第3章 林有双你完了

“啊!”

jiangwanwanhurankuazhangdijiaolesheng。

叫声十分复杂。

xinxu、jingya、wudizironghunzaqizhong。

waimiangenlaiderenzhinengtinggesheng,tingdaozheisheng,xiaonianqinglianpihongtoule。

bushuobieren,qieshuozheixinshangrenmeijiniandedaduizhangzhanghongridourenbuzhucuolecuoerduo:“hongjielimian……limianzayangle?”

qunzhongmenhongzhelian,lianggeshouhuxiangchazaixiuzili,qiqishuqileerduo。

是啊,咋样了?

neigesheibaneigesheizayangle?

俩人穿没穿衣服啊?

是不是还没起来呢?

……

weiernengkandaolimianhuamiandegehonglingliansebiandefeichangbuhao,tarangkaiweizhi,lengshengshuo:“nimenzijiguolaikanba!”

张红日嘴巴啧了声。

“红姐这不好吧!”

抓奸呢!

闹着玩呢吗?

tagedalaoyemenwanyikandaobuganjingdehuamianzhangzhenyanzenmeban?

gehonglingyanshenlengsousoudidengleyiyanlinyoushuang,youdengleyiyanzhanghongri:“nengkan,guolaiba。”taniangde,tajiubupazhangzhenyanlema?

zhanghongrishigerenjing,burannengnianjiqingqingzuodaodaduizhangma?qiaozhegehonglinghualiyouhua,tayanjingbudenglimianderen,fanerdengzhelinyoushuang,xinliyoulezijidexiaojiujiu。

tabanzhedahonglianzouguoqu。

youyouyouyigewanglimiantantoukan。

menggubaohenpojiule,baisedezhangzineibufanhuang,bumanlechentu,jiandingbufenjiezhezhizhusi,buyaodezhuozichangzhetuidaozaidishang,yituanbeizisanzaizhuojiaopang,dizhongyangjiazhehuodui,piaoliangdaobushirenjianyanhuodeguniangnazhegengunzi,gunzishangchuanzhetuzi,hongzheyanjing,cankuidiwangguolai。

jiangwanwanyaolexiachun,yanleidiliuliushunzheliangunxiaqu。

“duibuqidaduizhang,wo……wozhendetaichanle,woxiangchikaotuzi。”

shuoqijiangwanwanjingrendeyanjiyebushishuolaijiulaide。

zheikeshizaiqiaodongdixia,renduodeshangchangmenkou,huochezhanmenkou,haiyouzhangtudabacheshang,yidianyouyidian,manmanyoumanman……lianchulaide。

kubuhao,zhuangbuhao,shiyaobushangfande。

jiangwanwankudebei,kudecan,kudeshuangyantonghong,youzhongwozhidaowocuole,nikeyimawo,danshiwozhidaonimenguolai,kendingshilinyoushuanggaofadewo,woxianzaichituzibeizhuale,youbeirenbeipanle。

wocuole,danshiwoyeshishouhaizhe。

zaijiangwanwanzhuanyejinengmanfendegongshixia,zhanghongrijuedeba……shiba……tingshuotashijingchenglaide,haishishenmesijiuchengjiangjiadeda**,yiqianyaofengdefengyaoyudeyu……ei,laizheibianshoukushounan,chandehuangle,suoyicaihaoleshehuizhuyidetumao。

bingfeizhanghongrihegehonglingwangkaiyimian,xincishouruan。

guaijiuguai,jiangwanwanzhishichigetuzi,nilinyoushuangjingrangaofataheshenxing**sitong!

yuanbendaduiyaozaoshouzhiqingheduiyuanweihunxiangaodechongji,xianzaihuaweiletouchituzi。

fengxianjiangdile,jiangwanwanyinhuidilileyigong。

linyoushuangni,zhangyawuzhua,xinshidandandaidajialaizhuaren,zuihoubaolulezijidezisidaidu,fengqibuzheng,nuhuojiujizhongdaotashenshangle。

zhiyulinyoushuangweishenmeyaoganzheimechundeshi。

大家不太关注。

zheiwanyiyouzhishangchengfen,wanyilinyoushuangjiushigechun**ni?

zhanghongriyishilenghengsheng,pingshixiaohehedelianpamanleshuang:“linyoushuang!zheijiushinishuodejiangzhiqingheshenxing**touqing?”

qunzhong:e?haiyoufanzhuan?

林有双早就傻了。

咋回事啊?

zuowanshangtamingmingxialeyaode,jiangwanwanzenmenenghaoduanduanzailimiantouchituzini?

对了!

linyoushuangzhizhejiangwanwanhongzheyanjingshuo:“tuzi!nimenkan,zheituzijiushishenxing**songguolaide!”

张红日冷笑。

葛红玲咬牙。

咣当一声。

jiangwanwanshoulidegunzicong**deshouxingunlexiaqu,zadehuoxingzizhaleyixia,tabuganzhixin,yaoyaohuanghuang,rufengzhongcanzhubanzhanleqilai。

tazhizhelinyoushuangdeshou,doutouzhebeiecanledewuligan。

“linyoushuangni、nizenmenenghedahuoershuowotouqingni?”

tamolebayanlei:“……zheituzimingmingshiwozuowanshangzijizhuade!”

jiangwanwankanzhezijideshouxin:“wozhualeyiwanshang,paoleyiwanshang,wokuaileisile,wohaixiangzhekaohaolebasigetuzituidoujini,nikehao,nijingranjubaowo!”

“bu,nihaiwumiewo!”

zhanghongritingdaojiangwanwanyaonachusigetuzituijilinyoushuang,lielexiazui:“nitingtingrenjia……ei!”

gehonglingliansegenglengle:“linyoushuang,zheilizhiyoujiangwanwanyigeren,nihaixiangzenmejiaobian?”

“nimenshiyiqicongsijiuchengxiafanglaidezhiqing,renqianhaodeheyigerenside,renhounijiushizheimeduitade!”

“daduizhang,wojuedelinyoushuangzheigerenxinshubuzheng,zuofengyouwenti,woshenqingzuzhijiaoyuta,bajintiandeshiqingjiludaotadanganshang,hejingchengneibianyeyaofankuixia,bixuyanjiachuli!”

“zhiyujiangzhiqing。”gehonglingyanzhonghuaguoyisilianmin,“jiangzhiqingyoucuozaixian,danyeguaitaxincuoren,zheijianshitayeshigeshouhaizhe,mingshengshoulei……jiuxiegebabaizijiantaoshuba。”

tameishuomeishoutuzideshi。

zhanghongriyezheimexiangde,zuanqiquantoufangzuibiankeleke。

zheikeshishuodashidebibeidongzuo,qunzhongmenxiangtakanguoqu。

zhanghongribengzhelian:“……gezhurenshuodedui,jiuzheimeban。”

“xiangqinmen,jiangzhiqingzhishielechanle,xiangkaotuzichi,haixiangbakaowandetuzisizhituixiexialaijilinyoushuangchi,linyoushuangbujinbuganen,fanguolaihaiwumiejiangzhiqing。dajiayaoyinyiweijie,buyaotingguo,kanguo,xuezhezuo!zheishibuhaodexingwei,nimenyaoyueshuhaozijidexingwei,buyaojizanshengchanduimohei,buran**shengchanduihuixiaohuawomenlaomenggubudongguiju!”

jieweizheiju,rangdajiadenuhuoyoushanglegecengci。

林有双彻底傻了!

“daduizhangnimentingwojieshi,nimenxiangxiang,womingzhidaotakaotuzi,woweishenmebanimendaiguolai?wozheibushizixunsiluma?”

budengdajiaqucaiyicishi,jiangwanwanconglimianchulaile。

tachuanzhejingchengjiukuanshibushan,napalansedeshanziyijingxidefabai,yebidangdifunvtongzhichuandehaoduole,waimianguozhejiantongyangbanxinbujiudedayi,yifuguozhexianshouderen,tahongzheyanjing,cuiruobukandichuxianzaidajiamianqian。

jiangwanwanbeitongzhijidiwuzhuxiongkou:“nigoule!”

“youshuang,nibuyaozaijiaobianle,wodoutingbuxiaqule!”

linyoushuangdengdaleyanjing,bukezhixin,dajiezaliangdaodisheizaijiaobiana,yaoshiwoxiade,renshiwocuohede,wojiubuxinniliangyidianshimeiyou?