第4章 张玄叶凡赔的裤衩子都没了

yinweicaijikungaideneirongshi。

【kaijujiushuqujiyizhuangsishishangxiang,jieguosimudaozhangduonianmeigenjiushudanaole,errenzaitingshifangwannao,ranhoudafanlezhangmingdeng,rangjiangshichulai,zhibuguozheigejiushushibantongshuishuiping,suoyizhinengdanggekanshouyizhuangdeshouzhuangren,bingmeiyoubenshijiangfuxingshi。】

【suihouwencaichulaile,yejiushicaijikunbanyandewencaichulaijiuchang,bawencaidaoshuxiedechushenruhuajibie,sanxiawuchuerjiejuelejiangshi。】

kandaozheiyimudejiushulianpidouledou。

他家文才有这本事?

他怎么不知道?

haiyou,talinjiuhuigentashidisimuzaiyizhuangdanao,ranhourangdafanzhangmingdeng?

zheishizaishuotalinjiutanwan?

还是无能?

zhangxuanyeshiheizhelian,buguokandaojiushudeyangzi,zhangxuananweidao:“jiushu,buji,zanxiankanxiaqu。”

tingdaozhangxuandehua,jiushudiandiantoujixukanxiaqu。

dierbufen,zaizhangxuanjubenli,shihexicantingjuqing。

yejiushijiushudaiwencaiqufurenlaoyedeyue。

ranhouerrenbeirenjiashoufurentingtingshualedeyimu。

danzaicaijikundegaidonglishizheiyangde。

【renfaqingwencaiquzhenzishanghekafei,buguowencaikanzaitashifushouliutademianzishang,jiudaijiushuyiqiqianwangxicanting。】

【ranhoujiushirangjiushutanglei,jiushixianrangjiushuhekafeichuchou,boderentingtingweixiao,ranhouwencaichushoubangjiushudiaohaokafei,zuodaoshicituxiaodeyimu,rangrentingtingguamuxiangkan。】

kandaozhedezhangxuanzuijiaochoulechou。

erjiushuni,cishilianyinchenwubi。

guojitianhekafei,tazijidasuanshigenzhangxuanzhangxuanjubenyiyang,daiwencaiqujitatangleide。

danzaizheixiaozidejubenli,bianchengtatangleile。

zhangxuanjixufandaoxiayiye。

xiayiyejiushiqiguanqianfendepianduan。

yeshijiangshixianshengxiao**bufen。

zhangxuankandaocaijikundegaidong,yijingwuyutucaole。

里边的内容是。

【qiguanqianzangdeshihou,jiushushenchuandaopao,zhibuguotabuzhidaozenmebaifatan,jiusuibianbailebai,wencaijianzhuanghechiyiju:“shifu,nizheibaitanbaicuoweizhile,yaozaizheibian!”】

【suihoujiushimingchangmian,renfasuiranqingdeshiwencai,dantahaishiyaowenyixiajiushu:“jiushu,zheifengshuibaodibucuoba?buzhidaoshishenmezangfa?”】

【erjiushudehuidashi:“bucuo,zheishifaguoshizangli!”erwencainizhijiezoushangqianlazherenlaoyejieshi:“renlaoye,woshifuheduole,zheizangfayinggaishiyingguoshizangli。”errenfatingdaohouduizhewencaishuqidamuzhi,“lebuqiwencai。”】

【suihoujianjiexingdezaicifuhuolerentingtingfangxin。】

kandaozheidejiushuzhenggerenmianwubiaoqing。

法国式葬礼?

英国式葬礼?

tajiushushenmeshihouhuishuozheizhongzangfa?

tajuedingle,yaoshidaoshihourenfashizhenyaoqiguanqianzang,wencaiganshuozheihua,tuidaduan!

yinweizhangxuanjiyefandejubenbingmeiyouxiexiangxiqingtingdianshui,neishitazuorenliuyixian,jizijiliuhoushoudeyuanyin,zheibu,jiutixianchulaile?

yinweizheigeshidai,fengshuixuewenwurenzhi,zheiyedaozhimeirenpaijiangshipiandeyuanyin。

jiushiyinweitamenbuzhidaofatana,daojialiyizenmegaocaichuxiandewenti。

“咳咳。”

zhangxuanqingkeyisheng,kandaozhetabuxiangkanle,tapajiushufabiaoranhoubuyanle。

dangranle,tayebuhuirangjiushuyanzenmegejuqing。

啥玩意?

这不毁我九叔形象?

niyaowencaidangzhujiao,yebubizheimegaojiushuba?

xiangdaozheidezhangxuanshuodao:“yexiong,wojuedemeiyouhezuodebiyaole。”

“ng?weihe,jubennandaoyouwenti?”

“jubenmeiwenti,shiwojiushutabuxiangyanzheige。”zhangxuanzhizheyipangmianwubiaoqingdejiushudao。

“suoyinideyisi?”yefanbudongshengsedao。

“woxiangzijipaishele。”

张玄没有多说什么。

tingdaozhangxuandehua,yefanxinlikaixin,zheibushaoyigerenfenqian?

buguotamianshanghaowubolankaikou:“neime,wodejubennijiubunengyanyong,dong?”

tingdaozheihuadezhangxuanchadianxiaochusheng。

用你剧本?

wobupeidekuchazidoumeile?

“fangxin,zheidianguijuwohaishidongde!”

“hao,shuangkuai,qianzihuaya!”

叶凡说着掏出纸笔。

张玄挑眉。

这是有备而来?

buguotameiyouyouyu,zhijienazhebihezhi。

kanzhishangxiedeguijumeiwenti,tazhijieshuashuajiuqianshangtademingzi“zhangxuan”erzi。

qianwanhou,errengeziliuyifen。

yefanjianzhangxuanrucishuangkuai,dangjixiaodao:“jiranruci,zhiqianxuandejiaosewokeyirangni,nijiubuyongquzhongxinzhaorenle。”

yefanshuodeziranshizhiqiantiaoxuandepeijiao。

zhangxuantingdaoyefandehua,xinlixiaochusheng。

zheiyuanbanyuanmadejiangshixianshengrenwunibuyao,haixiangzijizhao,tazhangxuanxinlilekailehua。

danbiaomianshanghaishiyaozuozuoyangzide。