楔子

yushufangdeqifenshifenchenzhong,nanqinianqingdediwangzhanliyuyuanqian,shuangquanjinwo,fuzaishenhou,mouzhonghanguangbengshe,beijiangwuzuochengchiquanbubeineidaluwangdetieqigongpo,zheiyangdebianguanzhanbao,rangtawufalengjing!

kangwang!kangwang!xiangbudaoniyintantuzhendehuangwei,jingsangxinbingkuangruoci,zuoxiazheidengmaiguodegoudang!

siliangleliangjiule,huangdicaizaiqingshengxunwenzheguizaidishangdechenzi,“cishi,nishiruhekande?”

chenzishimingnianqingjunmeidenanzi,wanmeierlengjundemianrongshenqingningzhong,“huibixia,chenyiwei,cicibianjingbufangzhoumi,zhanlvejingxiang,chenbuxinneidaluwangyoucidengbenshi,yinerzhiyouyizhongkeneng,yourenjiangjunqingxieloujile……kangwang。”

huangdidemouzhongliuluchujifenxinshangzhise,suiranzheicidouluguoruqinzhongyuan,kansiyuyiwangdetiaoxinxiangsi,keshi,douluguobinglisuiqiang,danguolikongxu,jipinqiezhuo,yiwangzhigansaoraobianjing,qiangxieliangshiheyinzi,zheiyiciquedabingyajing,tazaojiuhuaiyi,shikangwangweileyijisili,anzhonggoujiedouluguolaijinfan,bidinghaixuyizhongnuo,chumaijiangshansheji。

真是卖国贼!

huangdimouguangyili,jindingzhechenziwen,“neime,nirenweihuishishei,jiangchaozhongdejunjixieloujikangwang?”

“chenchuaice,kanguobianfangtu、bingzhixiaozhanlvedezhiyousiren,bingbuyishangshushigewufu,meishenmechengfu,hubushangshunaiqingniancaijun,youshibixiayishoutiba,yutayouzhiyuzhien,dingbianjiangjunchenhuaiyuanweichiyuanbianchengershenshouzhongshang,jihuyishenxunguo,yebuhuishita。weiyoulibushangshusuzhengde,chushenshuxiangqueweirenjiaoxia、chengfujishen,dairenchushibamianlinglong,yuchaozhongdayuanguanxilianghao,youjiqikanzhongcaifuyudiwei。……zheiyangderenjiyibeishoumai。”

huangdilvedianlediantou,“zhishizhenkuyumeiyoupingju,zongbunengsuiyijiangqidingzui。”

“bixiarenhou!zhishi,neiyoubuchu,zenmenengrangwai!chendinghuishefachaming。qingbixiakuanxin。”

huangdixixiyisisuo,suixiaodao:“hao!zhenlingqingyusuzhengdexiangjiao,zuihaoyuqijiexiayinqin,jiujindiaocha,yidanzuoshizuiming,zhendingjiangkangwangzaichaozhongdeshiliyiwangdajin!”

“zhei……bixia,chenyuneisuzhengdesuwuwanglai,ruhenengjiexiayinqin?bixiashidasuancihunme?”

“cihun?tasuzhengdehaibupei。zhenziyoubanfarangsuzhengdeluanlezhenjiao,ruciyilai,tayidinghuizhaoxunbihu,jieshi,qingjiukanzhebanhaole。jianglairuruozuimingzuoshi,neisujiazhinvqingruohaixiaijiujiqingliuzhezuogecushibianshi,ruruobuxijiuyuqifuyitongzhanle。”

“臣遵旨!”

“neiyiqieyijierxingba!”

“是,臣告退。”

“quba,yiqiexiaoxin。”

huangdishenhouzhiren,gongshenzhanqituidaomenbian,zhuanshenkaimenzoulechuqu。

huangdizoudaochuangqian,chuangwaiyangguangmingmei,fanhuasijin,zhibuguoruciliangchenmeijingyeshuzhanbukaidiwangjinsuodeshuangmei。