第3章 浴室奇缘

yifankuangfengzhouyu,linmudietanruanruni,tangzaichuangshangdakouchuanqi。

tazhangfuxuhongdashentizaojiubeijiusetaokongle,fuqiyijinghenjiumeiyoutongfangle。

zheizhonghanchanglinlideganjue,rangtayouxiechenzui。

keshiyixiangdaoduixiangshizhouping,tajiuxiufenbuyi。

zhoupingbalianmaizaitadexiongtang,gangcaitaqingxutaijidongle,tiliyouxietouzhi。

buguolinmudiedeshenti,zhenderangtahuiweiwuqiong。

xiuxilebanfenzhong,zhoupingzhanzaichuangbian,chuanzheyifu。

“zhouping,nige**,nizaizhuangzui!”linmudienaqizhentouzazaitashenshang,biaoqingxiunu。

tashencaibilinmuxuegengfengyu,duolejifen**yunwei,queshaolelinmuxueshenshang,neiguqinglengruoxiandeqizhi。

“dui,woshizhuangde。”zhoupingkouzhechenyikouzi,yuqidandandishuodao。

“nidengzhe,woyaobaojing!”linmudieyijingqideshiqulelizhi。

zheigewangbadan,liananquancuoshidoumeizuo,xiangdaozheili,tajiuqidouleng。

zhoupingquebuhuangbumang,taochushouji,diankaiyiduanluyin,shuodao:“wojianyinibaojingzhiqian,xiantingtingzheige。”

shoujilimianchuanchunannvcuzhongdechuanxi。

linmudieqiaolianyihong,tameixiangdaozhoupingzheige**dejiahuo,gangcaijurantoutouluyinle。

linmudietingwan,qiaolianshabai,kanzhoupingdeyanshen,jiuxiangshikanjianlegui。

zheiduanluyin,shizhoupingchentayiluanqingmideshihou,luxialaide。

yuanbentayiwei,zhoupingshixinyouyuanqi,guyiwenzheixiexiuchihuati,rangtanankan。

meixiangdaozhoupingbitaxiangdegengyoumoulve,juranshiweilenietababing。

“zoule,dengxuhongdalaile,tiwoshuoshengxiexie,nimenfuqirenzhenhao。”zhoupingchuanhaoyifu,zouchufangjian。

linmudiechadianbeiqiyunle,jianjiaodao:“zhouping,nidengzhe,wohenimeiwan!”

zhoupingmeilihuiqijibaihuaidelinmudie,zoujindianti。

jiuzaitazoujindiantidetongshi,“ding”yishengxiang。

zoulanglingyibiandediantimendakai,xuhongdajiaobucongcongdizouchulai。

takuaibuzoujinfangjian,kanjianlingluandechuangpu,haiyoupitousanfadeqizi,shuangyanyihei,chadianyundao。

“fa,fashengleshenme?”xuhongdashengyinzhandoudiwendao。

“pa!”huidatade,shilinmudiedeyijierguang。

tayiqiangnuqiwuchufaxie,couqiaoganguolaidexuhongda,chengletadechuqitong。

“zhouping,nijiwodengzhe!”xuhongdaqidezhitiaojiao。

tashiqiguanyan,zaijialimeidiwei,beidaleerguang,yeshigannubuyan。

yixiangdaozijiqianjiaobaimeidelaopo,juranrangzhoupingbaibaijishuile,taxinjiuzaidixue。

……

“ding”diantitingzaisilou。

diantimendakai,yiweichuanzhecansishuiqundefengyunmeifu,guangzhejiaoyazi,duosuozheshou,bozhedianhuahaoma,zoujindianti。

“jiedianhuaa,ganjinjiedianhua……”taqiaoliancangbai,shengyinzhandou。

“dingju,fashengleshenmeshima?”zhoupingshenseyijin。

zheiweifengyunmeifutarenshi,shiweishujizhoudeguangdeairendingruyan,yidoushiweishengjudejuzhang。

“nishi?”dingruyanzheicaizhuyidao,diantilimianhaiyougeren。

“woshilaoganbujudebaojianyishengzhouping,womenjianguomiande。”zhoupingshuodao。

“yisheng?taihaole,laozhouguolaikaihui,wuxiushichonglegeliang,turanjiuyundaole,niganjinqukankan。”dingruyanfangfozhuadaolejiumingdaocaoyiban。

“najianfang?”zhoupinglianseyansu,kuaibuzoujindianti。

yunhaijiudiandeqianshen,shiyidoubinguan,shi**youshenmejiedai,huozheshihuiyi,doujingchangzaizheibian,tahaizhidaojiudianjishilingdao,douliuyouzhuanfang。

zoulangshangshifenanjing,shifaturan,muqianhaimeiyoujingdongrenheren。

zoujinfangjianzhihou,zhoupingkanjianguangzheshenzi,shuangyanjinbi,tangzaichuangshangdezhoudeguang,yanzhongshanguoyiyang。

dingruyanqiaolianyihong,neixinyouxieganga。

qishizhoudeguangbushizaichongliangshiyundaode,shichongwanliangzhihou,fuqiliangtangzaichuangshang,zhunbeiguoyixiaerrenshijie。

meixiangdaoqianxihaimeiwan,zhoudeguangjiuzuichunwuzi,kaishichouchu。

tahehuaile,congcongpaochuquzhaorenqiuzhu,zhenghaoyujianlezhouping。

“jixingxinzangbingfazuo,daiyaolema?”zhoupingyuqijicudiwendao。

“tadoulizhaoguole,meizhaodao。”dingruyandaizheyisikuyin。

xinghao,zhoupingzuoweiyimingbaojianyisheng,suishendaiyixieyingjiyaoshixiguan。

taniekaizhoudeguangdezui,jitafuxiayimeisuxiaojiuxinwan,ranhouyouyongzhuanyedezhongyishoufa,bangtadiaoliqixue。

jifenzhonghou,zhoudeguanghuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing,qiseyijiuyouxiexuruo。

“laozhou,nixingle?”dingruyanyoujingyouxi,puleguoqu。

tawanxiayaodeshihou,shuiqunpiaopiaodangdang,yibuxiaoxin,chunguangzhaxie。

zhoupingjiuzhanzaitashenhou,jinghongyipie,huxiyizhi。

tawanwanmeixiangdao,shiweishujidefuren,juranshichuanshuozhongdejipin。

kandaozhoudeguangmuguangxiangtatouguolai,zhoupinglikeshoulianxinshen,chuishouzhanli。

“zheishizhouping,laoganbujudebaojianyisheng,gangcaiyaobushita,nizheicijiuweixianle。”dingruyanlikeshuodao。

zhoudeguangduizhoupingganjididianlediantou,xunwenlaopo:“wohunmideshiqing,chulenihexiaozhou,haiyousheizhidao?”

“meibierenle。”dingruyanguanqiedikanzheta。

“hao,zheijianshiqingyaobaomi。”zhoudeguangzhengzhazhezuoqilai。

“laozhou,niganghuanguolai,xuyaoduoxiuxi。”dingruyanxintengdishuodao。

tazhidaozhangfu**,shiweileshitukaolv,keyoudanxintashentichibuxiao。

“xiawuhaiyougehui,wobixuchuxi。”zhoudeguangtaiduqiangying,buguquanzu,kaishichuanyifu。

“zhoushuji,wohuizhenjiu,ruguonixiangxinwo,wokeyihuanjienidebushi。”zhoupingturanshuodao。

“xing,neinilaiba。”zhoudeguangzouchuwoshi,zuozaishafashang。

haohuataojianli,zhoupingzaiwaimianjizhoudeguangzhenjiudeshihou,dingruyanhuanleshenyifu,zouchuwoshi。

zhoupingkanjianyanqianduanzhuangguiqidedingruyan,xinliyouxieyihan。

tahaishigengxihuantachuanzhecansishuiqundexingganyangzi。

bangexiaoshihou,tamantoudahandishouhuiyinzhen,wendao:“zhoushuji,ninxianzaiganjuezenmeyang?”

zhoudeguangzhanqishenhuodongleyixiashenti,manyidishuodao:“bucuo,nishizhendeyoushuiping!”

“laozhou,niyoumeiyoujuedezhoupingheyifanhenxiang?”dingruyandaliangzhezhoupingshuodao。

zhoupinglengleyixia,tatingshuozhoudeguangyougeerzijiaozhouyifan,danmeijianguo。

“queshixiang,yibixiebuchulianggezhouma!”

kanjianzhoupingetoushangdehanshui,zhoudeguangyouyuqiqinqiedishuodao:“woxiawukaihui,buhuihuilai,nikeyichonggeliang,xiuxihaolezailikai。”

“xiexiezhoushuji!”zhoupingganjidishuodao。

ganghedayizidazhanyichang,tashenshangnianhuhude,queshixuyaoxigezao。

hanxuanleyifanhou,zhoudeguangfuqilianglikaitaofang。

zhoupingtuoleyifu,zoujinyushi,dakaihuasa。

shuixianlinzaitashenshang,tahuiyizhejintianjinglideyiqie,ganjuetingliqide。

huahuashuisheng,yangailewaimiankaimendeshengyin。

guoleyihuier,yushimenbeilakai,yijuxiangruandejiaoqu,conghoumianbaozhuzhouping,jiaomeishuodao:“zhouyifan,meicichaowanjia,nidoupaolaizheiliduoqingjing,youyisima?”

“meicihaidewohongzhenihehao,zheigelaopodangdezhenshilei。”