“mingyunshiyigeqiaozhuangdabanderenwu。meiyoubizheizhangliangenghuipianrendele。”——yuguo。
wojiaohesheng，shifumingshigong、anjudeyimingxing、jing，wozaijulicongshixingzhengongzuoyijingyoubushaoniantoule，danshuoqiwodezushang，taqueshiyimingwuzuo。
2016nian，woyibucuodechengjibiyeyufumingshijingxiao，jintian，danqianyigeyue，wozhengzaimangzheshixideshihou，shoujituranshoudaoleyitiaoweixin：“kuaihuijia，buranlaibujile！”
woyikanshigemoshengrenfalaide，jiumeiyoulihui，sheizhidaoduifanghaoxiangfengleyiban，shijingdijiwofa，neixinxiyizhiqudaole“999”tiao，houxuhaiyouyigetuan。
woxiangzheidaodizenmehuishi？suiranxiangbuqing，danwoyishidaojialikendingchushile。
womashangzuoshangleqiche，wangjialigan，huidaojialidesiheyuan，wojingyadifaxianmenchangkaizhe，yijinqufuqinjingranbeibizhidiguazailetingyuandewuyanzhixia！
dangshitayijingsitoule，shenshangbeikanlejishidao，xiafangyinweishangdiaoshijianguozhanghoushi、jinle，tadeshe、touzhizhididalexialai，toufabeirencheditiguang！
wodangshiguizaitademianqian，henxiangbatanongxialai，dananzhaowodegaodugenbenzuobudao。
buzhidaoguoleduojiu，wocaixiangqilebaojing。
jingchalaidaohou，shitihenkuaijiubeidaizoule，tamenjingguodiaochashuowobabashibeimoushade，xiongshouhenkuaijiubeizhuadaole，ranerwojuedeneibingbushizhenxiong。
yinweineizuifanbeiqiangjuedeshihou，wodeshoujiyoushoudaoleneigetuan，neishiyigebeijixingdetuan。
xiafanghaiyouyijuhua：“woshinimenhejiazaiemeng，nidefuqinqishishiwoshade，nilaizhaowoa！wogennishuo，nigenheguanghuichadeyuanle，niyibeizidoubukenengzhaodaowode！haahaha！！”
“baba！”wocongemengzhongjingxing，mantoulenghan，zheicaifaxianzheigeyingraowo6niandexinmoyouyicijinrudaowodejingshenshijiezhizhong。
wokanzhejingzizhongqiaocuideziji，ganjuezijidemaibotiaodongdefeikuai，suiranyijingfanfuzuolezheigeemengshangwancile，ranerwoyiranmeicidoujuedewubijingkong。
wogangxiangqilaixiyibalian，shoujiquexiangle，shiwomenchengzuixiaozudeliuzuzhangdalaide：“hezuzhang，nimashangguolai，tianyuyoulechangchuxianleyijianjingan，xuyaowomenxiaozujiarudiaocha！”
“xing，nijuedewoyouxingquma？”
“baozhengnicishengwuhui！”liuyuningshuowanzheijuhuamashanggualedianhua。
wosuiranwuyu，dantameicidouzheiyang，wozhihaodiyishijiankaichechufale。
laidaoleyoulechang，wofaxianbushaodexing、jingzhengbaoweileyigemotianlun，wogangkaishihaiyiweizenmehuishi，dangwodemuguangchaozhemotianlundeyichuchexiangkanqushi，dunshijingyaleqilai。
yijuwanqudenvshijingranhaoxiangqiaoqiaobanyiyangbeiguazailechexiangdexiafang，suizhehuanghundelengfengzuoyouyaobai，jiangyingdewanruofu、baide、kuweideshuzhiyiban，haowushengqi。
gengjiaguiyideshi，neimotianlunjingranhaidaizhenvshizaibankongzhongzhuandong！
xianchangbushaodeyoukeyijingbeiminjingzugezaiyiduanjulizhiwai，danxuduorenhaishizhengxiankonghoudizaipaishezhaopian，huozheyilunanzideqingkuang。
“zheiyetaiherenleba，zhenggenvrenbeiguashangqule，zhiqianzenmemeiyouliuyia！”
“gangcaibushixiabaoyuma？tiankonghenhei，meiyourenzhuyidaomotianlundeqingkuang！”
“duia，xianzaitingyule，jiuyourenfaxianshangmiandeshitile！”
baoandeshiyixieyouke，dangshitamenshixiangwanmotianlunde，quewuyizhongfaxianneiguazhedenvshi，hedepi、guniaoliu。
liuyuningzhengzaigenyigegongzuorenyuangoutong，dasuanzhuandongmotianlunbashiticongshangmiannongxialai，woganghaolaidaoletadeshenbian。
“nilaidezhenghao，ninvermeizaima？”
“tayinggaiganlaile。”wotaitoukanzheneiyaohuangdenvshi，yanqiandeliuyuningzhengshiwomenchengzuixiaozudefuzuzhang，tazhangdegaotiaowumei，qizhifeifan，jinshendejingfusuozaishenshang，yifuyingzisashuang，wubizhuanyedemoyang。
ciketashenbianhaizhanzhejimingxing、jing，doushiwomenjingduideren，keshigongzuorenyuangenwomenshuo：“diannaobeiheirule，motianlunkongzhibule！”
“bushiba？kanlaihaizhenderanghexinzheiweidashenguolaia！”
“fangxin，woyijingcuicule！”
yihuierhou，yigenianlingdagai18suizuoyoudenvhai，laidaolexianchang，tachuanzhekatongyifu，liuzhemawei，yilianzhi、nen，keshijingduiderenkandaotaquezunjingwubi：“hexin，nilaile！”
hexinduoshuo，dakaishoubiao，zaizhuozishangtouyingleyigejianpan，jiezhezaiqiangbishangchuxianleyigepingmu。
hexinbushishei，zhengshiwodeyangnv，jutiqingkuangzhinengzhuisudaotaxiaoshihoudeyigeanjian，dangshishiyigelinliedehandong，tadefumudoubeishahaile，shiwofuzedeanzi。
yinweitameiyourenzhaogu，xiongshoumeiyouzhaodao，wozhinengzhaoguzheta，meixiangdaoyizhaogujiushineimeduonianle，zheixienianwomenkeyishuoshixiangyiweiming。
pangbiandeyoulechanggongzuorenyuanhaoqidao：“nizheishizaizuoshenme？”
“使用电脑啊！”
“a，huaxiadejingchaguoranlihai，zheimeweixingdediannaonengyongma？”tashuozhe，quejingyadifaxianzhenggeqiangbidoushipingmu。
yizhencaozuozhihou，motianlunzhongyutingzhile，shitishunlibeiwomennonglexialai。
keshiwomenfayikedeliangzhurenyijingzaiyanshile。
wolaidaoleshitidepangbian，nachuyigewanhuatong，duizhesizhezhaoleyixia，liuyuninghehexindengrenlisuodangrandikanzhewo，danqitajingyuanquejuedehenhaoqi。
tamenconglaimeiyoujianguowoshiyongzheigewanhuatong，qishizheigeshiwuyingfansheguan，nengqingxidibianrenchugengjiaduosizheshenshangdehenji。
“shenshangkugan，pifufulan，yanjiaomohunzhuojiazhong，shijiangchengxianhuanhezhuangtai，shibanji、yabutunse，siwangshijianzai24gexiaoshizhinei！”liangfayishuozhe，wozaishitishenshangsaleyixiehuangjiu，shitibenlaimeiyouxianludeshanghen，quanbuchuxianle。
xianhongxianhongdehenjirangrenkanzhewubijingya，liangfayiquemadao：“hezuzhangnibieluangaoa，nizheishizuoshenme？”
“huangjiunengrangsizhezangnideshanghencongxinbaoluchulai！”
“zenmekeneng？niyiweishifaguangana！xinghede，wozaojiukanbuguonile，bieyiweizhiqianpolejigeanzi，jiuyiweizijishifuermosile！”
“zheibifaguanganyaolihaiduole！”wolengmodihuidadao。
“heng，jiunizheigewuzuo，nandaohaibiwomenweidadefayixuelihaima？zhenshi**zhiji！”