唰~
liyuedunshilianseyichen，yigunuyi，zhichongnaohai！
好一个李长安！
chaotingcihunliyunliangzu，yunshineida**tingshuoranlehualiu，genghekuang，bixiabuxiyunshi。yunshijiaguolai，dengtongyujilizudashangleyunshideluoyin。
suoyi，liyuecaixiangzheranglizudeerziruzhuiyunshi，yesuanshiwanchengbixiadecihun！
danshi，tadangranbuyuanrangdaerzilichenweiruzhui。suoyi，taxiangqileyuanzailinjiangdesishengzilizhangan！
duitaeryan，lizhanganjiushiweihulizuzunyanhemingyundeyigegongjuren！
“lizhangan，wobanijiehuilizu，mianniliulangxingqi，gengjinixunleyigehaoguisu，nijingenjiangchoubao！”
“guoranshige，langxingoufeidebaiyanlang！”liyuenuchidao。
shuodaodi，taliyuezaizheigejia，yeshiyinweiqizishichengxiangzhinv，caiyoujintiandediweiheshengwang。suoyizailifu，tagengtingcongqizidehua，genruzhuiyemeiyoushenmeliangyang。
suoyilizhanganmunvduitalaishuo，bingbutebiezhongyao。
呵呵！
lizhanganlengxiaoyisheng，“liyue，nihaodadelian！nibawojiehuilai，chuleliyongwoweihunilizudezunyan，niliyuedelianmian，kecengbawodangguoren？！”
“liyue，nizheigepaoqiqizidegoudongxi，nikezhiwomuqinweilegongnishangxue，tajirendangnvnu，beiweidaoguzili！”
“nikezhitaweileyikoufan，zailinjiangdedajieshangzhangguibuqi~”
“tazhidaosi，douzaidengni，douzainianniyoumeiyougaozhongzhuangyuan！！！”
“好一个状元郎！”
“好一个负心汉！”
“womuqindangnianxialeyan，kanshangni，gongnidushu。erjinnichenglegaogaozaishangdeshangshudaren，henhaoashangshudaren！！！”
轰！！！
lizhanganzheihuashengsilijie，youruyidaojinglei，zhijiliyuelinghunshenchu。
tafangfobeileipileyibanjiangyingzaiyuandi！
cengjiheshi，tazhishilinjiangyishusheng。weiledushu，huaguanglejiacai。ruobushilizhangandemuqingongtadushu，tagenbenjiumeiyoujintian！
dan，yezhishiyishunjian，liyuebianshihuiguoshenlai。
那算什么？
erjin，taqudeshidangjinchengxiangdenver，damendahu。erqie，chengxiangnengrangtazaiguandaoqingyunzhishang，lizhangandemuqinnengma？
能吗！！！
zaizheigeshijieshanghuozhe，jiushiyaoyouquanshihediwei，youhuozheyoutiefanwan，nicainengsuanshiyigejibenderen！
yaoburan，jiuzhishimalou！
“lizhangan，nimoyaobuzhizu。meiyouwo，nizaojiuesizailinjiang！”liyuechenshengdao，“nimuqin，dangchu，yeshitayixiangqingyuan！”
一厢情愿？
好啊，好的很！
suantamuqinxialeyan！！！
lizhanganshenqingzhouleng，tajuqimugun，yigunzijiuzazailichenweidedatuishang。zheiyigunzi，zhijiebalichenweidetuidangchangdaduan！
轰！
李岳：“……”
众人：“……”
neiyishunjian，suoyourenjieshidajingshise。liyuewubifennu，zhengyaoshangqian，lizhanganquebagunziduizhunlelichenweidenaodai。
“lizhangan，nigan！！！”liyuezhennudao。
zheigaisidelizhangan，liyuebenjiubuxihuan。yaoburan，yebuhuizhangdashijinianmeiyoujiehuijingcheng。
gengduode，shitaxianzaideqizibuxihuan！
bijing，taxianzaideqizi，menmeigaoda！
lizhanganlengxiaoyisheng，“womuqinzhenshiyanxia，kanbuqingnizheigezhanan。yeba，liyue，wokeyitinilizuruzhui，danshiwoyeyoutiaojian！”
“diyi，woyaolizuzaihuachuanfangjingyingdeyijiaqinglou，chengneideyizuoranfang！”
“dier，ruzhuizhiqian，lichenweibaokuolizuderenheren，doubudesaoraowobanfen。”
“disan，ruzhuizhihou，woyulizu，enduanyijue。woyuniliyue~”
“断绝父子关系！”
嗡！
cihuayichu，zhongrenjieshishensedajingqilai。
lizhanganjingranyaoheliyueduanjuefuziguanxi，erqie，haiyaoconglijianazouzheimeduohaochu！
这真是临江傻子么？
shubuzhi，xianzaidelizhangan，yijingbushiyiqianneigewonangfeiyuanzhu。tatiyuanzhubuzhi，gengtilinjiangdeshengmubuzhi！
liyuezheixienianzaijingchengyunzuo，ranglizumingxiayoulebushaodezichan。erzaigudai，qingloushizuirongyizhuanyinzide。lizhanganyaoyizuoqinglou，ziranshiweilezijideyihouzuodasuan。
chuanyueerlai，yiqiongerbai，takebuhuishenmedoubuyao！
shouxian，tadezaizheigeshijieshengcunxiaqu。shengcun，jiudeyaoyinzi，jiudebuzhichanye，zhuanqudiyitongjinbi！
qici，tayaozaizheigeshijie，huodegenghao。zuixianshejide，bianshirenshenanquan。liangshiweiren，tabukenengzairangzijiqiongkunliaodao。
disan，tajinribaliyuechedidezui，liyueshitangtanghubushangshu，zhengsanpindayuan。xiangyaonongsitayigesishengzi，jianzhiqingeryiju。suoyi，tayaoxunqiuyunjiadebihu。yunjiasuiranmeiluo，danyunjiajiazhu，haodaishihuangqin！
youyunjiabihu，liyuebugantaimingxian！
erqietayaozheixiedongxi，bujinjinshiweiziji，gengshiweineisuweimoumiandeshengmu，chuyikouqi。
好一个渣男。
qulezaixiangdenver，paoqilinjiangdeqizi！
dangran，zheiyeshiyinweilizhanganmeiyoumoqingliyuedezichan，yaoburan，tahuiyaodegengduo。
“niruobuyuan，neiwojiuzhihaobahubushangshupaoqiqizideshiqing，gonggaotianxia！”
“rangchaoting，rangtianxiaren，doukankanniliyuezuodehaoshi！”lizhanganchenshengdao。
李岳：“……”
tadunshiliansenankanwubi，ningguozuizhonglizhi，tapaoqiqizideshiqing，yidandasixuanyang，neimetazheihubushangshu，yejiudaotoulea！
zheilizhangan，dangzhenshigeshazi？
liyuechenyinpianke，xindaohuachuanfangneibian，tayouwuliujiaqinglou，jilizhanganyijiayouhefang？tayoudeshibanfa，ranglizhanganzaizheigeshijieshangxiaoshi！
无人知晓的消失！
“好！”
“wodayingnidetiaojian，buguoniruzhuiyunjiazhihou，fashengrenheshiqing，doubudeqianshelifu。”
“woliyueyuni，duanjueguanxi！”liyuechenshengdao。
轰隆~
zhangkongzhishang，yishengjinglei，bazhongrendouheleyidatiao。
lizhanganyaolaileyijiaqinglou，yijiaranfangdeqiyue，suihouzhuanshenjiuzou。
tajiuzheimedayaodabaide，zouchulelifudedamen。
liyueliansetieqing，kanzhelizhanganlikai。tayanzhong，yijingyoulesisishayi！
xianchang，zhishengxiadashaoyelichenweitongkudeaihao！
“songdashaoyequyizhi！”yidaoqinglengdeshengyinchuanlai，jinjiezhe，yigeshenxingena，jifuruyubanbaixidenvren，kuankuanerlai。
李蓝衣！
zheishiliyuededanver，fanglingshiqi，meiyandongren。
“fuqinhebiweileyigesishengzidongnu？shuobaile，neiyezhishiyigefuqinshoulidegongjuren！”lilanyihaowuganqingdeshuodao。
“tabenshilinjiangyishazi，jiusuanyaoleqinglouheranfang，yebujiandenengdongshanzaiqi。”
“genghekuang，youwomenlijiadeyingxianglizai，youdeshibanfarangtadeqingloudaobi！”
“tongshi，yunjiadezhitashiyishazi，dingranyebuhuibihuyuta。woguji，tabidinghuibeiyunjiasaodichumen。”
“fuqinjiudengzhekanba，dengtabeiyunjiasaodichumen，womenzaishoushita，jidashaoyebaochou！”
lilanyiyanzhong，shanguoyimodula。
~
李长安走出了李府。
这不是被扫地出门。
zheiduiyutalaishuo，shixinsheng，shiquanxindekaishi！
likailizu，tadiyigeyaoqudeziranshihuachuanfang。
jieshouyijiashuyutadeqinglou！