第6章 算总账(2066字)

suchenwanwanxiangbudao,zijidenvpengyou,jingrangendangchuxianhaitaruyuderenzaiyiqi!

haiyikouyishengdejiaozhe‘songgege’,yifufengqingwanzhongdemoyang。

banianle,dangchujiushiyinweisongzijiandiaoxiluxiaomei,tacaichushoujiangqitongshang,duansonglezijideqiantu,lianleilezijidejiaren。

daotoulaiqueshizheiyangdejumian。

呵呵!

还要多讽刺?

“你…你是?”

tingdaozheishuxideshengyin,luxiaomeiyiliandenanyizhixin。

tabuduandaliangzheyanqianzheizhangwubishuxidelian,“zhendeshini!suchen!nichuyule?”

“yo!wohaiyiweishisheini,yuanlaishizanmenzhonghaidiyicaizia,xiangdangnianquanshizuigaofendetiancai。nibushiquzuolaolema,zheishitiqianchuyule?”

songzijianyerenlechulai,renbuzhuyinyangguaiqidao。

yihuoshouxiayegenzhehahadaxiao,chaofengdao:

“e,wozhidaole,yuanlaishinia!”

“gejige,nimenhaijibujide,banianqianyougeshax,buzilianglideshanglezanmensongshao,jieguobeisongjinlejianyu。”

“jide,dangranjide。yuanbenzhishisanniandexingqi,danzanmensongshaoyijuhua,jiujitajiadaolebanian,hahaha,zenmeyang,zuolaodeziweishibushihenbuhaoshoua?”

“zheijiahuo,huogai,ganduisongshaoyedongshou,jianzhijiushibuzhisihuo!”

yipianmanmashengzhong,suchenlianshangyijiukanbudaosihaoshense。

rujindeta,kandaizheixiexiaohunhun,rutongshizuolouyi。

xiajiejianwu,youqinengdongyaoshangweiwangzhedexinjing。

“luxiaomei,nijiumeiyoushenmeyaogenwoshuodema?”

他淡淡开口。

zheishijiluxiaomeiyicijieshidejihui。

tongyang,yeshiweiyideyicizijiujihui。

“苏尘…我…我…”

luxiaomeiyouxiebuzhidaogaizenmejieshi,danzhuantouyikansongzijian,dunshiyoushiwukongshuodao:

“haoba,woyebumanzheni,niquzuolaodediyigeyuewojiugensongshaoyezaiyiqile。”

“suchen,buyaoguaiwo。wohainianqing,wodeqingchunyouzhewuxianzhongkeneng,womeibanfashuofuzijidengni。”

“kuangqieniyekandaole,songshaojiadayeda,youqianyoushi,nayidianbubinihao?”

“niyaoshizhenxinaiwodehua,jiubugaizudangwoxunzhaoxingfu。”

tashizhonghaidiyidaxuedexiaohua,banianqiangengshiqingchunjingli,pingshenmeyaoxishengzijideqingchun,qudengyigelaogaifan?

“呵呵!”

suchenzichaodexiaolexiao,meixiangdaotaqingxinfuchuzheimeduo,zuizhongjingranlunweiyizhikeliandetiangou!

zheiyishun,talianseshunjianbiandejiqiyinleng。

yipang,yeyuqintingdaoluxiaomeizheixiehua,dunshiqideshenzidouzaizhandou,tazhizhezheibiandamadao:

“xiaomei!nitaiguofenle!wangwojiachenerdangchuduinineimehao!”

“wosuanshizhidaoshangtianweishenmeyaorangwoxiayanle,yinweiwoshirenbuminga,yaoshiwozaoyidiankanchulainishizheizhongren,woduanduanbuhuitongyichenergennizaiyiqi!”

zhibuguoxianzai,shuoshenmedouwanle。

zhengcishi,menwaiyouyouyiliangchetingxia。

genzhe,yigeweisuoyanjingnandayaodabaidezoulejinlai,“songshao,xiaomeijie。”

tachanmeidedazhaohu,youdao:

“anzhaonimendefenfu,woyijingbaneixiapozidesuoyoujixudoujipianleguolai,xianzaitajiayijingjiebukaiguole,lianfandouchibushang。lai,zheishijintiancongtaneinadebabaikuaiqian,jiusuanshiwoxiaojingsongshaohexiaomeijiele。”

jiandaozheigeren,suchenyuanbenjiuchongmansushadeyanshenzhizhong,gengshibengshechulaiyidaodaopimiwudangdeshayi!

yinweizheijiahuo,zhengshiyizhiqipiantamuqinqiancaide**,wanglvshi!

“你…你说什么?”

“wanglvshi…yuanlainiyizhidoushizaipianwo?”

zheiwubishuxideshengyin,rangyeyuqinyixiazijiutinglechulai。

tawubijidong,dangjijiuxiangyaoshangqianlilun。

wanglvshizhuantouyikan,yeshichayileyimiao,“kao!nimendouzaizhei!”

xiapozizai,tadefeiwuerzizai,neigeguafulinruoxueyezai!

jianyeyuqinfalefengyiyangchongshanglaizhuazhetabufang,wanglvshibunaifan,mengdiyibajiangtatuidaozaidi,pokoudama,“gunnimade!sixiazi!laozijinggaoni,yaoshibalaoziyifunongzangle,jiusuanneiniqiguangexialainaqumaileniyepeibuqi!”

jianzijidejihuayijingbailu,songzijianwanweiyixiao,suoxingyemeishenmehaozhuangde,yitanshoushuodao:

“jirandouyijingrangnimenzhuangjianle,neiyejiumeishenmehaoyinmandele。bucuo,wanglvshishiwopaiguoqupiannimende。”

“hahaha,zenmeyang,shuangbushuang?”

“goudongxi,jingranganshanglelaozi,laozijiaoniquanjiadoumeihaoriziguo!”

“xiapozi,nizhibuzhidaonizhendehenchun,genbenbuxuyaoshenmegaojidepianshu,zhiyaoshuonenggoujinierzifanan,nibidinghuinaqianchulai。”

“zheibabaikuaiyanbuyanshu?tingshuoshinisangeyuedejixushiba?”

“suanshangzhiqianneixie,yeyoubushaole。”

songzijianyifuxiaozhangmoyang,guyitianletianshouzhi,yibianyouyibiandeshuzheshoushangbazhangchaopiao。

meishuyici,yeyuqinhelinruoxuedexinjiutengtongyici。

“bazhangchaopiao,ganghaobanianshijian,lai,suchen,zheibabaikuaiqianjiujinile。”

“nikebuyaoyiweizheishiduinizuolaodebuchanga,zheishiwowanleninvpengyoubanian,jinidailvmaozidexinkufei!”

yifanhua,yindezhongxiaodihahadaxiao。

luxiaomeiyerenjunbujin,yanmianxiaodao:“songshao,nihuaisile,shenmejiaowanlewobanian,zheibanianlai,maosimeiyicidoushiwozhudongwannideya。”

yishuoqizaichuangshangdefengliuzhishi,songzijianjiurenbuzhuliangyanfangguang,luxiaomeineigumeidaoguzilidejinger,shigenanrendouwufazudang。

“shishishi,doushinizhudongde。”

taheiheixiaozhe,yishuangbuanfendeshou,yijingkaishizailuxiaomeishenshangyouzouqilai。

yibianmozhe,zhuanshenbianyaolikai,“zou,jintiankaixin,zanmenhuanjiadajiudianchifan,woqingke。”

“站住!”

errengangzhunbeizou,suchenkaikoule。

yanshenzhizhongneiyimohenli,yijingzhuanhuanchengwujindeshayi。

“banianshijian,yonglaikanqingchuyigeren,queshihenbuzhide。”

“luxiaomei,zhishaozaijintianzhiqian,woconglaimeiyouguaiguoni。”

“dancongxianzaikaishi,niwoyidaoliangduan,youxiezhang,woshishihouyaogennimenhaohaodeqingsuanyixiale。”

ciyanyichu,songzijiandengrenxianshiyileng,gezixianghuduiwangleyiyan,yilianmangran,suihoujiurenbuzhupengfudaxiaoqilai!

“哈哈哈哈!”

“zheijiahuo,shenjingbingba?”

“tazaishuoshenmehuhua?”

“nigeshax,yiweizijizaipaidianyingma?”

“hahaha,haixianggenwomensuanzhang,niyepei?”