第2章 要么瘦要么死

peizhuangqianshiershiduoniandoumeijianguozheimehaokandexiaogege,youyanfudetongshi,youweizijizheiyishenrouaihao。

nanrenwenroudeyanrangtachenlun,zhibuguo……

tayouxieshishen,yanshendejujiaosihubuzaitadelianshang,daoxiangshi……touguota,zaikanzhebiedeshenme!

“aifeileile,zhenxianxingyibu。”

peizhuangbuganzaikan,huangmangdeditoubikai。

taishoufushangzijidecelian,wenrehaizai,sihuneirenshouxindewenreyeyibingliuzaileshangmian,tangzailexinjianjianshang。

ketahaimeilaidejichimi,rushouruanruannuonuodeganjuejiushunjianjiletayijixiangliangdeerguang,rangtahuquyizhen——

tayijingshiyigeshiqiandapangzile!

meirenxiaogegedeai,doushixuhuande!

“我是宠妃?”

yipangdegongnvmenqiqiguixia,yuyourongyandedashengshuo:“niangniang,ninkeshihuangshangzuichongaidefeizi!”

lanerhuituizhongren,zheicaixiaozhezuodaochuangbian,“ninneirishoushang,huangshangjihuaile,faluoleyuhuayuandehaoxieren,zheijirigengshiyidekongjiulaishouzhenin!”

zheixiehaoxiangdoushihuangdiaitadezhengming。

kexixiquxiang,luojishangloudongbaichu!

yaoshizhendeai,zenmetahunmile,talaideneimeqinkuai!taxingle,taquezoudebisheidoucongmang?

peizhuangmianduizheiyidalantanzi,wunaideyangtianzhangtan。

tahaohaodezaizhiyaojigouyanzhixinyao,tuyudizhenjiuhunleguoqu,zenmejiulailezheili,haichengleyigedechongde——

胖子!?

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zheichengse,zheipinzhi,huidaoxiandai,qunaerdoutiaobuchulaia!

yushi,peizhuangwanglehaiyouyiqundianjizhetachongfeizunrongdefeipin,gengwanglehaiyouyigexingweiguguainanyichuaimodehuangdifujun。

tayixin,douzhajinleyaocaiyanjiuli。

xianxiashi,gujinghongjingchangbianzhehuayangerdoutakaixin,haikuatashenshangdezhongyaowei——gewaihaowen。

mitangyiyangdexiangchutaiduo,peizhuangbianmeileqichudexinshenjidang。

tarenzhubuquxianghuangdideshengshimeiyan,huanlailaner:“keyourenyuwo……keke……yubengongmianrongxiangsi?”

“ziranmeiyou。”lanerdadezhandingjietie。

queshiyeshi,guinvzhongnengyoutazheiyangpangdegujimeiyoudiergele。

peizhuangtanlekouqi,mofeitazaiyixiang?

neikeshizuoyongtianxiadehuangdi,hebiweiquzijimianduizheiyangdeta,shuobudingzhenshitamaoruoyuhuanni?

jingguohenjiudesixiangzhengzha,peizhuangguqiyongqizuodaotongjingqian。

“aaa!aaaa!”

lanerhehuaile,renglemupen,ganjinchongjinqingong,jianniangniangyifushenhunjusandemoyang,ganjinqiazhutadejianbang,shijingyaohuang。

“niangniangninmeishiba,shiyoushenmezangdongxizaizuoyao?”

peizhuangzheicaihuanguoyikouqi,zaidukanleyanjingzhongdeziji,jiarouhuhude,xiabayeyuanrundexiangzuqiu……

buguoxikan,jiupingzheishuanglingdongdeyan,shouxialai,neiwuguanbiranhenjingzhi!tuotuoshimeixiaomeirena!

youjihuitaochugongqu,midemeinan,zheibeiziyemianqiangsuanshizhile!

那么首先,就得瘦!

要么瘦,要么死!

laneryuefahutule,tasongshou,xiaoxinyiyidetunlekoukoushui,“niangniang,yaobuwoquqinghuangshanglaiqiaoqiao?”

xiangqineihuangdidebiaoxian,peizhuangdouledoujipigeda,xiaomingyaojin,tahaishiganjinqingjianxialaijiupaoluba。

lufeikebunengshao,tadangjibianzaizhuanghelitiaotiaojianjian,quetingdeqingcuide“dida”yisheng,zhuanghexiamiandankailetiaoxiaofeng。