翌日，上午。
chuyangnazheyoutiduqinyindehunshu，laidaoxujiafudi。
gangburuzheipianquyu，tajiufaxianxufudefengshuidizangbuyiban。
“tianganxianling，jiamugaosong，yimurouren，binghuochilie，dinghuoweiming……yunlingzhiqichanrao。”
“dizhizangyou，zishuiyongdong，choutuhouzhong，yinmushengfa，maomufanmao……dilingzhiqiguchen。”
“kongqizhongyinyinyouhuoshuzhiqi，fenghuangshuhuo，nandaoshuo……”
meidengchuyangxixiang，guanjiakandaohunshushangdetiduqinyin，bugandaiman，lianmangdaizhetalaidaozhengtang。
“ba，niyidingyaobangwobaipinga。”
“zuowanwogenpengyouheduolejiu，chegangchumenjiubarenjizhuangle。woyihaipajiukaichepaole，yebuzhidaoneigerensimeiyou。”
cishidezhengtang，zuozaiyizishangkudelihuadaiyudenvzi，zhengshixujiasanxiaojiexuruotong。
xuhongchangzhouzhemeitou，zhangtanyikouqi。
“sanyatou，zuijiuzhaoshitaoyi，qingkuangzheimeelie，nizuowanzenmebugenwoshuoni！nengyongqianlaichuli，womenjiqianjiushi。wanyitamenyijingxiangjingdubaojing，woyaozoutonghenduoguanxicainengbaiping！”
呜呜呜——
“wodangshitaihaipale……”
jiuzaizheishi，guanjiadaizhechuyangzoulejinlai。
“laoye，tiandadexishi！tiducihun，zheiweishiguye！”
什么？！
tiducihunjiwomenxujia？
xuhongchangzhengchousanyatouzhaoshitaoyideshi。
hurantingdaozheijianxishi，naozilidechouyunlimayanxiaoyunsan。
tidukeshichengzhongquanlizuidadedarenwu！
tiducihun，neiduixiangnengchama？
zhishaoyedeshijingshumougaocengdegongzi。
zhenghaonengjiejuesanyatoudemafan。
“hao！haoa！laotiandaiwomenxujiabubo，jiwocileyigejinguixu。”xuhongchangduizhechuyangdingjingyikan。
嘶——
jiushizheishendabanweimianyetaididiaole，genputongrenkanshangqumeishenmequbie。
budengxuhongchangfawen，fangfozhuazhujiumingdaocaodexuruotong，lianmanglaidaochuyangmianqian。
“zhendeshitidujiwocidehunma？”
“hunshuzaizheier，zijikanba。”
chuyangduixuruotongmeishenmeganqing，zhishidanchunxiangyinxingmaiming。
zhiyaodangshangmennvxu，buchufengtou，jiumeirenzhuyidaota。
kandaohunshushangdetiduqinyin，xuhongchanggengjiajuededuifangdeshenfenbujiandan，yushilianmangwendao：“wodehaonvxu，qingwennishinajiadegongzigeya？”
“gongzige？”chuyangxiaozheyaoleyaotou，“wozaiyinlongzhenkaileyijiazhensuo，shimingzhongyi。”
“诊所的中医？！”
xuruotongdengdayanjing，buganxiangxinzijitingdaoleshenme。
“tianna！woyaojiajiyigemingbujianjingchuandexiaozhongyiweiqi？”
“nongcuoleba？tiducihun，zenhuirangwomenxiajiani？”xuhongchangkuxiaodao，“wodehaonvxu，niyidingshizaigenwomenkaiwanxiaoduibudui？”
呃——
楚阳耸了耸肩。
“buyongjiadaowojia，womeifangzi，suoyidezhuzainimenzheier。”
还是上门女婿？
xuruotongtingdaozheijuhua，rutongwuleihongdingyiban，bengkuidedahandajiao。
“nizheichoudiaosi，zheihunshukendingshijiade，tiduzenmehuijinicihun！wojiushisiyebujiajini……gun！nijiwoguna！”
“ai，zhei……”xuhongchangyoudianzuoyouweinan。
zuobianbuganweibeitidudecihun，youbianyoubuxiangzijidebaobeinverjiajiqiongxiaozi。
jiuzaizheishi，menwaihuranchuangruyiqunchuanzheheiyi，mianxiangbushandenanren。
zhengtangmenkoudelianggejiadingzhengyaozulan，quebeiweishouzhirenyijiaochuaifeijimiyuan。
“nimenshishei！zennengsuiyichuangrusirenfudi？”xuhongchanglianmangzouguoqu。
“nidebaobeinverzhuanglewomenwuhubangderen，jingranzhijiekaichepaole，yiweilaozizhaobudaoshisheizhuangde？”
xuhongchangtingwen，daochouyikouliangqi。
sanyatoujuranzhuangdeshiwuhubangderen！
这下麻烦了！
zheiwuhubanggenjingshuguanxijinmi，zhaojingshukongpadoumeifabaipinga！
“dui……duibuqi……wobushiguyide，zhenbushiguyide。”xuruotongbeihedehuarongshise。
“laozixiongdixianzaihaitangzaiyiyuan，nitamayijuduibuqijiusuanle？”
weishouzhirenmingjiaojiangkui，zaiwuhubangzhongpaixinglaowu，daoshangderenyejiaotawuge。
“womenkeyipeiqian，nimenkaigejia，womenjinliangmanzu，nikanzenmeyang？”xuhongchangkeqideshangliangdao。
“he……youjigechouqianlebuqi，jirannimenxiangpei，neijiubanimenxujiadeguwanshengyidoujiwomenwuhubang，liandaineixiegudongyiqi，douguiwomen！”
xuhongchangyanjianyichou，qidefadou，“guwanshengyishiwomenxujiadegenben，nibawomenguwandeshengyidouqiangzoule，neiwomenhaizuoshenmeshengyi？”
“关我屁事！”
jiangkuitaishouxianfanzhuozi，mamalielie。
“shenmejiaoqiang？neishinimenpeijiwomendeyiyaofei！bujiyexing，zuijiuzhaoshitaoyi，gounijiabaobeinverzaidalaolidaigewunianbanian，wowusuowei。”
“ba……wobuxiangzuolaoa，ruguoyaoquzuolao，wohaiburusilesuanle。”
xuhongchangdelianseyuelaiyuenankan。
yaomeziduanshengyi，baxujia70%deshourulaiyuangongshourangren。
yaomebaobeinverhuiquzuolao。
割谁都是心头肉啊！
jiuzaizheishi，dazhiqingchushiqinglailongqumaidechuyang，manyouyoudikaikoushuodao：
“nishuozhaoshitaoyi，youzhengjuma？”
“dangranyouzhengju，zheishiwopaideshipin，nizijikan。”yigexiaodinachushouji，diankaileshipinbofang。
“congchezichulutiantingchechangkaishigenpai，nihaitinghuiweibuxianzhi，nandaoshizhidaoxuxiaojiehuizhuangnimenderen？haishishuo，nimenjiushiguyide？”
xuhongchanghuangrandawu，“zheishinimenshedeju！”
beichaichuan，jiangkuiyidianyebuhuang，liezuiluchuhuangyaxiaozhangdao：
“jiusuanshiwomenshedejuyouruhe？zuijiuzhaoshitaoyishishishi，budayingwomendeyaoqiu，mashangjingshudechejiulaizhuaren，nimenkanzheban！”
“nimendaibuzou。”chuyangcongrongdeshuodao。
“bushi，gemen！nisheia？”
“这不重要……”
“qunimade！laoziyiweinishishenmedarenwu，chuzaineierhaitinghuren！”
姜奎唾了一口。
“wojinimenbantianshijiankaolv，yaomebaguwanshengyijiaochulai，yaometaquzuolao。”
“huozhe……wokanzheixiaoniuzhangdebunao，guanzaijialidangxiaoqingrennuannuanchuangyebucuo。ruoshibaxiaoyewofushihaole，shuobudinghainengjinimingfen。”
哈哈哈——
zhouweidexiaodimenquandouxiaoqilai。
xuruotongbengkuidepengzheliandakubuzhi。
忽然！
嗖的一声！
youshenmedongxizazailejiangkuidemianmenshang，bamenyadoujidaqueyike。
“shei！sheitamarengdeshitou！”
jiangkuiwuzhelian，zuilimanshixue。
“wuge，meikandaoyourendongshoua？”
“我也没看到。”
jiangkuitaiqitou，ehenhendikanleyiquan。
zhengtanglibianchulexuhongchanghexuruotongzhiwai，jiuzhishengxiachuyang。
“made，kendingshini！”
chuyanglengranyixiao，“ninazhiyanjingkandaoshiwo？”
“shaotamafeihua，jiupinglaozikanbuguanni，jiuyouliyoukansini！”
huayingangluo，zhouweixiaodimenfenfentaochudaozi，jiudengjiangkuiyishengmingling。
“住手！”
剑拔弩张之际！
menwaiyishengqiboyin，zhendezheixierentoupifazha！