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woweiweiyixiao，zhuanxiangliangweijingcha。
「jingchatongzhi，zanmenzheigexiaoqu，suiranpojiu，danshiyinweiqianjinianchuxianguodaozei，weilebaohudajiaanquan，wuyejinnianganghaojimeicenglouzhuanglejiankong……」
kandaonvrenshunjiandehuangzhangdebiaoqing，wonulibiezhexiao。
「xiangzhidaojutifashengshenmeshi，zanmenqukankanjiankong。」
dishangdenanrenyaokanjiankong，yiguludepaqilai，zhengningzhelian，yibazhangchaolaopolianshangshanqu！
「tamade，wodourangnibiebaojingbiebaojing，jingchatongzhimeitianneimeduoshiqing，nihaijinnazheixiexiaoshifantamen！huiquwozaijiaoyuni！」
dawanlaopo，tayoulikeconghuailitaochuyiheyan，chouchulailiangzhi，fenbiedijijingcha。
「jingchatongzhi，shiwolaopodewenti，nvrenmenjiushiniangmenjijide，yidianxiaoposhijiumafannimen。」
「zheidianxiaoshi，dajiadoushilinju，sixialixieshangjiejuejiuxingle，mafannimenpaoyitangle。」
liangrenduishiyiyan，haiyoushenmebumingbaide？
congshizhizhong，wodetaidububeibukang，mingyanrenyikanjiuzhidao，kendinggenwomeiguanxi。
zheihuikannanrenyoushizheifushuoci，liansebushuangdetuikaitashouzhongdeyan，bengzhelianyansujiaoyu。
「linjuzhijianyaohexiexiangchu，huitouhaohaojiaoyunilaopohehaizi！biedaochuwuxianbieren！xiaohaizicongxiaojiuyaojiaoyuhao，xiaoxiaonianjizhangkoujiushisahuang，zheiyangyihouzenmeban！」
duimenyijiasankoubeixundeyilianshise。
jingchazouhou，wozaiyerenbuzhudehahadaxiaoqilai，chaonanrenhandao:
「ai，biewanglejiwozhuanyiwana！ganggangnilaopokeshidangzhejingchademianzheimechengnuode。」
nanrenliansegengjiaxueshangjiashuang，qidetoudingmaoyan，shuaixiayiju。
「yaoqianmeiyou，yaomingyitiao！tashuoyaojini，nigentayaoqu，guanwopishi！」
nvrenliangyanhanlei，aiyuandekanzhelaogong。
hehe，zheiduifuqizhenhaowan，haimeidananlintouni，jiukaishibuguanle？
yaoqianyejiushikaikaiwanxiaoeryi，sheirangtamenneimeguofen？
buguo，kandaonanrennuqichongtianyouganbuguowodebiequyangzi，xiangxiangdoujieqi！
woyaoyaotou，kuashangbaobao，miandaiweixiao，congtamensanrenyanqianzouguo。
zheizhishizheiduijipinfuqigangbanguolaidiertianfashengdexiaoshi。
cihou，tamenrangwomenzheidonglouderenjiaokubudie。
xiatiandaole，tamendejiatinglajiyebudiulouxialajitong，jiusuiyidediuzailoudaoli。
loudaolimeitianchongmanlesouwei，feimanlecangying，shenzhiyouyici，wohaikandaoconglajilipachulai……
呕~
womakanbuguoqu，youshihoujiandaotamenhuihaoxinshuoshangjiju。
「nimenzheigelaji，zuihaohaishirengdaolouxialajitongliba，zheixiatianlaile，lajifangzheilirongyishengchong，buweisheng。」
nanrentingdaowomazheimeshuo，bugaoxingle，banzhelian，zhangkoujiuma，
「guannipishi！zheishiwodelaji，woaizenmerengzenmereng，meitianhaibushiyourenguaiguaidebangwoshoushizou？yaoniduoguanxianshi！」
「woshuonimenzheishishenmetaidu，lajisuibianluanrengnihaiyoulile？」
yitingtazheihua，wohuoqicengdeyixiashanglaile，congjialichongchulai。
womajianqingkuangbudui，ganjinlanzaiwomianqian，wogezhewomaduinanrenhoudao:
「lajibunengsuichuluanreng，xiaohaizidouzhidaodedaoli，xuyaolaoshijinizhongtoujiaoyibian？」
nanrenshenbianjiushixiaopihai，liezhezuikanzhewoxiao。
「wofuwuyefei，wuyejiwosaolaji，tianjingdiyi，tamendoumeishuoshenme，yaonixiabibi！」
nanrenyilianbuxie，konghewoma，「shaoduiwomenzhishouhuajiao，bieyiweilaozijiupani！」
aiyou，quantabuyaosuiyiluanrenglajijiushiduitazhishouhuajiao？
我踏马手又痒了！