第5章 打脸房东夫妻

fangdongdamalimahuanshanglelingyifuzuilian,manlianxianqidekanzhesuran,xiangkanshenmejishengchongyiban,“suran,xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao,meiqianmamanmanzhenga,feiyaoquzouzheixiewaimenxiedao,kelianleyangnizhangdadefumu。”

yipangdedashuyelimashuodao,“duiasuyatou,suiranniyizhidaizhenididiburongyi,danyebunengganzheizhonghunqiushiqinga!”

fangdongfuqiliangrenzhanzaisuranmenqianshuodongshuoxide,yeyinlailezhouweilinjuchulaichigua,youdeduiliangfuqichanmeidezhuhuyegenzheshuozhesurandebushi。

cishidesuoyourenjiuzhanzailedaodedezhigaodianshangzhizesurandebushi,suranshensedanrandekanzhefangdongfuqiliang,“dashu,ayi,wojiubangejiazenmehaicheshangdaodezheihuishileni?shushuayishipingshitaiwuliaolema?shenmeshiqingdoudeduoxiangjixia?”

fangdongayitingdaozheihuakejiubuaitingle,jiangzuilideguaziqiaotudaoledishang,suranpoweixianqidehoutuilebanbu,jinjiezhedamadeshengyinjixuxiangqi。

“nizheigeyatoupianzi,shushuayihaizenmehuihainibucheng,nizheihaimeibiyedexiaoyatou,buzaizheilihaohaozhuzhehaixiangzhebanchuqu,kebujiushixuehuaile。”

fangdongdamamanliandebiyidouyaoyichulaile,zhouweiyeyourenbangzhefangdongshuluozhesuran。

suranbeizheixingweijudongzhengxiaole,suiranzijimeidiemeiniangde,danyelunbudaozheigezhangshefulaishuojiaoziji。

“ayi,wojiubanchuqu,nidaoshihouzaizhaozuhubujiuxingle?hebibawotuozhuni?buhuishidalizuijinxuexifangmianyougenbushangba?”

daliyejiushizheiduifuqidexiaoerzi,pingchangshijianchongdehen,danshixuexiyoubuhao,jingchangdaizhexiaohaiguolairangjiediliangjitabuke。

surandaoyebujieyi,xinranyingxiale,danshisheizhidaodalishigexuebujinqudezhu,zijiqujifuqiliangshuo,sheizhidaozijidaohaibeishuluojiju,shuozijiahaizikeshishangjingdadeliao。

yitidaozijiaxiaoerzi,yanjianzhezijideneidianshiqingbeichuochuan,damayebuzhuangle,zijizhizhesuranjiumazhejiantizishenmede,shenzhihaishuozijigouyintadeerzi。

tingdaozheijuhua,suranzhijiechixiaodao,“dama,nishuozheijuhuadeshihouzenmebuzhaozhaojingzi,niliangshengchudehuoseshuowoqugouyin?”

suranyebujifangdongdamaliuliansele,tanengshuochuneixiehuasuranyebuzaibiezheziji,bijingxiangshuozanghuajiushuochuqu,buranbiedaozijiruxianaineiketaibuhaole。

fangdongdamayishizhijianbeisuranduideshuobuchuhuale,bijingsuranyiqiansuiranyanzhiburuxianzai,danyeshigemeiren,ruorangzijigongjiduifangyanzhidehua,damaqueshigongjibule。

gangxiangshuoshenme,beipangbiandezhangfulazhu,jinjiezhejiutingdaozijizhangfushuohua,“suran,niyaoxiangbanwomenyebulanzheni,danshinijintianzhineijiuyaojiwobanchuqu,haiyouzhiqiandeyajinshibujituide。”

tingdaozheihua,surancaikanxiangfangdongdashu,bijingruozhenrangzheiliangkouzituizheigeyajindehua,kongpadelaihaoduotang,suoxingxianzaiyouqianle,yebuzaixuyaole,“neixinga,jingranbuyuanyituineiwojiudangzheixieyajinshijininlaoyihouchudeguancaibenba,zheigeniantouxiangwozheimezunlaoaiyouderenkebuduoge。”

qianshinabuhuilaile,danshikebimianbulechuyanfengcijiju,surankeshicongxiaodaizhedidizhangdade,zijipiqibuxiongdianzaojiubeiwairensuanjisile。

suihouyebuguanlaoliangkoudeshense,zhijieguanmenjiangliangrenguanzaimenhou,jixuchizhecanzhuoshangdezaocan,bianchibianjuedezijiadidichuyijianzhang。

chiguoyidunfanhou,suranshoushiyifanhouzhunbeiqukanfangzi,menkouyemeilefangdongliangren,chulexiaoqu,ganjuekongqidouxinxianlejifen。

suranzhijiedachequletangchenyixia,lushangyegentangchenyixiadejingligoutongguo,dadecheyeshizhuanche,sijiyeshizhuanyede,zhiguzhezhuanxinkaiche。

jijiangdaodamudedihou,suranyejiedaoleneibiandedianhua,suranzhijiejietong。

“sunvshi,qingwennindaolema?womenhaopairenlaijieni,yinweidamenhaimeiyoulurunindexinxi,ninmuqianshibunengjinqude。”

surankanzhecheliuqianfang,suihouhuifudao,“woyaodaomenkou,nilaijiewoba。”

“haodesunvshi,ninzaiyuandidengsanfenzhong,womenmashangjiudao。”

“好。”

gualedianhuameiduojiu,cheliangtingzhi,suranxialeche,daizhekouzhaozhanzaiyipang,lushangyeyouhaocheshiru,surandizhetou,meiyouzhuyiqita,suihousuranbianbeiyizhenshengyinxiyin。

“nikankanta,yishenpolanhuohaizaizheilizhanzhe,yikanjiuxiangbangdakuan。”

“jiushijiushi,zhenexin,bangdakuan,neixieyouqianrennengkandeshangtama!”

“litayuandian,yishentuqi,yishenqiongsuanyang,kebiebeizhanranshangle。”

surantaitou,pingjingdekanxiangzhanzhedelianggenvren,suranyequguoshechipindiandangguojujie。danshihoumianyinweixueyeyuanyinzijixuanzelelizhi,danshiyezhidaozheilianggenvrenyishenxialaichengsibuguo2w+。

suranditoukanlekanzijizheiyishen,suiranyishenxialaichengsi200+,danzijihaohaodezhanzhezheili。

yimeidangtaliangdelu,ermeidezuitaliang,zijizhanzheiliyoushenmewentima?zheilutajiaxiude?haishishuozhanzaizheilifanfaa?

tingzheliangrendefengci,suranyebushigeruanshizi,kanzheliangrenlvedaikuazhangdezhuangrong,“niliangshenshangchengsiyejiu2wba,beidebaohaishigaofang,youshenmelianlaishuowode?”

“yo,nikanzheqiongsuanyang,tajile。”chuanzhechaduanqundenvdeshanleshanzijimianqiandekongqi,tabenlaijiushilaibangdakuande,kanzhetiaojianruciyouyuedesuran,ziranqibudayichulai,zhijiechuyanchaofeng。

“xiaomeimei,nijiukuaidianhuijiaba,zaizheilidunnanren,nibamazhidaolebudedaduannidetuiyo。”lingyigenvrenxinzhongyeshikanzhesurandelianjiulaiqi,zijidaretiandelaizheilibangdakuan,meixiangdaolailegesuyanmeiren,weijiganzhijielaman。

“wodebaogaofang,xiaomeimei,zheikeshiwonanpengyousongwodebaobao,aimashide,guangpeihuojiuyaojiwanni,biebudongzhuangdong,zaizheilidalianchongpangzi。”

suranpieletayiyan,yuanbenbuxianggenliangrenjiuchan,bijingyujianshabijiudeyizheta,genshabishuoshenmedadaolini。

danshikanzheliangrenneifuexindezuilian,suranyebushirenrenzaigedexiaojizai,“bushizheiliangweidajie,shenshangchuanzhegaofangjiuzaizheiyisuiyipingpanbieren,genniliangbiqilai,niliangpabushigengxiangzaizheilibangdakuandeba。”

qizhongyigenvrenbeishuozhongleliansebuhao,qingmiedekanxiangsuran,“xiaomeimei,kuaidianhuijiaba,zheilibushininengdaidedifang。”

“duiaduia,xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao,haixiangzhezaizheilidunnanren,nibamazhidaoni……”