“sujiangjun，zenmeyoudianfengfengdiandiande？”
“qiangzhedouzheiyang，zheimeqiangderenfengyidianhenzhengchang。”
sulisaoleyiquanrenqun，kanxiangzaichangzhongren，zhizhelitongwendao，“haiyoumeiyourenchengren，tashidajiangjun？”
zhangdanianjianzhuang，yefanyingguolai，sujiangjundeyisiyijingfeichangmingquele。
tayaobuyaozuozheigelingtouren？
bijingtagensujiangjunguanxihenhao，haishifaxiaodeneizhong，tadiegentadie，yecengjingshiyiqizaizhanchangshangdexiongdi。
“sujiangjun，caishizhenzhengdedajiangjun，cidengweiwuzhiren！cainengdangwojundedajiangjun。”
“wodaweijunjiyanming，kelitongshenweidajiangjun，queqiangleshoudixiajianglingdegonglao，haiyaowuxian。”
“zheiyangdebianjun，xuyaoyigexindedajiangjun。”
huayingangluo，qitadejianglingyefanyingguolai，douyijingzheiyangle，hainengzaban？ruguojixufandui，shayoushabusi，shoudixiadeneixiexiaobingyemeibanfa。
“wodengyuantuijusulijiangjunweidajiangjun！”
“wodengyuantuisulijiangjunweidajiangjun！”
zhenggexiaochang，douxiangchezhezheiruleitingyibandeshengyin，yichuanshishichuanbai，keweishi“junxinsuoxiang”。
dangran，youxiangdangyibufendebingzudouhenmimang，shenmeqingkuang……
suliyemeixiangdaozijiganggangchuanyue，yixiazijiuzaofanchenggongle，yixiazijiuchengdajiangjun。
不敢想，这么美妙。
“hahaha，wochengdajiangjunle。”sulimeizizidishuozhe，buyoudexixiaoyankai，shenzhidouxiangwushangyiduan。
“gongxisudajiangjun！”zhangdanianzoushangqianlai，yifuhenxingfendimoyang，xinxiang，zheixiazijidefaxiaodouchengdajiangjunle，haishizijilvxiantuijude。
neidaoshihoukeyaogenzhetachixiangdehelade。
kesheizhi，sulixiaoderutongyigediangongyiyang，dousouzhejianbang。
“哈哈哈！”
“ahahaha……nimenzenmedoubuxiaoa，duohaoxiaoa。”
“zhangdanian，nikezhenshiwodehaoxiongdia。”suliyibalouguozhangdanian，erhouyouyibabaozhuta。
jinjiezhe，sulishangqianquyoubaozhuleqitajiangling。
“haohaohao，benjiangjunwuyiweibao，geweijiangshixiongdirucihouaiyuwo，zhenshirangwoqingheyikan。”
“hahaha，dajiangjun，meizizi。”
suliyiyigenzaichangdezheixiejianglingbaoleyixia，jinguanzheizhishijiandande，xiongdizhijiebaoyibao，henzhengchang。
danpeihezhetacikezheidiankuangdexiaosheng，zongganjueyoudianfeiyisuosi。
zheisujiangjunzhendeshifengle，yiqiantakeshiyigehenlengmoderena……
“wei，nimenkanshenmekan？benjiangjunzhishikaixin。”
“wokebushicongshuguoguolaide。”
“budui，junyingzhizhongmeiyourenquguoshuguoba？”
zhongrenyaoyaotou，jieshiyoudianbulijie，sujiangjuncihuaheyi？nanbuchengtaquguoshuguo？
蜀国究竟有什么？
“zhangdanian，benjiangjunmingniweifujiang，fuzuobenjiangjun。”
“zheiyangba，zaijiangshimianqiantiaoyigewu！”
“额……”
“dajiangjun，buhaoba？”zhangdanianyanjingdengderutongling，zenmeyemeixiangdao，dajiangjunjingranhuirangzijizaijunzhongjiangshidemianqiantiaowu。
“dajiangjunwobuhuitiaowu，wujiandaoshikeyi。”
“也算是庆祝嘛。”
“放屁！”
“ganjinde，zhangmengmeng。”
zheigemengmengyichu，zaichangderendourutongleijiyiban，zhangdaniangengshixiusenandang，haixiudiwuzhulezijidelian，liansezhanghong。
“dajiangjun，nixiangganma？nizenmenengdangzhongjiaowodexiaoming！”
“zenmelemengmeng。”suliyifuhuaixiaodeyangzikanzheta。
yixiangqizhangdanianzheige**xiaomingjiaomengmeng，xiaodeshihoubeirendangzuonvhai。
苏离就忍不住想笑。
“kuaixie，bieyiweiwobuzhidao，xiaodeshihouniniangjiaoguonitiaowude。”
“……”zhangdanianhenshibuqingyuan，suanle……jiudangqingzhule。
yushihu，zhuweijiangshizhikandao，zaizheiyanwutai，zaitamenxinzhongfeichanglihai，dazhanghenniudezhangdanian，jingrantiaoqilewu。
zheiyike，yanwutai，bianchengleyanwutai。
【gongxisuzhu，rangzhangdanianfafengchenggong，huodehanmawuqian，hongzongliemayipi】
【宿主，继续加油】
“ng！zheiyesuanfafengma？”
“好好好。”
sulixiaorongyegengjiacanlan，tinghao，bujinkeyirangzijifafeng，bierenyeyaofafeng。
“来人，上大刑！”
benjiangjunyaoqinzishenwenshenwen，zheilitongdaodishiruhexianhaiyuwo？
buyihui，xiaochangzhizhong，litongjiubeikunbangzaijiazishang，taliansejicha。
zenmeyexiangbudao，duanduandejigeshichen，zijijiubushidajiangjunle。
zheixingsudedaodishizenmehuishi？zheimeniu？chiyaole？
“litong，woquannihaishishuoshihuaba。”
litonglengxiaoyisheng，“xingsude，nixiangrangwoshuojiushuo，nishalewoa！”
“shaleni？buxinga，woyexiangsha，keshinibujiwochengqing，wozenmeshanini。”
suliyifuhuaixiaodeyangzi，“bushuoshiba。”
“haoa，neiwokedezhemozhemoni。”
shuozhe，sulijiurangrennalaileyigejimaodanzi，fangzaitadeshenshangsichunaozhe。
litongbeigaodeshihahadaxiao，doukuaixiaochaqile，jieguohaishibuyuanyishuochuzhenxiang。
suliyeshibeiqideyaoming，jieerliansanshiyonglegezhongfangfa，zheixinglidejiushizuiyingdehen。
gujishixiangzhe，zhiyaotabushuochuzhenxiang，neimetajiubuhuisi。
suliqidezhiyaoya，jiranruci，neikejiubieguaitabukeqile。
“lijiangjun，mashangjiujinishangdazhao，bieji。”
shuohuajian，tajiuzhaolailejigebeiguanyazaijunyinglideebing。zhisuoyishuotamene，shiyinweitamenexin。
zaijunyingli，bugujunguijunji，shenzhihaiduiyigeyingzhangdangzhongdeshibingzuochuduanxiuzhishi。
meibanfa，junyinglimianquanshinande，youxierenjingliwangsheng，jiusuankandaozijishenpangdedahan，zheshiyoudianrenshoubuzhu。
shiqingbeijiefazhihou，neiziranhuibeichengchu。
“litong，kandaozheixierenlema？zheikedoushibeiniqinziguanyajinqude，tamenkedouyouyixieteshuaihao。”
“wodasuanrangnishishi，nijuedezenmeyang？”
“meiguanxi，buyaopa，tengyitengjiuhaole。”
shuozhe，sulijiuduizhezheijigedahanshuodao，“zezeze，ruguonimenqushuguodehua，gujihuizhaodaozijidezhenai。”
“jinimenyigerenwu，nimenbushiyouneizhongaihaoma？zailijiangjundeshenshang，shifangshifang。”
“wanshizhihoumianchunimendesizui，rangnimengaolaohuixiangruhe？”
tingdaozheigejiangshang，zheijirendeyanshendangzhongdouluchuleyimojingguang。
zaizheiyiketamenrexuefeiteng。
zheikeshicengjinggaogaozaishangdelijiangjuna！
sulizheihuayishuochukou，genzaitashenhoudeneijimingjianglingdoushihunshenzhandou，zheizhaoshirenxiangchulaidema？
litongyishunjianlianseshabai，zenmeyemeixiangdao，zheijiahuoweilebiwenziji，jingranlianzheizhongshiqingdouzuodechulai。
tatangtangyigedajiangjun，zenmenenggoushoudaozheizhongchiru？
可恶！
litongneishizhendebeibifengle，“a！a！”
“suli，woyaonongsini，woyaonongsini！”
“keedejiahuo，nidaodixiangzuoshenme。”
“woqianbugaiwanbugai……”
“nizheishiyaohuiwodemingshenga，wotangtangyigedajiangjun，zenmenenggoushoucichiru！”
“rangwosiba，rangwosiba。”
“qiuqiunirangwosiba。”
“yaobuyao，rangtamenjigebaninongsi，fanzhengsifadouyiyang。”
“buyao！woyaofenglea。”litongjiqiededahanzhe，danshizheijimingebingqueguanbuleneimeduo，shangqianlaizhijieyongshouanzhuta……
litongzaizheiyikeluchulediankuangdexiao，“hahaha……”
“shikeshabukeru，nirangtamenjiwozhushou，zhushoua！”
“住手！”
sulibaileyiyan，“haolehaole，zhushou。”
“说吧。”
litonglianseshabai，youqiwulideshuodao：“suli，wochengren，nizhenshigeshenjingbing，niquanjiadoushishenjingbing。”
“woyeshishenjingbing，dui，woyeyoubing，hahaha……**mayaozuochuneimechundeshiqing。”
“shiwoxiangshaleni，shiwowuxianyuni，nidejungongdoubeiwoqiangle，wokanbuguanni！”
“为什么？”
“我得罪你了？”
litongyanshenyuanhen，yaoyaotou，“nimeidezuiwo，nidiedezuiwole。”
“这老不死的！”
“e，dajiadoutingdaoleba，shitawuxianwo，shenmesitongxiongnudoushijiade。”
“kuaikuaikuai，rangtaqianzihuaya！”
yiqiewanshihou，sulimanyidepailepaishouzhang。
“继续。”
“xingsudenibujiangxinyu。”
“woyoumeishuo，nishuolejiuyidingfangguoni。”
“lijiangjunjiushishangcijinimende，kuaidiankuaidian，guaijiuguainidemingziba，weishenmelimianyaodaigetongzi。”
“我最讨厌同了。”