诸天穿越者聊天群。
duanlang：“linchenshuodemeicuo，duiyutaizifeichangshi，mingchaolishijiludehenshao，jinyouliaoliaojibi。”
xudamao：“suiranwolishiyebuhao，danwojidechangshihenzaojiusile，haoxianghelvshiyouguan。”
duanlang：“shibushihelvshiyouguandaoyebuhaoshuo，lishimeiyoumingquejizai，zheizhishiwangluoxiaoshuolideshuocibale。”
xudamao：“sheishijideliyizhe，sheijiuyouxianyi！changshisiyuhongwushiyiniansi，zhuxiongyingsiyuhongwushiwunian，taizizhubiaosiyuhongwuershiwuniansi，zuizhonghuangweiluozailelvshisuoshengshuzizhuyunwendeshouli，yaoshuohelvshiwuguan，guidoubuxin。”
duanlang：“neiyaoannizheimeshuo，yeyoukenengshizhuyuanzhanganzhongxiadedushou！yinweihuaixidangquanqingchaoye，yichengweidabudiaozhishi，erhuaixidangchushendetaizifeichangshiruoshibusi，rihoubiranchengweihuanghoushenzhishitaihou，pashiyouwaiqishezhengzhixian，suoyizhuyuanzhangcaianhailechangshi。”
xudamao：“langgenizheimeyishuo，daoyenengshuodetong，kexilishishangbingmeiyoujiludaodishisheidongdeshou。”
changxiyue：“aaa…nimendaodisheishuodeshizhendea，zheiyetaiherenle，wotingdenaozidoumihule！”
kanzheduanlanghexudamaoliangrendeduihua，changxiyuejiugengmengbile。
suiranbuzhishizhuyuanzhangxiadedushou，haishitaizicefeilvshidongdeshou，danjiehezhongrensuoshuo，taweilaijiaruhuanggong，bisiwuyi！
linchen：“wozhidaonihenji，dannixianbieji！”
“nixianzaiyehaimeiyoujiaruhuanggong，haiyoushijian，dabulelikaizhongyuan，paodaohaiwaiduoqilai，zongnenghuoxialai。”
“zaituiyiwanbujiang，zheibushiyouliaotianqunhezanmenzheixiequnyouma，zongyoubanfade。”
duanlang：“zheihuameimaobing，youliaotianqunzai，yiqiejieyoukeneng。”
xudamao：“niqiaozheigeliaotianqun，taxiangbuxiangchuanyuezhedejinshouzhini？”
qiyuliangmingqunyuanyeanweileqilai。
changxiyue：“womingbaile，xiexiedajia，wohuihaohaokaolvde。”
shenxiyikouqi，changxiyueqiangpozijilengjingxialai。
qunyoumenshuodedui，tahaiyoujihuigaibianweilai。
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changxiyueshuowanzhihou，qunyuanmenzanshianjingxialai，linchenbianguanbileliaotianqun。
takaishikaolv，zheigeliaotianqunduitayoushenmebangzhuni？
qunlizanshiyousanweiqunyuan，yiweichuanyuedaowuxiashijie，jingguoduoniannuli，zoushangrenshengdianfeng。
yiweichuanyuedaoqueyishaoshideliushiniandai，baijianleyigelaopo，zhenshishuangwaiwai。
yiweichuanyuedaopingxinglishishijie，mashangyaojiaruhuanggong，jitaizishenglelianggeerzizhihoujiusiqiaoqiao。
erlinchenni，bingmeiyouchuanyuedaohonghuangshijie，ershicong2025nianzhonghuishiqinianqiande2008nian。
taxianzaimeikonglihuibiede，zhixianggaoqian！
“budui，liaotianqunleidexiaoshuo，tongchangdoukeyihuxiangfahongbao！”
“ruguoyouhongbaogongneng，woshibushinengzhaoqunyuanmenyaojijiangudong，qibushinengyichaobaofu？”
xiangdaozheili，linchenzhongxindakailiaotianqun，zixichatanleyifan。
guoleyihuier，zongsuanduiliaotianqunyouledagaidelejie。
yebuzhidaozheiliaotianqunshixinchuangli，haishibenlairuci，tadegongnengjiweijianlou，chuleliaotianshuiqunzhiwai，zhishengxiayigejiaoyigongneng。
zuiguanjiandeshi，meitianzhinengjiaoyiyici！
biru，linchenheduanlangjiaoyiyicizhihou，qitarenjintianjiubunengzaijiaoyile，zhinengdengmingtianshuaxin。
gengzaogaodeshi，meitianyicidejiaoyijihuiwufaleiji。
zhiyuwangwenzhongchangchangchuxiandehongbao、renwu、qiandao、zhibo、chuanyue、shangchengdenggongneng，tongtongmeiyou。
“suanle，youjiaoyigongnengyebucuole，napayitianzhinengjiaoyiyici。”
“zheikeshikuashijiejiaoyia！”
“youzheigongneng，wohaishangshenmebana！”
“daiwogaodaodiyitongjin，limajiucizhi！”
xiangdaozheili，linchenhunshenchongmanganjing。
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duanlang：“huashuo，nimenfaxianlemeiyou，zanmenzheigeliaotianqundejiaoyigongneng，meitianzhinengjiaoyiyici。”
“@linchen，haoxiongdi，wojidenimeiyouchuanyue，haizaidiqiuba？”
“jiranqunliyoujiaoyigongneng，nengbunengbangwomaibaoxiangyanchouchou？”
“wosanshiduonianmeichouyanle，wuwu，haoxiangchouyana！”
zheishi，duanlangyefaxianleliaotianqundejiaoyigongneng，diyishijianaitelinchen，shuodao。
xudamao：“duia，jiranyoujiaoyigongneng，wozaiyebuyongdanxinsanniandajihuangle！”
“@linchen，haoxiongdi，wonengbunenghenijiaoyiliangshi？”
wenyan，xudamaoyanzhuziyizhuan，wendao。
changxiyue：“@linchen，wonengbunengqingnibangwomaiyibenmingshi？”
“woxiangkankan，lishishangdewodaodishizenmeside！”
changxiyueyehenkuaifanyingguolai，wendao。
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linchen：“dajiabieji，meitianzhinengjiaoyiyici，zanmenyigeyigelai。”
“laoduanyaojiaoyixiangyan，laoxuyaojiaoyiliangshi，changguniangyaomingshi，wozheibiandangranmeiwenti，suishikeyihedajiajiaoyi。”
“jintiandejiaoyijihuijiurangjilaoduanhaole，bijingshitaxiantichulaide，dahuoermeiyiyiba？”
huiguoshenlai，linchenjiangmuguangzhongxinfangdaoguangmushang，jiandaozhongrendehuayu，bujinxinshengxise。
xudamao：“womeiyijian，fanzhengyebujiyuyishi，haimeikaishixuejiandingliang，jialideliangshizanshigouchi。”
changxiyue：“woyemeiyijian，jiurangduandagexianjiaoyiba。”
liangrensisuopianke，faxianlinchenshuodeyoudaoli，fenfendiantouzantong。
duanlang：“haha，duoxieliangwei！”
“linchenxiongdi，woyaochouruanzhonghua，xianjiwolaiyitiaoba。”
duanlangxianshixieguoxudamaohechangxiyue，zaiduilinchenshuodao。
linchen：“keke，ruanzhonghuaqimadeliubaikuaiyitiao，woquanbujiadangzhiyousibailaikuaiqian，maibuqia。”
linchenquanbujiadangyigongyecai482.6yuan，zuotiangangfadegongzi600kuai，wanshangchiyexiaohualeliushiduo，wangbachongwangfeiwushikuai，maiyitiaodaqianmenhualeshibakuai。
duanlang：“bushi，xiongdinijingranhundezheimecan？”
xudamao：“shushiyoudiancan，wojieshouxudamaodeyichanyeyouyiqianduokuaini！”
changxiyue：“wochuanyueqianduolemeiyou，jishiwanhaishiyoude，nizheiyehundetaicanle。”
qunyuanmendaweijingya，fenfenluchubuganzhixindeshenqing。
linchen：“keke，zheishi08niana，wozaijiuxianxiaoxianchengdejiudianhouchuxuechuyi，yigeyuegongziyejiuliubaikuai，zuotiangangfadegongzi，yaoburanwohainabuchusibaikuaiqianni。”
林辰尴尬的解释道。
duanlang：“neinipingshichouyanma？”
linchen：“chou，buguowozhichoudeqiliangkuaiqianyibaodedaqianmen，zuotiancaimaileyitiao！”
duanlang：“daqianmenliangkuaiyibao，bushishikuaima？e，zheishi08nian，chadianwangle！xingba，woyongyigejinyuanbaohuanniyibaodaqianmen。”
linchen：“jinyuanbao？xiexiedalao！”
duanlang：“xiaoyisi，zanmenxianjiaoyiba。”