第6章 这小子乱搞女人

kaishideshihou,luozekaihaibijiaowenrou。

manmande,liduyuelaiyueda。

fangjingjiujuezijirupengzhangdeqiqiu,zaizhiredehuoyanzhongpiaolaipiaoqu。

shentirelanggungun,fangfosuishihuibaozha。

“啊……”

yiguzhuoqihuchu,fangjingjiaochuanyisheng。

shentiyiruan,buyouzizhutanzuozaiyizishang。

luozekaiyehenchongdong,danyezhidaozheilibuanquan,biantiezaifangjingerbianyouhuodao:“qipannenghefangzhurengengjiashenrudejiaoliu,jintianwojiubushihoufangzhuren,xianzouyibule。”

fangjingyouxiuyouqi,xieletayiyan:“ganjingun。”

“haha。”luozekaishuxindexiaoxiao。

pingshigaogaozaishangdefangzhuren,juranhaihuisajiao。

luozekaidabuzouchufangjian,dachewangjiagan。

tabixuzaijingfangzhaodaotazhiqian,baneibiqianchulidiao。

henkuai,luozekaidaolejia。

gangtuikaijiamen,zhangxiaolibianrutongshoujingdetuzibanmengdicuanleguolai,jiaojidiwen:“nimeishiba?”

luozekaigenbenmeilizheigecha,zhijieledangdewen:“qianni?”

“rangwosongdaowomeimeidebinguanle。”

tameimeizhangxiaoya,xianzaixianlizuidadebinguan——zhengyangbinguandangdatangjingli。

suoyizhangxiaolibaqiansongdaonei。

yinweimeiyoukaifangjilu,zuzhibianwufaqingyizhuichadaozheibiqiandexialuo。

“zekai,xianzaishishenmeqingkuang?nizenmejifanghuilaile?”zhangxiaolijiqiedezhuiwen。

luozekaimianseningzhong:“xianzaiqingkuanghaibuminglang,womenbixujinkuaichulidiaozheibiqian,fouzehouguobukanshexiang。”

zaicizhiqian,luozekaiyijingxianghaole,duizhangxiaolibunengshuoshihua。

erqielijianqiangdesixunhaimeiyougongkai。

takeyichenzheigeshiji,zhachuzhangxiaoligengduodeshiqing。

tingdaoluozekaidehua,zhangxiaolihedeliansecangbai,jiqiedishuodao:“neiniquzhaoxiaoyanaba。”

luozekaihuanhuandewen,yuqizhongdaizhejifenweixie:“zhangxiaoli,nixiangjinjianyuma?”

zhangxiaolihuangmangyaotou:“bu。”

“neinixianzaibixugaosuwo,nidouhesheishuiguo?”luozekaibubujinbi。

“我……”

zhangxiaolimeixiangdaoluozekaihuituranwenchuzheigewenti,yishizhijianjingbuzhigairuhehuida。

luozekairuanyingjianshi:“niruguoxiangtuozui,bixurushigaosuwo,ruguonizhendechushile,wohuibangnizhaoneixierenbangmang。”

zhangxiaolineixinwubijiujie。

说,颜面扫地。

不说,牢底坐穿。

danluozekaiyijingzhidaotahelijianqiangdeguanxi,lihunshizaowandeshi。

jiranruci,burusuoxingshuole。

yushi,tarutongzhutongdaodouzibanshuochulejigerendemingzi:xianzhangzhangqiang、xianjiweishujiwangxudong、xianjiaoyujujuzhangzhaoliang。

jinguanluozekaiyijingzuohaolexinlizhunbei,dantingdaozheixiemingzishi,tahaishigandaonanyirenshoudequru。

youyigejuranhaishitadezhijielingdao。

“啪……”

taishoujizhangxiaoliyigeerguang。

“啊……”

zhangxiaolicanjiaoyisheng,diedaozaidi。

luozekaiqideliansetieqing:“guaibudeninengdangshangfujuzhang,yuanlainishizheimedangshangde?”

zhangxiaoli26sui,daxuebiyecaisinian。

jinrujiguanhou,zhiyongleliangnianjiucongyigexiaokeyuanchongshanglexianjiaoyujufujuzhangdeweizhi。

“laogong,wocuole,wozhidaocuole。”zhangxiaolibuzhudeaiqiu。

“nizheige**,niyihouzaijiaowolaogong,wojiushaleni。”luozekaimanyanchihong。

zhangxiaolizhidaotayouchoubibaodexingge,ganjinshuangshoubaotou,qiuraodao:“biedawo,biedawo,woyihoubuganle。”

luozekaibiyidekantayiyan,zhuanshenjiuzou。

zhangxiaoliyibalazhu,aiqiudewen:“nishenmeshihouhuilai?wozijizaijiahaipa。”

“zheimezangdejia,buhuiyeba。”

“jialibuzang。”zhangxiaoliwuyandeshuo:“wohetamenyibandouzaibinguanzuo。”

“zhengyangbinguan?”luozekailingguangyishan,sihuxiangdaoleshenme。

“嗯。”

luozekaiqijibaihuai,yibazhuaizhutadetoufa,yaoyaqiechidewen:“shibushizhangxiaoyabangnimenkaidefang?”

“bushi,bushi。”zhangxiaolilianmangfouren。

luozekaikanzhetadehuangzhangyang,numuhengmeideshuo:“kanlainimenyijiadoushi**,meiyigehaodongxi。”

shuowan,mengdijiangzhangxiaolituidaozaidi,shuaimenerchu,kaichezhibenzhengyangbinguan。

……

yijinzhengyangbinguan,jiukandaoqiantai,youjigeshenzhegongzhuangdegongzuorenyuanbutingdemangliuzhe。

qizhongyigedaizhejinglixiongpaidepiaoliangnvhai,jiushizhangxiaoya。

“jiefu,nizenmelaile?”

zhangxiaoyataitou,kandaoleluozekai。

luozekaimianwubiaoqing:“wolaiquxiangzi。”

“niquneibianshafashaoweidengwoyixiahaoma?”zhangxiaoyayouyadechaobuyuanchudeshafashiyi。

luozekaizuodaoshafashang,yongbiyidemuguangkanzhezhangxiaoya。

zaitayanli,zhangxiaoyajiushizhuzhouweinvededaji,bangzheneiduimunvjitadailelvmaozi。

cengjing,tahenxihuanzhangxiaoyademei。

youdianxianggangchudaodenaichameimeizhangzetian。

qingchun,jingli,tianmei,guaiqiao。

dantabizhangzetiangengxinggan。

shencaimiaoman,gaoxiongqiaotun。

youqishitachuanshanggongzhuangdeshihou,youzhedongyingavdejishigan。

touluchuyizhongnanyiyanshidexingganyuyouhuo。

liangtiaoxuebaixiuzhangdedatui,yubaotundeshenseduanqunxingchenglejudadefancha。

luozekaizhengkanzhe,turanjiutingshenbianchuanlaiyishengjinghu。

“aiyou,zheibushiluozekaima?zenmezheimekuaijiufangchulaile?”

luozekaixunshengwangqu,jiukandaohetatongyikeshidetianyouliang,louzheyigepiaoliangniu,xingzailehuodekanzheta。

zheigetianyouliang,zaixianliyesuangeguanerdai。

zaiyigeburuliudedaxuebiyeyihou,xianzaixianlidangfujing,youhenkuaizhuanzheng。

zaizaitajiujiudeyunzuoxia,jinrulejiwei。

ertajiujiuzhengshijianzhouxianxianzhangzhangqiang。

qianyiduanshijian,yishizhurentuixiu。

fuzhurenzidongjinshengweizhuren。

danlaozhurenzailizhiqian,teyitiyiyouluozekaijierenfuzhurenyizhi。

ertianyouliangyexiangyaozheigeweizhi。

lianggerenyizhenmingzhengandou。

xianzhangzhangqiangyechumiananshiguo。

danlaozhurenmashangtuixiu,genbenbujidanzhangqiang。

zaitadeyizaijianchixia,luozekaichengweifuzhurendeweiyitiming。

zhengyinweizheijianshi,luozekaihetianyouliangchedijiechou。

suoyitianyouliangyijianluozekaibeijiweiershidaizou,xinzhongyizhenkuangxi。

renweizijibeitibadeshijidaole,bianzhaodaojiujiushuoqilezheijianshi。

张强当然满口答应。

weileqingzhuzijijijiangdangxuanfuzhuren,teyidaiweihunqilaizheilidaleyigeshuangxiangpao。

nazhidaogangxialou,jiukandaoleluozekai。

xinzhonghuaishuifanlan,zhunbeirangluozekaizaidatingguangzhongxiadiudiuren。

meixiangdaoluozekaizhikantayiyanjiuniuguoletou,genbenlandedalita。

tianyouliangyijiubuyiburao,jixuwaku:“luozekai,nidezuixingjiaodailema?zenmebanifangchulaile?”

luozekailenglianxiangdui:“guannipishi!”

“aiyouwei!”tianyouliangyijingyizhadeshuo,“xianzaizuifandouzheimechangkuanglema?”

shuozhehua,tachaozhoubiankankan。

jianqiantaizhengzaijiedaiyizhilvxingtuan,mashangdahanyisheng:“woshuogewei,jianzhouxianchudashile,nimenzhidaoma?zheixiaozibaxianweishujilijianqiangjidale。”

“唰……”

suoyourendemuguangdoukanxiangzheibian。

suiranzheixierenbuzhidaolijianqiangshishei。

danzhidaoxianweishujishenjugaowei。

juranyourengandaxianweishuji?

好牛逼的人物!

tianyouliangzhizheluozekaiyoushuo:“jiushitadade,erqiezheixiaoziluangaonvren,daodebaihuai,zhengzaijieshoujiweidiaocha。”

neixiechiguaqunzhongyitingyourenluangaonvren,bitingxianweishujiaizougengganxingqu。

mashangjiaobucongcongdeweileguolai。

luozekaibeipozangshui,manxinnuhuo,yibaqiazhutianyouliangdebozi:“nizaihushuobadao,wosilenidezui。”

tianyouliangjianluozekaibeijinu,xinzhonganxiao。

taxianzaihenbudeluozekaidatayidun。

zhiyouzheiyang,cainengbashiqingnaoda。

zhenghaoyouliyourangtajiujiuchediaoluozekaidefuzhurentiming。

yinci,tajixusiwujidan,kanzhezijideweihunqiliusiqishuo:“aiaiai,nikantaxinxule。”

liusiqidanxintianyouliangchikui,yonglituikailuozekai,nuchidao:“gunkai,bieyongnidezangshoupengta,sheizhidaoniyoumeiyouaizibing。”

huayingangluo,jiutingyigeqingcuideshengyinchuanlai:“haibuyidingsheiyouaizibingni。”

众人寻声望去。

jiujianzhangxiaoyabulvqingyingdezouleguolai。

liusiqilenglengdewen:“nisheia?”

zhangxiaoyalizhiqizhuang:“woshitaxiaoyizi。”

“aiyouwei。”tianyouliangzaiciyijingyizhadehan,“luozekai,nixinga,daixiaoyizilaikaifang。”

chiguaqunzhongwenting,yanjingdouliangle。

youqinanren,henbudeyouzheimepiaoliangdexiaoyizi。

yemomoxiaoyizidebange**。

tianyouliangjixushandongchiguaqunzhongqingxu:“dajiakankan,talianxiaoyizidoubufangguo,haimeiyourenxing?haishibushirena?”

“哈哈。”

chiguaqunzhongfachuyizhenhongxiao。

luozekaibujinnuhuowanzhang。

zhangxiaoyapatachongdong,mashangdangzaitadeshenqian,zhishizhetianyouliangwen:“nishitianyouliangba?”

tianyouliangdouranyileng,daidaidekanzhezhangxiaoya:“nirenshiwo?”

zhangxiaoyalenglengyixiao:“hezhirenshi,wohaizhidaonidaiguohenduonvhailaikaifangni。“

”erqieyouyicinidailaidenvhai,henishenbiandezheigenvhaihenxiang。”

“neigenvhaishibushinixiaoyizi?”