第1章 大概可能也许母鸡是吃沙子长大的吧!

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“zazuolezheimeduozhou,baijiadexiaojianren,buzhidaozheiniantouliangshiduanquema?

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nishuoshuo,nixiaoxiaonianjixinzaneimeduni,xujiayangnizhenburuyangyitouzhu,zhudoubinizhiqian。”

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a,peipeipei.......

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