yunmiaomiaotanleyikouqi:“zheijianshiqingshejidaonidejiashi,wojiubuzaizhibojianlimianshuole,wogennisiliao,nikansiliao。”
——“dajiadoushiwangyou,doushiyijiaren,tadejiashijiushiwomendejiashi,youshenmebunenggaosuwomenzheigedajiatingde!”
——“henhaozhubo,nichenggongdeyinqilewodexingqu!”
——“gaibuhuishibianbuchulaishenmexinjuqinglesuoyicaishuoyaohoutaisiliaoba?”
meiyoulihuidanmushangdexiaoxi,yunmiaomiaodakailehoutai,siliaoleouyangqing。
“yinweiniguimihuijiadeshihoumeiyoutongzhirenheren,suoyitakandaoleyixiedongxi。”
“nijiarenheniguimidejiarenzaihuanqi!”
ouyangqingtongkongmoranzhengda,naohaizhongfangfoyoushenmedongxihongdeyixiazizhaxiang。
tazizixixidekanlezuihouyijuhua。
换妻!
duomeciyandewenzi,shitasuoyiweideneigeyisima?
tashenshendechuanlekouqi,jujuexiangxin:“bukeneng,jueduibukeneng!”
tafennudedingzheyunmiaomiao,shuangshoudouzaizhandou:“zhubonizheishizaoyaonizhidaoma,wowanquankeyigaonifeibang!”
“womenlianggejiatingdoushigaozhifenzi,zenmekenenghuizuochuzheizhongshiqinglai!”
yunmiaomiaodingzheta:“qishinimenyiqianhuiqudeshihouyenenggoufaxianyixieduanni,danshiyinweiliangjiaguanxibijiaomiqie,suoyibingmeiyouduozhuyibushima?”
ouyangtingzhengzaileyuandi,tanaohaizhonghuaguoleyifufuhuamian。
jialijingchanghuichuxianganmadeneiyi,youshihoutaquguimijialiwanyenenggoufaxianzijimamadeneiyi。
tahaizaijialifaxianguoganbadeyifu,youshihoutahaikandaoganbaguangzheshangshencongzijijializouchulai。
yiqianyiqichuqulvyoudeshihoushuangfangdejudongyebijiaoqinmi。
neigeshihoutagenbenjiumeiyouduoxiang,zhiyiweiliangjiadeguanxihenmiqie。
bijingtamenliangjiakeshilinju,erqieshuangfangdehaizidourenleganbaganma。
danshizhidaolehuanqidexiaoxiyihou,naohaizhongzaihuiyiqizheixiexijie……
“a!”ouyangqingwuzhetoudahanleyisheng,lianshangshibengkuizhise。
taduosuozheguanbilediannao,suihouyounaqishoujizhunbeihuijia。
zheijueduibukeneng,yidingshineigezhubozaipianzijide!
tazheijiuhuiquwenyixiazijibama。
ouyangqingzoudecongcong,ertalinzoushilianshangdeshenseyehehuailebushaoren。
——“wodetian,zhubodaodijineigexiaojiejieshuoleshenmexiaoxi,xiaojiejiezenmehuranbianchengzheigeyangzile?”
——“zheibengkuideshensebuxiangzuojia,yibanzhuanyeyanyuandouyanbuchulai,suoyizheilianggerenyinggaibushichuantonghaodeba?”
——“haoqihaoqihaoqi,youshenmedongxishiwomenzheixiejiarenbunengkande!”
——“womengbile,suoyizheidaodishizhiqianzaojiuyijingzhunbeihaodejuben,haishizheizhubozhendeyouyixiebenshi?”
——“youmeiyouyongqiquchangshiyixia?zhubobushiyeshuolema,buzhundehuazhijietuiqian。”
yourenzaicidianlelianxian,zhengdangyunmiaomiaozhunbeijietongdeshihou,fangmendongdongdongdeqiaoxiangleqilai。
yunmiaomiaoyouxieqiguai,bijingtalaidaozheiliyihoubingmeiyoushuxideren,erqienaliyourenhuilaidaodixiashizheilizhaorena?
taxinzhongjiebeileqilai,suihoudakailefangmen,waimianchuxianlelianggechuanzhejingfuderen,zailiangrendeshenhou,haiyouyinanyinvlianggeren。
neiyinanyinvshizhongniannannv,kanqilaiyouwushiduosuidenianling,tamendingzheyunmiaomiao,shixiangewaidefuza。
“jingcha。”lianggejingchachushilezijidezhengming。
“ganggangshinibaojingjubaolewangyonganduiba?mafanzheiweinvshihewomenzouyitang,womenyouyixiexiaoxixiangxiangninqueren。”
yunmiaomiaodianlediantou,zaitadadianhuadeshihoutaxinzhongbianyijingyoulezheigezhunbei。
erqietayeshikeyijiangzijibaoluzaiguanfangdeshixianzhizhong,bijingchiguaxitongbaochudesuoyouguadoushizhenshidegua,suizhezijidezhibozhujianzuoda,chizaoyourennenggouzhuyidaoziji。
jiranruci,haiburuzijizhudongbaolu,zheiyanghainengzhangwoyixiezhudongquan。
yunmiaomiaochongzhejirendianlediantou:“hao,shaodeng,wohaizaizhibo,dengwobadiannaoguanyixia。”