wozhunbeizoule,renyouwangxiujunnaofantianqu。
woduiguoyoudeshuodao:「laogong,yaobu,womenxianzouba。」
buliao,yixiangduiwotitiewenroudeguoyoude,chongzhewohoudao:「zoushenmezou,zheilijiushiwojia,baitao,nizenmejiuzheimexiaoqi,zheimebudongshi?bujiushiyigepozhuozi?」
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worendaoxianzaidenuhuo,zhongyuzaiyeyazhibuzhu,chongzheguoyoudehoudao:「ni……nimenshenmeyisi,pozhuozi?zheishiwomajiwodepeijia,wopingshenmeyaojiwangxiujun?」
「haole,goule!」guoyoudezhijieshuodao,「baitao,nimanima,nixinlijiuzhiyounima?neinihuiqugennimaguoyibeizi?」
「nidepeijia,qingnigaoqingchu,peijiajiushijifujiadedongxi,wohaibunengzuozhule?」
guoyoudezheiyifanhua,wotingdezhangkoujieshe,yishunjian,wozhiganjuewolianshanghuoshaohuoliao。
不是羞,而是怒。
dafanshengqiderendouzhidao,renzaizhejideshihou,changchangshiyouyizhongyouliyeshuobuchulaideganjue。
woyixiangkoucaiyeputong,bianzhengfangmian,gengsuanshiyigezha。
guoyoudedagaishiganjue,tashuofuwole,rangwobazhuozituoxialai,jiwangxiujun。
pangbian,wangxiujunzhizhesangzihao:「baitao,wojiushuo,nidedongxi,jiushilaoguojiade,jiushiwode。」
woyaozhezuichun,zuiliyouyiguxingtiandeweidao,yiziyizidiwendao:「guoyoude,niqueding?」
「shuoshuoshuo,zenmezheimeluosuo?」
zheiyici,guoyoudeshuodeshifangyan,zheihaibusuan,tahaijialeyijucuhua。
jiushineizhongguoma,wenhourenjiafumude。
wogonggongpopojiazainongcun,sijianzijianfang,loushanglouxialiangceng。
jianyuzheigeyuangu,womenzheibianchaojia,menkouhaoxierenkanrenao。
neiwangxiujungangcaizhanzaimenkoukunao,xianzai,woyezoudaomenkou,dashengjiaodao:「geweifulaoxiangqin,dajiapingpingli,woniangjiamaideyigezhuozi,xianzai,tawangxiujunfeiyaonaozherangwojita,shenmelia?」
很多人都笑。
haiyourenquanshuowo,biehetayibanjijiao。
「guojialaoerxifu,zheijiushinimeilile。」youyigenianlaodedashuguyishuodao,「renjiahuishengerzia,nihuishengma?」
「haha,jiushi,jiehunqianyebufangfang,zhikanzheguojialaoershidaxuesheng,ha……」
wonaozilimianxiangshixiangleyigezhalei,zhadewoermoshengtong。
「shen……shenmeyisi?」wojiejiebabadishuodao。
wogubushangduoxiang,chongleguoqu,zhuazheneirenjiuyuxunwen。
danshi,wopopoyejingenzhechonglechulai,shoulihaizhuazheyibatiaozhou,jiaodao:「laohuangtou,nihuangjiuheduole,hunletoule,hushuobadaoshenmea?」
neilaohuangtoumangzheshuaikaiwo,shuodao:「biewenwo!」
shuozhe,tayongfangyanxixixiaozhe,neichaofeng,napawobutaidong,danyeganjuedaotadebuxie。
shenzhi,woganjuetakanwodeyanshen,doudaizhesanfenqingjian,sanfenkelian,haiyousanfenxixue。
「haole,bienaole,douxianqibugoudiulianma?」wogonggongduanzhedajiazhangdepaitou,paizhezhuozi,shuodao,「kankannimen,yigegeyoushenmechuxi?」
shuozhe,taduiwoshuo:「baitao,nishichengliren,budongwomenjiadeguiju。」
「niniangjiapeijiadedongxi,ziranyesuanwomenjiade,woyouquanlidiaopei,bazhuozituoxialai,jinidasao。」
wokanxiangguoyoude,wopanzhetanenggoushuoyijugongdaohua。
danshi,taqueshizhijiezhuaguowodeshou,yongzuidademanlisijingdiluwoshouwanshangdezhuozi。
我痛的惨叫出声!
dajiadouzhidao,feicuizhuozideyingduhengao,shishishang,feicuiyeshishitou。
maizhuozi,weizhedaishouwanshanghaokan,gengjiatiehe,womendouhuijinliangtiaoxuanheshidequankou。
moshanghushoushuangzhihou,tuohedaidouhenfangbian。
danshibumohushoushuang,yebucaiyongbiedecuoshi,quankouzhenghaodezhuozi,tuoxialaizhendeburongyi。
guoyoudegenbenjiumeiyouguanwotongbutong,zhijiecaiyongmanli,bazhuozituolexialai,dijiwangxiujun。
wowuzheshou,dunzaidishang,tongdeyanleizhiliu。
jinjinyihuigongfu,woshoubeishangyijingqingzichulai。
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guoyoudejiuzheimeshenqinglengmodikanzhewo,wangxiujundelezhuozi,xinggaocailiedidejiuyaowangzijishouwanshangdai。
wozhijiechongleguoqu,shenshouzhuaguozhuozi,henhendizazaidishang,dunshi,zhuozisifenwulie,wanruwoheguoyoudezheimeduoniandeganqing,suidejiandoumeifazijian。
ranhou,woyangshoujiuyibazhang,duizhetalianshanghenhendishuaileguoqu。
chetoufa,zhualian,chuai、ti、ma——
「worangniyaozhuozi,yaozhuozi,nitemehaiyaolianma?」
「bierendedongxi,niyeganyao?」
「wojintiandasinigebuyaolian……」
wangxiujunziranbushishengyoudedeng,hewozhuazhuyituan,niudazaiyiqi。
我是豁出去了。
jintianzheishiqing,jiushiwangxiujuntiaoqide。
guoyoudezheigenanren,woshibuhuiyaole,huiquwohuitilihun。
zheigexiangfa,jiushigangcaidianguangshihuodeyishunjian,danshi,wangxiujunzheigenvren,napashichidiankui,woyeyaodalantaneizhanglian。
youyuwoxiandongshou,zhanlexianji。
wangxiujunjiaoxiayihua,diezuozaidishang,wojiuzhijieputashenshang,yibianku,yibianda,yibianma!
taneigetaozhaiguideerziguodundunyoukaishiku,haiwangwoshenshangtukoushui。
wangxiujundashenghaojiao:「laoerxifudarenle,fafengle,zheiriziwobuguole,guoyoucai,lihun,laoniangyaohenilihun。」
「linigema,nitemebushihuishengerzima?shenga?」woyibianshuozhe,yibiansijingdiqiazhetayao,youhenhendizaitabozishangzhualeyiba。
woshizuolemeijiade,zhijiahenshifengli,dunshixuehenzaimu。
wangxiujuntongdejiaolechulai,yibianwuyanhuiyumawo。
woziranyebuganshiruo,marenzheishiqing,sheihaibuhui?
「nidiemameiyoujiaoguoniliyilianchishibushi?」
「meijiaoguonibuyaodongrenjiadedongxi?」
「meijiaoguowohaohaojiaojiaoni。」
「wogaosuni,wojintianshenmedoubuyao,yeyaorangnizhidaowobaitaobushihaoqifude。」
rangwozuomengdouxiangbudaodeshi,woneigehaolaogong,congbeihouzhuaguowodeyiling,henhendiyibazhangshuaizaiwolianshang,ranhou,tayongshouqiazhewobozi,bawotuidaoyibiandeqiangbishang。
wodeyaobeihenhendizhuangzaiqiangbishang,hentonghentong。
「baitao,ninaogoulemeiyou?」guoyoudeliangyantonghong,shouzhizhidaolewolianshang。
闹够了?
这就够了?
jintianwoyaomesizaitaguoyoudejiali,fouze,jiujueduibuhuinaogou。
suoyi,wopushangqu,yikouyaozaitashouwanshang,shenmewanyier,tayepeidawo?
guoyoudechitong,henhendibawoshuailechuqu。
woneigehaopopo,jiezhequanjia,chenjiquantouhenhendileizaiwoxiongkouxiaofu。
wozhuaguoyibiandebandeng,henhendizazaizhuozishang,dunshi,beiwanpendiesuipiansichudoushi。
guoyoudeyouchongguolaiyaodawo,beiwozhualeyiwantang,duizhetapoleguoqu。
「fenglefengle!」wogonggongdashengjiaodao,「jiwoda,dasisuanle。」
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打死吗?
hehe,wodaoyaokankan,jintiansheixiansi。
chenluan,wocongdishangjianqiyipiansanjiaoxingdesuicipian,yibazhuaguoguodundun,dizaitabozishang。
「doutemejiwobizui。」wotoufasanluan,etoupoleyikuai,zuijiaoyepole,shoushangyepolehaojichu,zenmepode,buqingchu。
woshuohuadeshengyinsiya,danguzilimiandehenla,queshirangzheiyijiazijipinchedidibilechulai。
xialuxiangfengyongzhesheng,tiandaogongliwozijizheng。
「zainao,woxianzailezheixiaotuzaizi。」wosihoudao,「guoyoude,nibiwode。」