第4章
“出事了主播！”
“baitiannishuobeiguichanshendeneihaizi，xianzaizhendepengdaoguile！”
“maye，keliandewawa，hunshenchouchu，haikoutubaimo，taiherenle。”
“yiqunwuzhiyumeidechunhuo，buxinkexue，xinzheizhongjianghupianzi？”
“yishengdoulaile，kankanyishengzenmeshuoba。”
......
congguanzhongfadedanmuli，chufengdagailejieleshiqingjingguo。
zheirangchufengshunjianwuyule。
听人劝，吃饱饭。
songguangmingyebushixiaohaile，lianzheimejiandandedaolidoubudongma？
faxiansongguangmingdezhibojian，haimeiguanbi，chufenglikedianlejinqu。
yijingbaozhehaizi，huidaojialidesongguangming，gangyaoguanbizhibo，congyeduoniandelaoyisheng，quezuzhidao：
“xiaohuozi，nihaishibazhibokaizheba，huitouyoushenmejiufen，womenyebuyongchepi。”
songguangmingerzihaohao，xianzaiqingkuangweiji。
kanzheijiashi，songdaoyiyuan，kongpashilaibujile。
danyaoshiyuandiqiangjiu，chuxianleshenmeyiwai，zheizerenmeirenganchengdan。
“好好好！”
zhiyaonengjiuerzi，songguangmingxianzaishenmedounengdaying。
看到这一幕。
楚风急了！
这些人，简直胡来！
haohaozhisuoyichouchu，shiyinweitazhengzaifenlidikang，neizhishixiaoerguideqinhai。
erlaoyishengyiweihaohao，shifanleyangdianfengzhileidebing，shitushiyongzhendingji，ranghaohaoxianlengjingxialai。
suoyi，zheigenzhendingjiruguodaxiaqule，haohaohenkuaijiuhuishiqudikangnengli，dengtongyujiasusiwang！
“qianwanbunengdazhendingji！”
“qianwanbunengdazhendingji！”
“qianwanbunengdazhendingji！”
......
chufengfuzhizhantie，fengkuangshuaping，likeyinqilesongguangmingdezhuyili。
zaiqitaguanzhongdetixingxia，songguangmingzheicaifanyingguolai，fengkuangshuapingderen，yuanlaishibaitiantixingguotadechufenglaoshi。
zheishihoudesongguangming，yijingyishidaole，chufengbushiputongren。
baitianzijidanfanlizhiyidian，tingjinlechufengdedingzhu，yejiubuhuichuxian，xianzaizheizhong，rangzijibeitongyujuedechangmianle。
laoyishenggangyaodamazuizhen，quebeisongguangming，yibazhuazhuleshouwan。
老医生皱眉厉喝道：
“woshizaijiunihaizi，xiwangninengbaochilizhi。”
songguangmingyanhanrelei，gengyanzheshuodao：
“woyijingcuoguoyicile，bunengzaicuole。yisheng，ninjiuxingxinghao，shaoweidenggejifenzhongba。”
laoyishenggangxiangshuo，wonengdeng，kenihaizidengbuqi。
danyipangdexiaohushi，yizhizaizhuyisongguangmingdezhibo，suoyibianlimiandeyuanyou，yanjianyigaidegaosulelaoyisheng。
“yumei！wuzhi！nizheijianzhijiushibashengmingdangerxi！！！”
laoyishengqidepokoudama。
duoshaohuanzhe，jiushiyinweibuxiangxinkexue，zhuanerxiangxinzheixiejianghupianzi，zuizhongdiulexingming。
qishi，yaoshibinghuanshigechengnianren。
laoyishengdingduoquanshuoliangju，duifangbijingshigechengnianrenle，zenmexuanze，shiduifangdeshiqing，zijiyijingjinzhile。
danyanqianzheigexiaohuanzhe，gentasunziyibanda，caiwusui！
zheiyimu，yeshirangbushaoguanzhong，kandenuhuozhongshao：
“tianna，zhenyouzheizhongfuqin？”
“zheirenshiyouduoyumei，caihuiganchuzheizhongshiqing。”
“buxinyisheng，xinguishen？jianzhishuaxinlewodesanguan。”
“hehe，neigezhuangshennongguidezhubo，yaoshichuleshiqing，nijiudengzhezuolaoba。”
“weiledianliuliang，zhirenmingyubugu？xdm，jiwochongleta！”
......
kanzhedanmu，songguangmingxianrulejudadejiujiezhizhong。
laoyishengshizaimeizhe，zhinengchongzheshexiangtou，gekonghanhuachufeng：
“pianzinijiwotinghaole，zheihaizidebingqing，yikedanwubude！ruguonibuxiangchilaofan，jiuganjinjiwogunyibianqu！”
chufengmeiyoufadanmu，huidalaoyisheng。
yinwei，chufengzaicishiyonglejianguijineng，faxianleyigegengjiaweijidexinxi。
种类：食小儿鬼
dengji：youhun（tubianzhong）
shuoming：ciguixiqixiaoerzhiqixue，ruoxishouzugouxiaoerqixue，zeketubianchenggengjiakepadeegui！xu，sanmingyishang，chunyangchengniantongzi，yiqihuhuanxiaoermingzi，fangkejiangqizhenzhu！ruo，jiayitongziniao，fangkejiangqixiaomie！
......
纯阳成年童子？
不就是老光棍吗！
chufengwushilaoyisheng，zhijielianxiansongguangming：
“dashu，tingwoshuo，niwenwenweijudecunmin，youmeiyousheilaoguanggun，meiyoupengguonvrende。rangtamenganjinjudaonierzishenpang，yiqihuhuannierzidemingzi。”
tingdaochufengzheihua，duicunminzhigenzhididesongguangming，doubuyongwen，zhijiehandao：
“songlaosi！songdafu！songjianguo......quandouguolai！”
shiguanzhongda，beidianmingdecunmin，yedoushouqilekanxidetaidu，quandouanzhaochufengdeyaoqiu，yangezhixingleqilai。
“songhao！tianheile，ganjinhuijiaba！”
“songhaoa，nibadoujisile，ganjinhuilai！”
“songhao......”
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kandaozheiyimu，laoyishengqideliandoulvle。
pangbiandejigenvhushi，suiranxinlidouhenbiyi，zheizhongfengjianmixindexingwei。
danguiyideqifen，queshihedejigexiaoguniang，quandousuozaiyiqi，buganchusheng。
faxiansonghaobingqingyuelaiyuezhong，yanchouzhejiuyaofanbaiyanbuxingle，laoyishenggangyaodaduanjigelaoguanggundehuhan，quekanjiansonghaoyidunganou，tuchuleyitanheiseyiwu。
tuwanzhihou，songhaoshunjianqingxing。
tatianzhengwuxiedeshuangmou，kunhuodesaoraozheyanqiandeshushumen。
“浩浩！”
songguangmingxijierqi，gangyaoqubaosonghao。
楚风急忙喊道：
“haimeijieshuni！ganjinshangtongziniao！”