guoyoudezaiciyongshouzhidaowolianshang,madao:「baitao,nibiehouhui。」
shuozhe,tazhijieshuaimenzoulechuqu,haiduizhediantihenhendichuaileyijiao。
wokanzhetadebeiying,zhiganjue,zheiren——moshengdelihai。
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dengzhezouhou,wolikejiugenggailemenjinmima,ranhou,jinwu,suohaomen。
meiyougudeshangbiede,woxiandengluwodeyinxingapp,gaileyinxingzhanghaodemima。
wohenqingxing,wojiuliangzhangyinxingka,qieshoujishangdouyouapp,caozuofangbian。
hairenzhixinbukeyou,fangrenzhixinbukewu。
rujinjiranyaofenle,gezicaichandangtuoshanguanlihao。
jiezhe,wojiukaishishoushitadedongxi,guinazhenglichulai。
ziran,zheixieniantasongwodedongxi,woyeshoushichulai,lingwaifangzhe。
dengzhedongxidoushoushihao,wohenlei,shenshangduochushoushang,zuoshouyipengdaojiutong,rujin,zhenggeshoubeidouwuqingyipian。
youyuguoyoudetaiguoyongli,daozhishoubeishangdebiaopiyebeimopo,youxiedifangzhongleqilai。
kaozaichuangshang,wosishuisixing,huiyizheheguoyoudedediandiandidi。
hetajiaowangdeguochengzhong,tajiwoyinxiangjiushi——gengzhi、dunhou。
womayeshuo,shiyigelaoshiren,keyijujiaguorizi。
jiashangtamoyangzhangdeyeguodequ,yimibadeshengao,shenziyingting,wuguanduanzheng。
wangxiujunhaoxiangyizhidouduiwoyouyijian,yuanyinshizaibutaiqingchu,wozixiquxiang,sihu,woyemeiyoudezuiguota。
guojiashinongcunzijianfang,sijian,loushanglouxialiangceng,difanghenda。
wangxiujunheguoyoucaizhulexibianliangjian,guojialaofuqijiuzhuledongbiandelouxia。
dangchu,woheguoyoucaiyihun,guojiajiubadongbiandeloushangzhuangxiule,jiwomenzuofangjian。
guojiashuo,jialimeishenmeqian,jiandandizhuangxiuyixiazi。
wokaolvzhe,zhongjiuyaoguolaizhujitian,suoyi,wohaitiebulewuwankuaiqianjiwopopo,rangtabashuidianxishoujiandengdouzuohaoyidian。
lingwai,zhuangxiuhao,jiajudengwu,yedoushiwomaide,qianqianhouhou,dagaihualewoshiduowan。
wojide,neigeshihou,wangxiujunjiukanwobushunyan,jiegubanguozui。
woyaomechaotayiju,yaomejiuzhuangtingbudongle。
woheguoyoudedehunlishang,tajiuzhaoguoshi,danshi,tazhenduidebushiwo,ershiguoyoucai。
guoyoucaineitianjiuyoudianduo,tajiuyizhimamalielie,zhisangmahuai,shuodehenbuhaoting。
bijing,wojiehun,woyezhuangmeitingdongle。
shihou,wotingshuo,zaiwohunliguohou,tajiuheguoyoucaichaojia,chaodehenyanzhong,haihuiniangjiazhuleyigeduoyue。
原因不明。
wojiuxiangbumingbaile,wohetazhijian,lilunshanglaishuo,meiyoutaiguodejiaoji,yebucunzaichouyuan?
taweishenmelaoshizhaowomafan?
woyouxiangdaojintiancunlineiweilaorendehua,nandaoshuo,taheguoyoudeyouran?
脏!
这也太脏了!
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diertian,wojiuzhaolelvshi,banlijutidelihunshiyi,shunbianqisuguojiapeichangwofeicuishouzhuo,yijitamenoudawo,suoyaopeichangjin。
wodefeicuishouzhuoyesongqulexiangguandejiandingjigoujianding,gujia!
lvshishuo,womendoumeiyoulingzheng,banlitaijiandanle。
zaitadepeitongxia,wotongzhileguoyoude,woyaoqutalaojiabawojiehunshihoumaidejiajudengwu,tuozou。
bijing,shuyuwodedongxi,wonapasongjibuxiangguanderen,woyebuxiangbaibianyileguojia。
zhiyuguoyoudeliuzaiwojiaderichangyongpin、yifuxiewa,woyedabaohao,rangtaguolainazou。
woquguojiatuojiaju,wohaiqinglejingchaguolai。
guojialaoniang,yejiushiwoneigeqianpopoxiangyaosapo,danyouyuyoujingchazai,tazhongjiuyewunai。
wodaizhejingcha、lvshidengrenguolaituojiaju。
ziranyeyinlaihaoxierenweiguan,yourenyinyangguaiqidichaofengwoneiqianpopo:「guojialaoniang,zhushudeyazifeidiaolee,ga~ga~」
neirenhaikuazhangdibihuazhe。
zhidaozheigeshihou,wocaifaxian,guojiazaicunzishangderenyuan,genbenbuxiangtamenshuodeneimehao。
wozheibiantuolejiajuhaimeiyouzou,neibian,guoyoudejichongchongdiganguolai,lawo,jiaodao:「baitao,nidaodiyaonaodaoshenmeshihou?」
我真的被他气笑了。
tajurantianzhendirenwei,wojiushizainaopiqi?
「guoyoude,wozheibushinaopiqi,zuotianyikaishi,wohaizhunbeinaopiqi。」
「danshi,dangnicongwoshoushangbazhuoziyingluxialaideshihou,wojiubunaopiqile。」
「我们分手!」
「wozuotianshuodehenqingchule。」
pangbian,wodelvshiduitashuo,rangtabuyaosaoraotadedangshiren,youshizhaotashuo。
guoyoudedelianse,feichangbuhaokan。
dengzhewobadongxituozou,guoyoudeturandawodianhua。
「baitao,duibuqi,wocuole。」tashuo。
「wozuotianbugainazhenidedongxijidasao,yebuyinggaidongshoudani。」
「wojiushixiangyaoxishiningren,tameiwenhua,jidiandongxihonghongjiuhaole。」
wozaicibeitaqixiaole,shuodao:「duibuqi,woyouwenhua,suoyi,jidiandongxidouhongbuhao,bieshuonizheimebutongbuyangdidaoqian。」
「baitao,sheijiaxiaofuqidouchaojiade,nibiezheiyang,chaogejiajiutishenmefenshou,zheibujili。」
dianhualimian,guoyoudebazitaifangdehendi。
woyaoyaotou,guaduanletadedianhua。
wanshang,tayoupaolaizhaowo,haimailehuahedangao,qiuwoyuanliangtazheiyici。
我没有让他进门。
diertian,tayoulai,bawoduzaileguodaolimian。
liangtianbujian,guoyoudeqiaocuilehenduo,huzhazimanlian,henshilangbei。
「baitao,duibuqi,zhendeduibuqi。」tayonglidixiangyaobaowo。
但是,我躲开了。
「guoyoude,womenzhijian,jiuxiangshineitiansuidiaodezhuozi,zaiyebukenengle。」woshuo。
piansheng,jiuzaizheigeshihou,womadedianhuadalejinlai。
wojieledianhua,guaduandianhuazhihou,woruoyousuosidikanzheguoyoude,wendao:「niyouwujingzheng?」
「a!」jihujiuzaiyishunjian,guoyoudejiuxiangshibeicaizheweibademao,tiaozhejiaocanjiaochusheng。
xiayimiao,tayishuangshouhenhendiqiazaiwobozishang,tadelidaohendahenda。
woganjue,taxiangyaoqiasiwo。
「nihushuoshenme,buzhunshuo,wojinggaoni,buzhunshuo——buzhunshuoneigezi!」
他面目狰狞恐怖。
wosijingzhengzha,quezhengbutuotadeshou,zuihou,wofeijinsuoyoudeliqi,bashouzhongdeshoujizazaileduimianrenjiademenshang,fachu「kuang」deyishengdaxiang。
wohenqingxing,duimianlinjuyourenzaijia,kaimenzhihou,jishizhizhileguoyoudedebaoxing。
linjuwenwo,yaobuyaobaojingdeshihou,guoyoudeyanmiancuanrudiantilimian,langbeilikai。
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zaiguoyoudezouhou,wowuzhebozi,haozhangyiduanshijian,caisuanchuanguoqilai。
wohaishibaojingle,menkouyoujiankong,jingchadiaolechulai。
congtaneigelidu,taqueshixiangyaoqiasiwo,jingchawenwo,yaobuyaoqisu?
我起诉了。
woyuanbenhaizhishiqisuguojiapeichangfeicuizhuozi,xianzai,haiduolezheimeyitiao。
yinweirenzheng、wuzhengjuquan,guojiadunshijiuhuangle,mangzhezhaowoxieshangdiaojie。
woneigeqianpopo,haiyibayanleiyibabitidishuo,sheijiaxiaofuqibuchaojiadongshoua,taerzijiushixiashouzhongleyidianeryi。
womeiyouhetamenduoshuo,zhuozizhaozheshijiapeichang,pingguneibianshuo——shijiaershiwandaoershiwuwanzuoyou,woyaoqiupeichangershiwan。
zhiyuguoyoudeyitumousha,duiwozaochengdeshanghai,diaojiekeyi,peichangjinliushiwan,bingqierangguoyoudebaozheng,yihoudoubusaoraowo。
tamenshuo,zhuozishiwozijizade,buyingzhaotamenlipei。
danwolvshishuo,guoyoudeqiangqiangtarencaichandadaoershiwanzhiduo,yegouzuojinianlaole。
jifansiche,guojiatongyipeichang。
zheiduanshijian,womatuorendating,zheicaidezhi,guojiadaerxifuwangxiujunjiajiguoyoucaizhihou,yizhidoumeiyoushenyun。
guojialaoniangtiantianzaijiamatamujibuxiadan。
xiaofuqiyizhidouyaobushanghaizi,wangxiujunpaoquyiyuanzuolejiancha,tashentigexiangzhibiaodouzhengchang。
ranhou,tajiubajianchadanjupaizaiguojialaoniangmianqian,damaguoyoucaishiyigetaijian,meiyong,shengbuchuhaizi,bielaita。
guojiayikan,erxifumeiwenti,yaobu,rangerziyequzuogejiancha?
dangchu,guoyoucaishibutongyide,shizaiguojialaoniang、wangxiujunhaiyouguoyoudedekuangpianxia,heguoyoudeyiqizuolexiangguanjiancha。
guoyoucaihaihao,shaojingzheng。
郭有德却是无精症。
zheixiahaole,wangxiujunzaiguojialaoniangneibianshouleqi,rujin,zhongyuyangmeituqile。
youyiciheguojialaoniangnaomaodun,tajiurangrangzhenaolechulai,naodecunshanghenduorendouzhidao。
nanrenzaizheifangmian,douhenzaiyi。
guojiagengshibazheijianshiqing,dangzuoqichidaru,shiyidengyidechoushi,jueduiburongxuwaichuan。
wangxiujunjiuyicizuoweiyaoxie,weizherangtabuzainaochuqu,jialihenduoshiqingdouqianjiuta。
jiashanghoulaizuoleshiguan,tayoushengleyigenanhai,jiatingdiweigengshangyicenglou。
zheiwangxiujunyebushianfenderen。
youlehaizi,xianqizijiananrenmune、laoshi、bujiefengqing,jiubazhuyidadaoledangchuhaizaidudaxuedeguoyoudeshenshang。
liangrenyoumeiyouyitui,wairenziranshibuzhidaode。
我也不知道!
guojiabingmeiyoutaiduoqian,yixiaziyaopeibashiwan,xiangshitiantale。
wangxiujunnalishedeguojianazheimeduoqianpeichangjiwo?
zaitaxinmuzhong,guojiadesuoyou,doushitade。
shenzhi,youyuwoshidushengnv,guoyoudeyoushiwujingzheng,tajingransuanjizhe,wojiadejiachan,ziranyedoushitade。
rujin,xiangyaoyigezhuozi,meinongdaoshoubusuan,haiyaopeichangchuqubashiwan,tajieshoubule。
yinci,jialinaodetianfandifu,heguoyoucaichangchangdadachushou。
meicichaojia,tajiudongshoudahaizi。
youyicixiashouzhongledian,yigeerguang,bahaizideermodachuan,haiziyigeerduozaiyetingbudaoshengyinle。
zheimenaozhe,cunzilimianjihurenrendouzhidao,guoyoudeyouwujingzheng,zheihaibusuan,yourenyiechuane,shuotanafangmianbucheng,shigetaijian。
闹得郭家颜面无光。
guoyoudetongguowodelvshi,shuoshixiangyaojianwoyimian,wokaolvleyigewanshang,tongyile。
womenyuezaiyigekafeiguanjianmian,tawenwo,ruguoyizaojiuzhidaotahuanyouwujingzheng,huibuhuibishita?