第1章 师傅,你要好好修炼(2723字)

mangmangdonghai,yizuohuangdaoguxuanhaiwai。

这座岛,戒备森严。

daowaidehaiyushangyoujishisouzhanjianriyexunluo,daoshangyouwugezhuangbeileshijiedingjiwuqidehechengshisuishidaiming,xiaodaoshangkong,jishijiawuzhuangzhishengjibuduanpanxuan。

此岛,名为锁龙狱。

suolongyushidaxiafangyuzuisenyan,guanlizuiweiyangedejianyu。

sixia,xingtumenchengqiweimoguijianyu。

keshixianzai,“moguijianyu”zuishenchu,jianguanzuiweiyangedetianzihaolaofangzhong,queshibushidichuanchuzhenzhenjiaochuan,yijiyinrenxiaxiangdeaiqiusheng。

“好徒弟~!”

“亲徒弟~!”

“shifu……shifushoubulele,niraoleshifuba。”

“人家不行了啦!”

tianzihaolaofangzhong,yigeshenchuanshazhizhangqundenvrenzhenghunshenwulidipazaidishang,neiyixibaisezhangqunbeihanshuidashi,luchuleruoyinruoxiandeyourenjiaoqu。

gucaiweimianqian,zhengjinweizuozheyigenanren。

身穿囚服的男人!

qinchuanpanxizuozaichuangtashang,dingzhenvrendeshenti,mubuxieshi。keshi,neibaishaxiamiandemeimiaorouti,quesihaomeinenggouqitanapayisideqingyu。

“这就不行了?”

“wodehaoshifu,yiqiannijiaowoliantideshihou,keshimeitianrangwozuobaqiangefuwocheng。”

“nicaizuolebudaowuqiange。”

“继续做!”

qinchuanshuowan,taiqishoulidexiaopibian,“pa”deyishengchouleguoqu,pibianjingzhunwubididichouzaigucaiweineitingqiaodeyutunshang,jiqiyizhentunlang。

“啊!”

“qinchuan,nizheigeqishimiezudewangbadan!”

“你又打我!”

“nizaizheiyangwojiu……”

“你能怎样?”

gucaiweimingsikuxiangbantian,queyemeiyouxiangdaozijihainengyongshenmeweixiezheigebuxiaonietu,zuizhongzhinengbielebiezui:“nishifuwojiukujinikan!”

“那你哭啊!”

qinchuanmanlianwusuoweidishuodao。

“……”

yuanbenhaibiezhezuizhuangmozuoyang,jiazhuangyaokudegucaiweitingdaozheihua,buyoudepielepiezui。

臭徒弟!

坏徒弟!

jingranhaixiangkanshifuwodiaoxiaozhenzhu?

掉不了一点儿噢!

哼!

bujiushiliangqiangefuwochengma?

我做还不行吗?

gucaiweiyaoleyaoya,yangliubandeyaozhizaidishangqiqifufu,suizhejiaoqushangxiadebaidong,liangzhidabaitufangfoannabuzhuyaoconglingkoutiaochulaiside。

这场面,香艳无比。

keshituzizhitiaoleliangxia,gucaiweibianyouyicipazailedishang。

tangtangxiuxianzhe,lianshenmetia?

谁教他的?

e,haoxiangshiwo,neimeishile!

“haotudi,nijiuraoleshifuwoba,shifubangniyueyu!”

gucaiweimanliankenqiuzhise。

keqinchuanqueyaoleyaotou:“buxing,wocaixiulianlewunian,anzhaoyunxiazongdemenguiguiding,menxiadizibixuxiulianmanshiwuniancaikeyichushi。”

“nibushihaiyougemeimeiliuluozaiwai,nibudanxintama?”

“不担心。”

“jiranwoyijingrulexuanmen,neijiugaizhanduanrenshijiandeyiqieqiangua,jiameishengsiyouming,yuwoqinmourenwuguan,zheishinijiaowodema!”

gucaiweitingdaozheihua,dangjishaleyan。

我一点后路没留?

dangchugucaiweijingjisidong,xiashanyoulisifang,jieguozaizheisuolongyuzhongouyuqinchuan,faxiantajingranshijincunzaiyuchuanshuozhongdechunyangshengti。

rucitiancai,lidangruwoyunxia!

gucaiweilianhongdaipian,zongsuanhuyoudeqinchuanguidiketoubaileshi。

纯阳圣体天生亲道。

qinchuanzhiyongleyigeyue,bianjiangyunxiazongdegezhongdaofa、yishu、wugongquandourulemen,zhihoubianchaochaozheyaoyueyu,huilongchengzhaochourenbaochou。

gucaiweigujimengui,ziranbuhuidaying。

dengdaoqinchuanhaoburongyicongsuolongyutaochulaizhihou,gucaiweiqueyitahaimeiyouchushiweiyou,youjiangtazhuahuidaolezheitianzihaolaofangzhong。

erzhei,yeshiqinchuanemengdekaishi。

congneizhihoudewunianli,tawushucichangshixiangyaotaochusuolongyu,keshimeicidouhuibeigucaiweiyigezhonghuayangbanghuilai,renghuilaofangzhong。

秦川逃了七十一次。

也被抓了七十一次。

meicibeizhuahuilai,doumianbuleyidunduda。

无一例外!

dangran,zheigeguochengzhong,qinchuandeshouhuoyeshijudade,gucaiweisuiranxiashouhenla,keshizaichuanshouyibofangmianqueshimeiyousihaobaoliu。

wunianshijian,qinchuanxuehuiletasuoyoubenshi。

yishu、wudao,fengshui……

gengranggucaiweijingxideshi,qinchuanbukuishichunyangshengti,tazhiyongleduanduanwunianshijian,jingranzaixiuweishangganchaoleziji,dadaolejindanqi。

zheikongbudexiuliansudu,kanchengshisuohanjian!

顾采薇都乐傻了!

ruguoyunxiazongdeliezuliezongquanxiayouzhi,yidinghuijiangzijifengweiyunxiazongdezhongxingzhizhude!

keshi……tagaoxingdetaizaole。

zaiqinchuanxiuweichaoyuetazhihou,jingyaoshenyibianbianchengleyigenietu,qidaoletadetoushang,jiangguoquwuniandeyuanqi,quandoufaxiedaoletashenshang。

不好好修炼?

挨鞭子!

不听徒弟话?

挨鞭子!

duanduanqitianshijian,gucaiweilengshibeiqinchuanchouchenglemitaotun。

连睡觉都得趴着睡!

gucaiweiyexiangguotaopao,keshimianduizhangwotongyangchuancheng,qiexiuweiyaguozijiyitoudeqinchuan,tasuoyoudenulidoubuguoshituzengxiaoliaobale。

gucaiweijidezhimaohan,liangjiucaihuangbuzeyandao。

“你你……”

“duile,nibushiyaozhaohuangjiabaochouma?”

“快去吧!”

黄家!

qinchuantingdaozheilianggezi,lianshangbiaoqingzhujianbianleng。

“neibixuezhai,yegaitaohuilaile!”

wunianqian,qinchuanbenshilongchengsidacaituanzhiyiqinjiashaoye,tashenweiqinshijituanweiyidejichengren,yichushengjiuyijingzhanzaibierenwufaqijidegaodu。

tadeqianbansheng,shunfengyoushunshui。

qinchuanershiersuishengrineitian,laodiezhengshixuanbutuixiu。

jiangqinshijituanjiaojileta。

yeshineitian,taruyuanyichangyingquleyuzijizhifuweihundeweihunqihuangyuyao。

bishideta,zhideyiman!

songzoulegefangbinke,tazhunbeihehuangyuyaogongduchunxiao。

keshi,zheiqueshiemengdekaiduan!

qinchuanzuixunxunlaidaofangjianhou,yingjietadequebushitaqidaiyijiudexinniang,ershijigeshouchigunbangdedaitu,jiangtadangchangdayunleguoqu。

dengtaxinglai,quekandaoletongyangbeibangdefuqin。

秦川怒吼连连。

keshi,tazaoyibeirendadeguzhejinduan,zhinengyanzhengzhengdekanzhefuqinzaizijimianqianbeirenkuangou,zhidaofuqinhunshenjiangyingtangzaidishang。

qinchuanzhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhe,shenmedouzuobule。

洞房花烛夜。

家破人亡时!

qinchuanmeixiangdao,zijihuizaixinhunzhiyeshiquyiqie,gengmeixiangdao,muhouzhushizheiyiqiedezuikuihuoshou,huishifuqinzuixinrendexiongdi。

tadeqinlaozhangren——huangzhengyang!

那一刻他才明白。

这是个局!

huangzhengyangconglaimeiyouxiangguoheqinjiajieqin,congtaweierrenzhifuweihundeneiyitianqi,tademudejiuzhiyouyige,neijiushiqinjiadejiachan。

kexi,qinchuanmingbaidetaiwanle。

一夜之间。

tashiquleyiqie,jiazujiazukuale,gongsigongsimeile,jiuliantazijiyebeihuangjiayizhiliaoweijiekou,qiaowushengxisongrulesuolongyuzhong。

bishideqinchuan,zhenkeweishishangtianwulu,rudiwumen。

“huangzhengyang,wohuiweiniqifude!”

“你一定要长命。”

“jiusuannisile,woyeyaojiangnidehunpozaishayici!”

秦川咬牙切齿道。

gucaiweijianqinchuanbeichourenraolexinzhi,dangjibianzhuangpolefangding,chaozhecangmangwujindedonghaifeileguoqu,xiwangnengtaolitudidemozhua。

keshi,tahaishidiguleqinchuandeshili。

“回来!”

qinchuanzhishiyizhaoshou,bianqingeryijudijiangtagekongjuleguolai。

“你想逃去哪里?”

秦川笑道。

gucaiweigangayixiao:“haotuer,weishizenmehuitaoni?woshixiangyaoquzhengheyunxiazongzairenshijiandeziyuan,zhuliwodehaotuerbaochou……”

“啊!秦川!”

tadehuahaimeishuowan,qinchuanbianyoushiyibianzichouleguolai。

“啪!”

tunlanghaiweixiaosan,qinchuanbianyichongpolaoyuyuanqu:“nixianhuiyunxiazongdengwo,dengwoshoushilehuangjiachushengzhihou,ziranhuihaohaoxiaojingnin。”

“为您颐养天年!”

gucaiweiyuanyuantingdaozheihua,buyoudedalegelengzhan。

颐养天年?

yunxiazongshanmenjiuzhibunengyaole!

必须搬家!

dangji,tayechongpolaofang,yishijianjisuchaozheyuqinchuanxiangfandefangxiangchonglechuqu,ruguobeiqinchuandaidaozijide**youdeqiaoshangjifen。

“……”

“zheiduiyaonieshitu,zhongyuzoule!”

“太好了!”

yankanqinchuanshituyidongyixifenfenliqu,beiyapolewuniandesuolongyudianyuzhangzheicaisonglekouqi,lijinachuweixingdianhuabolegedianhua。

“wei,huanglaodi,niguanzaiwozheiliderentaopaole。”

“你小心点吧。”

“那小子……”

“kebushishenmeshancha。”