嵩山。
少林寺内。
yigeheshangshenchuansengpao，zhengzailianxiluohanquan。
“doulianlewunianle，zenmezheijingjiehaishimeitigaoni？”
“zheishaolinsideneigongxinfashibushitailajile？”
“daoxianzaiyebuguozhishiyigesanpinshili，xuzhuzhiqianshiyouduochajinga？”
“yaobushimeiyoushiliqutouyijinjing，zaojiuxiulianyijinjingle。”
“唉...！”
xuzhulianwanluohanquanhou，panxierzuo，neixinmanshiwunai。
tabingfeishiyuanlaidexuzhu，ershiyigechuanyuezhe，banianqianlaidaolezheigeshijie，qianmianmeiyouzigexiulianshaolinwugong，zhinenggouzaishaolinsitiaoshuiganzahuo，xianxiazhiyugenzhelianyixiequanjiao。
zhidaowunianqianlaidaoledamoyuan，chengweiledamoyuanshouzuodetusun，chengweishaolinsidedisanshiqidaidizi，caixuehuileluohanquanheweituozhangzaidapeishangshaolinsideneigongxinfa。
yuanbenhuibaishihuilun，jieguoxianzaichengweiledamoyuanshouzuodetusun。
suiranbiyuanbendexuzhuzaolexienianxiulian，ketayijiumeiyouduoshaoshili。
xiulianlewuniandeshijian，daoxianzaihaizhishigesanpinshili，keyishuo，bushiyibandelaji。
“bale，zouyibukanyibuba！”
“yebuzhidaozheifangzhanglaodiezhidaowozheijushentishitaerzizhihou，huishishenmefanying？”
“rangtatoutoudejiwokaigexiaozao？jiwoxiulianyijinjing？”
“yijinjingyaoshinenggouxiulianchenggong，yidingbuhuibiqitadewugongcha。”
“youtanzhizheigebandiaoziyijingjingdounenggouyouhenqiangdeweili，zhishixiulianshijiantaiduan，erqiemeiyouxueguofofa。”
“yijinjingxuyaodapeifofa，cainenggoujiangqixiuliandaogenggaodejingjie。”
“keyoutanzhizheigebandiaozixiulianlejinian，douyijingnenggouchengweijuedinggaoshoudexinglie，wugongyijingbucha。”
“jiushimeitianyourenkanshou，yiwozheishili，xiangyaotoudoutoubucheng。”
“怎么办呢？”
xuzhumeitoujinsuo，jiaojinnaozhiyexiangbuchulai，zijiyinggaizenmebancaihao。
zijimeiyougaoqiangdexiuliangongfa，xianzaisuanshishayebuhui，neixinmanshiwunai。
wudaoshibajingfenwei：xiajiupin（yipin、erpin......jiupin）、shangsijing（jingangfanjing、zizaidijing、xiaoyaotianjing、shenyouxuanjing、dashenyou、shenyoutaixu）。
xiaoyaotianjingyouyouxifen：jiuxiao、fuyao、daxiaoyao、banbushenyou。
meigejingjieyoufenweichuqi、zhongqi、houqi、dianfeng（yekechengzhiweidayuanman）。
chengjiudaxiaoyaojingjie，jiunenggoubeichengzhiweixian，liru：jianxian、qiangxian、quanxian、daoxiandengdeng。
beichengweishenmexian，jiukannigerenxihuanyongshenmewuqi，huoyongzhangfa、quanfadeng。
ershaolinpaizuoweibeisongdiyidamenpai，shaolinsifangzhang，yejiushixuzhutadiejiushidaxiaoyaojingjie，shigezhangxian。
zhisuoyibeichengzhiweizhangxian，neishiyinweishaolinsifangzhangduidi，jibenzhichuyizhang，yizhangpowanfa。
jibenshangshiyongdedoushibanruozhanghedalijingangzhang，jiweiqianghan。
meiyourenzhidaotazhenzhengdeshili，bijingshaolinqishierjuejikeshiyouhenduode，zhifa、quanfa、zhangfa、gunfadengdengdoubuque。
zhengsuowei，tianxiawugongchushaolin，shaolinpaidewuxuehaishihenqiangdade。
“suanle，zouyibukanyibuba！”
“唉...！”
xuzhuzhangtanleyikouqi，yaoleyaotou，linzheshuitongjiuchaozhemenwaizouqu。
jintiantaderenwuhaimeiyouwancheng，xuyaotiaoshuihuishaolinsi，tianmanshigedashuigangcaixing。
xuzhulinzheshuitongjianburufei，zheiwuniandexiuliansuiranmeiyourangtabiandehenqiang，kehaishiyoudianliqide。
“ng，haochi，haochi。”
“真香啊！”
jiuzaicishi，xuzhukanjianleyigecaiyuanzi，caiyuanzineiyigeheshangzhengzaihejiuchirou，chideshijinjinyouwei。
“huijingshishu，nizaiganshenmeni？”
xuzhukanjianmianqiandehuijingbeiduizhetachizheshenme，lianmanghandao。
“啊？”
“虚竹啊？”
“又去挑水了嘛？”
“meichishenme，wonengchishenme？”
“你快些去吧！”
“dengxiatianheile，kanbujianlu。”
huijingtingjianxuzhudeshengyinquanshenyizhan，lianmangzhuanshen，jiangdongxizangzaishenhou，kanxiangtaxiaolexiao。
“好香的味道？”
“shishu？nishibushizaihejiu？”
“amituofo，zuiguo，zuiguo。”
xuzhuwendaolejiuxiang，yaoleyaotou。
“shishuzenmehuihejiuni？”
“zheishishui，buxinniwenwen？”
huijingheleyitiao，lianmangkanxiangxuzhuxiaolexiao，jiangshouzhongdeshaojidiuzailecaocongli，zoushangqianqu。
“水？”
“keshiwomingmingwendaolejiuxiang？”
xuzhuyouxiechayi，nandaoshizijihaojiumeihejiu，bizichuwentile？
“真的是水。”
“不信你闻闻？”
huijinglianmangxixiaodao，cuidongneili，jiangzheijiuxiangyazhizailehulunei，dijilexuzhu。
“haoxiangzhendemeiyouweidao？”
“kanlaishixuzhucuoguaishishule。”
“正好有些渴了。”
xuzhudianlediantou，yemeiduoxiang，beineiliqusandejiuxiang，tadaoshiyidianyemeiyouwenchulai。
bijingshaolinsishibunenggouhejiuchiroude，gangcaixuzhusuiranwendaoleyidianweidao，kehoumianjiuxiaoshile，fangzaizijibiziqiandouwenbudao，zheishuoming，zheizhenbushi‘jiu’。
“gulu，gulu...！”
“嗯？”
“这不就是酒嘛？”
“**？zheilaoheshangyinwo？”
“zheimingmingjiushijiu，taguyiyinwoshanggou，kendingshiyongneiliqusanlejiuwei。”
“gelaobusidehe，shixiangyaotuowoxiashuia？”
xuzhuheleyikouhou，likejiufaxian，zheitaniangdejiushijiu。
yiyanjiukanchulai，zheihuijingjiushixiangyaotuozijixiashui，zheixiahaole，zijizhenzhongzhaole。
【ding，gongxisuzhuchenggongpojie，kaiqisuijichufajianglixitong。】
【ding，jiancedaosuzhupochujiujie，huodepojiejiangli：beimingshengong。】
【beimingshengong：nenggouxishoutianxiasuoyouneili，qienenggourangrenzhangshengbulao。】
jiuzaicishi，yidaojixiebandeshengyinchuxianzailexuzhudenaohaizhizhong。
“？？？”
“什么？”
“**？**？**？”
“系统？”
“xitong，banianle，nizhidaowozheibanianshizenmeguolaidema？”
“**xianzaicaijiwochuxian？”
“zaozhidaowojiuchuquhejiuchiroule。”
“wodetiana，langfeilewowuniandeshijian。”
“yaobushipabeizhuahuilaibaodayidun，wozaojiurenbuzhuxiaqupojiele。”
“xianzaiheleyikoujiu，nijuranjiujuexingle，zhenshi，tongzai，tongzai。”
xuzhuchuixiongdunxiong，neixinwuweizachen，youhuanxi，yeyoufennuhebugan。
zijiwuniandeshijianxuduguangyin，jieguodaoxianzaicaijuexinglexitong，suiranzheishiyijianhaoshi，ketaquejuedezijikuidafale。
“嗡...！”
zhouranjian，xuzhunaohaizhizhongjiuchuxianlebeimingshengongdexinfakoujue。
“额...！”
“xuzhushizhi，xianzainiyepojiele。”
“niyaoshijiangzheijianshiqingjiangchuqu，zanmenshishuzhierrenkejiuzhendezaoyangle。”
“jintiandeshiqing，nijiudangzuomeifashengguo。”
“怎么样？”
“zheiyangdehua，womenlianggerendoupinganwushi，yebuhuishoudaochengfabushi？”
huijingkanxiangmianqiandexuzhu，gangadexiaolexiao。
“shishu，nizenmekeyizheiyang？”
“nizijipojie，haiyaohaiwo？”
xuzhukanxiangmianqiandehuijing，manlianwunai。
zheiyangdeheshang，zenmehuichuxianzaishaolinside？zheirangtaneixinfeichangwuyu。
“nizhiwozhi，tianzhidizhi。”
“没有其他人知。”
“快些去挑水吧！”
“burankejiulaibujige！”
huijingheshangkanzhexuzhuxiaolexiao。
“唉...！”
xuzhuyebuxiangyutaduozuojiuchan，zhangtanleyikouqi，neixinmanshiwunai，zhuanshenliqu。
“嘿嘿...！”
“zheizhao，lvshibushuang。”
“xiaoxuzhu，nihaixianggenshishudou？”
“太嫩了点。”
“嗯，真香。”
kanjianxuzhulikai，huijingjiangdishangdeshaojijianleqilai，jianghuiquchu，jixudakoudakoudechileqilai，chideshimanzuiliuyou。
“beimingshengong，zhenmeixiangdao，zheitiandixiazuizuobidegongfa，beiwodedaole。”
“yuanbenhaixuyaodedaowuyazidechuancheng，meixiangdaoxianzaijiuyoule？”
“zheidaoshibucuo，xitongshunjianjiunenggourangworonghuiguantong。”
“zheibeimingshengonghaizhenshiqiangda，nenggoujiangrenhezhenqixirutinei，jiangqilianhua，ranhoujinxingronghe。”
“zaizheiwuxiashijie，jianzhijiushigechaojizuobiqi。”
“jiushibunenggouxishoubizijiqiangdataiduodeqiangzhe，fouzerongyibeifanshi。”
xuzhuyilushangjiaobugengjiaqingkuai，beimingshengongdeneigongxinfagengjiaqiangda，rangtaxishoutiandilingqidesudukuailewushubei。
fangfozheibeimingshengongjiushiweizijidazaodeyiban。
yilushangxuzhudouzailejiezheigexitongdexiaoxi，faxianzheigexitongdezhuduogongxiao。
dazhideneirongjiushi，xuzhuzhiyaochufashijian，buguanshishenmeshijian，zhiyaoshixitongrenkede，jiunenggouhuodejiangli。
zheixitongjianglidedongxidoushisuijifafangde，youhaoyouhuai，meiyougudingdedongxi，zhiyaochufaxitongtishi，jiunenggoudedaojiangli。
erfomenjielvfenwei：wujieyushishan。
wujiefenwei：yibushasheng，erbutoudao，sanbuxieyin，sibuwangyu，wubuyinjiu。zheiwujie，shifomensizhongdizidejibenjie。
shishanfenwei：bushasheng、butouqie、buxieyin、buwangyu、buliangshe、bueyu、bupaima、butanlan、bunaonu、bubeilifofa。
buguoxuzhuxianglexiang，zheixieyinggaibingfeishishuyupojiedefanwei。
zuizhuyaodehaishifomenwujie，shishanbusuanqizhong。
tagangcaijiushipolejiujie，suoyicaideyijuexingxitong。
henkuai，xuzhujiangshigeshuigangdoudaomanle，tianseyeanlexialai，tayezhunbeihuiquxiuxi。
“xuzhu，jinyeyourenchuangrushaolinsi，niyeyitongqianwangkanshouputiyuan。”
“qiebukeyourenheshanshi。”
jiuzaicishi，jigeheheshangcongmangpaoleguolai，kanjianxuzhudashenghandao。
ganghanwan，jigeheshangjiukuaisulikai。