamenkou，kandaomenkouzuozailunyishangdengzhexumingyuedexuminglang，tamuguangweiweifaan。
xuminglanga，zheishitayiqiandefujiang，weiletacaizaodaojianrensuanji。
rujinjirantahaihuozhe，youzenmenengzuoshixujiarujindezhuangkuangerbulini？
“谢谢。”
xuminglangduiguanyuedanshuo，yirujintadezhuangkuangshimeiyoubanfazhaoguhaoxumingyuede，ruguozijiaxiaomeinengjiajizheirensihuyebucuo。
zuiqimakanpinxingshangqiekeyi，ruguoxingguandeduizijiaxiaomeibuhao，tahainengbaxiaomeijiehuilai，ranhouguanjiaxiaozijiukeyinabianliangkuainabiandaizhequle！
“ng，nimenjialidedongbeigougaima？woniangshuojialiduozuoleliangchuangbeizi，yaoshibugourangwoxiannaguolaijinimenyongzhe。”
guanyuedanbingmeiyoukanchuxuminglangkanmeifudeyanshen，taduiyuxujiahaishihenkuijiude。
“呦！”
wangpoziconggebitanchutoulai，yizuisuanweierdekaikou，“dongxizuoduolejiwoa！wojiayebugouyongni！”
pingshazizheiyangdehaoshiluozaixujiatoushang，yebuzhidaoxueryatouzouleshenmegoushiyunjuranzhendedelecunzhangyijiaqinglai。
yaoshuoxumingyuezhenyoushenmeshili？neiwangpozikendingbuxin！
tashicongxiaokanzhexujiajigewazizhangqilaide，sheiyoushenmejinliangtahainengbuqingchu？
tadadingzhuyixumingyueshixiamaopengshangsihaozi，yaoburanjiushizheixumingyueyouguguai！
yanzhuyizhuan，tajuedenalidoutongshunle，tajiushuomingmingduanqiderenlezenmejiuyouhuoguolaile，kendingshixiesuizuoguai！meipaole！
“wokanzheixujiaquedekebushishazidongbei，quedeya，shigedaxianer！”
daxianer，difangshangduiyushushidechenghu，yibandoushizhaoyaozhuangpian，qingsheneryaocaide。
qiaozhejirenmianseyouyi，wangpozijuedezijiyiyuzhongde，shuodaodianershangle，jieryangyangdeyide“chumouhuace”。
“wotingshuozhenxineibianlailegehuangdashi，zhuanzhigezhongxiesui，buruzhaolaijitaqiaoqiao。”
ranhouganjinjiangzheibuzhinaerlaidelihaixiaotizinianzou！
shuowan，wangpozizhijianxumingyuezhilezhizijidelian，“zhaodashi？jiwozhaodashiquxiesui？”
你怕不是脑壳有坑？
dashi，niyanmoqianerjiuyouyigehaoma？erqiejueduirujiabaohuan！
xuminglangyixiangbuyuzhangshefurenweiwu，zaozaojinwule。
guanyuedangenxumingyuequedinglesongdongxideshijianjiuhuiqule，meirenzaidaliwangpozi。
zhaoshushijishushiquxie？shixianlianbugouzhongma？
wangpoziqiaozhezheichangmian，yufajuedezijichuopoletamendeaza。
zailiuzhezheiguhunyeguizuoluanzhibudinghaiyaonongchushenmeshierlai。
tadegenxumingyuedabomushangliangshangliang，zenmeyedebadashiqinglai，bazheiyilaijiuketamendexiaoshaxingnongzou。
bu，nongsi！nongdetahunfeiposan！rangtazailaizuoyao！
dashihaimeilai，buguoqueshifashenglelingwaiyijianshi。
yinweijialiqueshiqiong，weilexuminglangdeshentixumingyuebudebujinshanqucaibuyaoqiandeyaocai。
deleshangcidejiaoxun，tayijingxiaoxinjinshenshenzhizaozaohuijiale。
ranertufashiqingzongshibuhuidazhaohude，zaimeiyourenhezhunbeideqingkuangxia，xumingyuebeiyiqunxiongedeyelangweizhule。
“zheikezaole，yeshoumeiyoulingzhi，zenmeweijuneixiehurendehuanshu？”
tanannanziyu，buduandewanghoutui，zhidaohoubeidizaiyikecuzhuangdebainiandashushang。
完了完了！怎么办？
xumingyuemianshangbuxian，shijishangyouxiemazhua，tajiaojideduoshixiepizherenpideguiguaiyuxinzangguiguaideren。
yeshou？ershiyishijiyihoubuzenmechangjianle。
zhouweiyishuangshuanglvyouyoudeyanjingjinjindedingzheta，zaiyiqunhuiheisemaopizhongyouyizhitongshenxuebaidelang，kanyangzishilangwangle。
xumingyuejinzhangdexintiaojiakuai，zhitingneibailangyangtianzhangxiaoleyisheng，“aowu——”
dianguanghuoshizhijianxumingyueturanxiangqileguanyuedandekouji。
suijitagenzhebailangjinsuierhoudeye“aowu”leyisheng，yishengjieshuhou，zhijiantabeiyiqunyelangmuguangjiongjiongdedingdegengjinle。
bailangwaitouxiaoshengde“aowu”leyisheng，jiuxiangshixunwenshenmeyiyang。
jinzhangzhixiaxumingyueyizhangzui，“wang！”