第5章 渣男挑衅

budengjianghehexixiang,queturantingdaoshenhouchuanlaiyidaorouroudenvsheng。

“哟,姐姐来啦。”

yigeshenzhebaiselianyiqundenvzizhanzaiyuanzili,yilianqiandanxiaoyi,suibujuemeiqueshengzaiqingxiu。

zhengshijianghehedebiaomei——liangxiangwan。

liangxiangwantianshengqiyunbujia,yongsuhuashuo,jiushidaomeicuide,heliangshuidousaiyafeng。

jiangheheyecengnamenguozheigewenti,heliangxiangwanzuoduibi,tazijideyunqishichanghaodaobaopeng。

yinweiyunqihao,zaijiashangtagewaiyouyidewaimao,daozhitabeixingtankanzhong,jiulianjinrushuishenhuoredeyulequanhou,yeshiyilushunfengshunshui,hongshangjiahong,zuowenledingliubaozuo。

zhidaohexitongbangding,kaishigonglvechenmuyanweizhi——

sihuzineiyihou,tadeyunqijiuhaoxiangmeiyouzhiqianneimehaole,jiedaodedaiyanheguanggaopaishejieerliansanbeirenjiehubushuo,jiulianzhengzaipaidedianyingnvzhudeweizhi,dounengbeiqitarenqiaozou。

xiangdaozheili,jiangheheruoyousuosi。

liangxiangwanhejianghehedawanzhaohu,zhengyaojixushuoshenme,queturankandaolejinsuijianghehehoumianxiachedenanren。

shenzelishenqingjuao,liyujiangheheshenhou,jinjinzhishizhanlizainei,jiutouluchulingrennanyihushideaoranqizhi。

liangxiangwandeyanzhonghuaguoyimojingyan,jinjiezhe,taotiandejiducongtaxinzhongshengqi。

pingshenme!pingshenmejianghehekeyiyongyouxianzaideyiqie!tabuganxin!

meimao、shiye、caifu、nanrendoushijianghehede,ertaqueshenmedoumeiyou!

xiangdaozhei,liangxiangwanyanshenzhongshanguoyisihendu,dangjizhuangsijingyadijiaorangqilai,“jiejie,nijingranzhendebaoyanglexiaobailian!nizheiyangzuozenmeduideqimuyangege!”

wenyan,shenzelimouguangsijian,ruilideshixiansaoxiangliangxiangwan。

suirantatingbudonghewei‘baoyangxiaobailian’,dannengtingdechulai,zheibushishenmehaohua。

budengjianghehejieshi,chenmuyanwenshengcongwuneizouchu。

kandaojiangheheheruciyingjundenanrenzhanzaiyiqi,chenmuyandeliansedunshiyinchenxialai。

“jianghehe,meixiangdaonizhendezheimebuyaolian,nibeizhewobaoyangxiaobailianjiusuanle,juranhaihaoyisibatadaihuijialai!”

taqifendikanxiangshenzeli,“haiyouni!yidianerdoubutiaoshia,zheimebujiandiandenvrennidounengxiadequkou,shenmepolanhuodoujian,nizenmebuqujianlajia!”

shenzelimouguangzhuanan,yanshenzhonganzanghenlishayi。

zheigechouloudetiaoliangxiaochou,fangzaiyiqian,zhipeijitashuagongtongde,zenganzaitamianqianjiaoxiao。

zhengyaoyousuodongzuo,quebeijiangheheanzhongwozhushou。

shenzeliyileng,kanxiangzijideshouzhi,beitaruanruandezhijianwozhu,xintouhuaguoyimoyiyangdeganjue。

jianghehehongchunweigou,mouguanglengran,gangxiangkaikoufengcihuiqu,quekandaobabamamayecongwuneizouchu。

“aiyou,baobeinverhuilaila,kuaikuaikuai,ganjinjinwuchifan。”muqinzhaoqingmaireqiediwanzhejianghehedegebo,zhuanshenjiuyaolazhetaxiangwuneizou。

haianzhongjiliangxiangwanshileyigeyanse。

fuqinjiangchuyaoyeshimanlianheshandexiaoyi,“laidezhengqiao,muyanjintiankeshizhuanmenlaiweiwomenbaobeinverqingzhushengride。”

zhanzaiyipangdeliangxiangwanchunjiaodeyiwanqi。

jianghehebuzhidao,danshitaqueqingchudehen,muyangegejintianshizhuanchenglaiweitaqingzhushengride。

tahejianghehetongniantongyuetongrisheng,pangrendouyiweijiangheheshijiangjiadaxiaojie,shubuzhi,taliangxiangwancaishizhenzhengdejiangjiaqianjin!

ruruobushiyinweitaqiyunbujia,guaxiangxianshitazhinenghuodaoershiwusui,babamamayouhezhiyuchucixiace!

rangjiangheheyigebaomudenverjiuzhanquechaozheimeduonian!

xiangdaozheili,liangxiangwanqinghengyisheng。

jianghehe,guaijiuguainideqiyunzhitaihao,nengrangniweiwoyiminghuanming,yesuanshinizheixienianzhanjinwojiangjiaronghuafuguidechanghaiba!

kexile,nijingranmeisi!haihuilaile!

aiyufumuzaichang,jianghehebuxiangdangzhetamendemianyuchenmuyanqichongtu,zhihaozanshijiangnuhuoyaxia。

饭桌上。

jiangfujiangmukanzheduanzuozaizhuweishangdeshenzeli,cumeiwendao:“baobei,zheiweishi?”

江禾禾抚额。

zheiweidayezhenshiyidiandoubukeqia。

nanrenquefangfokanbudaoqitarentiaotidemuguang,zigupinchangzhefancai,jinchiergaogui。

“e,hehe,bama,zheishiwodetongshi,zuowanbanglewogedamang,suoyidaitahuilaichidunfan。”tahuzhouleyigeliyou。

jiangfujiangmuyebuhaozaishuoshenme,shuangshuangruzuo。

chenmuyanyanshenbuxiedidengleshenzeliyiyan,zheirenhaodadelian,diyicilairenjiajiuzuozaizhuweishang,neigeweizhitadoumeiyouzuoguo!

liangxiangwankantashensebujia,hanqingmaimaidao,“muyangege,nichangchangzheige。”

shuowan,tagewaizhudongdiweichenmuyanjiacai。

zhaoqingmaikanleliangxiangwanyiyan,yanzhonghanxiao,daqudao:“womenxiangwanxianzaiyehuizhaogurenle。”

liangxiangwanmanmianjiaoxiu,chenmuyanyeshiyilianxiangshoudemoyang。

jianghehejiangtamenzhijiandeyijuyidongkanzaiyanli,mingyanrenyiyanjiunengkanchutamenzhijianyoumaoni,zhenbuzhidaotamenxianzaishizaiyanjisheikan。

jianghehezhijuedefanweiexin,yushifangxiakuaizi,“wochibaole,nimenmanyong。”

tazhengyaoqishenlikaicanzhuo,queturanbeichenmuyanjiaozhu,“hehe,wozhidaonizheijitianshizaihewozhiqi,woxinliqishishiyounide。”

chenmuyanshuozhe,jieshilazhujianghehedeshou,“suirannizheiliangtianzuolehenduocuoshi,danshizhiyaonigongkaidaoqian,chengrennidecuowu,wojiuyuanliangnidesuozuosuowei。”

“haiyou,”taqingmiedisaoleyiyanduimiandeshenzeli,“bazheigexiaobailianganzou,wokeyijiwangbujiu。”

taguzuosatuodadu,ziyiweiyifuyingjunxiaosademoyang,shubuzhiluozaijiangheheyanzhong,zhijuedetaxuweizuozuo。

“shiajiejie,”liangxiangwancikeyekaikoudao:“muyangegedouzheiyangshuole,nijiuchengrencuowuba,qinglvzhijiannayoubuchaojiade,jiejienifugeruanjiushile。”

jianghehekanzhezheilianggerenzaitamianqianyichangyihe,lengxiaoyisheng,shuaikaichenmuyandeshou,“xiangrangwochengrencuowu?mendoumeiyou!”

yiqianyaobushiyinweixitongdegonglverenwu,weilehuoming,tazhinengrenzheexinqutaohaochenmuyan,rujintamenzhijianmeiyouleliyiguanxi,tazhongyukeyichulezheikoueqi!

“ni!”chenmuyanqijibaihuaidao:“nibiebushihaodai!”

“he!wobushihaodai?niyiweinishishenmehaodongxi!niufenzhongguishiniufen,shangguozhenglejiuyiweizijibianchengxiangbobole?”

jianghehecikeyouruxiexialeshenmebaofu,miaoyulianzhu。

tahaoburongyizhuadaozheiyangdefaxiejihui,zuipiziyourujiguanqiang,tututuyikouqijiangchenmuyandezuzongshibadaidouwenhouleyibian。

jianciqingxing,shenzelimeishaoqingtiao,chunjiaogouqiyimohudu,tataimoukanxiangjianghehe,xianranshiduizheiyangdexiaonvrengandaogewaixinqi。

zuorichujian,tarenrenzaigeyilianlangbei,tahaiyiweijiangheheshigeruanshizi,meixiangdaoguanjianshikedaoshiyeyoudianyongchu。

“你——”

chenmuyanbeijianghehezheiyilianchuanhuayuduideliansezhanghong,taxiangfanboquewunaizhaobudaoheshidejihuikaikou,fennuzhixiazhihaohenhenyipaizhuozimengdizhanqi。

liangxiangwanzaiyipangchezhuchenmuyandexiuzi,xuanranyuqi,“muyangegebieshengqi,jiejiepingshibushizheiyangde,niqianwanbuyaowuhuijiejie,yidingshiyourenjiaohuaileta。”

hualihuawaidoutouluchujianghehesuojiaofeiren,yidingshishenzelijiangjianghehedaihuailedeyuangu。

chenmuyanqixueshangtou,manqiangnuhuoxiajingranzhendetingxinleliangxiangwandehua。

“你小子!”

tamengdijiuzhushenzelideyiling,lingyizhishouwoquanjiuyaochongzheshenzelidemianmenerqu!