第1章 你不适合娱乐圈

zhangzhaozhanzaijingziqian,kanzheyishendetidexizhuangsuobaoguodeshencai,neiliuchangjianmeidexiantiao,yanlimanshixinshang。

yimibawudedagaoge,jieshijianzhuangdejirou,yingjundewuguan,rouhezhizhongyoudaizherudaoxuefuzaobandegangqiang,liangzhongjieranbutongdeqizhiqueyouwanmeidironghezaiyiqi,gengzengtianleyigutebiedemeili。

xinshangguohou,zhangzhaoxinliantan,ruguoshangbeiziyongyouzheiyangdehaoshencai,hechoumeiyoumeizizhudongsongshangmenni?

shangbeizideta,shiyisuozhumingdedianyingxueyuandaoyanxibiyesheng,huaibaodaoyanmengxiangdeta,zaiquanneixinxinkukudapinleshijinian,zaiduogejuzuzhongcongshigezhonggeyangdegongzuozanzili,changji、sheyingzhuli、jixieyuan、dengguangzhuli,shenzhihaizaidaojuzudaguoza,haoburongyihunchulediantou,nadaoleyibuxiaochengbendianyingdefudaoyandeweizhi,jieguobeicuidichuanyuele。

tachuanyuedezheigeshijiegentachuanyueqiandeshijiebutong,99%shixiangside,weiduzaiwenyuzheifangmian,daxiangjingting,zheiyeshinengrangtadazhanquanjiaodedifang。yinweitafaxian,huoxuyinweichuanyuedeyuanyin,shangbeizikanguodesuoyouwenyuleidezuopin,tadounengjideyiqingerchu,jiufangfonaoziliyouyigeyingpan,basuoyoudedongxidoujilulexialai。

zaizheigeshijiedeta,shiyimingzaixiaodedasanxuesheng,tongyangjiuduyisuozhumingdeyishuyuanxiao,xuedeshishenglexi。

yigeyueqian,zhimingyirenjingjigongsilaixuexiaotiaoxuanlianxisheng,waibiaochusedezhangzhaodiyishijianjiubeixuanzhongle,ranhouhuosuqianyue,zhunbeicanjiaxuanxiuzongyichengtuanchudao。

jintian,shitadiyichangwutai**sai,yeshizuihouyichang。

yinweijiuzaizuotian,yuemokaohezhong,tabeipengyouchumai,heleduifangdijitadeshui,shuoshirangtashangchangqianrunrunhou,jieguokaohedeshihou,shengyinshaya,diyinchen,gaoyinpo,wanquanshiqulepingshideshuizhun,yibaitudi。

guohoutacaizhidao,pengyouweilezhengduoliuxialaichengtuanchudaodejihui,jingranbuxixianhaiziji。

kepadehaibuzhishizheixie,zuowanyoujiedaolejingjirendedianhua,rangtazuohaozhunbeituituanshiyi,ranhougangquedingguanxiyigeyuedenvpengyouyezhaotafenshou。

zheiyaoshizaixiaoshuoli,tuotuodefeicailiudaomeidana。

kenengjiushizaizheiyangdedajizhixia,yuanzhushoubulezheizhong**,hunguidifu,cairangtajianlezheigebianyi。

zhenglilexiayirong,zhangzhaozhunbeichuxishoujian,turanmenbeirencongwaimiantuikai,zoujinlailianggeren。

yigexizhuanggelvdezhongnianrenshitadejingjirentangji,lingyigeyingjunqingnian,zeshitade“qian”duiyouhehaoran。

kandaohouzhe,zhangzhaomuguangyileng,jiushizheijiahuo,haidetacongtiantangdiaoluodiyu。

“naqu。”tangjixianranzhidaotajiuzaixishoujianli,zhijierengjitayifenwenjian,“woxiangxinniyezhidao,womenzhimingyirenjingjigongsihuiduiqixiameiyigexinrenzuochupinggu,zaizhiqiandeyuemokaohezhong,anzhaogexiangnenglilaipingfen,zuigaoshisji,yixiayoua、b、c、d、ewugedengji,nichulezaiwaixingshangkeyidedaoa+ji,wulunshichanggong、leqi、jiqiaodengfangmian,doushidji,shenzhinidesangyin,zhiyoueji。”

“zheishijieyuehetong,buyongniqianzi,gongsiyijinggaizhangshengxiaole,bingqiezaiguanwangshang,yegongbulenituituandexiaoxi。woxianzaizhengshitongzhini,gongsigennideheyueyijingjieshule,congcikekaishi,nibuzaishizhiyideren。”

zhangzhaojieguowenjian,yanlishanguoyimolengchao,zheihaizhenshibawangtiaokuan,jieyuedoubuxuyaobenrenquerende。

“suirannixianzaibushizhiyideren,dandianshitaijintianjinianpaidechuchangsai,nihaishiyaocanjiade,daihuianzhaoyuandingjihua,zaizhutikuangjianeisuibianxuanyishouge,changwanjiuxiatai。”tangjiyiyizhongjugaolinxiadeaomanzitaidingzhuta,“tingwoyijuquan,nibushiheyulequan,jixuxiaqu,zhihuilangfeinideshijianhejingli,burudengbiye,laolaoshishizhaofenputongdegongzuo。”

“tangjingli,nibujuedezheimezuotaiwuduanlema?”zhangzhaokanzheduifang,xinzhongsuiranyounuyi,dangengduodeshijifeng,“zheimejizhebawotichutuandui,jiubupahouhuima?”

“houhui?niyiweinishishei?”tangjiyikanshazidemuguangkanta,zheixiaozishixinfengle?jingranganweixieta?

“tangjingliyouxinxinjiuhao,xiwangdaoshi,tangjinglibuyaoqiuzhewohuiqu。”zhangzhaolenglengyixiao。

tangji“chi”dixiaoleyisheng,yipangdehehaoranjiurutonggoutuiziyiyangjieguohuacha:“haha,zheishiwotingguodezuihaoxiaodexiaohua,haiqiunihuiqu?niyouneigenengnaima?”

“woyoumeiyouneigenengnai,yihuibujiuzhidaole?”zhangzhaokanzheduifang,muguangzhongjinshilengyi,hehaorangentayigexuexiaode,yeshiyigeyueqianbeixuanzhongdexingyuner,yinweiliangrentongxiao,yushichenglepengyou,kemeixiangdao,zheigepengyouhuizaitabeihouhenhendichatayidao。

buguotameiyougentangjijieshi,yanxiatangjibahehaoranyiqidaiguolai,xianranliangrenguanxifeiqian,jiusuantajieshile,yebuhuiyourenhezuoyong,gujizheiyeshitangjibahehaorandaiguolaideyuanyin,mudeshiweilegaosuta:hehaoranshiwozhaozhede。

“xing,neiwojiukanniyoushenmenengnai!”hehaorangenbenbuzaiyitadejifeng,tagenzhangzhaoyigexuexiaode,duifangshenmedixitahuibuqingchu?yigewuquanwushidexiaorenwubale。“wanglegaosuni,wudaoxidelinfei,zuowanyijingdayingzuowonvpengyoule。”

“linfeishishei?”zhangzhaodandanyixiao,tazaobushiyuanzhule,duifangyiweizheiyangkeyidajidaota?

hehaoranyileng,jierhahadaxiaodao:“haha,nizaizhuangsha,guyizhuangzuoburenshi,linfeibushinidenvpengyouma?dangchuzaixuexiaoli,nilianxuyigeyuezainvshengsushewaimianjilinfeixiange,zheimekuaijiuwangjile?”

“e,woxiangqilaile,yuanlaishineigelinfeia,buhaoyisi,wobijiaojianwang,duiyuzhixiangchuguojigewanshangdenvpengyouzhendemeiyoushenmeshenkedeyinxiang,xianzaiwozhidaole,yuanlainiyouzheizhongshihao,nijuranxihuanjian……suanle,beinijianzoujiujianzouba,haohaonazhedangbaoba。”

“ni……”hehaoranjihubeiqisi。

“goule!”yipangdetangjichenshengdaduanta,youmianwubiaoqingkanleyiyanzhangzhao,“yajianzuilimeiyouyong,niyaozhenyounengnai,neijiurangwokankan!”

shuowan,zhijiezhuanshenlikai,hehaoranlianmangzhuileshangqu,linlikaiqian,chaozhangzhaobihualeyigeqiebozidedongzuo,shenmeyisibuyanziming。

zhangzhaozhishilenglengyixiao,ruguomeichuanyuezhiqian,huoxutacikedeshijieyijingyipianhuian,ranerxianzai,beigongsipaoqile,bushiyijianhuaishi,yinweiyaoshianzhaozhiqianqiandexinrenhetong,tajiubangsizaizhiyizheijiamacheshangle,neisuoyouchuziyutadedongxi,zhiyidounengfenyibeigeng。

zhiyu“qian”nvyoulinfei,weirengengshishili,zhiqiantawulunzenmetaohao,shengchijianyongjitamaiguizhongdeliwu,tiantiananqianmahoudisihouzhe,tajiushidiaozhetabujitazhunhua,dengdaozijibeixuanshanglianxisheng,duifangjiulijitieshanglai,tingshuotayaobeikaichuhou,jiumashangzhuantoubierendehuaibao,zheizhongnvren,buyaoyeba。

congxishoujianchulai,zhangzhaozoujinwutaidehouchangxiuxishili,zheiliyoushijiershigeren,quanshigongsiqianyuededengdaizutuanchudaodexinren,chuletalishudeaduiwai,haiyoubduihecduilianggetuanduidechengyuan。

meigetuanduishi7—8mingchengyuan,ruguotahaizaituanduilidehua,aduiyou8geren,xianzaihehaoranbuzai,lingyou6mingchengyuandouzaichang。

buguozhangzhaozhuyidao,zijijinlaishi,tuanduilide6mingchengyuanzhishidandandipiaoletayiyan,meiyouyigerenshangqianlaigentadazhaohu。

xianran,tamenyijingqingchuzijibeigongsijieyuedeshile,yuanxianjianmianhaiyoushuoyouxiaode,xianzaiquebiduimoshengrenhaiburu,shengpatashenshangyoushenmechuanranbingyiyang。

zhangzhaoyelandedalitamen,fanzhengjintianguohou,shuangfangyebuhuiyourenhejiaojile。chenzhelishangchangqianhaiyouyiduanshijian,tayaohaohaokaolvyixia,gaixuanzeyishoushenmegelaiweizijidechuwutaizhuxingni?

tangjirangtasuibianxuanyishougefuyanguoqujiuxing,dantakebushizheimesuibianderen,erqiedouyijinggengongsijieyuele,ganmahaitingtade?

zheiciwutaisaidegequzhutishi——“biyejiheqingchunxiaoyuan”,keyishifanchangdege,yekeyishiyuanchuanggequ,danxinrennayoushenmeyuanchuanggequ,quanshifanchangbierende。

kezhangzhaobutong,tanaozilidejingdiangequyouwushushou,suibianxuanyishouchulaihuihenkunnanma?jiranyaorangtangjigenhehaoranhouhui,neijiuhenhendizhenhanyixiatamenba。