第4章 上菜

“shangcaila!zuihouyidaoyingcai,shanjidunshanmo!”suwanduanzhecipendalaoyuanjiukaishihan,sangmenqingliang。

weichenzhoushengyufuguizhijia,youshidushuren,pingsuzaigaolouguangxuanliyinfengnongyueguanle,congbucengzaibaiwuloushilizhuzu,gengbieshuoyongfanle,qieshirendoushuoqiongshaneshuichudiaomin,jinmozhehei,bukeyuzhiduojiechu,kekankanxiaorongxianyandesuwan,tianzhenmengdongdesuchun,haiyoutamenneiweiyitaiduanzhuangdeniang,zaikankanzheiyizhuozijingxinpengrendecaiyao,zuozaizheishanyemaowuzhong,manxiuqingfeng,manyanqingcui,zhenzhenshixinkuangshenyi,renshengzhile。

meixiangdaozheixiaozihaishiguanerdaini,neijiugengdeliufanhaohaojiejiaole,fanzhuoshangzuiyichupengyouma,suwanxinlisuanpandadepipaxiang,mianshangxiaorongyucanran,huangshulangjianjiside,yiyijieshao,“jialimeishenmehaodongxi,wojiusuibianzuolejiyang,zheishiliangbanmuer,suanrongyecai,qingzhengdangeng,duiletebieshizheigeshanjidunshanmo,chuntianrangaoyingyang,nikuaichangchangba。”

xiexiurongmangjiguirenyaotangtiancai。weichenzhouweiweiminyikoutang,zhijuemankoushengxiang,xiangnongerbuni,zhenghaotaduziyeedejin,liangkouxiaquhegeganjing。xiaosijianzijiayeyongfanhaojiumeizheimeshuangkuai,yeziguyaoleyiwan,yikouguanxia,liangyanfangguang,buzhutanfu,“guniangzheishouyikanbixifengloudedachua。”

suwanbianjinianghemeimeishengjirou,bianqianxudao:“nalinali,nizheiyangshuowohuijiaoaode。”

suchunjiankerendouchiguole,cainieqiwanlideyigedajituiken,tadoukuaiwangjiroudeweidaole,yourouchizhendehaoxingfuya!

yidunfanchideshifenyukuai,zaisuwanmianmianjudaodereqingdaikezhong,xiangbitamenyijianliqilegemingyouyi,linzouqianneiweixiaosikantadeyanshendoushi**qiechongbaide。

riyingxixie,suwansongweichenzhouchucun,neiweixiaosiguijiling,zaobuzhidaoshannaqule。gunanguanvzouzaijijingshandaoshang,zongshisuwanqiaozilishigeershibasuidelaodajie,jingyanfengfu,kehezheiyangyiweiduizijiyouxieyisidechunqingshaonianzouyikuailaoganjueguaiguaide,xiangshiyaoyouguaiwuzhishaoniandelangwaipo。

“neige......nituihaihaoba?”gangaburugaliao。

“嗯......”

“jintianxiexienile,yaobushiniwohaizhenbuzhidaoyaozenmeduifuneigeeponiangni!”

tayaoyaniequan,saibangzigudongzhe,xiangzhixiaoqingwaside,shizairangrenrenjunbujin,weichenzhouweiweiyixiao,“dalichaolvfayanming,huairenzonghuidedaochengfa。”

tayandixiaoyishenshen,suwanfanyouxielianjiafatang,jiusuanshitazheilaoayi,yedingbuzhuzheiyangyigechunqingxiaozhengtaideningshia。tahuiqunaozilineixiewochuoniantou,naotouxiaoxiao,“duile,nidaqingzaodezenmehuizaishanshanga。”

jianweichenzhoumianyounanse,siyouyinyan,suwanmangjiezhuhuatou,“wojiushisuibianwenwen,ruguoyoushenmeweinandedifang,keyibushuo。”

weichenzhoujinzhoudemeitouweisong,tanranyixiao,mianshangrengyouyinyuyanse。tafushouzhibu,muzhijitiao,buwuchangrandeyaowangyuanchudewusuoqingshan,liuxiamanying,“qishigaosuniyewufang,wolaizheilishixiangkaikenhuangdi,zhongzhiyaocai。”

fengjianshehuidengjisenyan,youshinonggongshangzhifen,hanmoxuezijieduitongchoushangdaochizhiyibi,zaishuotashixianguandeerzi,zongbuhuiqueqiandaoyaoquzijichuangyeba。

“你很缺钱花?”

“bushiwoqueqianhua。”weichenzhouqiantanyisheng,muzhongduoyoujieruchou,“qiongxiangpirangzhidibaixingshenghuoduojianxinkunku,sijiyouduoziranzaihai,wofuqinxiangzheshouzhengdun,kebeibianguanzhici,wufamianjianhuangshang,chaozhongyouyouzhengdi,zoushulvcibeiyaxiabuda,meiyouyinzicunbunanxing,fuqinrijiujiujilaochengbing,woyouxinbuyi,zhinengcongshangdaoshangxiangxiangbanfale。”

“womenjiabushihaiyousimuxiandima?wozijiyigerenyemeifaliaoli,huangzheyeshihuangzhe,burunixiannaqushiyishi,zuogeshiyantian,ruguoshouxiaohaozaidaguimoguangfanzhongzhi。”

weichenzhouyanjingyiliang,“yeshigebanfa,buguoyezhinenglainiankaichunzaifantuzhongzhile。”

suwanzhiyichensi,“wotingwoniangshuoqiguohongmeicundeyoulai,zheilibainianqianyuanlaishiyikuaihuangdi,shiyiweidashangrenkanzhonglezheilideqihoutiaojian,jiukaishizherenkenhuangdalizhongzhihongmei,houlaizheiliqianrulerenjia,jiubeijiaochenghongmeicunle。zheinianjingcunziliderenduzidoutianbubao,ziranbuhuimingbaizheiqizhongdekeguanlirun,juwosuozhi,dalichaofanrongchangming,renyidanchidebaochuandehao,ziranjiuhuiquzhuiqiushenghuozhiliangdetisheng,ruozhongzhihongmei,zaijiagongchengpenjingxiaoshouchuqu,bidinghuidamai,zuizhongyaodeshizhenghaokuairudongle,nianqianxiaolianghuigenghao。”

zheishizaibuxiangshiyigedazibushideshanzhongnongnvgaijuyoudehuiyantounao,weichenzhoujingtanbuyi,“guoranshihaozhuyi,jinengshunyingshiling,hainenglijizheshou,zuizhongyaodeshimeishumiaobianyi,dandiaojianchengpenjinghuiangguishubeibuzhi,qijianlirunxiangdangkeguan。”

suwanxiaodao:“neisimudijiudangshiworugule。”

“rugu?”rucixinqidecihuiweichenzhouhaishidiyicitingshuo。

“jiushiwobatiandimianfeijiniyong,dengzhuanleqiannijiwofenhongya。”

weichenzhouxiangqitajianeisanjianyiqiongerbaidemaocaowu,mangdao:“ziran,wofennisancheng。”

“hao,neijiuzheimeshuodinglou!”

suwanzhazhayan,ruhuabaoyiyangdeshaonv,yipinyixiaodoushigupanshengzide。weichenzhouxintiaokuailekuai,mangchuixiayanbuzaikanta,xiangdaojijiangdaolaidefenbie,xinlimodiyouxieshiluo。

“nizouhouwozaishanshangjiandaolezheiyupai,xiangzheshiniluoxiade,jiulaijinisonglaile。”

tangzaitazhangzhongdeyupailvyiyingdong,ruyiwangjuqidechunshui,raoshisuwanbudongxingdao,yenengkandechujiazhibufei。taxianzaiqueqiandehen,jiusuanshizuoshengyiyebushiyichaoyixijiunengyoushouyide,kuangqietianqiliangle,yedequegaitianzhixieyiwubeirule,suanle,fanzhengmeitoumeiqiang,jiukengzheixiaolaodiyibaba,jiusuanshiweitadeshangjitigongbaochoule。

“woshuozenmebujianle,yuanlaibeinijiandaole。”

tadalieliedeyemeinannvzhifang,shenshoujiucongtashoulina,shufahouchuciyunvzijifuxiangchudetaxiangbeihuohuashaozheleside,mengdihoutuibanbu,yishunjianmianhongerchi。

“suguniang,shihoubuzaole,wo......woxiangaotuile。”huayinweiluo,jiutaoyesidelikaile。

suwanwangzhetafencunjinshidebeiyingbuzhuyanzuitouxiao,ng......taganggangshilashoucuihualema。

weichenzhoumianshang**lade,keshenhoushaonvyayidexiaoshengxiangxunrennuanfengside,chuidetaquanshenshangxiadouqingpiaopiaode,taxinzhongruqiaozhangu,longdongdixiang,keyikexinyijingkuibuchengjunle。

jidaobangwanjianghei,suwantiehaoleyiguojitangyumimianbingzizaiguolixiaohuoweizhe,youbeiqixiaobeiloushangshanqule。jinzaoshangcongshanlihuilaideshihoutayongtengtiaoshelejigexianjing,kanyoumeiyoudaidaoshenmeyetuziyeshanji。

taxianzaishouliyouliuliangyinzi,mandamansuannengchengguoyizhenzile,haiyouneikuaiyupai,zuihaomingtianquzhenshangjishimailiangyouroucaideshihouyibingdangle,xinzhongsuanpanzhengkaihua,jiaoxiayiban,lijishuailegehen。

“shenmeguidongxi?”tacouzhetianseyuguangqukan,faxiancaocongzhongheranzaizheyigebansibuhuoderen,wuguanquxianyinglang,yudiaodaocaisidetianxiazhuojue,chuanzheyexingyi,jianshangyoudaoshang,kanzhedabanzheizhangxiangyinggaishigeyougushidewailairen。suwanshenzhirehuoshangshendedaoli,kerenhaiyouqi,zongbunengjiansibujiu,zhengyouyujian,huyoufengchuicaodongsheng,shunyinkanqu,buyuanchulingsanjigezhuanghanzhengqiaomomodesichusouxunshenme,xianglaiyuzheiweixiaogeshidifeiyou。

“suanle,sheirangguniangwoyouhaoshengzhide。”suwanfeiledalijiangzheixiaogetuojinyipangshandongli,gangchuankouqi,jiutingdeneijiweizhuanghanzaidongkoushuohua。

“ganggangwohaikanjianzheiliyougerenying,zenmeyizhuanyanmeile。”

“zheilinwuzheimeda,xingxushinikancuole,tashouleneimezhongdeshangzenmehainengzhandeqilai?”

“shangmianjiaodaile,siyaojianshi,xiongdimenkuaizhaozhao,zhaozheleyoushang,tapaobuleduoyuan,xianquzheishandonglikankanba。”

jiaobutuotuo,zaiyoujingbizedeshandonglihuiyinyuzhong,yanjianyaochengwengzhongzhibiele,gaobuhaohaideshatamiekou,kanlaijiurenyeshimenjishuhuo。tapailepaineirendeliandan,xindaozheicinikeqianbenguniangqiandafale。

tanachugecaodeliandao,rentongwangzhangxinliyihua,xuezhuzijianmanlelouzhongcaoyao,jiangcaoyaowangwaiyidiu,xueweikuosan,zaidongdingshangqixidebianfulijifeitengqilai,pulalamandongluancuan。neijigezhuanghanyingtouzhuangshang,huiwuzhedadaoyouzhuayoukan,dongzhongguangxianan,jianzhiweizhikongju,henkuaineiqunrenjiuaihaozhetuichuledong,fuqunshoulejing,yilingxuntachuqule。

suwanzhengbatayifuchakanshangkou,lengbudingduishangtayishuanghancencendeyanjing,haiweilaidejifanying,jiubeitalaolaoyazaileshenxia,tafanguzhutashuangshousisidingzaitatoudingtudishang,chenshengdao:“nishiheren?”

zheirenwugonglede,shoulezheimeyanzhongdeshangyebunenglingtahandongfenhao,guaiyezhinengguaizheifuxiaoshenbanzishizaitaishoushoubaba,zhinengyourenrenzaigedefener。

suwanyuzhiduishi,sihaobuju,shenzhihaiyouyisiyiranxiaoyi,“woshinidejiumingenren。”

nanrenshuangmouyimi,siyousongdong,rengzaijiangchi。suwanwunaidao:“zaizheimehaoxiaqunijiuyaoshixueguoduoersile,nizuihaoduiwokeqidian,yinweiwoshiweiyinengjiunideren。”

tamingmingxiaozhe,jianghuayimantiaosili,ketahaishinengganjuedaotayuqizhongbunaifandesushazhiqi。duoniandeshenghuojingyangaosutarenxinxiane,budebufang,yueshikanqilaichunliangwuhaidedongxijiuyueshiyishirensongxie,duorenxingming,gengzhongyaodeshishenxiadezheixiaodongxikanqilaihaoxiangbingbushineimewuhai......

tabuyoufenshuodewenxiaqu,badaoqiangyingdeqixishunjiantianmanletazhenggekouqiang,zheicitashizhendedanaokongbaile,sheinengxiangdaotemejingranjiulegejiesebuyaomingde**!jingganchiguniangwozheixiannennendedoufu!kanwobubanizouchengdoufuzha!

tayiquanyingtoupishang,nanrenduodejikuai,jiushiyigunjiukaozaileshanbishang,panxijingzuo,muguanglengmo,“woganggangyijingweinichixialedu,nishuodaodisheigaikeqiyidian?”

suwanyukuwulei,wodetiana,zheishishenmesangxinbingkuangbaofushehuidebiantaia。

“guolai。”tadandanminglingdao,“ninengbunenghuo,qujueyuwonengbunenghuo。”

suwanrenzhuyibazhangpaisitadechongdong,jinliangmianrongyouhaodewangqiankao,“nihaowohaodajiahaoma,biechongdong,niyidingbuhuiside。”

junzibaochoushinianbuwan,niyiweibenguniangshishenmeyingyingxiaobaitu?

jiekaitashangbanshenyishang,suwanheledatiao,qianxionghoubeijiebumanlexinjiujiaotidebianshang,jihumeiyouluoyanzhidi,takandexinjingroutiao,zezedao:“nibuhuishiconglaoyulitaochulaideshiebushedesiqiuba?”

“nizhidaodalichaoyouyizhongkuxingjiaobashema?”

suwanlijizhulezui,liuyuanleyanjingdengzheta,zhei**kanzhedequexiangshijingchangganzheizhongshideren。

guoranshibaolibijiaoguanyong,beiweisuwanzaixianbaoming,shifenjinxiaoshenweideweitaqinglibaozhaleshangkou。

“ya,buhaole,yijinghenwanle,wozaibuhuiqunianghuizhejide。”tamangzhengliqibeiloukangshang,suishoudiuleyizhidaidaodeyetuzirengguoqu,“nizijijiangjiuchichiba。”

chajuedaonanrenhanmangzhaxiandeshuangmou,suwangangayixiao,“woshishuorangnijiangjiuzheiyidun。”bingchengzhesongfosongdaoxideyuanze,“mingtianzhongwuwolaijinisongfan。”zaixiaoxinyiyidexiaoyanshitan,“neige......jieyaonengbunengjiwole?”

“daoshihouziranhuijini。”

suwanjile,“nibiedengbizishanglian!”

“ng?”nanrenmanxianyanlian,dilaiyouyouyixianlengliemuguang,“wokeyixuanzebujini。”

hao,suannihen!suwanmoyibalian,goutuidexiaozhe,“woshishuozheizhimayini,yebuzhidaoshashihoupawoshenshangle,zenmedengbizishanglianni!”zuoyaoyaqiechizhuang,“dengwodaidaole,yidingcitayibaizhongsifa!”