第2章 狡猾的兔子和愚蠢的二哈

xiangtianqingchundemeijiu,meimiaodongtingdeyinle,huajikexiaodewudao。

meizhongbuzudeshilingxiaomianqiandeshiwushiyidaduinenlvdeqingcao。

zheishibaituziguowangnengnachulaizhaodailingxiaodezuigaoliyi。

jiuliantuziguowangzuiaideyizhifeishuoyoujianzhuangdemutuzidounachulaishifenglingxiaole。

dangranlingxiaoduizheizhimutuziweiyidexiangfajiushiyinggaihongshaohaishixianguo。

冷吃兔似乎也不错。

“weidadejiushizhua,qingzaiyinyibeiba!”

baituziguowanghongzhegexiaolianxianglingxiaojuqiyigemuzhijiubei,limianshengzhetuzimentebieniangzaodetianjiu。

shuolaiyeqiguai,ruguoshizaixianshishijie,lingxiaohejibeipijiudouyaoyundaoderenjuranzaizheililianhelebajiubeihaimeishi。

erqiezheitianjiuxiaduhairangtaganjuejingshenbaibei,jiulianshoumingdouzengjiale0.1。

好东西!

“duoxieguowang,zheijiuzhenbucuo。”

lingxiaoshuozheyoushiyibeitianjiuxiadu。

“jiushizhuruoshixihuan,benwangmeitiandouhuixiangjiushizhugongfengyigangtuerjiu。”

tuziguowanghedeyouxiezuixunxunde,shuoqihualaiyeyouxiekeba。

lingxiaojianshijichabuduolekaishixiangtuziguowangxunwenweihejiaotajiushizhu。

zijidedaoderenwukeshiguolaishatuzide,zenmeyixiayoubianchengjiushizhule?

“jiushizhua,yibainianle,womenbeibeifangdehuilangqifulezhengzhengyibainian!

meinianwomendouyaoxianghuilanggongfengshangqianzhituzi,bujidehuatamenjiuchongjinlaidasitusha!

sannianqianwomendexianzhiqushile,zaitaqushizhiqiancengjingbusuanguo,huiyouyigeshenxinggaodadejiushizhulaijiejiuwomen,erninjiushiwomendejiushizhua!”

tuziguowangshuozhekaishifangshengtongku,henxianrantamenyijingbeihuilangqifuhenjiule,yishuoqihuilangdoushiyaoyaqiechidemoyang。

benjiuhedeyouxieshangtoudelingxiaoyitingdangjichengdeyishengzhanleqilai。

“taiguofenle!jianzhiqitutaishen!guowangnifangxin,wojiranlaile,ziranbuhuirangnimenzaishoudaohuilangdeqiya!”

“taihaole!youjiushizhubangmangwomenyidingnengdabaihuilang!”

tuziguowangzoudaolingxiaoshenpanglouzhetadejianbangshifenjidong。

“buguohuilangshifenlihai,huilangchengliyouyikekeyizhiyusuoyoubingtongdebaozhu,zhiyaozheikebaozhuhaizaitamenjiushiwudide。”

keyizhiyusuoyoubingtong,neiyiweizhechufeizhiminggongjifouzewufaduihuilangzaochengshizhixingshanghai。

“neizenmeban?wozheigeyangziyemeibanfaliujinhuilangchengtoubaozhua?”

lingxiaoshenmejinengdoumeiyou,xianzaishuyushiyigebaibanwanjia。

tuziguowangnachuyizhangjuanzhoudijitashuodao:“jiushizhu,zheishiweizhuangshu,xiaohaosandianjingshen,weichiyigexiaoshi。weizhuangshuzhinengmofangyangmao,womentuzimeibanfaweizhuangchenghuilang,danshinindetixingyidingkeyi。”

lingxiaojieguojuanzhou,naohaizhongshunjianchuxianweizhuangshusangezi。

【chujiweizhuangshu:duidirendezhuoliemofang,xiaohao3dianjingshen,weichiyigexiaoshi(wufagenggaizishendaxiao)】

juanzhouxiaoshi,lingxiaodeshujumianbanzhongyeduoleweizhuangshuzheixiangjineng。

kanlaituziguowangjideshiyigejinengjuanzhou。

不过...

“fadongjinengjuranxuyaoduifangdejiyin?zhei......”

兔子窝里找狼毛?

lingxiaojuedezijinaozikuaiyouxiebuhaoshile。

“jiushizhu,zheiliyouyikuailangpi。”

“还真有啊!”

lingxiaokanzhetuziguowangnaguolaideyixiaokuailangpiyouxielingluan,guaibudeshuotuzijilehaiyaoren。

bijilelangpidounenggaolaiyikuai。

anzhaojinengzhishi,lingxiaozhangkaizuiyaoleyidingdianlangpi。

【伪装术】

turan,tadeshenshangyirouyankejiandesuduzhangchulangmao,shuangshouheshuangjiaoyebuzijuedefashengniuqu。

suizheyizhenkakashengyinxiangqi,yitoulvexianliaocaode‘huilang’chuxianzaizhongtuzimianqian。

lingxiaomingxianganjueyouxiebuduijing,youqishizhongtuzikanzijideyanshen。

“拿镜子来!”

“kuaikuaikuai,jijiushizhunayimianjingzi!”

buyihuieryimianaixiaodejingzifangdaolelingxiaomianqian。

“二...二哈?”

jingzilidenashishenmehuilang,fenmingshiyitoushabuliuqiudehashiqi,yitiaogou!

kanyangzizheiquntuzishibeiyiqunerhajiqifule。

“keke,guowang,qingnipaigetuzijiwodailu,dengwoliujinhuilangchengnazouzhiyubaozhu。”

“hao!aifei!nidailu!”

neizhiyichangfeimeidetuziniuzheda**chaolingxiaopaolegemeiyan。

lingxiaohedehunshenyiduosuo,youbiaoqingdetuzizheshiyouxieheren。

zouzaicaoyuanshang,lingxiaoturanxiangdaoleshenme:“woshuo,gangcaizaituzichenglisihukandaoyouyixietiaodehenmandetuzi,zheixietuzinianjishibushihenda?”

“shide,doushilaotuzi,zhinengbangzheyunshiwu。”

lingxiaodiandiantoubuzaishuohua,xinlisihushizaipansuanzheshenme。

buyihuier,bianchengerhadelingxiaojiuyijingkandaohuilangchengle,yizuokanqilaishifenjianyiyonggancaoduichengdechengbao。

neizhifeituziyijinghuiqule,huiquzhiqianhaichaolingxiaoniudongzhefeishuodetundaji。

“hu~shishiba,xiwangzheigebanfayouyong,xiwangzheiqunerhahewodeshijielineizhierhayiyangchun。”

lingxiaoshenhuxiyikouqiranhouchaozhehuilangchengdechengmenkouzouqu。

“wangwangwang!wangwangwang!”

jiandaolingxiaozheitiaomoshengdeerha,shouchengmendesitiaoerhacizheyachonglingxiaohoudao。

lingxiaoyibazhangpaizaiqizhongyitiaoerhalianshangnuhedao:“houshenmehou!nimendawanghuilaile!”