第一章 送外卖的废物!

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“xiansheng,nindewaimaidaole。”

chuanzhewaimaigongzuofudeyechen,qiaoleqiaojiudianfangmen。

“来了!”

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kaimendenanren,yechenbingburenshi。

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砰!

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kandaowaimaidiaodishang,moshengnanrendanu。

gangxiangkaikoumayechen,quetingjianfangjianlidewangjiayao,chongyechenjingyadijiaoleyisheng:

“ni……nizenmelaile!”

moshengnanrenheleyitiao,shangxiadaliangleyixiayechen。

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tazoudaomenkou,yiliangaoaodao:“woqueshenmea?yechen,nibuyaoluanshuohuaa,yingxianghenyanzhongdewogennishuo。”

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“fangzongjiushilaizhaowotanshengyide,niyaobuxinwokeyibahetongnajinikan,buguojinihetongnikandedongma?”

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fangchaoxiaozhe,yebujieshishenme,kanleyiyandiaoluozaididewaimai,dao:

“xiongdi,benlainishuaihuailewodejigongbao,woshikendingyaotousunide,dankanzainishijiayaolaogongdefenshang,zhiyaonijiwochengkendirengecuo,wojiujiniwuxinghaopingzenmeyang?”

fangchaohuaixiaozhe,yifuzijicaishishouhaizhedemoyang。

bujinbuxiangyechenjieshihuodaoqian,fanerhaiyaoqiuduifangjitadaoqian。

benyiweiwangjiayaohuizhizhifangchaozheizhong**dexingwei,kesheizhiwangjiayaojingyeshuo:

“jifangshaodaogeqianba,fangshaobushininengdezuiderenwu。”

yechendanu,nimenliangjianzhiqirentaishen!

beiwozhuangjianle,nimenbuxiangwodaoqian,hairangwojinimendaoqian?

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raner,yechengangshangqianyibu,fangchaojiuhedewanghoutuilesanbu。

erwangjiayaozedangzaitashenqian,jiaodao:

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shuowan,yechenjiuzhuanshenliqu。

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“wei,ninhao,tuantuanwaimai。”

yechenzhiyexingdishulianyingda。

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“hao,wozhidaole。”yechendanrandadao。

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raner,yechenquewubidanding。

dianhuaneitoujixuwendao:“laoyehaixiangzhidaoningenshaofurenxiangchudezenmeyang,yaobuyaobatazhengshinaruyejia,chengweiyejiadejichengrenzhiyi?”

yechenlengxiaoyisheng:“rangwangjiayaojichengwoyejiaqianyizichan?hehe,bubile,tabupei!”

shuowan,yechenguaduandianhua,youshouwojinyoumenjiasu,chuanxingzaichelaichewangdejiedaozhong。