第3章 傻子和金子   

xuzhanganlenglengdekanzhezhanglaoer,zhishuoleyigezi:“gun!”

ruguobushiyinweitashizhangqingdeqinshengfuqin,xuzhanganxianzaidouxiangzhijieyibazhangbatapaisui。

tiandixiazenmehuiyouzheiyangdeqinshoufuqin,maizijidenveryiciliangci,haixiangnazijidenverlaidizhai,zheizhongren,huozhezhenshilangfeiliangshi。

zhanglaoerkebusha,tazhidaozijixianzaibunengzou,tayaoshizoule,duchanglaobanheduchanglaoliuzheixiebeixuzhanganfeilederenjueduibuhuifangguota。

“siyatou,ninandaoyaojiandaoniqinshengfuqinwobeirenhuohuodasima?”

zhanglaoerhaipaxuzhangan,zheishazigangcaihenqilaideshihoutaiherenle,suoyitazhinengzhaozhangqing。

zhangqinghunshenweiweizhandou,hongzheyanjingdao:“ni…bupeizuowobaba!”

zhanglaoerlengxiaodao:“laozishiniqinba,nishentililiudeshilaozidexue。”

“laoziyaoshibeizheixierendasi,nijiushibuxiaonv,niyaoshibuguanlaozidesihuo,xiangnizheizhongbuxiaonv,nihaiyoulianhuozhema?”

zhanglaoerjixudao:“zheishazibushiyoujinzima?nixianggentazouyebushibuxing,zhiyaotazaijilaoziyikuaijinzi,laozijiurangnigentazou。”

zhangqingxinzhongnanshou,zhinengmaitoukuqi,tajiuzhidao,zheigenanrenbuhuiqingyifangtalikaide。

mailezijiyicihaibugou,haixiangyaomaidierci,zheijiushizijideqinba。

“zhanglaoer,nihaishirenma?zheiyangbizijideqinshengnver!”

“jiushi,nizheiduguizhenbuyaolian,xiaoqingdouyijingzheiyangle,nihaibufangguota。”

“zhanglaoer,ninandaobupatiandaleipima,nilaopobeinibisile,nihaixiangbisiniqinshengnverma?”

hongyancunliderenzaobeizheilidedongjingjingdong,paolaipomiaokanxi,xianzaidoukanbuxiaqu,fenfenkaikouzhizezhanglaoer。

zheixierendouduizhanglaoershenetongjue,zhidaotashishenmedexing,yexintengzhangqingzheikeliandeguinv。

“闭嘴!”

zhanglaoermadao:“laozishitaqindie,tayouzerenguanlaozidehoubanbeizi,yaobushitabianchenglechoubaguai,yitademeise,zaojiujiajilechenglidefuerdai,laoziyezaojiuguoshanghaorizile。”

“nimenzheixiesanba,nimenbushixintengzheisiyatouma?neinimentitajilaoziqiana!”

zhanglaoermadezheixiecunlirenhuadoubuganshuole,zhei**buyaolian,tamenhaiyaolianni。

xuzhanganzouhuizhangqingdeshenbian,talazhezhangqing,shentidenengliangbuduandejinruzhangqingdeshenti。

zhangqingjidongdeshihou,tashenruxinfeidedusujiuhuifazuo,zhiyouxuzhangandelinglicainengmianqiangyazhizhuzheixiedusu。

“jinzi,wokeyijini!”

xuzhanganzhidaozhanglaoerzheizhongrenshiyongyuanweibubaode,zhiyaotamenhaizaihongyancun,zhanglaoerkendinghuiyizhichanzhetamen,buhuifangguotamen。

xuzhangandao:“ni…xiezhangziju,wojinijinzi!”

zhanglaoeryanjingyiliang,zheishazizhendehaiyoujinzi,buhuishibaolesheijiadezufenba!

xuzhanganzaojiuzhidaohuangjinshizheigeshijiedeyingtonghuo,suoyitazhiqianjiushoujileshangbaidundehuangjin,fangzaishoushangdechuwujiezhong。

“keyi,laozimashangjiujinixieziju!”

zhanglaoerxiaodehenyinxian,yilianxiaozhangdedao:“buguonikebiexiangyongyikuaijinzijiubalaozidafale,nidebanisuoyoudejinzidoujilaozi。”

“buranpingnizheishazixiangdaizoulaozidenver,nizuomeng!”

zhanglaoershizhenbuyaolianle,jiranzheishazihaiyoujinzi,tabuquandouyaole,qibushitacaishizhendeshazi。

“不要脸!”

“**,liangeshaziyeqifu!”

“zhanglaoer,nizhenshigechusheng!”

cunlidelaorenmendoukanbuxiaqule,damazhanglaoer。

zhanglaoerkebuzaihu,tayaoshizaozhidaozheishaziyoujinzi,tazaojiupiandaoshoule。

“wo…zhiyouzuihouliangkuai!”

xuzhanganshuowanzhihou,jiazhuangpazaidishangkaishibaoqilai,shijishangtazhixuyaoyigeniantou,jiunengcongjiezhiliquchuhuangjin。

tazheiyangzuo,jiushiyaorangzheixierenxiangxin,tadehuangjinbuduo,erqiejiushimaizaidishangde。

zaibierenyanli,tahaishineigedashazi,yousheihuibajinzizheiyangmaizheni。

cunlihenduorendouanantanxi,zaozhidaozheishazimailejinzi,tamenzaodongshoule,nalilundedaozhanglaoerlaijianzheigedabianyi。

jifenzhongzhihou,xuzhanganbaolehaojigekeng,zuizhonghaizhendebaochulaileliangkuaijinzi。

zhiyuweishenmeyaobaozheimeduokeng,ziranshiyaorangzheixierenbatadangchengzhendeshazi,liantazijidoukuaiwangjijinzimaizaishenmedifangle。

“xieziju,wojinijinzi。”

xuzhanganjinjindezhuazhuliangkuaijinzi,neijinzhangdemoyangrangrenkanjianjiujuedetashizhenshazi。

zhanglaoerjidongdeshenzidouzhandouqilai,renbuzhuhahadaxiao,facaile,fadacaile。

“haohaohao,xie,laozimashangjiujinixie!”

zhanglaoerganjinpaoquzhaozhihebi,xiezijueryi,zhiyaonenghuanliangkuaijinzi,rangtaxieshenmetadouyuanyi。

ercunlineixieren,doudingzhexuzhanganshenhoudepomiao,tamenshenzhihuaiyi,zheipomiaolishibushihaizangzhejinzi,yourenyijingkaishichunchunyudong,zhunbeiwajinzile。

xuzhanganlazhezhangqing,tazhidao,zheipomiaoyihoushizhendebunengdaile。

zhiyujinzi,jiusuanzheixierenbapomiaofanguolai,yezhaobudaobankuaijinzi。

zhanglaoerhenkuaijiunazhezijupaolehuilai,bianpaobiandao:“zijuxiehaole,laozishuohuasuanhua,yihouzheisiyatoudesihuo,genlaozikemeiguanxi,nizhei**,xiangdaitaqunajiuquba。”

xuzhanganjieguoziju,ranhoubatafangdaozhangqingshouli。

qishizijubingbuzhongyao,xuzhanganyaozhanglaoerxieziju,shixiwangzhangqingnenggouzhenzhengdefangxia。

erzheizhangziju,jiushirangzhangqingchedidefangqizhanglaoerzheigeqinshengfuqindedongxi。

xuzhanganxiangdiulajiyiyangdebaliangkuaijinzidiujizhanglaoer,lazhezhangqingjiuzou。

tamengangzou,neiqunzaojiudengbujidecunminmenyijingchongjinlepomiao,kaiqilewajinzhilu。

xuzhanganjiushizhangqingdeyanjing,daizhetazaiheiyelailindeshihoulikailehongyancun。

“shagua!nibajinzidoujileta,womenchuquyihouzenmeshenghuo。”

zhangqingxianzaiqingsonglehenduo,zhiyaonenglikaizheigediyuyiyangdedifang,qunalidouxing。

tashuoxuzhanganshagua,shiqinnidechenghu,bushizhenderenweixuzhanganshishagua。

xuzhanganxiaole,heiheidedao:“jinzi,wohaiyou!”

zhangqingganjinzuzhixuzhangan,dishengdao:“shagua,yihoubiedaochuluanshuoniyoujinzi,waimianhuairenhenduode。”

xuzhanganheiheidexiaozhe,tahaihuipajigehuairenma?

wufeishixietujiwagou,fanjianlouyieryi!