diejia：ruguoyefanmeiyouzouzhetianzhongluxian，huifashengshenmeni？haihuichengjiudadima？genzhezhujiaohuichanshengzenmeyangdejuqinghejiyuan。
正文开始！
第一章，泰山惊变
“bushigemener，woshuonimenzhiyuma？kangerichueryi，qiangshenmecweia？neibianfengjingduhao，haimeirengenniqiang。”
taishanyuhuangding，tiansejiangmingweimingzhiji，mimimamajimanledengdairichudeyouke。renchaoyongdongzhong，yigechuanzhelianghuangsechongfengyi、shenxinglvexiandanbodanjingshenshizudenianqingrenzhengdiaozhegencao，lanyangyangdikaozaiyikuaixiangduiqingjingdedashitoupang，duizhebuyuanchuweileqiangzhanzuijiaguanshangdianertuituisangsangderenqunjinxingzherichangtucao。
tajiaojifeng，26sui，xingbienan，aihaonv…keke，aihaomoyuhejiangduanzi。benshipingpingwuqideshechuyimei，haoburongyiqinglenianjia，tingxinlewangshang“taishanrichu，cishengbikan”dejitang，jieguolingchensandianjiubeidongchenggou，haichadianzaiyongjiderenqunzhongtiyan“roujiamo”dezhongjiaoyi。
“ai，shenghuobuyi，xiaofengtanqi。yaoshinengxiangxiaoshuozhujiaoneiyang，kaijuzidaijinshouzhi，shendangshashenfodangshafo，meinvhuanraoxiaodichengqun，neigaiduoshuang？”jifenghalekoubaiqi，cuolecuodongdefajiangdeshou，yanshenlidaizheyisibushuyuzheigenianjidebeilanhe……jianxixi。
jiuzaitahusiluanxiangzhiji，renqunzhonghuranbaofachuyizhenjinghu。
“kuaikan！neishishenme？！”
“feiji？buduia，nayouzhangzheiyangdefeiji？”
“wodetian！long！shilong！”
jifengshunzhejinghushengwangqu，tongkongzhouranshousuo。
zhijiandongfangtianjixian，bingfeiruyuxiangbanbeichushengdechaoyangranhong，fanershijiutiaopangrandawuchuangruleshiye！neiheranshijiutiaopangdawubideheiselongshi，linjiasenran，binglengjiangying，quesanfazheyiguhonghuangmangudekongbuweiya。tamendeshenqurutonggangtiezhangcheng，henggentianji，gongtonglazheyikoujudawubi、xiujibanbandeqingtongguguan，zhengchaozhetaishanzhidianhuanhuanerlai！
zheichangjing，guiyi、zhuangkuo、zhenhan！
“wolegequ！！”raoshijifengpingrilichakedahunmeigezhengxing，cikeyebeizheichaoxianshidejingxiangjingdezuilidecaodoudiaole，“jiulonglaguan？zheibushi……wozuotianaoyekandeneiben《zhetian》dekaijuma？laotianye，niwanzheimedadema？！”
taishanzhidianshunjianxianrulesiyibandejijing，suijibeigengdadekonghuanghejianjiaoqudai。youkemenrutongzhalewodemayi，sisanbentao，changmianhunluanbukan。
raner，jifengsuiranzhenjing，xinliquemomingyongqiyigunanyiyanyudexingfen。chuanyue？haishishijieronghe？guantani！zheikaiju，goujing！
“叮！”
jiuzaizheishi，yigeqingcuidedianzitishiyinzaitanaohaizhongxiangqi，heletayitiao。
【jiancedaosuzhuzaoyuwanguweiyouzhibianju，fuhexitongjihuotiaojian……】
【zhongji**dalianxitongbangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong！】
【gongxisuzhujifeng，chengweibenxitongweiyizhidingshiyongzhe！】
yigezhiyoutanengkandaodebantouminglanseguangmuzaiyanqianzhankai：
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**【zhongji**dalianxitong】**
**宿主：**纪枫
**年龄：**26
**jingjie：**fanren（zhanwuzha）
**tizhi：**fanti（putongdaobunengzaiputong）
**liliang：**5（mianqiangnengningkaikeleping）
**minjie：**5（zhuigongjiaokenengyoudianfeijing）
**jingshen：**6（aoyekanxiaoshuolianchulaide！）
****点：**0
**打脸值：**0
**已装备：**无
**xitongcangku：**xinshoudalibaox1
**xitongtishi：****shirenjinbu，dalianshirenqiangda！qingsuzhuzaihouxuderenshenglvtuzhong，jijizhuazhuyiqiejihuijinxing**hedalian，meicichenggongjianggenjuxiaoguohuodexiangyingde**dianhedalianzhi。**diankezaixitongshangchengduihuangongfa、xuemai、danyao、shenbingdeng；dalianzhikeyongyutishengshuxing、qianghuajinenghuochufateshujiangli！
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“woqu！haizhenshixitong！”jifengxintoukuangxi，chadianmeidangchangbengqilai，“haishi**dalianxitong？zheimingzi……jiandancubao，woxihuan！jianzhishiweiwoliangshendingzuode！”
taqiangyaxianeixindejidong，muguangfeikuaisaoguoshuxingmianban：“liliang5，minjie5……zhanwuzha？xitongnipingjianengweiwandianma？jingshen6daoshiyiliaozhiwai，kanlaipingshiwangshangduixianmeibailian。”
“xinshoudalibao？dakaidakai！”jifengxinzhongmonian。
【ding！xinshoudalibaoyikaiqi！】
【恭喜宿主获得：】
【1.《jichuliantishu》x1（rumenjigongfa，lveweigaishantizhi，qiangshenjianti）】
【2.xisuidanx1（yicixingxiaohaopin，qingchutineizazhi，tishengxiulianzizhi）】
【3.“wenrulaogou”qichang（beidong）x1（chujixiaoguo：shenchuweijingshi，nengshaoweiyizhizishenkonghuang，baochixiangduizhending，duitarenchansheng‘zheigemenyoudiandongxi’deweiruocuojue）】
【4.xianjin10000yuan（yizidongcunrusuzhuguanlianyinxingka）】
“jichuliantishu？xisuidan？bucuobucuo，suirantingqilaihenlow，danhaodaishixiulianrumenle。‘wenrulaogou’qichang？zheimingzi……xitongnihendongma！beidongxiaoguohaoping！zhiyuzheiyiwankuaiqian……e，zaizheigeshenhuajianglindejieguyan，haoxiangyoudianweimiaoa。”jifengmolemoxiaba，yanshenshanshuo。
jiuzaizheishi，“honglong”yishengjuxiang，dadijuliezhenzhan！neijiulonglaguanjingranzhijiezhuangxiangleyuhuangding！shanshibenglie，yanchensiqi，yigejudadeliegupingkongchuxian，jiangbushaojinghuangshicuodeyouketunshilejinqu。
qingtongguguanzuizhong“kuangdang”yisheng，zhuiluozaileneilieguzhizhong，zachuyigeshenkeng。
hunluanzhong，yourenjianjiao，yourenkuhan，haiyoujigekanqilaixiangshitongxuehuozhepengyouderenzaihuxiangchanfu、huhan。jifengyanjian，sihukandaolejigehe《zhetian》yuanzhulimiaoshuxiangsideshenying，biruneigeshencaizhuangshuo、zazahuhudegemen（pangbo？），haiyougeqizhixiangduichenwen、yanshenjianyidenianqingren（yefan？）。
“kuai！neibianhaoxiangyoulu！”
“guancaili！duojinguancailiqu！”hunluanzhongyourenhandao。
qiushengdebennengqushizhexingcunzhemen，baokuojifengheneixieyisiyuanzhurenwu，douxiayishidichaozhezhuiluodeqingtongguguanbenqu。liegubianyuanbuduantanta，xingshiweijiwanfen。
jifengshenxiyikouqi，kanleyiyanzijideshuxingmianban。liliang5，minjie5，paoqilaiqueshifeijing。
“xitong，jichuliantishuhexisuidan，xianzainengyongma？”
【ding！keyilijishiyong。《jichuliantishu》weibeidongyunzhuan，yizidongxuexi。xisuidanweineifudanyao，jianyixunzhaoanquanhuanjingfuyongyidazuijiaxiaoguo，danjinjiqingkuangxiayekezhijietunfu，xiaoguohuidazhekou。】
“neijiuxianxueleliantishu！xisuidandenghuierzaishuo！”jifengniantouyidong。
yiguweiruodanqingxidereliushunjiancongdantianshengqi，huanhuanliutangzhisizhibaihai。suiranbumingxian，dantaganjueshentisihuzhendeqingkuaileneimeyisi，liliangyeningjuleyixie。
tongshi，“wenrulaogou”qichangshengxiao，tayuanbenyinzheimoribanjingxiangerjiasudexintiao，juranzhendepingfulebushao。lianshangsuiranyedaizhejingse，danyanshenshenchuqueduoleyifenyiyangdepingjing。
“hei，haizhenyoudianyong！”jifengzuijiaogouqiyimobuyichajuedehudu。
jiuzaitagenzherenqun，liangundaipadichongxiangneijudadeqingtongguguanshi，shenbianyigechuanzhemingpai、gangcaihaizaibaoyuanxinhaobuhaowufafapengyouquandefuerdaiqingnian，yinweijiaoxialiangqiang，chadianshuaidao。tajingkongdidajiao：“sheitamatuiwo？！xiangsibielazhewo！”
pangbianyigenvshenghedehuarongshise，lianmangdaoqian：“duibuqi，duibuqi，wobushiguyide……”
fuerdaiqingnianquebuyiburao：“gunkai！qionggui！liwoyuandian！”
【ding！jiancedao**dalianjihui！】
【renwuchufa（kexuan）：zaiweinanguantouzhanxianfengduyushili，fuqiruozhe，bingchaofenghuoyazhixiaozhangdefuerdai。】
【renwujiangli：genjuwanchengdujiangli**dian/dalianzhi。】
jifengyanjingyiliang，jihuilaile！
tayigeceshen，wenzhushenxing，shunshoulaleneinvshengyiba，jiangtafuwen。dongzuosuanbushangduoxiaosa，danzaizhouweiyipianjifeigoutiaozhong，quexiandegewaizhending。
“woshuogemener，”jifengkanxiangneigefuerdai，yuqidaizheguanyoudepiqiheyisichaonong，“zheidoushenmeshihoule，haiwanjiejiqishini？yihuierjiutiaolongdageyaoshihuilaijiacan，kebuguannichuandeshiamanihaishipinxixi。paokuaidianba，burannineishenxingtou，kenengjiushiniliujishijiedezuihouyijianyishupinle。”
tazheihuashengyinbuda，danzaihunluanzhongquegewaiqingxi，youqishipeihetaneifu“wenrulaogou”dedandingmoyang，rangzhouweijigezhuyidaozheibianqingkuangderendoulengleyixia。
neifuerdaibeitaduideyileng，kanzhejifengneizhangdaizhexixuexiaorongdelian，youkankanzhouweihunluandechangjingheneikousanfazhebuxiangqixideguguan，yishijianjingranmeiganhuizui，zhishiselineirendihengleyisheng，niutoujiupao。
【ding！chenggongwancheng“furuoyiqiang”xingwei，chubuzhanxian**，qingweidalianfuerdai！】
【huode**dian+50！】
【huodedalianzhi+30！】
【dangqian**dian：50】
【dangqiandalianzhi：30】
“naisi！”jifengxinzhonganshuang，“zheiganjue，daowei！”
beitafuqilaidenvshengganjidikanletayiyan：“xiexieni。”
“xiaoshiyizhuang，kuaizouba，meinv。”jifengliezuiyixiao，luchuyikoubaiya。
zhongrenzhongyudiediezhuangzhuangdichongdaoleqingtongguguanpangbian，faxianguangaibuzhiheshiliekaileyidaofengxi。qiushengdeyuwangyadaoleyiqiekongju，renmenzhengxiankonghoudizuanlejinqu。
jifengyegenzherenqunjijinlezheikoujudaderutongyigexiaoguangchangdeguguanzhizhong。
“哐当！”
dangzuihouyigerenjinruhou，judadeguangaimengranhelong，fachuyishengzheneryulongdejuxiang。
guanneishunjianxianruleshenshoubujianwuzhideheian，yijisiyibandejijing。zhinengtingdaobicicuzhongdechuanxishengheyayidechuoqisheng。
“de，zhencheng《zhetian》kaijule。”jifengzaiheianzhongpiepiezui，xinqingfanerchedifangsongxialai，“youxitongzaishou，zheibobukui！”
tagangxiangchangshizhebaxisuidanjikele，turan，yigejiqibuhexie，daizhenongnongaomanhexianqideshengyin，zaitajiaobianxiangleqilai。
“dai！nalilaidefanrenlouyi，jinggancaidaobenshenzundeweiba？！”
jifengyijing，ditou……ng，suirankanbujian，dantanengganjuedao，zijijiaoxiahaoxiangcaidaoleshenmemaorongrong、rehuhudedongxi。
“**？zheilimianhaiyouhuowu？”jifengheleyitiao，ganjintaijiao，“gemener，buhaoyisia，taiheilemeikanjian。nishisheia？yeshidiaoxialaideyouke？”
heianzhong，neimaorongrongdedongxidongledong，sihuzhanleqilai，yongyizhonggengjiagaogaozaishangdeyuqishuodao：“fanren，zhuyinideyanci！benshenzunnaishi……”
tahuameishuowan，qingtongguguanmengdiyizhen，kaishijuliehuangdong，fangfozhengzaibeishenmeliliangqianyinzheshengkong。
guanneizhongrenzaicifachuyipianjinghu。
“biechaochao！”neimaorongrongdeshengyinturanbaozaodihanleyiju，daizheyiguqiyideweiya，shunjianrangzhouweidejinghushengdoudilexiaqu，“ququkongjianchuansong，dajingxiaoguai！yingxiangbenzun……ng，sikao！”
jifengjiezheguguanhuangdongshicongfengxitoujinlaideweiguang，zhongyukanqinglehetashuohuadezheiwei。
那是一条……狗？
yitiaotixingpoweijianzhuangdedahuanggou，maoseyouguangshuihua，yanshenjiqirenxinghua，cikezhengangzhetou，renlierqi，liangzhiqianzhuabeizaishenhou，nulizuochupinitianxiadezitai，danpeishangtaneigoutou，zenmekanzenmehuaji。
“pu……”jifengchadianmeirenzhuxiaochusheng，“nishi……gou？”
dahuanggoutingdao“gou”zheigezi，dunshizhamao：“**！nicaishigou，niquanjiadoushigou！benshenzunnaishi……”tasihuyouxiangqiangdiaozijideshenfen，danyoudunzhule，zuihoubunaifandibailebaizhuazi（gouzhua），“suanle，shuolenizheidengfanfusuziyebudong！jizhu，yihouchenghuwuweishenzundaren，！”
jifenglele，zheitiaogou，youdiandongxia！henxiaozhang，henchoupi，haiyoudian……jianxixide。
tayanzhuziyizhuan，coujinledian，yadishengyindao：“xingxingxing，shenzunshiba？neiqingwenshenzundaren，nizhidaozheishiyaoqunaerma？”
dahuanggousihuhenxiangshoujifeng（suiranshiguyide）de“dizitai”，goutouyangdegenggaole，yongbikongkanren（gou？），manyouyoudidao：“zheipoguancaima，ziranshihengduxingkong，quwanglingyipianshengminggudi。kannimenzheiqunfanren，yinggaishiyaoquneigejiao……beidoudedifangba？”
“beidouxingyu？！”jifengxinzhongyizhen，guoranshi《zhetian》juqing！tamianshangbudongshengse，jixujianxixiditaohua：“yo，shenzundarenjianshiguangboa！neinizenmehuizaizheiguancaili？nanbuchengyeshilaitaishanlvyou，buxiaoxindiaoxialaide？”
dahuanggouwenyan，goulianshunjianyihei，xiangshibeichuodaoletongchu，ehenhendidenglejifengyiyan：“fanren！bugaiwendebiewen！benshenzunzhishi……zhishizaicixiaoqipianke，sheizhidaobeinimenzheiqunlouyidaraoleqingmeng！”
tazuiyingdeyangzi，peiheneiguzuogaoshendebiaoqing，jianzhirangjifengxiangxiao。
“delei，ninjixu‘xiaoqi’。”jifengrenzhexiaoyi，wangpangbiannuolenuo，“duile，wokannimaosetinghuangde，yihouwojiujiaoni……dahuangba？nikanzenmeyang？”
“dahuang？！”dahuanggoushunjianbaotiaorulei，goumaodoukuaishuqilaile，“wuzhifanren！benshenzundemingziqishininengsuibianqude？！benshenzunxingbugengmingzuobugaixing……”
“haodedahuang，zhidaoledahuang。”jifengcongshanruliudidaduanta。
“ni！！！”dahuanggouqideyuandizhuanquan，gouzuilifachuwuwudeweixiesheng，dankanzhejifengneifu“wojiuzheimejiaoleninengnaiwohe”debiaoqing，jiashangxianzaiqueshishizaibierende“dipan”（guancaili），tazuizhonghaishirenzhulepushangquyaorendechongdong，zhishizhongzhongdihengleyisheng：“fanren，nijibenshenzundengzhe！”
【ding！jiancedaoteshulingshou“wuliangdahuanggou”（qianliweizhi，yisishangguyizhong），qixinggeyusuzhugaoduqihe（yiyanghenjian）。】
【chufayinzangjibanrenwu：“fenggouzuhe，suoxiangpimi”！】
【renwuyaoqiu：yudahuanggoujianlichubude“sunyou”guanxi，zaijiexialaidelvtuzhonghuxiangkeng……keke，huxiangfuchi。】
【renwujiangli：kaiqi“huoban”gongnengmokuai，shiguanxitishengdu，jiesuozuhejihuogongxiangbuff。】
“fenggouzuhe？（fenggouzuhe？）”jifengkanzhexitongtishi，zuijiaofengkuangshangyang，“xitong，nizhende，wokusi……zheidounenganpaishang？”
tazaikanxiangneizhihaizaishengmenqi，yong**duizhetadedahuanggou，yanshenbiandeyiweishenzhangqilai。
zheigou……youqiantu！zhideshenjiao（huxiangpohai）！
ercike，qingtongguguanyijingchedilikailediqiu，zhengyiyizhongwufalijiedefangshi，zaibinglengsijideyuzhouxingkongzhongchuansuo。touguoguancaifengxi，keyikandaowaimianxuanlanerweixiandexinghe。
jifengshenxiyikouqi，ganshouzhetineiweiruodereliu，kanzheyanqianzhiyouzijinengkandaodexitongmianban，haiyoushenbianzheizhiaojiaoyouxiaozhangdedahuanggou。
xindeshijie，xindeqidian。
yougua，you（yitiaogou）duiyou。
北斗星域是吧？
guzhidadi，huanggushijia，jinquzhizun……
haiyouxitongfuyude**dalianweidashiming！
jifengliekaizui，luchuleyigechongmanqidaihe……yueyueyushidexiaorong。
“zheibochuanyue，zhile！jiushibuzhidao，zheigeshijie，jingbujingdeqiwo‘fenggouzuhe’dezhetengni？”
tademuguangzhuanxiangxitongcangkulideneimeixisuidan，yijiganggangdaozhangde**dianhedalianzhi。
shishihou，kaishizijidechuanqi（gaoshi）zhilule！