第2章 孟凡林香茗美男计

erzaicikedezhenmoyuanzhizhong,chulezheibingjujianzhuxianzhiwai,buyuanchuhaiyouyiwu。

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“sanqiannianlai,nishidiyigechuxianbenzuomianqiandehuoren。”

heipaonanzi,bianshimengfan!

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danzheizhanglian,jiushiruci!

renherenjiandaozheizhanglian,naohaizhongdouhuimaochuzheimeyigeniantou:

【shijianjingyouruciyingjundenanzi?】

答案是……

有!

yinweitayijingchuxianzailenidemianqian。

sanqiannianqian,shirendouzhimozunmengfankongbu。danhenshaoyourenzhidao,mozunmengfandezhenshirongmaojingshirucideyingjun!

weilezhezhuzheizhangjingshirongyan,mengfanteyirangjiangshenzhouyeziweizijizhuzaoleyimianguilianmianju。

为什么?

yinweicengjingmengfandezhuiqiuzheheaimuzhetaiduo,ertayoubuxuyaokaolianchifan。

mengfanjiuzheimezhanzailinxiangmingdemianqian,jingjingdekanzheta。

piankehou,linxiangmingyanpidongledong,niuleniu**,danledanshouzhi,ranhouhuanhuanxinglai,zhengkaileyanjing。

“nixingle?”mengfanluchuleyigejiweiwennuanheshandeweixiao,duizhelinxiangmingshuodao。

beikunsanqiannian,yijingchedimopingletadelengjiao。

tazhunbeiduizheigepingkongchuxiandenvzi,shizhanyigejimou。

yigesanqianniantawulunruhedoubuhuishizhan,yebuxieshizhandeguiji、duji!

【美男计】

linxiangmingyilianmiwangdekanzhemengfan,liangqiangzhepaleqilai。

“woyijingsile?zheilijiushichuanshuozhongdeyincaodifuma?”

bushishuodifudoushixiongsheneshadeeguima?

zenmezijiyizhengyan,jiuyudaoleyigeruciyingjundeyangui?

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【yangyunayangyun,nizheigedufu、jianfu,xiangbudaonipingriliyifurenchuwuhaidemoyang,juranrucixinhendaidu,wojiushizuoguiyebuhuifangguoni!】

xiangdaoshahaizijideyangyun,linxiangmingrenbuzhunuhuogongxin,zijizenmejiuzheimedai,zhiqianzenmemeiyoufaxianyangyunzheige**dezhenmianmu?

【wosile,yangyungaibuhuiduhaishifuba?budui,shifusuiranyoushangzaishen,danyebushiyangyunneige**keyiqifude!zheigeren**zhihuibeigongquxi、jiaqingjiayideduishifuxianyinqin,xiangyaocongshifuneilihuodehaochu!】

linxiangmingyiweizijiyijingsile,cikenaozihenluan,zaihusiluanxiang。

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budui,yueshayuehaoliyong,zheishihaoshi!

mengfannulibaochineixindepingjing,duizhelinxiangmingshuodao:“fangxinba,nibingmeiyousi。zheilishizhenmoyuan,nihaihuozhe,zhishidiaoluozaizheilideshihouhunmile!”

tingdaomengfandehua,linxiangmingmanlianbukesiyidekanzhemengfan。

duimianzheigedashuaigezaishuoshenme?

haoxiangzaishuozijibingmeiyousi?

zhangdezheimeyingjun,kendingbuhuipianren。

linxiangmingkanzhemengfan,youdianjidongdewendao:“zhendema?wozhendemeiyousi?”

mengfanduizhetadianlediantou,yijiuyilianweixiao。

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“shinijiulewoma?”linxiangmingduizhemengfanwendao。

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“duoxiegongzijiumingzhien,xiaonvziwuyiweibao,laishengyidingzuoniuzuomayibaogongzidaendade。”linxiangminglianmangduizhemengfanzuoyixingli。

mengfanmeitouxiayishideweiweiyizhou,zheihuatatingzheyoudianbushufu,laishengzuoniuzuoma……

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linxiangminghaoqidedaliangzhesizhou,kandaobuyuanchudeneibingjujian,beijujiandeqixisuozhenhan。

buguo,chulezheibingjujian,haoxiangjiumeiyouqitashenmedongxile。

tahaoqideduizhemengfanwendao:“gongzi,zheilijiushizhenmoyuanma?chuanshuozhongzhenmoyuanlimianbeizhenyalewushumotou,zheilizenmeyigedoumeiyou?”

mengfanwenyan,xintouyouxiechayi。

zhenmoyuanzhenyalewushumotou,wozenmebuzhidao?

zhenggezhenmoyuan,mingmingzhiyouzijiyigemo……

mingmingzhiyouzijiyigehaoren!

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meibanfa,mengfanzheiyanzhijiushizhengyi!

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