9yuederongcheng，tianqirengranyanre，bangwanshishuqituiqu，yinglailiangshuangwanfeng，louxiasanbuderendoubiwangchangduolehenduo。
cishidenghuocanlandejiajiahuhuzhong，lishuxiwanwan，gangchulaikandaozijilaogonglindaxiwozaishafashangkanshouji，dishangdelajihaimeiyouqingsao，nuqishunjianshanglai，zhanzaichufangmenkou，zuolehaojicishenhuxi，caimianqiangtingzhizijidenuqi。
“lajizenmehaimeiyoushoushi，woxiwandeshihoubushishuolenidasaoxialaji，woxiwan”
lindaxibingmeiyouyishidaolishudeqingxu，fanerxiaoxixide“aiya，woleiama，shangleyitianban，rangwoxiuxiyixia。”
beilishuyaxiadenuqiyoumanmanshangsheng，shuohuadeyudiaogaole2fen“nizheihuashuode，jiunileiwobuleime?wozaijialishua，meiyoushangbanme？huijiahaizhufan、xiwan，jiurangnisaogedieryi，yiliangfenzhongdeshiqing。”
“laopo，nixinkule，yihouxiabanhuilaibuzhufan，womendianwaimai”
“mingzhidaowaimaibujiankanghaiwaimai，doumeirangnizhufan，zhishirangnisaogedieryi，nengbunengrenzhendian，jiawuhuobushiwoyigerende，zheigejiayebushiwoyigerende”lishugengjiaqifen，yudiaozaigaoleliangfen，yuqiyezhuanbian。
“laopo，buqileha，kuailai，wojini****，nixinkule！”lindaxifaxianzijialaoposhengqile，fangxiashouji，zhunbeihonghong，cikedelishuyijingzaiqitoushangle，lengjingbuxialai。
“gunyibianqu，woxianzaikandaonijiufan”lishuqihuhudezuozaishafashang，yijuhuayebushuoxiangleyihui，youqishenzaiketingluanzhuan，ranhouyouzuoxia，fanfushucihou。qishentuolindaxidegebo
“qilai，badisaole，saoganjingdian，busaoganjingbuzhunshuijue，zheimedadeduzi，gengehuaierpoyang，jiwoduanlianqu”lishufeilejiuniuerhuzhilicaijianglindaxicongshafatuoqilai，leideqichuan，shunshizuodaoshafashangxiuxi。
lindaxibeituoqilai，zhihaoquchufangdeneisaobakaishidasaoketingweisheng，“aiya，mingkua，qulelaopotiantianrangwosaodi，xiangshuahuishoujidoubuxing........”
pingjingdelishuyuetingyueshengqi，xinzhongdenuhuozaicishengqi，shunjianzhamao“nijiwoshuoqingchu，wozenmenileng，yitiantiande，chuleshangbannizuoshalea，nihaixinku，nihaimingku。mingkudeshiwocaishiba，yaoshangban、yaozuojiawu。shuapengyoudeshihouyitiantianbiaoxianhaodehen，xiabanjie，ouerhainengzuofan，jiehunhoumashangjiuxianchuyuanxingleba.....”
shengqidelishuzhijiequwoshishuijue，jimourenrenglechuangbotanzihouzhijiejiangwoshimenfansuo，qideweiteng，lishutangzaizaichuangshang，yixiangyiduibi，zijizhenshijiacuoleren，shunjianmeilebaopiqi，zhishengxiaweiqu，kuzhekuzheshuizhele，bushineizhonghaotaodaku，jiushimomingdeleixiajiubutingdewangwaimao。
lishuxinglaihoufaxianjialibianle，yiweizijishizaizuomengdelishuzaicibishangyanjingshuijue，buyihuierbeijijiaoshengjichaoxing，qihuhudelishucongchuangshangpaqilai，xinlimazhe：sheineimequedezaixiaoquliyangji，dazhoumodeburangrenxiuxi，qingxingguolaidelishuzaicikanzhoubianhuanjinghezhiqianyiyangshunjianshayanle，wushugewenhao？zijishishei，zainali，zaiganshenme？shenzhihaiqialeyixiazijideshoubeitengdehen，bushizuomeng，zenmeshuiyijueqilaijiuhuandifangle，nanbuchengbeibangjiale，buyinggaia，jiushiputongdedagongzi，yemeijigeqian，henmingxianbangjiazijibuhuasuana！kankanzhoubiandehuanjing，nituqiang，muchuanghu，toudingshicao，yijiafeichangjiandandechuang，yigeyiju，yijumianmenshangyongyouqihualeyizhixique，pangbianshiyigebijiaodadeheisejuzi，juzipangbianshi2gezhongdiededamuxiang，damuxiangshanghonghongdexizifeichangyaoyan，yizhangxiaoyuanzhuo，4geyizi，yuanzhuoheyizidoushiyuanse，meiyoushangyouqi。
meixiangmingbaidelishuzuozaichuangbianshangfadai，toushangturanyizhenciteng，tengguohouyixiejiyiyechuxianzainaohaizhong，lishuzhongyumingbaizijishichuanyuele，anzhaochuanyuexiaoshuodeguilv，yibanshihuibuqule，lishuxinlituranyoudiangaoxingde，hahahaha，jiranchuanyuelejiukeyibujiabanle，xiazhouyiyaojiaodefanganyekeyibuxiele，meiyouxiugaibuwandefangan，meiyouzuobuwandexuqiu，yemeiyouyueyuedekpi，yaoshizijizaiyougejinshouzhineijiushituotuoderenshengyingjia。
lishuzoudaomenkoulakaimenlian，yinruyanliandeshibijiaokongkuangdewuzi，chuleyizhangbijiaojiudesifangzhuohe4tiaozhangbandengwai，meiyouqitawupin，duimianyeshiyizhangheisemenlian，lishucaiceyinggaiyeshishuijuededifang，buquedinglimianshifouyouren，lishuyemeiyoumaoranjinqu，dakaiwumen，chulezhengduizhemenkouyigeniningdexiaoluzhoubiandoushigezhongzacao，xiangshijinianmeizhuren，youdezacaodouyouchengrendetuigao。henputongdefangzi，zhengwusanjian，zhongjianshichifanhexiuxi，zuoyouliangbianshixiuxiyong，aidaoyoubianwofangshi2gepianfang，yijianshizaofang，yijianshizawujian，jutizhuanglexieshalishuyemeiyouqukan，wuyanxializheyichuangxizi，meiyouweiqiang，liangenzhulibadoumeiyou，zhoubianchulezacaohaiyouyizuokuaiyaodaotadenituwu，lishuzhuanleyiquan，congzacaolizhuaileyigengouweibacaonazaishouzhong。
lishuqingshouqingjiaodejinwofang，zheibiandewofanggengjiandan，yizhangzhuchuang、yizhangshuzhuo、yigeyiju、yibayizi，kanyanseyeshiyonglehenduoniantou，shuzhuoshangduizhehaoxieshu，haiyouyitaobimo。chuangshangderenyemeixing，lishudingzhekan，yuekanyuejuedeyanshu，hezijilaogonglindaxizhangdehenxiang，shizheijushentidezhangfu，yejiaolindaxi，liangrenquniandongjichenghunde，liangrenzhijiandeguanxibijiaolengdan，youdianbuxiangfuqi。lishubenxiangyonggouweibacaobarennongxing，danzhuanyanyixiangxianzaiduizheirenhaibushuxihaishixianbienongxing。lishuzheigerenbuguanshizaixiandaihaishigudaidoubuhuirangzijieduzi，xiangmuxuyaojiabandeshihou，tongshidouzaiezheduzijiaban，napajiutazijiyirenyeyaoxianquchilefanzaihuilaijiaban，tadaoxianzaiyemeiyounongmingbaiweishanaxietongshibuyuanyixianchifanzaijiaban？meiciwendeshihoudoumeiyourendalita，daohoumiantayelandewenle，daodianjiuxianquchifanzaihuilaigongzuo。
lishucongfangjianchulaizhuanshenquzaofang，zhunbeizuodianchide。zaofangbuda，muqiankanshoushidehaishibijiaozhengqi，yigechuju，chujupangbianshianban，anbanpangbianshiyigeshizhideshuigang，shuigangshangmiangaizhezhubiandegaizi，lishudakaigaizilimianyoubangangshui，duimianshizaotai，3gezaokong，shangfanghaiyougexiaokongyonglaireshui，zhufandeshihouwangxiaokongdeguolijiashui，fanhaohoushuiyerelekeyizhijieyonglaixishuhuozhexiwan，zheiyangdeshejidongjitebiefangbian。3gezaokongdaxiaobuyiyang，congzuodaoyoubianxiaozhongdapailie，xiaozaokongshangshiyigetieguo，zhongjiandezaokongkancaizhibushitiezhide，jutishishenmecaizhilishuyemeiyourenchulai，yangshiyoudianxiangxiandaidebuxiugangzhengguo，yuanxingliangbianyoushouba，guogaishimuzhide，zuidadezaokongshikongde。chujushangfangshifangdeshiwan、pendengwupin，dakaixiafangdejumen，lishuconglimianzhaodaolebandaicaomi、bandaiyumimianfen、10laigetudou，bandaihongshu，baimibaimianshiyidianyemeiyou。lishudasuanzhudiancaomizhou，danshiquebeishenghuojinanzhule，nongcunzhangdayezhangzuononghuo，xiaoshihoushiyonghuochaishenghuohoumianshiyongdahuoji，danshigudaideshenghuofangshilishubuhui，lishuyouxietuifeidezuozaizaotaipangdexiaodengzishang，youxiehuaiyinengbunengzaigudaishenghuoxiaqu，huodoubuhuishenghuibuhuibeirenrenweishiyaoguaibeishaosi，lishuzainaobugezhongbeicunlirenfaxianbushiyuanzhuhouhuiyudaodegezhongzaoyushiwofanglidelindaxiyexingguolai。
lindaxishiexingde，banyeduzielebenlaixiangqilaipaofangbianmiandanshiquebeilaopolishuguanzaileketing，jialidefangbianmianshifangwoshide，lindaximeiyouchidaofangbianmianzhihaozuobailan，zaicixinglaiduzirengreshikongde。danshizaicixinglaidelindaxibeiyanqiandehuanjingjihezhele，zhijiecongchuangshangdielexialai，tengdezhijiaohuan，zaizaofanghusiluanxiangdelishutingdaoshengyinxiaopaojinlewofang，liangrensimuxiangdui，yigeditouzhanzhe，yigeshibanzuozaidishangtaitouyangwang，ranhoudoumeiyoushuohua，lindaxinaozishimengde，lishushibuzhidaogaishuoshenme，tamianzihaiyouyuanlaidemianzidanshilimiandexinziyijinghuanle，gelehaojiu，lindaxizhanqishenlaicaidao：
“laopo，womenzheishizainaer”lindaxidiedaodeshihoujieshouleyuanzhudejiyi，xiangzhetazhangdehezijilaopoyiyangjiuzhijiechukou。lishuyiting，laopoyinggaishixiandaidechenghuba，nanbuchenglindaxiyechuanyueguolaile，daoshikeyixianshishikan。
“天王盖地虎”
“宝塔镇河妖”
“风车车”
“假老练”
“nigaibuhuiyeshicongxiandaichuanyueguolaideba”lishupianzhetouxiaoxinyiyidewen。
“nandaoniyeshi”lindaxizaicizhuanguotou，yanlidaizhexiwang。
“shuiyijuejiuguolaile，nini？”
“chabuduoba，jiushizaishafashangshuiyijuejiuguolaile”
“nigaibuhuizaixiandaiyejiaolindaxiba！”
“nizenmezhidao”fanyingguolaidelindaxidaoshihenkaixin，zijibushigujiaguaren，qishenbaozhulishu“taihaole，laopo，shinima？”lishumeishuohua，neixinbuzhidaomalaotianyeduoshaobian，laotianyezhenshibugongping。
“laopo，zheishishaqingkuang！”lindaxiduizijialaopodexiguanhaishihenlejiede，zheigekendingshizijilaopo，meipaole，suiranchuandebuyiyang。
“hainengshisha，womenchuanyuelebei，chuanyuedaogudaidelindaxihelishushenshang。”
“zheiciwokendingshibeinilianleide，nishuoshuo，yaochuannizijichuanjiuxingle，ganmafeidebawoyelashang。”
“zheishuomingwomenhenyouyuanfen，yaochuanyiqichuan，laopo，zanmennenghuiqume？”
“yiwokanxiaoshuodejingyan，danfanchuanyuedoubunenghuiqu。”
“hainengzenmeban，liangbanbei，jilaizhizeanzhi，xiangbanfaxianhuozhe，xianlaiduixiaxinxiba，miandeneitianshuolouzuilebeirendangchengyaoguaibeishaole”
“wo，buduishiyuanzhuyejiaolindaxi，fuqinlinxincai，muqinzhuju，renchenglinzhushi，you2gegege，1gemeimei，dagelindaping，ergelindaan，xiaomeilinlele。dagequqizhangshi，youyiziyinv，ergequqiwangshiyouyinv，xiaomeihaimeiyouchujia。dazhizilinhongchunhedazhinvlinhuanshidagejiade，linhongchunjinnian8sui，linhuan5sui，erzhinvlinyangshiergejiade，jin6sui。yuanzhuyinweishentibuhaoconglaimeiyouganguononghuo，yizhizaizhenshangxuetangdushu，jialishizaishimeiqianle，haiqianzhaibushao，fuqinjiurangtuixuele。woshiquniandongtianhenijiehun，nifuqincengjingjiwoqimengguo，yinyuanzhucongxuetanghuilaihou，tiantianyaomequzhenshangxianguang，yaomezaijiashuijue，shayebuzuo，benlailinfuhaituorenjizhaogezhangfangdehuoji，danshiyuanzhubuyuanyi，juedezijishidushuren，zenmekeyiquzuozhangfangle，linfuyiqizhixiajiujiangyuanzhuliangkouzijifenchulaidanguo。”
“yuanzhuyejiaolishu，fuqinshiqingxizhenbianshanglijiazhuangderen，erqiehaishixiucai，yuanzhudeniangshengleyuanzhuhoushentiyizhibuhaojiashangjialitiaojianyebushihenhao，lixiucaijiumeiyoujixukekao，ershizailijiazhuangkailegesishuyangjiahukou，yuanzhudeniangzaita8suishiqushi，qunianlixiucaizhidaozijishiribuduole，zailijiazurendebangzhuxiajiangyuanzhujiajileni，chenghunmeiduojiulixiucaijiuqushile，suoyiyuanzhumuqianzaishouxiao，yinciyeshifenfangshui”
“laopo，duzihaoe，youmeiyouchide”
“woyee，buhuishenghuo，meichide”
“bushiba，nishinongcunzhangdade，zenmehuibuhuishenghuo”
“woxiaoshihoudoushiyonghuochai，houlaishidahuoji，meiyouzhaodaoshenghuodegongju”lishuzijiyehene。
“woqukankan”lindaxizaizaofangzhuanleyiquan，zhongyudejiaoluolizhaolelianggeshitou。
“ninaliangkuaishitougansha”lishuyihuo。
“ben，zheibushiputongdeshitou，shidahuoshi，lianggeshitouxianghudaji，jiunengyinran”
“nicongming，lai，nibahuoshaoqi”lishucongpangbiancheleyibagankudezacaorengjinzaodongzhong。lindaxikanlejiyanzaodongzhongdegankuzacao，jiangcaowaiwangnuolenuo，kaishidajidahuoshi，henkuaijiuyinranlezacao。
“kuaibazacaonongjinqu，zaijiadian，biexile，zhudianzhou”lishujiangyipangdehuolianjilindaxi，ranhoucongshuigangliyaoshuixiguo，jiaruqingshui，congchujuliyaolebanwancaomi，1gehongshu，jiangcaozuotaoxihoufangruguozhong，xijinghongshuwaimiandenitu，xuepihouqiechengxiaokuai，guolishuikaihoufangruhongshu，yizhuxianghoucaomihongshuzhouzhuhao，lishuxiganjing2gecutaowan，shaoweiliangliangehenledeliangrenyehenkuaijiujiangguolidecaomizhouhewan，chibaoledeliangrenzaizaofangfadai。
“lindaxi，xianzaishineigechaodaiya！”
“xianzaishidarongchao，womenxuedelishishanghaoxiangmeiyouzheigechaodai，muqiandezaiweideshidisandaihuangdi，kaiguohuangdidesunbei，jinnianshichangrong4nian，rongshiguoxing。”
“disandai，neijiushigangjinglilezhanluana，xinhaomeichuandaozhanluandeshihou，burankenengkaijujiushisiju”lishupaizhezijidexiongfu。
“buzhidao，fanzhengwomenshimomingqimiaodelaizheile”lindaxiyehenwuyu。
“xiwangjinwanyijuexingguolaiwomenjiuhuiqule，huibuquyougejinshouzhiyexing”
“什么是金手指”
“jiushichuanyuexiaoshuodebiaopei，jinshouzhijiushikongjian，tongguoyiniankeyijinru，dangrankongjianyefenhenduozhong，putongdezhiyoucunchugongnengkeyicunwuhuozheren，haodiandenengcunchuhezhongzhi，zaigaodangdiankongjianzhongyoulingquan，lingquangongxiaodouhepantaochabuduoyannianyishou，zuigaodangdejiushikongjian+lingquan+chongwu，kongjianturangshadoukeyizhong，keyibuyonglaodongquanbutongguoyiniankongzhi”
“nishishiniankongjian、xitong、tongtongshadekanyoume，woyeshishi”liangrengezhongzhetengshayemeiyou，tangzaidishangrutongxieqidepiqiu。