第3章
woduanzuozaixiaoyizishang，youxiewuliaodikanzhechangshangdeerrennilaiwowang，dadebuyilehu。
taixia，shibushidihuibaofachureliedehecaisheng。
buguo，yiqunzhiyouliuqijieshilidezhandouzhendetibuqiwodejingshen。
kenruidexueyuanzhaoshengtiaojianzhuyaoyousangefangmian，yishizuijichude，yeshirenpinwenti，zaiqingshaonianshiqibianchufanwaluolanwangguofalvdebuliangqingnianjianjuebuyao。
ershinianling，xinshengbixuzaishibadaoershizhousuizhijian，nianjidalehailaidangxueshengyebupabierenxiaohua。
sanshizishenshili，nianmanshibazhousuiquehaimeiyouwujieshiliderenbuyao。shenshengkenruidexueyuanbushoutianfuyibandexuesheng。
erwo，henmingxian，yaobushinianjikazhe，kongpazaojiuzaikenderuixueyuanlibiyele。
shibasuicaidadaowujieshuiping，napaliunianzhihouzuiduoyejiujinjiedaoqijie。tianfuchayidiandekenengzhiyouliujie，tianfuyibingdehuazuiduonenggoudadaobajie。
zhiyujiujie？nizaixiangshenmeni？niyiweisheidoushiapulierdarena！
xianzaihaizhishiersannianjidexueshengzaibishi，zheiqunjiahuodoubugouzijiyigebazhangdade，youshenmehaokande。
neixiekexiaodezhandoujiqiao，zaijueduideshilimianqiandoushihualihushao。
buguo，henkuaiwodemuguanghaishibeixiyindaoletaishang。
“si，zheishinaweixuejie，zenmezhangderucimeimiao！”rutongqitarenyiban，cishidewoyerenbuzhutunlekoukoushui。
neimanmiaodeshenzi，neixiulidezhangfa，neijingzhidewuguan，yijibaoguozhuquanshendejinshenhongsekaijia，wuyibuzaichudongzhezheiqunmensaoshaoniandexinfang。
“zheikeshisannianjideailisixuejie，kenruidexueyuanpaimingdiyidexiaohua，kamendarendedushengnver，nianjinershideqijiehuoximodoushi！”zuozaiwogebidepangzideyidixiaozhe，kantashoushangdaimanlekeyizengfumoliqiangdudemojingjiezhi，bianzhidaozheixiaopangzijiajingbuyiban。
“zenme，nirenshi？”wodaoxiyikoulengqi，meixiangdaozheiniudetouxianjingranrucizhiduo，erqiemeiyigetingqilaidouneimelihai。
modoushi，neikeshimowushuangxiuzhedechengwei。nenggoutongshijiangmofayudouqixiuliandaoqijieshuipingzheiweiailisixuejiedetianfuhenqiang！
“burenshi......”pangzideshenqingyidun，suijibiandeyouxieweimi。
“neinizenmezheimelejieta？”wohaoqidijixuwendao，zheixiaopangzibabierendetouxianrushujiazhenyibanshuolegebian，zenmekenengburenshi，nandaoshilingyouyinqing？
“xiongdi，nijinkenruidexuexiaozhiqiannandaomeiyouguanzhuzheigexueyuanlipiaoliangxuejiedexinxima？”
wohuangrandawu，meixiangdaozheixiaopangzihaishigezheifangmianderencai。
shirencai，jiubunengqingyifangguo！
“xiaopangpang，wojiaoailun，nijiaoshenme？zanmenjiaogepengyou！”
“fante......”xiaopangziyouxieyouyuandikanlewoyiyan，xiangshizaizeguaiwoweishenmejiuzheiyangjiangtadequedianshuolechulai。
“yi，gemen，buyaozheimexiaoxinyanma，yaozhengshizijidequedian，zheiyangcainenggouzhanshengzijidequedian！”wolianseyizheng，daqilinrandao。
“wojiaofante，fante·kaopuleng。”xiaopangpangyanshengengjiayouyuan，turanmingbailetahuazhongyisidewodunlugangazhise，ranhouyouxiebuhaoyisidepailepaitadejianbang。
“pangpang，nideshencaihenpeideshangnidemingzi，duile，yepeideshangnidexingshi。”
xiangduiwuyan，womenliangzhihaoyiqijiangmuguangfangdaoleshitaishangmian。
pingtaishangailisiyuduishouzhijiandezhandouyijingdaolebairehuadejieduan，duifangsuiranzhishigeqijiedeshuiximofashi，danshishuxingshangdekezhihaishirangailisiyouxienanyizhaojia。
buguomowushiyuchunmofashixiangbijiaodeyoushibianshikeyijinshengedou，mianduizheyingmianerlaideyikekeshuiqiudan，ailisizhongyubachuleyaojiandezhangjian，fenshenchongleshangqu。
zaihuoximofadejiachixia，ailisihenrongyibianlaidaoleduishoudeshenqian，suihoutazhangjianyihui，duifangduowukeduozhijietiaoxialepingtaixuanzerenshu。
zheiyike，pingtaixiabaofachugengjiareliedehuanhusheng。
ailisitiaolegexuanlidejianhuajiangzhangjianshourujianqiaozhizhong，suihoumaizhezixindebufazouxialepingtai。
“bucuobucuo，yougaoshoudefengfan！”worenbuzhudezantanyiju，queyinlailefantebiyidemuguang。
“tingnizheiyuqihaoxiangnihenlihaiside。”
“haha，meiyoumeiyou，woyecaishigeqijiedeguangmingmofashieryi。”wobuhaoyisidenaolenaotou，sheizhidaoxiayikexiaopangzikanzhewodeyanshenbianbiandechireqilai。
“qijieguangmingximofashi？gemennijinnianduodale？”
“qianjitiangangguowanshibasuizhousuishengri，ganghaogoukenruidexueyuandezhaoshengtiaojian。”womiantiandexiaolexiao，zheidianchengjiugenbenjiubuzhidejiaoao。
“ge，congjintiankaishinijiushiwogele！”pangzituranyouxiejidongqilai，feidududeshouwozhewodeshoujinjinbufang。
这个死变态！
wolianmangbashouchoulechulai，ranhoubushilimaodexiaolexiao。
“e，xiaopangdidi，nijinnianduodale？”turanwoyishidaoyigewenti，anzhaokenruidexuexiaodezhaoshengtiaojian，zheiqunxinshengzhongnianlingshangnenggoujiaowogedekebuduojian。
“xiaodijinnianbudaoershisui。”xiaopangzihanhoudenaolenaotou，neiyikoubaiyazaiyangguangdezhaoshexiagewailiangyan。
“......。”guoran......woyouxiewuyudekanzhexiaopangzi，xinqingyouxiefuza。
turanyoulexiaodierqieyikanjiuzhidaoshigejiajingyinshidexiaodicemianzhengmingwodemeilizugouda，danshibeiyigenianlingbiwodaderenjiaogexinlizongganjueguaiguaide。
suiranwoshijinianlingyijingkuaisishile，danshi......
ai，wusuoweile，sheibuxiwangyougefuerdaixiaogenbanni。
yihouchifanmaidongxizhiyaodonggeyansejiuyourenzhudongfuqiandeshenghuotabuxiangma？
“niweishenme，e，zheimezhudong，zheimereqing......？”kanzhexiaopangzineizhenchengdeyanshen，woneixinhaishiyouyixieyihuo。
xiaopangziwenyanyileng，suijishenseyouyouxieandan。
“kaopulengjiazuniyinggaitingshuoguo，wozaiwomenjiapaixinglaoer，zhengtianbuxuewushu，zhizhidaochichihehe，mofatianfubugao，yemeiyoujingshangtounao，suoyiwodebamaduiwoyebijiaoshiwang。”
“xianzaiganghaowomanzulejinrukenderuixueyuandezuidiyaoqiu，wolaobajiupobujidaidebawosonglejinlai。”
“linxingqian，wobashuotaduiwoyemeibiedeyaoqiu，tayebushewangwonenggouchengweigaojimofashi，danshitajiwoxialegerenwu，bianshijinkenengdizhaolanyixietianfujijiadexuesheng。”
“ruguozuobudao，kongpawodelinghuaqianhenkuaibianhuibeiduandiao。”
shuodaozhei，fantekelianbabademoyangzheshichudonglewodexinling。
“kaopulengjiazu？nimenjiashiganmade？”
fanteyouxiechijingdekanzhewo，fangfoshizaikanwaixingrenyiban。
“kaopulengjiazua，jingyingzhewangguoneizuidadeshanghuixihuashanghuia！”
xihuashanghui！zheigewozhidao，xihuashanghuidedianpubianbuwaluolanwangguodemeiyigejiaoluo，shiwangguoneimingfuqishishilizuiqiangda、zijinzuichongzudeshanghui。
tingdaozheiwoyanjingyiliang，suihouduizhexiaopangziweiweixiaodao。
“xiaopangdidi，ebu，fantexiongdi，nifangxinba，nidelinghuaqianyihoujiuyouwolaishouhu！”
haha，wodeneiyixiangzidemojingzhongyuzhaodaojihuikeyibianxianle。