第3章 左云龙白蟒上热门

suizheduanzandezhenjingzhihou,gongyoumendunshizhakaiguole。

这白蟒可不一般啊。

zaiminjianchuanshuozhong,zheibaimangkeshidaxianjibiedecunzai。

jiuzheimebeirentaolelaochao,zheishierbaimangyenengren?!

ertingjiangongrendebaogaozhihou,wanglaobanyeshimeiyougushangzaimaligongtou。

dangwanglaobangandaozheilideshihou,jiandaobaimangyeshishale。

老板:???

“这尼玛?”

“zenmekeneng?zenmehuiwachulaibaimang?”

erbaimangsihubumanyizheimeduorendaraodaozijixiuxiyiban。

henkuai,baimangjiuxiaoshizaizhongrendeshixianzhong。

“bushiba?wotingshuozanmenshizuizhumingdeneigeguicheng。”

“jiushizaishigongdeshihouwachulaiyitiaobaimang。”

“ranhouzhenggegongdiderengongrendoumomingqimiaodeyaobujiufengle,yaobujiushizongle,haiyouliqisiwangde。”

“laobanzuihouyetiaoloule。”

“zhende?zheimeliqi?kaiwanxiaodeba?”

“bububu,zheigegushiwoyetingshuoguo!”

“tingshuoshibaimanghuanhuachengrenxingchulaibaofulaile。”

“jiushiyinweishigongdeshihoudongletadelaochao。”

“buhuiba,wodanzixiao,biezheimehehuwo!”

众人议论纷纷。

erzheiminggongrenshuozhezheigeshiqing,qitahenduogongrenyeyoutingguozheigechuanwen。

工人们都愣在原地。

bushiba,bujiugangehuome?buzhiyubamingyedajinquba。

zheitiaobaimangzenmechuxianzaizijidegongdile?

zheishiqingyoudianerxiexinga!

yishijian,zhenggegongdidegongrenrenxinhuanghuang,renrenziwei。

这儿活,不好干啊!

buguo,yijingjiandaobaimangle,hainengzenmeban?!

erwanglaobanzaitingshuozheigexiaoxizhihou,zhenggerenyebuhaole。

zheibaimangyoudianerxiexinga。

wanglaobanmudengkoudaidikanzhebaimangxiaoshidedifang。

suiran,wanglaobanzhidaozhiqianneigelaobantiaoloudezhuyaoyuanyinshizijinlianduanlie。

danshi,zheigeshiqingqueshirangwanglaobanxinliyouxiebieniu。

ercike,zaiwanglaobanshenbiandenvzhuliyeshiyouxiehuangzhang。

“老板……”

wanglaobanguzuodandingdipieleyiyanbaimangxiaoshidedifang。

“meishier,xiaoyisi,bujiushiyitiaobaimangme。”

erlaodahelaoerzaijiandaozheiyimudeshihouyeshimengde。

“zuoyunlongbuhuizheimedianercunba?jingranwachulaibaimangle?!”

“zheishieryoudianerherena,buzhidaolaosanminggoubugouyinga!”

“gongdiwabaimang,zheishierlaosandechengzhua!”

……

wanglaobanjiandaosuoyourendezhuyilidoubeixiyinzaizheili,meiyourenganhuole。

“干活,干活。”

“baimangdouzoule,genzanmenmeishenmeguanxile!”

“快,继续干活!”

zhongrenwenyanfenfensankai,jixuganhuo。

zhishi,dajiadegongzuoxiaolvdoubuxiangzhiqianyiyang,meigerendouxinshizhongzhong。

“zheibaimangbuhuizhendehuilaibaofuzanmenba?”

有工人小声询问着。

“zheisheizhidao?jiushihuilaininengzenmeban?”

“bujiushiyigeshejingme?zanmenhaishoushibuletale?”

“hehe,nishibazijidangchenghuluwahaishidangchengxuxianle。”

“haixiangshoushishejing?!”

“zanjiushichuichuiniume,wocongxiaozuipashele,jiandaotakendingpaodebisheidoukuai。”

“jiupanidaoshihouxiangpaodoumeiyoujihuipao。”

erzaiyibiankanzheyanqianyiqiedenvzhulizaicidakaishipin。

kanzheganggangluxiadeshipin,nvzhulixinzhongyoudianerhuangzhang。

shipinzhong,wajuejiyichanzixiaqu,ranhoudimianjiukaishifanyong,xianranzheigeshihouyijingjingraodaoneitiaobaimangle。

suihou,baimangchuxian,zuihouxiaoshizaizhongrendeshixianzhong。

nvzhuliciketingzhegongrendehua,xinzhonggengjiatante。

“bunengzheimexiexingba?”

“buxing,fawangshangqiuzhuyixiakankanba,wangshangnengrenyishipoduo,kendingyoulejiede。”

xiangdaozheili,nvzhulihaobuyouyudijiangzheiduanshipinfazaiwangshang。

tongshi,nvzhulizaizheiduanshipinxiamianpeishangyiduanwenzi。

“qiuzhu,gongdilijingxianbaimang,youmeiyoudashinenggoupoyixia?”

yiweizhengzaibangonglouneimoyudezhiyuanyixiashuadaolezheigeshipin。

“**,hewoyitiao!”

zheimingzhiyuandejinghulijiyinlaizhouweirendehaoqi。

“发生什么了?”

xuduorenzhijieweileshanglai。

neimingzhiyuanbofangzhezheigeshipin。

“nimenkan,zheigegongdishigongjingranwachulaiyitiaobaimang。”

“**,zhende,wohaimeijianguozheimezhangdebaimangni。”

“maye,jiuzheierzhangdu,woyezhiyouzaidongwuyuanzhizhongcainengjianguoa!”

“zheiwanyijingranshizaigongdilimianfaxiande?zheishiqingyetailipuleba!”

“nikanxiamianzheihua,qiudashipoyixia?!zheidashilailegoujibaimangsaiyafengdeme?!”

“zheikezhenniu,jingrannenggouwachulaizheimedayitiaojiahuo!”

“youdianeryisia,qidaihouxua!”

“woxiangkankanyounagedashibupasiganjiezheigehuo!”

……

yucitongshi,tongyangdeyimuzaibutongdedifangbuduanshangyanzhe。

ernvzhulizaifachuzheigeshipinzhihou,yeteyibadizhijiyinzangle。

jiushipajigongsidailaimafan。

bijing,zaizijiajianzhugongdiwachulaizheimedayizhimangshe,yihoushuobudinghuiyingxiangfangzidexiaoliangde。

nvzhulihuaizhetantedixinqingzaicidianlejinqu。

yanqiandeyimuzhijierangnvzhulikandaile。

“pashenme?zhaoxuxiana!”

“youmeiyouxuxian?yaobuzhaohuluwayexing!”

“xuxian?buyinggaizhaofahaime?”

“fahaibuxing,yinweifahaibudongai!”

“**,niurena,niyaoyongaigandongzheibaimangme?”

“hehe,wojiukankan,xiaoerbuyu。”

“**,zheimezhangdebaimangjiushilipudehaome?zheideyangduoshaoniana!”

“niule!sheizhidaozheishinali,woxiangqucanguancanguan。”

“youmeiyoudongwubaohuxiehuideren,tixiannimenjiazhideshikelaile!”

“zhaolanpengyou,zheizhongshiqing,lanpengyouzuishanzhangle!”

……

pinglunquyijingyouxuduorenjinxingpinglunle,zuikehendeshi,dianzanjingranyeyijingpowan。

女助理:……

zheishiqingyoushenmehaodianzande?

wachulaishededifangbushinijialea。

erguankanderenshuyijingdadaoshiwanrenci。

momingqimiaodi,zheitiaoshipinjiuhuole。

erzuoyunlongzaiwachulaibaimangzhihou,yebeianpaizaiyipangxiuxiyihuier。

wuliaodezuoyunlongshuazheshouji,turanjianjiushuadaolezheigeyijingchongshangrebangdeshipin。

左云龙:???

zheibushiwowachulaibaimangdeneiduanshipinme?

怎么发网上了?

erqie,zenmehaiyouzheimeduorenkana?

都这么无聊的么?

zuoyunlongbaisibudeqijie,bujiushiwachulaiyitiaomangsheme?

至于这么火么?!

zuoyunlongkanzhebaimangpotuerchudedifangyouxiebuxie。

“bujiushiwachulaiyitiaobaimangeryime,youbushiwachulaiyitiaobailong,zhiyume?!”

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