“神经病!”
jianghaibochadianerbeijiangxiaobaideneishengsihouheleyitiao，jiantahouwanjiukuangbenerqu，renbuzhuyoumamalielie。
buguo，jintianmazheihundan，tajuranmeiyoudingzui。
zheidaorangjianghaiboweiweichayi，ganjuejiangxiaobaisihugenyiwangyouxiebuyiyangle。
danjutinabuyiyangle，jianghaiboyeshuobushanglai。
huiguoshenlaishijianjiangxiaobaiyijingyuanqu，tanlekouqi，jiumeizailihui，youhuiqichutouganhuo。
tiandilizuohuodezhongren，yedoutingjianjiangxiaobaidesihou，fenfenxunshengkanqu，jianjiangxiaobaifafengsidefeiben，buyoudefenfencaice。
“neihundanyoushinamendela?”
“sheizhidaoni?kenengshifajiufengleba。”
“ai……nishuotahaohaodelaoshibudang，pianshengyaozuoerliuzi。”
“zhikexilelinjiayin，neimehaodeyigeguniangcongchenglipaolaihetajiehun，zaoniea。”
“shanshanyeshi，zhangshentideshihouyoushangdunmeixiadun，zaozuia。”
“……”
shuboxianglindeyilun，jiangxiaobaimeitingjian。
cishitayikexindouxizailinjiayinshenshang，bieshuomeitingjianneixieyilun，jiushitingjianle，tayemeigongfulihui。
zhuishanglinjiayin，burangtamaixue，zuzhibeijufasheng。
jiangxiaobaimannaozidouzhiyouzheigeniantou。
tabuzhidaonengbunengzhuideshang，danxianzaishitaweiyinengzuode。
jiangxiaobaifazufeiben，yingshipaochubaimichongcidesudu，meiduojiujiupaochutiangengshangdexiaolu，jinruyitiaohaiweiwangongdemaomalu。
jiangwanshuyuqingshanzhenguanxia，daozhenshangyueyousiwuli。
yiwangquzhenshangzhiyouyitiaoxiaolu，zheihuierzhengzaixiumalu，shiyantujigecunziderenjizixiude，jiajiadouyaochugong。
zheiyeshijiangxiaobaimeikanjianyourenzaijiadeyuanyinzhiyi，buxiatianzuohuoderendoulaixiulule。
gangxiudemaomalu，lumiancaipudesuishizimeishenmechenianguo，suishizidoulengjiaojianrui，paoqilaikejiao，jiashangyanludouyourenzaishigong，yuanburuzaishibanlushangpaodeshunchang。
jiangxiaobaiquebuguanbugu，maozhejingpaodefeikuai。
“leibushijiangxiaobaime?paoleikuaishiyaoqugaomezi?”
“zongguibushiqudapaijiushiquhejiu，tayigeerliuzihainengyoumezidejideshi?”
“leimalujiubugairangneihundanzou，xiuludeshihourenmaodoumeijiange，yanjianmalukuaiyaoxiuhaole，tadaoshibisheidoupaodekuai，namenbuyipubashuaisi!”
“……”
jintianzhuangongxiuluderen，daduoyerendejiangxiaobai，buguojihudouduitameishenmehaolianse，zhidengtaguoquhoucaixutaoliangju，dangzhejiangxiaobaidemian，tamenkebuganjiaoshegenzi。
wanyiremaoleneihuo，kemeimezihaoguozichi。
jiangxiaobaiyilujipao，zhongyudaoleqingshanzhenshang。
rucikuaisudepaosiwulilujihaotili，yekuidetashentijianshuo，buranhaizhenchibuxiao。
danyehaishibataleideqichuanyuyu。
kejiangxiaobaigenbenbugantingxie，tahaiyaojixuquzhuilinjiayin，yidingyaozailinjiayindaodaxuezhanzhiqianzhuishangta，cainengzuzhibeijudefasheng。
qingshanzhenweiyuqingzhoushichengjiao，juliqingzhouchengshiwuliulilucheng，yougongjiaochetongwangqingzhoushikeyunzhan，zhishibancishao，meitianzhiyouzaoshangliudianhexiawuwudianliangtangbanche。
zheigedian，gujikuaibajiudianle，shimeiyoubanchede。
“jiayinyinggaibuhuizuozaobanchejincheng，taduobanshizouluqude。”
江晓白边跑边想着。
bijing，quqingzhouchengdebanchepiaoyaowumaoqian。
xianbushuolinjiayinshenshangyoumeiyouqian，jibianshiyou，tayekendingshebude。
zheigeniandaiderentebienengchiku，bujinlinjiayinshebudehuaqianzuoche，daduoshurenjinchengyeshishebudehuazheigeyuanwangqian，tamendouningyuanganlujincheng。
83nianqingzhoushigongrenyigeyuedegongziyecaiershilaikuaiqian，zhoubiannongmindeshouruzegengshao，yigeyuexialainengzhengwuliukuaijiubucuole。
erqiezheigeshidaidaduoshurenlianwenbaodouhaimeijiejue，wumaoqiankeyigebanjinroule。
duinongminlaishuo，shijiershilideluchengyebusuanyuan，jiaobukuaideyejiusansigexiaoshi，shengxiawumaomairouchitabuxiangme?
xiangmingbaizheigedaoli，jiangxiaobaibuyoudeyizhenqingxing。
“haihaozheigeshidaijiaotongbufada，buranjiayinzuochejinchengdehua，wulunruheyeshizhuibushangle。”
jiangxiaobaidaoshixiangzhaoyiliangche，keneigeniandaisuirantonglegonglu，cheliangquejishao，tazaijizhendejiedaopaoguo，lengshimeikanjianyiliangche。
ruguoyoudehua，buguanshenmeche，takendingxian“jie”lezaishuo。
shiyouqingzhonghuanji，zhiyaonengzhuishanglinjiayin，napafandiancuowu，tayezaisuobuxi。
jiangxiaobaichuanlekouqi，jixuzaijiedaoshangfeiben。
jintianbufengchang，meishenmerenganji，danzhenshangdezhuhuyeyoubushaorenzaijiedaoshangliudaxianliao。
“叮铃铃……”
qianmianyichuanqingcuidelingshengxiangqi，yigeershichutoudemeimaonvzi，qizheyiliangzhanxinde“erbadagang”zixingcheyingmianerlai。
cheqidehuanman，niuniuququdeguaizheqianxing。
jieshangliudadeliangrenjianle，jimangshankai，shengpazhuangshang。
83nian，zixingchezainongcunhaisuanxihanwu，maideqiderenbuduo。
kanneinvzideyidemoyangheshengshudejishu，gujitashigangmaichebujiu，qichulaixianbaishunbianlianjishu。
jiangxiaobaiqueshiyanjingyiliang。
youliangzixingchedehua，neibubizijiyilupaojinchengkuaixuduo?
“meinv，chejiewoyongyixia。”
jiangxiaobaijingzhiyingzheqichedenvzipaoqu，zhangkaishuangbeilanzhuqulu，xiangjilelanludajiedeluba。
“啊……”
nvzidechejibenlaijiubuhao，jiangxiaobaiturancuanchulailanlu，hedetayishengjingjiao，huangmangniechachecongcheshangtiaolexialai。
jinguantaqidehenman，dantiaoxialaihouhaishixiangqiancuanlejibucaizhanwen，zixingcheqianlunjihukuaizhuangshangjiangxiaobaidexiaotui。
“你搞么兹?”
“找死啊。”
nvzihenshinaonu，qixiongxiongdehoudao。
“美女，莫使气。”
“jianghujiuji，woyoujishibanidezixingchejieyiha，wandianjiuzaizheigedifanghainiche。”
jiangxiaobailianshangshensejiaoji，zuishangsuiranshuodekeqi，shoushangquebuguannvzitongbutongyi，yibaduoguozixingchelongtoubashou，linzhejiuyuandidiaozhuanchetou，taituifanshenshangleche，jiaoxiayongliyidengtaban，rulixianzhijianqilechuqu。
yifandongzuoxingyunliushui，zaizhayanzhijianjiuwanchengle。
meimaonvzihaimeifanyingguolai，jiuzhikanjianjiangxiaobaijianxingjianyuandebeiying。
这是借车?
有这么借的吗?
meimaonvzihezhiqianbichedelianggelurendoumudengkoudai。
“抢劫啦……”
piankehou，nvzicaihuiguoshenlai，fachuyishengjianjiao。