第3章
“erzi，zheibushizanjiaba？”
书舒怀疑人生的问。
shulingchenshuo：“bushi，zheishiwozulaizhude。”
“a？zanjiayoufangziweishenmehaiyaozufangzizhu？”
shulingchenchenmoyishun，taishoumolexiabizi，zuoweiqinmadeshushuyiyanjiukanchuzheishierzixinxushicaihuiyoudexiaodongzuo，danshulingchenzhishuo：“xianshangquzaishuoba。”
shulingchenzudefangzishiyigebudaoliushipingmideliangshiyitingxiaohuxing。
一进门。
wuneishenghuoqixijiaoqing，shoushidetingzhengjiede。
shushubuzijuediandiantou，ngbucuo，zhangdahoudeerzizongsuanyouyidiansuiziji，aiganjing。
“你住这间卧室。”
shulingchendangzheshushudemiantuikaikongwoshidemen。
shushuyiweihuikanjiankongdangdangdeyijianfang。
结果。
dengdakai，zhijianchuangpushangpuzhechuangdanyubeizi，fangneiyoushuzhuo，youshuzhuangtai，haiyoujuzi。
paoqumianjibutan，zheibaisheguilv，buzhideheshushuyujingyuandefangjianyimoyiyang。
qiefangjianneiyichenburandaoyikanjiushijingchangdasao，keyisuishijinquzhurendechengdu。
“zheishi......”
“是我弄的。”
jieshoudaoshushuyihuodemuguang，shulingchenyouxiebuhaoyisidedixiatou，shengyintingshangquyouzhongshiluoqueguzuochuqingsongdeganjue：
“meishenme，jiushijuede，zheiyangnongjiuhaoxiangniyizhizai，congmeiyoulikaiguo，erwoyebushiyigeren。”
shushuyuerzidefenbiebuguoshiyanjingyibiyizheng。
keshulingchenyoudequeshimamaquexizhangdashisanniandekongbai。
“erzi......”
shushuwangzheshulingchen，bujinshangqianyibu。
ershulingchenyewangzheshushu，kaikou：“ma......”
taxiayishizhangkaishuangshouzhunbeijieshoulaizimamagandongde，jiuweide，wennuandehuaibao。
ranhouyigedabidouyingmianpaizainaomenshang——
“ninaozixiudoula，woyouwodedafangjiannihaijiwozhengyigewoniuwoganshenme？”
ruguoshuoshulingchengangcaihaichuzaiyizhongyunliwulidemenghuandangzhong，neimeciketacaiyouleyizhongmamadequehuilailedezhenshigan。
jiuzheiyibidoudeshoufa，doubuyongqinzijianding，zheijiushitaqinma，rujiabaohuan！
shushushouhuishou，guangleliangquanzheigefangzi，zhunquelaishuo，shituidoumeimaikailaideneizhongguang，zhuangetoujiujiangfangziyilanwuyidekanwanle。
liantanengjieshoudejigexiandoumeidadao！
“xianzainengshuoleba，zanjiadefangzidaodizenmele？weishenmeyaozhudaozheililai？”
shushubaozheshoubeidingzheshulingchen。
shulingchenyanjingwangpangbianzhuan，cuokaiyushushudeduishi，youmolexiabizi。
shushuyanmiqi，gangyaoshuohua，toudingdedengkaishiyishanyishan，ranhoushandaodisanxiashichedimiele。
客厅一黑。
shushu：o，zheigaisidepofangzi！
零分！零分！
“我先修下灯泡！”
shulingchenxiangshizhongyuzhaodaochuanqidedangkou，xianqujiangzongdianzhaguandiao，ranhoufandaogongjuxiang，banbayizidaodengpaoxia，badakaishoudiantongdeshoujidijishushu。
“妈，帮下忙。”
shushubuqingbuyuandijieguoshouji，juqishou，jitazhaoming。
huran，shouzhongdeshoujipingmulianglexia。
haoxiangshishenmexiaoyuantiebadetebieguanzhutuisongxinxi。
shushuxiayishisaoleyan，jiukandaole“shulingchen”“gaobai”“chuxiaohua”dengbiaotiziyan。
shushuyixiazijiulaijingshenle，zhunbeidianjinqukan。
meidakai，danchumimajiemian。
shushusikaolexiaerzihuishezhishenmemima，sanmiaohou，tayicienxia123456。
开了。
yijinqujiuzhijieshigangcaidetuisongneirong。
标题：
【jing！xiaobashulingchengaobaichuxiaohuayouyouyouyoubeijule！】
tiezishisangexiaoshiqianfade，niminghuifudeloucengdouduilejibaicengle：
「louzhuhuibuhuiqubiaotia，yinggaishihamananshulingchentianbuzhichizhuiqiuchuxiaohuabeijuhounaoxiuchengnuchuyanweixieburangchuxiaohuazou！」
「jintianwojiuzaixianchang，yuanyuandekanzhe，jiushiyiloushuodeneiyang！yaobushi1bandeshijinbanzhang，haibuzhidaohuifashengshenmeni。」
「yaowoshuo，shulingchenhetashenbianneiqunhunhunjiushisanzhongdelaoshushi，jiuyinggaiguanjinshaoguansuoligaizao！」
「......」
jibailouli，youbaifenzhibashijiushipenshulingchende，baifenzhiyishipenshulingchengenbande，shengxiadebaifenzhishidoushiguanxinchuliananweide。
zheishipingmudingbudanchuyitiao“nindetebieguanzhufayanle！”
shushuliulanloucengshibuxiaoxinjinqu。
jiukandaoyigeidwei“woshichuxiaolianya”deyonghudehuifu：
「dajiahaoya，woshichulian，wohenhao，meiyourenheshi，guanyujintiandeshiqing，woxiangxinshulingchentongxuezhishiyishichongdong，bingmeiyouxiangyaoshanghaiwodeyisi，suoyi，dajiabuyaozaiguoduguanzhule。」
xiamianhaipochuleyizhangbiaoshizijihenhaode**zhao。
yourenmiaohuizhiwuwuwozhenkusichuxiaohuarenmeixinshan！
shushuzhijuede，zheiyetaibaozile。
suiransaoraoduixiangshiqinerzi，danmianduizheizhongsaorao，shitatajiuzhijiebanyediaozaiduifangjiamenkou，heniaota，kantahaiganbuganzaixihuanziji！
ranhou，shushushunshoudiankaileneizhang**zhao。
zhaopianlichulianrenchuwuhai，shentixiecezhe，buzhishiyouyihaishiwuyi，luchuleyoushangjiaochudemaotaiqiang。
书舒的第一反应是。
嗯？
有品位！
yinweitajiuyoushouzangmaotaidexihao，buguanshinianfenjiuhaishishengxiaojiu，meiniandouhuicungeshijiping。
yizhengmianjiuqiangnongxialai，neihuijiaqilaidagaiwuliubaiwanzheiyangzi。
meixiangdaozheigechulianjialiyeyourenyouzheizhongxihao。
「tianna，wokanjianleshenme，haoduomaotai！jiuming，taihaohengleba！」
「gengjuedeshulingchenshilaihamaxiangchitianeroule，chuxiaohuazheizhongfujiaqianjinbeizheizhongqiongguichanshangjianzhishidaolebabeizixuemeile！」
「wuwuchuda**zhendebukaolvqinggebaobiaoma，kanhamananhaiganbugansaorao。」
「yaowoshuo，nengpipeichuxiaohuazheizhongjiajingde，xuexiaoliyejiuzhiyou1banshijinbanzhangzheizhongfujiagongzinengkanle。」
shushufangdazhaopian，yubeizixixinshangxiarenjiademaotai，yipingpingxinshangguoqu，tayanjingyiliangyouyiliang，bujinxihaoxiangtong，jiulianshouzangdepinleiyexiangtongni。
xiangtongdao——shushuyuekanyuejuedeyanshu。
zhei......zheibushitademaotaiqiangma！！！
shushuganmangdianjinchuliandezhuye，fandaochuliancenghuifuguodetiezi。
buduo，haijibendoushi**zhao，qiewuyiliwaidoushishentixiece，zuo、youshangjiaohuikongchulai。
ranhoushushuyizhangzhangfanguoqu，jiukandaole：
她的**浴缸！
tadeyourumianhuatangbanrouruandedahaogongzhuchuang！
tadeshimudingzhishuzhuangtai！
她的绝版手办柜！
tadeyouxiji，jia**haohuabanyouxika！
tadetadetade......
全部都是！她的！
zheitabadejiushitayujingyuansanbaipingdafangzia！！！
shulingchenxiudengpaoxiudezhuanzhu，xiuzhexiuzhe，buzhidaoweishenme，ganjuehoubojingliangliangde。
taniuguotoukanqu，hedechadianercongyizishangshuaixialai。
zhijianshushudelianbeishoujipingmuzhaodecanbaiyipian，tayouyoudao：
“shulingchen，congxianzaikaishi，niwuquanbaochichenmo，danjiexialai，nisuoshuodemeijuhuadoujiangchengweinizhuanshitoutaiqiandeyiyan。”
tajiangchulianneizhang**didaoshulingchenmianqian，shuo：
“jieshi，ta，weishenme，huizai，wodefangzili。”