“嘶～”
zheixinggandebakuaifuji，youjingdeyaoshen，kuankuodexiongtang，fanzuixianchanga！
mujinsumeixiangdaogangchuanshu，jiudabaoyanfu。
“kangoulemei，bajieyaojiwo！”
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shijiantaijiu，mujinsujibutaiqingxiaoshuojuqing，erqietahaoxianghaimeikanwan。
sheizhidaojuranmomingqimiaojiuchuanjinlaile？
chuanshuqian，kubidagongren。
chuanshuhou，haomenfutaitai。
这波不亏！
zhishitameishengguowa，yebuzhidaozenmegenxiaohaizixiangchu，erqieyuanzhugentadeyiduilongfengtaiguanxibingbuhemu。
xiaoshuolilingyetingsihuhaiyouyigegenchulianshengdedaerzi。
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haiyougangcaide“fanzuixianchang”，shiyuanzhuweilebaofuheexinlingyeting，gousun。
yebuzhidaogebidefanpaixiaoshuzenmeyangle，yaoxiaoyinggaikuaiguoleba？
mujinsunachushouji，xianggengduodelejieyixiexinxi，quebuliaowangshangquanshimatadeshengyin。
[mujinsunigeexinbaladenvren，gunchuyulequan！]
[womengegegennihezuojianzhidaolebabeizimei，nizenmebuqusi？]
[duizijiqinguroudouxiadequhenshoudenvren，haipeizuoyimingyanyuan，peizuorenma？]
yuanzhushiyimingshibaxianxiaoyanyuan，qianbujiugenyigedanghongxiaoxianrouhezuoleyibuouxiangju，yinweibaochuyoujiabaoxingwei，beiwangyoumenmadegouxuelintou。
shouji**tuwudixiangqi，lahuilemujinsupiaohudesixu。
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“meimei，buyaopa，yougegezai，yaoshizheiyicihuaimamazaigenneigehuainvrenqifuwomen，womenjiutongyibababataganchuqu！”
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mujinsudalegepenti，shisheizaixiangta？
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“wawuwuwu！huaimamayoulaihewole，wuwuwu……”
mujinsuzhalezhayanjing，youxiehuangluan。
shenmeqingkuang，zheixiaonvwazenmekule？
她有那么吓人吗？
lingjiayuyilianjiebeididengzhemujinsu，zhangkaishuangbeibameimeihuzaishenhou，“huaimama，buxuqifumeimei！”
“woshenmeshihouqifutale？”
mujinsuzhengzheyishuangwugudedayanjing，yiwen。
yebuguailianggexiaojiahuozheimehaipata，yuanzhuyiqiandexingweiqueshijihaizimenzaochenglebuxiaodexinliyinying。
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lingjiayutanqi，tazheimeimeizenmeyidiandoubuzhengqi，wanglemeicitakuzheyaomujinsubaobaota，zheihuainvrendouxianqidizoukailema？
“xiaojiahuozhenkelian，kuaiguolairangmamibao。”
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“！！！”lingjiayumengbile。
mujinsuzheihuaimamashichicuoyaolema？
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“xiexiemami，xinxinhaoxiangnia～”
xinxinchenjinzaimujinsudehuaibaoli，xiaoxiaodeyizhishunjianyouledadadexingfuhekuaile，tahaoxiwangmamiyizhizheimebaozheta。
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mujinsucishibingbuzhidaolianggexiaojiahuodexinlihuodong，tazhizhidao，ruguotagenyuanzhuyiyangduidailianggehaizi，buchuduoshi，jiuhuibeilingyetingchuaichuqu。
erqiezheimekeaidexiaotuanzi，tazhendechaoai，ruanmianmiandeyituanzhendehaoshufu，haojieya！
kanleyanbuzhisuocuodelaoda，mujinsushitanxingdiwen：“gege，yaobuwoyebaoyixiani？”
lingjiayuyanshenlishanguoyisihuangluan，danhenkuaijiuzhendingxialai，bieguotouqu，zuiyingdao：“buyao！”
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“nimenkandaolouxiayuanzilineigenvrenlema，womenfanggouyaotazenmeyang？”
mujinsugouchunyixiao，manlianxiezhe：woyaogaoshiqingle！
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mujiaoerneigehuainvrenbushimamazuixihuandejiejiema，pingshitamenyaoshiganshuotayijubuhao，mamajiuhuixiongtamen。
zenmejintianhaiyaofanggouyaota？
坏妈妈中邪了吗？
mujinsujiaolegeyongren，quhouyuanlibalingyetingyangdehashiqifangchulai。
“aaa，jiuminga！”
“mujinsu，nikuaichulaijiuwo，zheifenggouyaoyaosiwole！”
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youqishimujinsu，pazailanganshangxiaodehebulongzui。
“jiejie，menzaineibian，kuaiquyiyuandakuangquanyimiao！busong！”