第1章 江枝聂繁天穿越男主的反派舅母

dayanjianguangshinian,daxinaneryuelibengaichunsemanshanlin,kequeyushangshiwuqianlidezhangdong。

hanfengrudao,guadeneisilvduozaishupixiabugandongdan,shumuhainengkukudengdaizhe,kerenquedengbude。

yichanghanchaodongsiniuyangwushu,dilidedongmaiyebeidonghankunsi。

queyishaoshidenongrenweizaidanxi,jihuangjinzaiyanqian,chaotingdefushuibujianfanzeng。

yushifengdizaidayanxinandezhouwangshunyingminyiqibingle。

zhouweidezhoufudunshihuangchengyituan,zaipanbingdaolaizhiqiangebenqiancheng。

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“haiyaochirenrou、herenxue,guarenpi!”

suizhelushangluxuchuxianliumin,yaoyansiqi、kongbudexiaoxirufengyibanchuankai。

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bushaorenyijingkaishishoushidongxi,tuojiadaikouyaotaonan。

ercunliyihurenjiaqueyuanmenjinbi,limianchaonaobuxiu。

“buzou,jiushibuzou。wohuobanbeizishenmeshimeijianguo,pidadecunzinaliyouluanbinglai!”

yuanqiangdemutishang,yigenianjibudaosishi,zuolaotaidabandefurenganhaozhe,duizhekongzhongqishixiongxiongdehuiwuliandao,siyaogenluanbingpinshayifan。

yuanli,guozhehouaodenianqingnanziguidiaiqiu:“niang,nijiuxialaiba!shizhendedaqilai,neixieluanbingjianrenjiushade!”

“laijiulai,wozheigelaopozigentamenpinle!”

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pangbian,tuzheduzidexiaoxifujingdelianseshabai。

乱,真是乱成一团!

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jialiyizhidoushiniangshuolesuan,kexianzaibingluan,dajiadouzaitao,niangquebuzou,zheikezenmeban?

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shouzhangdeliangengshidongdesibai,zhiyouyishuangyanjingzainongmeideyingchenxiashanzheshenyoudeguang。

shaonianmeikanyoubengyoutiaodefuren,zhishiyinchenzhelian,niejinquantousidingzhemanyuanxianfandezhuoyibandeng。

sipozipingshijiushicairuming,xianzailuanbingjiuyaoshaguolai,buzhidaomashangzou,haisishouzhezheixiebuzhiqiandepodongxirangdajiagenzhedaomei。

neifurenpaoxiaoyizhen,jianerzierxidoubuganhangsheng,zijuewuqu,zhuanyanjiukanjianneiganshoushaonian,renbuzhuyoukaima:“jiushinizheigezaixinglaile,quniandongtiancailengdechuqi,haoduanduandongsiwoyiwozhuzai!zaixing!yezhong!”

duizheizhongzhaobudaoliyoudezhouma,shaonianzaoyijingbeimademamu,yuanliqitarenduimashengyexiyiweichang。

furenmadezhenghuan,sheiliaojiaoxiayihua,dongjiangdeshentizhilenglengjiucongmutishangshuaixialai,touzaiqiangjiaoyike,dunshijiukoutubaimo、renshibusheng……

chuanyue!chuanyue!youshichuanyue!

jiangzhixinzhongjidexiangmaniang!

小说误人啊!

zijipingshichuzaizhenweishengyuanzhongyaofangshangban,jiuzhixihuandujuzaijialikanxiulvtier、koutenghu,jiufanggaizao、huangyeqiushengzheixiewuliaoxiaoshipin。

weiyisuanzhengchangaihaodedagaijiushikanwangwenxiaoshuo。

zhishizuijinyiduanshijianmiliannanpinwen,haishinanpindashuangwen,jieguoaoyekanxiaoshuo,zhengyanjiuchuanshule。

jiranchuanshunanpin,neijiuchuanchengyigenanrenba!tihuiyixiazhanzhesaniaoshishenmeganshou,haikeyiguangguangqingloufengliukuaihuo。

huozhequzounanzhuluxian,rangnanzhuwulukezou。

pianpianyuanshenshiyigezuotianzuodi,zuiaiwuliqunaodepozi,jiaotazhenshikudoukubuchulai。

zheigelaopozizaishulishifanpaijiumu,jiushitiantiangennanzhuguobuqu,zhuanmensongrentoudeneizhongshuangdianxiaopeijiao。

zaitaonanlushang,fanpaijiumuqifunanzhu,kekouchichuan,buchuyiwaidebeinanzhugale。

ranhounanzhutoubenpanbing,jiucizoushangkangzhuangdadao。

cishipangbianneigeyinchenzhelian,zhiyoushiwusuideshaonianjiushiwangwennanzhunifantian。

budui,tadezhenshimingzijiaoniefantian。

biaopeibandeguer,jiyangzaijiujiujia,beidaidujiumuqiya,dangniuzuoma、renrufuzhong。

buguoxianzaijiumubianchengjiangzhi,haizhidaozailushangzheigeniziyaogaziji。

jiangzhinaozhongluanruma,xianshishenghuozhongsiwanghentongku,zaishuzhonggalehuichuxianshenmeqingkuang?

应该同样不好受。

jiuhaoxiangxianzaizijichuanzheyifutangdishang,douganjuehanqizhiwangbeixinlizuan,dongdeshoubule。

jiangzhibizheyanjingbudong,kebatade“erzi”jihuaile。

“niang,nikuaixingxinga!womenbuzou,douyini,buzoujiushi!”xuerruidaizhekuqiangdao。

tashigexiaozi,xinggelaoshi,jialiyenaifuqinyijingqushi,zhiyouyigeniang。

suiranbushiyantingjicong,neiyeshibaiyibaishun。

xianzainiangpinsipinhuodebuzou,tajiuzhinengliuxiapeizang。

pangbian,yizhiyinzheliandeniefantiankaikoule:“biaoge,nidaizhebiaosaokuaizouba。

jiranjiumubuxiangzou,jiuyouwolaipeizhe,fanzhengwodanshenziyige,bupasi!”

xuerruiduizijianianghainenghaoyanxiangqiu,zheishihouzaitingdaoniefantianzheidaizheyuanqidehuajiuyouxieshengqi,zhuantouduitahoudao:“xiaotian,xianzaishishenmeshihou,nihaishuozheixiehualaiqiren。woniangpingshishipiqibuhao,niyebunengzheiyanghaita。”

niefantianyaoleyaoya,yaxiaxinzhongduizheigebiaogezhizhidaotinghuadebishi。

ruobushixuerruilaoshi,pingshimeiyouguyiqilingziji,tashizhendebuxiangguan:“biaoge,niwuhuiwole!woshixiangrangnigenbiaosaohuoxiaqu。”

xuerruihaixiangshuoshenme,zaidixiadejiangzhizhongyutangbuzhule。

tapazijizaibuxingguolai,zhendegenniefantianliuxia,kongpazhijiejiuyaobeiga。

yushizhanghuyikouqi,youyou“xing”guolaile!

“niang,ninalishuaizhele?”xuerruiyoujingyouxiyouyouxietante,ganjinfutaqilai。

jiangzhipinlepinyuanshendeqiangdiaokaikou:“sibule!”

xuerruixinliyiding:niangmeishangjiuhao,zhishiyixingguolai,buzhiyouyaozayangnaoteng。

pangbian,xiaoxifuduanzhebanwanqingshuiguolai,youxiedanqiedao:“niang,niheshui!”

jiangzhitaiyankanqu,muguangxiangdui,xiaoxifushenzijiushiyidou。

zheigepopopolanenggan,kepiqitaie,zhiyaobushuntadeyijiuyaodama。

jiangzhicishizhiganjuekoukuyangan,hunshenbudejing,yebuguan“erzierxi”,haiyouneigeniefantianshizenmegeyanshen,xianjieguoshuigudonggudongdakouhexia,molehaidalezhangzhangdeyigeshuige。

hewancaifajueshuishiwenwende,kanlaizheigeerxifushigexixinren。

jiannianghewanshuimeiyoumaren,xuerruiyouguqiyongqiwendao:“niang,cunlirendouyaozou,womenhaishizouba!”

jiangzhiyaotou:“buzou!”

xuerruixinliyiliang,wanle,niangzheishitielexinyaosizaizheili。

xiaoxifuyingyingkuqilai:cunlirenmashangyaotao,zijijiahaizainao。

jiutangdishangzheiyihui,jiangzhiyijingyoulexiangfa。

taonanbushizutuanlvyou,zailushangbushigenrenqiangshui,jiushigenrenqiangliang,haiyouqiangrende,erqiehaiyouyigesuishidouxiangshalezijidenanzhu。

jibianpingandaolehoufang,yeshiwuqianwudiwufangzideliumin。

suiranyoujuhuashiluanshichuyingxiong,danduiputongrenlaishuo,binghuangmaluandeniandaijiushihaojie,zuihaohaishiduojinshenshanlaolin。

nanzhushiyaozhaojiyutuidongjuqingfazhancaichuqumaoxian,zijiyigesilaotaipogenzhecoushenmerenao。

buruzhaopianpidedifangjiuzheiyangyiduo,kaihuangzhongtian,dengtianxiataipingzaichulai。

hainenggenyaogazijidenanzhufenkai……wanmei!