穿越之我在古代烤翻天第3章

xiaopangdunneishuangwuliuliudedayanjing,cikesihubeidingshenle,sisidizhanzailinxiaoshouzhongdesanchuanyouni、fangxiangderouchuanshang。gouhuodechengseguangtiaozaitayuanyuandelianjiashang,zuijiaoshanshanfaguangdetuoyegengyinrenzhumu。linxiaoganzaodejinggao“bunengsuibianchi”,jiuxiangyikuaishitoujinruleshentan,shenzhimeiyoujiqilianyi,wanquanbei**dexiangqiyanmeile。

“hao…haoxiang……”xiaopangdundehoulonggunleqilai,fachuyishengmenghuanbandegunongsheng。tasihubeikanbujiandesixianqianzhe,wanquanhulvelelinxiaojingtidezishihegouhuodeweixian。tadeduantuizoudegengkuai,yaoyaohuanghuangditiaoleguolai。tapanghuhudexiaoshouzhijiezhuazhulezuijiejintadeyichuansalelajiaomiande,shisalezuiduode“duyao”!

“hei!biepeng!tang!”linxiaotoupimamu,xiangsuoshouyijinglaibujile。xiaopangdundedongzuochuhuyiliao,yibajiuzhuazhuleguntangdezhuqianmoduan!

“siya!”xiaopangdunbeitangdechuanbuguoqilai,panghuhudexiaoshouturansuoleqilai,danlingrenjingyadeshi,tameiyoufangshou!xiangfan,jiuxiangyizhibaohushiwudeyeshou,tabarouchuanjinjindiwozaishouli,luchuxiaobaiya,huxizhebeitangshangdeshouzhang,dantadeyanjingyikeyemeiyoulikaijiaohuangsehemeiweiderou。zheizhongjingrendenailiheduishiwudezhizheshilinxiaomudengkoudai。

“bie,xiaoxintang!chui!chui,zaichi!”linxiaoxunsutixingta,tadexintidaoletadehoulongheyanjing。jieshuhou,ruguoxionghaizixianglaoqigaiyiyanggunlaigunqu,kuzhejiaobabamama,kongpatapomiaojiaoluodejudianhuimashangbaoluchulai,houguobukanshexiang!

xiaopangdunzainalinengtingdao?taxuehuilelinxiaogangcaishaokaoshizhuanzhuqiandeyangzi,benzhuodizhuandongrouchuan,guqilianjia,chuilejikouzuipang、kaodezuitouming、ziransadezuihouderou。ranhou,zaigouhuotiaoyuedeguangxianxia,zaipomiaotuifeideyinyingxia,zaiwushuigousanfachuderuoyouruowude“beijingxiang”zhong,tazhangkaizui,wuwuyikou,jianshidiyaoleyikou!

shijiansihuningguleyihuier。xiaopanghuhudexiaolianshouxianmanyidishenzhankailai,yanjingkuailedimichengyitiaofeng——youdejiaoxiang,congjiangdexiangwei,roudeyuanshimanzushunjianchongmanletadexiaoweileishijie。raner,zheizhongxingfuzhichixulebudaobanmiao!

“ng?!”xiaopangdundeyanjingturanbianyuanle,jiuxiangliangkeshoujingdeheiputao!zheishiyizhongjiduanderanshaogan,congweijingliguo,jiuxianghuoyanzaizuilibaozhayiyang!zheishineizhong“duyao”ziranfen!badao、aoman、yiguoqingdiaodexinla,jiuxiangwushudexiaoshaohonggangzhen,wuqingdicichuanletanianqingdeweilei,likedianranletadezhenggezui!yanzheshidaoyiluranshao!

xingfudewuyanshunjianbianchengletongkudewuwu。xiaopangdundelianyirouyankejiandesuducongjiankangdehongrunshangshengdaochengshudexiahongse,etouhebijianlikechuhan。tadexiaoshentixiangdianjiyiyangzhandou,wozhezhuqiandeshousongkaile,rouchuandiaozaidishanggunlejici,zhanmanlenitu。tashuangshouwuzhuzui,houlonglifachuyishengxianglafengxiangyiyang、yayibuzhu、jidutongkude“hehe”sheng。yanleixiangjuedidehongshui,yonglechulai!dadadeleishuihunhezhehanshui,gunguotahonghongdelianjia,zazaijiaoxiadenidishang。

“wa!!!”zuihou,jiduandetongkuhekongjudapolehoulongdefengsuo,bianchengleyishengjingtiandongdi、lingrenxinsuidehaojiao!zheizhongkushengchuantoulihenqiang,shunjiansilielexiawupinminkuchenmenyonglandekongqi,zaipojiudejiedaoshanghuixiang,pengzhuang,huanqizhenzhenhuisheng!

“la!lasile!wuwuwu..guaiwu!guaiwulasilewo!niang!diejiuming!”xiaopangdunkudejingtiandongdi,xiangyizhishoujingdezhuzi,turanzhuanguoshenlai,zhangkaiduantui,chaozhelaidefangxiang,diediezhuangzhuangdipaoqu!neiqilidekushengjiuxiangyigejingbao,henkuaijiulikaile,zhiliuxiayipianlangjiehedairumujidesenlin。

【ding!jiancedaomubiaoduixiang‘xiaopangdun’julieqingxubodong:jidukonghuang!jidutongku!renzhidabai!qingganjiazhi35!dangqianqingxuzhi:81!zizi..suzhu,nide‘huoguanggao’xiaoguobeitishengle300%。]

xitongdedianzishengdaiyouyisixixuededianliusheng,zailinxiaonaohaizhongzhunquexiangqi。

huoguanggao?!linxiaokanzhexiaopangdunxiaoshizaixiangzilidebeiying,tingzhejieshanghuidangzhekuqide“guaiwuduhai”baoyuan。tazhijuedeyiguhanyicongjiaodizhichongtiankong!wanlewanle!xianzaitawanquancishanglehuangfengchao!haizikanqilaixiangfujindehaizi。takuzhepaohuiqu。fumubudeyongcaidaohechutoushasitamenma?!

kongjushunjianyadaolegangganghuode“juda”qingganjiazhidexiyue。nizaiyebunengdaizaizheilile!tajimangxiangjianqicongdishangdiaoxialaiderouchuan,zheishitaweiyide“ziben”!wodeshougangpengdaozhanmannitudezhuqian——

“afu!nizainali?kushenme?sheiqifunile?!”yiweizhongnianfunvjiaojijianruidejiaosheng,bansuizhelingluandejiaobusheng,yijingcongbuyuanchudexiangzilichuanlaile!shengyinhenkuaijiuyaolaile!

linxiaohunfeiposan!jianrouchuan?jiuminghenzhongyao!taxunsuzuochujueding,naqidishanglingwailiangchuanmeishoukuderouchuan,buzaihugouhuo。dangtabatuishi,tapaodaopomiaogengshengengheigengzhaidexiangzili!houlai,nvrenfaxiandiaozaidishangzhannirouchuanshidejianjiaosheng,xiangcuimingfuyiyangjinjindizhuizhe:“tianshale!zheishishenmeguidongxi?!sheijiwodejiaafuchizheige?!gunchulaijiwo!”

linxiaojiuxiangyizhishoujingdelaoshu,zaimigongbandepinminkuxiangdaolitaowang。nvrenshenhoudejiaomasheng,qitabeizhenjingdejumindexunwensheng,yijihaizimenbuduandekuqishenghunhezaiyiqi,xingchenglezhuibudeshengyin,rangtahaipa。tazhuanlejiquan,tiaolezuizangzuizhaidexiaoluzuan,duimanlezawuhelaji。tajihubeihengshengdemuzhuangbandaolehaojici,huozhezhuangshangleganzaodepoyuwang。buzhipaoleduojiu,shenhoudexuanxiaozhongyujianjianyuanqu,beishuaile。

tabeikaozaiyidusanfazhenongzhongniaoweidetuqiangshang,xiongbujulieqifu,tanlandihuxizheangzangdanziyoudekongqi。lenghanyijingjintouletadebeibu,tashoulideliangchuanzhenguiderouchuanyebianxingle,youcademanshoudoushi。

“hu…hu…hesilaozi……”taxinyouyujidichuanzhecuqi,ditoukanzheshouzhongxingcunxialaide“zuikuihuoshou”。xiangqiyiranyouren,dancikequexiangtangshoushanyu。zheidongxihainengmaima?sheiganmai?yige“du”dadaolelaoqigai,yigekudeyoulayoupang,hairangjifeigoutiao...zheige“linmizhi”demingsheng,kongpahaimeikaizhangjiuhuichoubianpinminku?

【zizi..suzhu,jiancedaoniqiangliedecuobaiganheqiushengyu。qingganjiazhi10.dangqianqingxuzhi:91。xitongjianyi:genghuanjudian,youhuachanpinwaiguan(zhishaokanqilaibuxiangduyao),bingchangshixunzhaojuyougao“naishouxing”demubiaoqunti。ciwai,qingxujiazhiyiman**huan[chujiyingxiaozhinan(shengyu)]tiaojian(90dian),shifoujiaohuan?]

yingxiaozhinan?canpian?linxiaocikeshiliushenwuzhudeshihou,xitongzheigetishijianzhijiushinishuizheyanqiandedaocao。“huan!kuaihuan!”

【chenggongduihuan!90dianxiaohaoqingxu。xiangmu:【chujiyingxiaozhinan(canpian)】yifafangdaoyishikongjian。dangqianqingxuzhi:1。zizi..zhunishengyixinglong(xiwangbuyaobeidangxiejiaozhuazhu)。】

yiguxinxiliuyongruwodenaohai,bushixitongneizhongbinglengdedianzishengyin,gengxiangshiyibenpojiugushudejiyecanzhang。zijimohu,neirongbuwanzheng,danhexinsixiangjiqiqingxi:

*maodingxiaoying:diyiyinxianghenzhongyao!rangchanpinkanqilai“youjiazhi”,jishichengbendi。yaozhuyi“waiguan”he“yishigan”。

*xiquexing(mohu):xianshi.**..zhizao..jinpogan..(houbanbufenbeiwuzifugai)。

*koubeichuanbo(guanjian):xunzhao“yijianlingxiu”huo“kuangredefensi”,tamendechongbaishengguoqianyanwanyu。

*(canque)..fengxiantishi:taidutele...kenenghuiyinqi...konghuang...xuyaoyindao...(bijixiaoshi)。

waiguan?yishigan?koubei?linxiaojujiaozhezheixieguanjianci,yanjingluozaishoulineiliangchuancandanderouchuanshang。zhuqianshiyongjianqilaidepozhuganqiede,waiwainiuniude,yiduanfencha;roudaxiaobuyi,bianyuanjiao;zhanzhedecongjiangxianglannidianzi...zheidongxigengbuyongshuowaiguanle,rangrenxiangqi“duyao”!

bixugaijin!shouxianshizhuqian!taxiangqilewangshenjitakandeneiduijiaoluolifeiqidexizhugan。neidongxibijiaoguize,mianfei!talikekaishile。pingjiejiyi,taxiaoxinyiyidiraoguozhiqiande“fanzui”qu,xiangxiaotouyiyangliuhuilewangayitanweifujindehoujie。xingyundeshi,zhangtufuyijingguanmenle,wangayizhengditoushoushishengxiadejidaoyecai。jiaoluolidexizhuganhaizai!

linxiaodexinpengpengzhitiao。dangwangshenbuzhuyideshihou,xunsunaqiyixiaokunzhugan,zaiciliuhuiletataomingshifaxiandeyigegengyinbidejudian——yigefeiqiransechejianhouqiangdegenbu,yigejiaoluobeijigejudadeposegangbaoweizhe。zheilideqiweigengnanwen(canliudedianlanranliaoyumeiweihunhe),danweizhihenhao。zhiyouyigexiazhaiderukou,henrongyifangyuhegongji。。。e,henrongyifangyuhepaobu。

talijitourugongzuo。zheiyici,tagengjiaxiaoxin,yongshuiguodaobazhuganqiechengxiangduidengzhang、houdujunyundezhuqian,yitoujian。suiranhaishijianloude,danbiyiqiande“cancipin”guizeduole。ranhou,tabashengxiaderouqiedegengzixi,jinliangdaxiaojunyun,zaiyongkuyanhecongjiangazhi。ranhou,xiaoxinyiyidichuanshangxindezhuqian。zheiyici,suiransanchuanrouchuanyirandaizhedicengzhengzhadehansuan,danzhishaoyouyidian“chuan”deyangzi,roukuaipailiexiangduizhengqi,zhuqianbizhi。

kanzhezheisanchuan“shengjiban”rouchuan,linxiaoyoudianzixin。jiexialaishi“yishigan”he“maixiang”。tahuangusizhou,muguangluozaiporangangbianyuanyikuaixiangduipingtandeshibanshang。youle!tabashibanbandaogouhuopangzuowei“zhanshitai”。shaokaodeshihou,tahaikeyimofangshaokaoshifuzaijiyizhongxiaosa(**)dezishi,qingqingyaodongshouwan,rangrouchuanzaihuoyanshanghuachujunyundehuxian,shibushijiazhuangsashangyidian“duyao”ziranfen——zheiyici,tasadejiqikezhi,zhiganzaikuaikaodeshihouxiangzhengxingdidouyidian。

qimiaodeshiqingfashengle!dangshuxi、zhuanheng、dutedexiangqizaicishengqishi,youyurouchuligengzixi,wendugenghao(youyuxitongtishiheyidianlianxi),jiaoweidadajiangdi,youdejiaoweiheroudexiangweigengchunjing。ziranfendianzhuideqiadaohaochu,jiuxianghualongdianjing,baxiangqitishengdaoyigexindecengci——buzaizhishiqianglie,ershiyoucengcigan,daizheyisishenmideyiguoqingdiao,ruguomeiyou,gourentansuo!

zheiyici,xiangweipiaochulai,buzaishiyinqihunluandejingbao,ershixiangyizhishenqideshou,jingjingdi、zhizhedibodongzhefujinmeiyigejiehuohaoqidelinghun。

diyigebeigouzhudeshiyigenianqingdexuezhe,tachuanzheyijianzhuangmanbudingdechenshan,lianshangyoushucai。tayexiajiazhejijuanpojiudexianzhuangshu,dixiatou,congcongzouguoranfangdewaiqiang,turanbeizheizhongqiguaidexiangweizhuazhule。tahuaiyiditaiqitou,choudongzhebizi,genzhexiangwei,xiangmengyouyiyangyibuyibudizoudaoporangangderukouchu,tanzhetouwanglikan。

linxiaodexinshunjiantidaoletadehoulong!shusheng!zheishi“yijianlingxiu”!taqiangxinglengjingxialai,nulibaochi“shaokaodashi”dejiazhuangzishi,shouwanqingqingxuanzhuan,rangrouchuanzaihuosheshangtiaoyue,jinsedeyoudizaitanhuoshang,fachuyourende“ziyang”sheng,xiangqipuxiangxiangzi。

xuezheliuming(houlaicaizhidaotademingzi)kanzhegouhuopangdeduanfaguairen,kanzhetashouzhongdesanchuanshaojiaodehuangyou,fachuqiansuoweiyoudexiangwei,ranhoukanzhepangbiandeshibanzuoweizhanshitai。。。zheizhongqiguaidezuhechongmanlebufucongdeganjue,danxiangweishirucizhenshihezhuanheng,yizhiyutayouhuoletaduzilidejiedekunchong。tayouyuzhe,paihuaizaixiangzili,yanshenzailinxiaoherouchuanzhijianyoudang,chongmanlewenrendui“qijiyinqiao”bennengdejingtiheduimeishizuiyuanshidekewang。

linxiaozhidao,chengbaijiuzaizheili!tashenxileyikouqi,mofanglejiyizhongcaishichangxiaofandejiaohan,yongjinkenengqingxi、shenmideyuqiduizhexiangkoudeshushenghandao:“zuchuanmizhi!qixiangrouchuan!sanwenyichuan!xianchanghoumai!buhaochi,buyaoqian!”

“zuchuanmizhi?qixiangrouchuan?”liumingbeizheigexinqidemaijiasuoxiyin,youqishi“buhaochi,buyaoqian”zheijuhua,rangtajinzhangdeshenjingshaoweifangsongleyixia。tanieleniezangzaixiudailidewumeitongbi,zheishitachaoleyitianshuhuanlaidefanqian。fubudejiehewuchubuzaidexiangqizuizhongkefulejingtihejinchi。tazoujinzheigechongmanyiweidepojiaoluo。

“laoban..zheige..zheigedongxizhendehenhaochima?”liumingzoudaogouhuopang,baochizheyibudejuli,yanjinghaizaikan,danhoujiewufakongzhidigundong。

rujiabaohuan!“linxiaopailepaizijidexiongtang(shishishang,tafeichangneijiu),naqiyichuankaodezuihaodekaorouchuan,renshouzhetangshang,xiaoxinyiyidichuilechui,ranhou——zuochuleyigefeichangdadandejueding!tasixiayixiaokuaishaojiaoderouding,zhizhanleyidianziran,dijiliuming:“changchang,jiangshihua!xianshishizheigexiaokou!ganjuehaochi,zaimai!ganjuebuhao,fenwenbuna,zhuanshenjiuzou!”zheishitagenjuyingxiaozhinanzhongde“koubei”he“jiangdifengxian”sikaodecelve,zhijiyidian,shizuibu“du”debufen。

liumingkanzhezhijiagaidaxiao、jiaohuangyouliangderoudingdidaotamianqian,nongnongdexiangqizhichongbiqiang。tayouyuleyixia。bijing,tadidangbuzhuyouhuo。tashenchulianggenshouzhi,xiaoxinyiyidijianqirouding,fangjinzuili。tashenzhimeiyoujujiaotaiduo,zhishiyongshejianqingqingdichuoyin

hong!yizhongqiansuoweiyoude、fuzaerqiangliedeweijuetiyanshunjianzaikouzhongbaofa!sucuidepixiashirenenderouzhi,congjiangdexinxiangqiadaohaochudequchulezuihouyisirouxingwei,yandexianwei(suiranku)tilianglesuoyoudexinxiandu!zuimeimiaodeshi,ruguomeiyoushenmeqiguaideyiguoxiangqi(lajiao),jiuxiangdianjingzhibi,shenghualezheijianloudeshaokao!zheizhongweidaobitachiguoderenhecanguanroudouhaodeduo!dandandeweileijiuxiangjiuhanfengganlin,tanlandixishouzhezheizhongjizhidemeiwei!

liumingdeyanjingturanliangleqilai!talianshangsuoyoudecaidoubeizheizhongturuqilaidemanzuganchongdanleyidian!tashenzhiwangjilexuezhedejinchi,tuokouerchu:“taibangle!taibangle!zheizhongweidaozhiyinggaicunzaiyutiankongzhong!laoban,zheige。。。womailezheichuan!”tapobujidaidinachusanmeitongbi,saijinlinxiaodeshouli,ranhoudingzherouchuankan。

linxiaoxinzhongkuangxi!chenggongle!taqiangyajidong,bazhengchuanrouchuandijiliuming:“chenghuisanwen!ninahao!”

liumingjieguorouchuan,zaiyegubudele。liumingjieguorouchuan,zaiyegubudexingxiang,pobujidaidiyaoxiayidakuai,bizheyan,manliantaozuidijujiaoqilai,zuilihanhubuqingdizantan:“xiang!zhenxiang!waijiaolinen,yixiangpubi…wu…hao!hao!”tachidefeikuai,fangfomanyidianzheimeiweijiuhuixiaoshi。

【ding!jiancedaomubiaoduixiang‘shusheng’qianglieqingxubodong:jizhimanzu!jizhijingxi!qingxuzhi+25!dangqianqingxuzhi:26。zizi…‘yijianlingxiu’buhuochenggong!koubeichuanboqidonggailv:75%。】xitongdetishirutongtianlai。

jiuzaizheishi,youyoulianggebeixiangqixiyindelurentantoutannaodichuxianzaixiangkou。yigeshichuanzheduandadematoukuli,lingyigeshikuazhelanzi、xiangshigangmaiwancaidefuren。tamenkandaoliumingneifutaozuiwangxingdechixiang,wendaokongqizhonggengjianongyudeqixiang,haoqixinshunjianbeidianran。

“liu…liuxianggong?nin…ninchideshisha?zhenzheimexiang?”kulirenbuzhukaikouwendao,yanjingzhigougoudidingzheliumingshouliderouchuan。

liumingzhengchenjinzaimeiweizhong,wenyantaiqitou,zuijiaohaizhanzheyouguang,lianshangshihaobuyanshidemanzuhetuichong:“xiang!qiansuoweiyouzhiqixiang!sanwenyichuan,wuchaosuozhi!laoban,zaijiwolaiyichuan!”tayoutaochuliangmeitongqian(zuihoujiadang),haoqiganyundipaizailinxiaogangbanlaideshibanshang。

zheiyixia,rutongjihuoduijiaoshanglereyou!kulihefurenkanzheliumingneifu“renjianzhide”debiaoqing,wenzheneigouhundexiangqi,zaikankanshibanshangneisanmeihuangchengchengdetongqian,zuihouyidianyouyuyeyanxiaoyunsan!

“laoban!jiwoyelaiyichuan!”

“woyeyao!jiwoliuyichuan!”

xiaoxiaodejiaoluoshunjianbeidianran!linxiaoyayizhekuangtiaodexinzang,jiangzuihouliangchuanrouchuankaohao,dijikulihefuren。liangrenxuezheliumingdeyangzi,pobujidaidiyaoxia,shunjian,tongyangdezhenhanhemanzuchuxianzaitamenlianshang!suiranmeiyouliumingneimewenzhouzhoudezantan,danneilangtunhuyandejiashihemanzudetanxi,birenheyuyandougengyoushuofuli!

“haochi!zhentaniangdehaochi!”

“这味儿…绝了!”

xiaoxiaodejiaoluojilesigeren,jujiaosheng、zantansheng、xiliukoushuideshengyinciqibifu。neibadaoerdutedexiangqi,hunhezheporangangdemeiwei,xingchengyizhongqiyide、chongmanshengminglideshijingjiaoxiang。linxiaokanzheshoulixinshouhuodeliumeitongqian(liumingmaileliangchuan),tingzheshikemenyouzhongdezantan,yigujudadechengjiuganhenuanliuyongshangxintou,jihuyaojiangtayanmei!tachenggongle!tayonglajiduilijianlaideyuanliao,zaizheigemoshengdeshijie,dianranlediyicuzhenzhengshuyuzijideyanhuo!

“laoban!zheichuanerjiaoshamingtang?youzihaoma?”liumingyiyouweijinditianzhezhuqianshangdeyouhua,wendao。

mingzi?linxiaoyileng。duia,deyougezhaopai!talingjiyidong,naqiyigenxuehaodezhuqian,yongshaoheideshuzhidangtanbi,zaizhuqianguanghuadeneiyitou,waiwainiuniudiyonglikexialelianggetarenweizuinengdaibiaozijixiongxinzhuangzhidezi——

“林记”!

raner,tanbicucao,zhuqianyuangun,jiashangtajidongzhixiashoudou,“lin”zideshuangmupangkedewaixie,“ji”zideyanzipanggengshihuchengleyituanmogeda。zuizhongchengxianzaizhuqianshangde,shilianggemianqiangnengbianren、dangengxiangshiguihuafudeziji:“lincha”。

liumingcoujinyikan,zuijiaorenbuzhuchouchuleyixia:“lin…cha?”zheimingzi…zenmetouzheyiguzibuxiangdemangfuzhiqi?

linxiaoqueduizijide“mobao”feichangmanyi,deyiyangyangdijuqineigenkezhe“lincha”dezhuqian:“dui!jiujiao‘lincha’qixiangrouchuan!yihourenzhunzheigepaizi!”

“liuxiansheng,birenyouyishixiangxun。shuriqian,wubushenzhuiruhezhong,qishenzhihou,jiyibianxiaoluanbukan。zhiyuruhezhici,yishimangranwucuo。ganwenrujinnaishihenian,shuhewangchao?”

liumingxianshimianlujingyizhise,suihousishiyousuolingwu,huanshengdao:“dayong267nian,cidinaishangjingzhipan,xiangdongxingyiri,biankedishangjing。”

tahuayinweiluo,xiangkouturanchuanlaiyizhenculudexuanhuahechenzhongdejiaobusheng!yigecugaxionghendeshengyinrutongpoluobanzhaxiang:

“haonigebuzhisihuodeyexiaozi!ganzailaozidedipanshangzhitan?haitaniangdejiaoshenme‘lincha’?wokannishihuoniwaile!”